I THOUGHT HIT AND RUN IS A CRIME, EVEN IF ITS A PARKED CRIME HOW COME THIS WHORE DIDNT GET ARRESTED CONSIDERING ITS ALL ON VIDEO. WE CAN ONLY HOPE SHE DIES IN HER NEXT ACCIDENT :o)
She not only didn't bother checking for possible damage to the car she hit, but also bounced her door off the side of the poor bastards car while getting out.
WOWZERS! just when i was about to at lease *commend* her for having a decent outfit one for once in million years, she shuts that down, by wearing a barney suit that is 10 sizes too big, safety pinned together and accessorized with food on her ass!!!
Okay, leaving aside that she's a stupid cunt, how in the fucking of all that's good and holy did she manage to hit that car? It's a huge as parking space and there's a shiny silver Mercedes station wagon.
Gotta say tho if that was my car, I'd enjoy every second of it. Of course, I'd be on the line with 911 to report that someone had just hit my car twice and then left and then with my lawyer but hey, that's the way it goes. "Is my car hurt?" Jesus.
in her defense, i'm sure the paparazzi called the security guard and notified the proper people. like someone said, shes worth $100 million, why should she worry about checking for damage? let the minions do the work, her peoples will write the check.
Looks like she also rammed her door into the side of the other car, too. AND attempted to flash her cooch twice. I mean, seriously. It's like she was spreading her legs as wide as possible so they could get the shot, but *unfortunately* the paps weren't at the right angle. Stupid whore. Of course she does this shit on purpose.
She doesn't use the blender, 'Thomas', for daiquiris because she feels the blender is under appreciated, overworked, and needs time to himself to sort things out...
Well, atleast thats what the blender has been telling her.
God bless a girl so clueless to her childrens' needs but so concerned for the welfare of machines.
WOWZERS! just when i was about to at least *commend* her for having a decent outfit one for once in million years, she shuts that down, by wearing a barney suit that is 10 sizes too big, safety pinned together and accessorized with food on her ass!!!
Anyone else notice what sycophantic suck ups the paparazzi are? "Are you okay? We'll check out your car for you. Are you okay? Are you all right?" Not one mentioned "Hey, you may want to leave a note for the owner of the car you hit." What a bunch of suck ups.
As for BS, the only comment I have is to wonder why we're paying attention to her. Why is "acting stupidly" something to be famous for? And yes, I realize the irony of that question in this post.
how weird it would be to hit someones car and have a million people there to photograph you but no one to say are you cool, do you need help, hey you fucked this here car up...nothing, it's like she's surrounded by people all the time but she's just a specimen or something! i am sure the person will be able to figure out who hit their car, celebrities aren't going to leave their contact info on the windshield of a car!!! all those paparazzi would have just taken it off anyway and taken pics of it! i am sure she will have it "taken care of" i too wanted to commend her on wearing a decent outfit, but the ketchup butt stopped that short, but she does look a lot healthier, she's coming around, kinda slow, but hopefully some management will help! at least she's smiling and dressed in a matching outfit.
I love how she immediately checks HER car, but doesn't even look at the one she ran into. That says pretty much all you need to know about this self-centered loser.
Does anyone notice her dress is being held together in the back by safety pins? She is ONE NASTY bitch - look at all the shit on her ass? What, did she sit in the dog shit which is all over the inside of her car? Also, she looks SO much happier carrying around her dog than her kids....
CHEE-TOS, people, it's Cheetos on her dress. What else is that unnatural orange color? Probably the "Flamin' Hot" type, which she believes best coordinates with her ass.
I like how she asks the paparazzi what to do after she hits the other car. THEN I sat here and wondered, WHY is the paparazzi taking 10,000 photos of her just walking from her car?
I HATE when people drive with their dogs on their lap.....SO DANGEROUS! I take my dog with me everywhere I can, but she is in a Harness attached to the SEAT BELT. the shit I see while driving makes me want to scream sometimes.
It sounded like she hit the car when she opened her door and got out too. Haha, what a pretentious BITCH. I got the sense she just assumed it was one of the paps' cars and since they didn't say anything she just went on her way.
well they have laws that you cannot drive and talk on the cell phone at the same time; they need to have laws that also says you can't be holding an animal (or in Britney case, her inbred children) and drive at the same time
Wait a minute....why does she have a safety pin holding the back of her dress together? Thats a damn shame! She has too much money to wear some shit like that! and what is that crud on her ass?!
From the front, I thought her dress was an improvement. But then I saw the back, holy hell, what a mess. Trailer trash. If I were her mother I wouldn't want to admit it!
On the other hand, it's not easy to drive when a dozen photographers are surrounding your car trying to get a picture. And if she hit one, it would be her fault.
My God, this biatch is stupid. I really wish she'd drive off a cliff...without that poor dog, but she can take her kids along. We don't need them breeding and further ruining our gene pool. This video proves once and for all what a horrible, repugnant pile of shit she truly is. Fuck her.
Please oh please oh please....let the owner of that car press charges!!!!
By anonymous, on August 7, 2007 21:07:25
She did contact the police. Not sure about formally pressing charges but.....she saw the video and patiently waited for someone from the Spears camp to contact her. No go. So she called the police. HA!
65 Comments:
Leave Your CommentI THOUGHT HIT AND RUN IS A CRIME, EVEN IF ITS A PARKED CRIME HOW COME THIS WHORE DIDNT GET ARRESTED CONSIDERING ITS ALL ON VIDEO. WE CAN ONLY HOPE SHE DIES IN HER NEXT ACCIDENT :o)
By anonymous, on August 7, 2007 09:43:01
Stupid CUNT! Somebody kick her ass please!!
By anonymous, on August 7, 2007 09:48:02
Gosh, she never learns how to live a life!
By BA, on August 7, 2007 09:48:29
Please keep in mind that Britney is worth in excess of $100 million but she uses a safety pin to keep her fat ass in that dress.
By Todd, on August 7, 2007 09:49:03
Any guesses as to what the hell that crap is all over her ass?
By Jenny, on August 7, 2007 09:50:29
Love it how she then hits the other car with her door too, then doesn't check to see if the other car was damaged at all.
By anonymous, on August 7, 2007 09:51:51
white people...........we forgive you for britney spears.
By prettyboy, on August 7, 2007 09:55:19
She has food stuck to her ass. How fucking gross. Such a shame she shit a parked car instead of a brick wall while doing 90 with no seatbelt.
By anonymous, on August 7, 2007 09:56:18
prettyboy shut the fuck up. you're not even black. you don't get to speak for them.
By anonymous, on August 7, 2007 09:56:25
prettyboy, you're half white you half-breed fag. shut the fuck up.
By anonymous, on August 7, 2007 09:57:04
"Is my car hurt?"
WTMF?? ('what the mother fuck?')
Your car is a machine, shithead.
Bitch is crazy.
The type of crazy that talks to a toaster oven about relationships and parenting.....
By joejoe, on August 7, 2007 09:58:49
She not only didn't bother checking for possible damage to the car she hit, but also bounced her door off the side of the poor bastards car while getting out.
By anonymous, on August 7, 2007 10:00:44
I wish that was my car she hit. I would have pulled that bitch's weave out and shoved it up her fat ass.
By anonymous, on August 7, 2007 10:02:24
I would like to exchange Britney's freedom for Suleiman Jamous's.
By anonymous, on August 7, 2007 10:02:24
WOWZERS! just when i was about to at lease *commend* her for having a decent outfit one for once in million years, she shuts that down, by wearing a barney suit that is 10 sizes too big, safety pinned together and accessorized with food on her ass!!!
By mia_uno, on August 7, 2007 10:03:26
read beteen the lions.
By roar, on August 7, 2007 10:03:36
Okay, leaving aside that she's a stupid cunt, how in the fucking of all that's good and holy did she manage to hit that car? It's a huge as parking space and there's a shiny silver Mercedes station wagon.
Gotta say tho if that was my car, I'd enjoy every second of it. Of course, I'd be on the line with 911 to report that someone had just hit my car twice and then left and then with my lawyer but hey, that's the way it goes. "Is my car hurt?" Jesus.
By anonymous, on August 7, 2007 10:03:59
in her defense, i'm sure the paparazzi called the security guard and notified the proper people. like someone said, shes worth $100 million, why should she worry about checking for damage? let the minions do the work, her peoples will write the check.
By anonymous, on August 7, 2007 10:04:47
is it legal to drive with those kind of shoes??? i wonder if she could feel the pedals lol
automatic cars are too easy to drive. its not like she has a manual one. she's just too stupid these days
By anonymous, on August 7, 2007 10:06:00
Looks like she also rammed her door into the side of the other car, too. AND attempted to flash her cooch twice. I mean, seriously. It's like she was spreading her legs as wide as possible so they could get the shot, but *unfortunately* the paps weren't at the right angle. Stupid whore. Of course she does this shit on purpose.
By anonymous, on August 7, 2007 10:06:20
Jenny,
Strawberries, crushed all over her ass.
She doesn't use the blender, 'Thomas', for daiquiris because she feels the blender is under appreciated, overworked, and needs time to himself to sort things out...
Well, atleast thats what the blender has been telling her.
God bless a girl so clueless to her childrens' needs but so concerned for the welfare of machines.
God Bless, Brit, God Bless.....
By joejoe, on August 7, 2007 10:06:53
Fucking cunt.
By anonymous, on August 7, 2007 10:07:32
I HATE HATE HATE looking at her. She is so disgusting and ugly.
By anonymous, on August 7, 2007 10:08:06
I love it where she says "I'm a Brainiac!".
No fucking kidding, Brit.
By Vigilante, on August 7, 2007 10:08:58
WOWZERS! just when i was about to at least *commend* her for having a decent outfit one for once in million years, she shuts that down, by wearing a barney suit that is 10 sizes too big, safety pinned together and accessorized with food on her ass!!!
By mia_uno, on August 7, 2007 10:11:36
Anyone else notice what sycophantic suck ups the paparazzi are? "Are you okay? We'll check out your car for you. Are you okay? Are you all right?" Not one mentioned "Hey, you may want to leave a note for the owner of the car you hit." What a bunch of suck ups.
As for BS, the only comment I have is to wonder why we're paying attention to her. Why is "acting stupidly" something to be famous for? And yes, I realize the irony of that question in this post.
Strength and Honor
Craptaculicious
By Craptaculicious, on August 7, 2007 10:14:50
She is a menace to society.
By anonymous, on August 7, 2007 10:19:33
I think that's fried chicken grease stains on her ass, and some oreo crumbs
By anonymous, on August 7, 2007 10:28:48
send that useless whore to jail it was a hit and run you fucktards in LA damn it arrest her for that and for being a pile of shit
By anonymous, on August 7, 2007 10:30:59
Hey Britney's Kids,
Your momma so stupid she hit a parked car.
Your momma so stupid she tried to collect unemployment on a blowjob.
By anonymous, on August 7, 2007 10:34:20
I hate it when people drive around with their stupid, ugly squirrel dogs. That shit is annoying as hell.
By Oxy Moronovich, on August 7, 2007 10:36:14
Typical Britney with food stains all over her.
Fucking Gross.
And why is she wearing a Lane Bryant dress pinned in the back with a safety pin. I'm totally mortified for her, as usual.
By Carolina, on August 7, 2007 10:39:52
What a fucking bitch, if this were my car...
To idiot to open the door safely.
By anonymous, on August 7, 2007 10:39:59
how weird it would be to hit someones car and have a million people there to photograph you but no one to say are you cool, do you need help, hey you fucked this here car up...nothing, it's like she's surrounded by people all the time but she's just a specimen or something! i am sure the person will be able to figure out who hit their car, celebrities aren't going to leave their contact info on the windshield of a car!!! all those paparazzi would have just taken it off anyway and taken pics of it! i am sure she will have it "taken care of"
i too wanted to commend her on wearing a decent outfit, but the ketchup butt stopped that short, but she does look a lot healthier, she's coming around, kinda slow, but hopefully some management will help! at least she's smiling and dressed in a matching outfit.
By anonymous, on August 7, 2007 10:48:44
^ you're as stupid as britney is.
By anonymous, on August 7, 2007 10:49:36
That poor dog. Maybe someone will send PETA after her now.
Now, that'd be funny.
By anonymous, on August 7, 2007 10:50:56
I love how she immediately checks HER car, but doesn't even look at the one she ran into. That says pretty much all you need to know about this self-centered loser.
By Filmmaker78, on August 7, 2007 11:31:44
Gross, I can smell her from here.
By Micropede, on August 7, 2007 11:34:21
Does anyone notice her dress is being held together in the back by safety pins? She is ONE NASTY bitch - look at all the shit on her ass? What, did she sit in the dog shit which is all over the inside of her car? Also, she looks SO much happier carrying around her dog than her kids....
By Jbo, on August 7, 2007 12:16:31
CHEE-TOS, people, it's Cheetos on her dress. What else is that unnatural orange color? Probably the "Flamin' Hot" type, which she believes best coordinates with her ass.
By anonymous, on August 7, 2007 12:59:19
hits someone else's car. checks her own. walks off.
fucking cunt.
By anonymous, on August 7, 2007 13:09:28
Cunt.
By anonymous, on August 7, 2007 13:19:35
I like how she asks the paparazzi what to do after she hits the other car. THEN I sat here and wondered, WHY is the paparazzi taking 10,000 photos of her just walking from her car?
By anonymous, on August 7, 2007 13:48:58
I CAN SMELL HER TOO.
By anonymous, on August 7, 2007 14:12:09
I love the wake of heckling, leering winners she has behind her. When scum buckets like that are laughing at your expense, your life sucks.
By anonymous, on August 7, 2007 15:17:48
I HATE when people drive with their dogs on their lap.....SO DANGEROUS! I take my dog with me everywhere I can, but she is in a Harness attached to the SEAT BELT.
the shit I see while driving makes me want to scream sometimes.
By anonymous, on August 7, 2007 16:09:56
It sounded like she hit the car when she opened her door and got out too. Haha, what a pretentious BITCH. I got the sense she just assumed it was one of the paps' cars and since they didn't say anything she just went on her way.
By anonymous, on August 7, 2007 16:16:29
Was she driving down a public road like that? No seat-belt and a dog in one arm? That can't be considered safe driving.
By anonymous, on August 7, 2007 16:42:10
I want to beat her to death...seriously. Not only did this cunt hit the car, she also opened the damn door and hit it again.
I'd like to give her car a little touch-up "Gregory Hines style." And by that, I mean take a fucking flame-thrower to it.
Watch "Deal of the Century" if you don't get the reference.
By anonymous, on August 7, 2007 16:51:25
staged! plus bad acting
By yummy down on this, on August 7, 2007 16:54:09
Hey, anybody notice: when she lugs her grease-stained ass up to get out, she hits the car AGAIN with her DOOR! Moron is oblivious...
By anonymous, on August 7, 2007 16:55:39
Maybe if those paparazzi would get out of her way and perhaps leave her alone she wouldn't have hit the other car.
By anonymous, on August 7, 2007 16:55:59
"Did i hurt my car??"
"Naw naw naw, we'll check it for u"
lmfao
By anonymous, on August 7, 2007 17:53:17
Um, who DRIVES with one hand on your pet dog? I ALWAYS throw 'em/keep 'em in the backseat! GEEZ!
By anonymous, on August 7, 2007 17:57:26
well they have laws that you cannot drive and talk on the cell phone at the same time; they need to have laws that also says you can't be holding an animal (or in Britney case, her inbred children) and drive at the same time
By anonymous, on August 7, 2007 18:04:58
Check out the dude in the background. his expression is like I don't see the big deal with this hillbilly lol
By NubianGoddez, on August 7, 2007 19:00:59
Hey, a bit off topic, but did anyone else notice that Shitney now has TWO dogs. What???...er...ooops.
Sorry...I thought that thing on top of her head was a pup. Ummmm...my bad.
By anonymous, on August 7, 2007 19:40:51
LMAO! What a dumb bitch! haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
By anonymous, on August 7, 2007 21:04:23
Please oh please oh please....let the owner of that car press charges!!!!
By anonymous, on August 7, 2007 21:07:25
Wait a minute....why does she have a safety pin holding the back of her dress together? Thats a damn shame! She has too much money to wear some shit like that! and what is that crud on her ass?!
By anonymous, on August 7, 2007 21:09:28
From the front, I thought her dress was an improvement. But then I saw the back, holy hell, what a mess. Trailer trash. If I were her mother I wouldn't want to admit it!
On the other hand, it's not easy to drive when a dozen photographers are surrounding your car trying to get a picture. And if she hit one, it would be her fault.
She's still trailer trash.
By Rocky, on August 7, 2007 23:40:31
How about putting the damn dog down and using BOTH hands to drive your car? Just a thought.
By anonymous, on August 8, 2007 05:13:44
My God, this biatch is stupid. I really wish she'd drive off a cliff...without that poor dog, but she can take her kids along. We don't need them breeding and further ruining our gene pool. This video proves once and for all what a horrible, repugnant pile of shit she truly is. Fuck her.
By BabyGater, on August 8, 2007 12:57:05
Oh Poor Britney.......... She Doesn´t Know how..................... Oh God Helep Her...
By Luysana, on August 8, 2007 21:27:07
Please oh please oh please....let the owner of that car press charges!!!!
By anonymous, on August 7, 2007 21:07:25
She did contact the police. Not sure about formally pressing charges but.....she saw the video and patiently waited for someone from the Spears camp to contact her. No go. So she called the police. HA!
By anonymous, on August 9, 2007 16:19:39
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