I'd hate to be flipping through the channels and suddenly become overwhelmed with the urge to put a hatchet through the screen. I just bought the thing, I don't think the warranty covers unrequited rage or irreparable hatchet damage.
She is so messy. I am really hoping her album kicks ass. I wonder how parents feel about letting their kids listen to music by this disaster of a person.
I'd still gladly invade Brit-Brit's browneye, cottage cheese and all. What is she, like 26 years old? Her ass still must be somewhat ripe. Yeah, I'd fuck the stupid out of her.
BTW I like Baby Boy. It's a good song even though she is trying to copy Xtina's style with her weak vibrato. Little does she realize she needs to have a great strong voice to accomplish this. She can sing, uut her voice is very weak.
I CAN'T WAIT TO WATCH THIS!! COME ON YOU GUYS. THIS WILL BE THE BEST COMEDY ON TV IN YEARS. THE LAST BEST FUNNY COMEDY EPISODE WAS THE CONTEST ON SEINFELD. I HOPE THE BIG SURPRISE IS ANGEL SCREWING UP AND SHE DIES....HAHAHAHA
I hate that MTV caters to her in the name of being cutting edge. Let her fade away; let Michael Jackson fade away. Stop acting like they are important to the audience by shoving them down the audiences throats. MTV tries too hard to be cool and ends up being lame. Just present cool awards and current performers. Don't need Madonna kissing Britney, Michael kissing Lisa Marie, Pee Wee Herman etc. MTV is the unhippest network that pretends it is hip. Such wannabes.
I know what the word means, duh. There are many people who have a nice voice that don't have strong vocal cords. Anyone can tune their voice but it takes vocal strength *and* a nice voice to belt it out like Xtina. It takes practice and hard work inclding breathing technique, vibrado, vocal strength. Key words: VOCAL STRENGTH. Go to encyclopedia.com and look up vocal training.
Thanks for the heads-up. It's nice to know that any and all opinions of yours can immediately be disregarded as the ramblings of a lunatic.
anonymous 11:31:43
hate that MTV caters to her in the name of being cutting edge.
"Cutting edge" my ass. They attempt to be "shocking," but their stunts stopped being interesting a looooong time ago. Hip-Hop sales are down 40% and every act on MTV is getting crushed by Hannah Montana and the "High School Musical" soundtrack. The only people still watching MTV are the retarded girls sitting around in their Hollister outfits and wishing they were as super-awesome as the vapid skanks on "The Hills."
I'll watch just so I can see Britney fuck up, and see how many pairs of dancer's tights it's going to take to make her ass look less fat. Stupid delusional bitch.
oh,, this should be Great!!! 10 bucks,, she fuckes up some how,,, 1. She fucked up 2. she forget pants or a some piece of clothing 3. they play the wrong track
go to www.britsuckscocksonMTV.com,,, and place your bet.
ps. . Especially since Bill Welychka left.
By Vigilante,, he was GOOD,, what was that blond guys name again,, when they first started?
How in the screaming blue hell did Criss Angel get hooked up with this cow-eyed flaptard? I bet the "magic trick" that he's been teaching Britney has the following soundtrack:
"Okay Britney, put your hand right here. I won't touch it at all."
"DANGIT! It's gettin' bigger an' bigger!"
"Shazam! Now turn around and bend over Britley, and I'll make it disappear and then reappear!"
"It's 'Britney,' Mr. Hoodoo man!"
"Whatever."
squish, squish, squish, squish...
"GAWRSH! Where'd it go?!"
"No idea. Call your sister in here to help look for it."
the fuckin ho's gotta go the fuckin ho's gotta go the fuckin ho's gotta go the fuckin ho's gotta go the fuckin ho's gotta go the fuckin ho's gotta go the fuckin ho's gotta go the fuckin ho's gotta go
My older sister wouldn't shut up about him.... (he's now the voice in a whole slew of Canadian commercials...I'm sure my sister gets hot and bothered every time a TD bank commercial comes on...lol)
You didn't mean the fat, blonde guy, Dan WhatsHisFace, did you?
It would be awesome if she came out lip-synching and shaking her ass all crazy then fall flat on her face all while her wig falls off and the track is still playing. Then she gets up, grabs the mic, and starts telling everyone how crazy she is.
Do you people beat up everyone that has an opinion that is different from yours? This is supposed to be a place to post opinions and have fun and you all make it suck. thanks, blowjobs.
Do you people beat up everyone that has an opinion that is different from yours?
Oh, come on! You admitted to liking a Britney song, what do you expect? You might as well paint a target in your head.
Don't take it personally, though. If it makes you feel any better, I'm the person who said that Lindsay Lohan - and I quote directly here - "seems really committed to getting sober." You should have seen the abuse I took that day! Just keep swinging and some day it'll be someone else's turn to get ridiculed mercilessly. ;)
How can this piece of trash manage to secure the opening gig at the MTV awards? Somebody is banking big somewhere that she's marketable, which I can't imagine how at this point. What kind of a fucking retard wears one colored contact lens? Nice balding head, Shitney.
1-She cannot sing. t etspe trackhad better be rigth. Ihope it skips like it did for Ashelee Simpson. 2-She can only do a dirty, nasty ,strip tease dance. That is fine ,but you can see a better stripper at your major city strip club. 3-Jokes on her. Having pics of the tabloids, JT and K-Fed is making her look more like a joke. Jokes on her. JT is booking his 2nd big solo arena/stadium tour and much more and has Jessic Biel. K-Fed has nothing to do except for rake in themoney from Britney. Millions for free. He took her for a joke. The tabs and papparazzi make money off of her. Jokes on her.
This whole idea of the smoke, mirrors and illusions created by Chris Angel for Britney to appear then disappear on MTV's opening act is not only inane, but down right stupid. Will she be lip syncing too?
The big black guy is fucking her she likes nasty cock now and that shit call MTV MUSIC AWARDS suck monkey shit the last time that show was fun with real cool music was durin the late 80's and early 90's when ROCK N ROLL rule now that all you see in those shows i ghetto trash no show can be fun just a bunch of idiot showing their underwear thats sooooooo gay guys showing other guys their underwear pure gayness
Today is Sept 10th, night after the VMAs, ground zero. I want to congratulate everyone in this thread for your steadfast hatred and committment to the continuing ideal that Britneys career is a hot steaming plate of LOL with some fail sauce on top. Keep it up!
66 Comments:
Leave Your Commentthe fuckin ho's gotta go
somebody please kill her now
By diebrittneydie, on August 30, 2007 10:41:11
I think I'll be unplugging my TV that night...
I'd hate to be flipping through the channels and suddenly become overwhelmed with the urge to put a hatchet through the screen. I just bought the thing, I don't think the warranty covers unrequited rage or irreparable hatchet damage.
By Vigilante, on August 30, 2007 10:48:13
yeah thanks for the "larger" version, really needed that!
By the wedding cryer, on August 30, 2007 10:48:20
Vigilante - even better to use a handgun on your television screen, just like Elvis. "Ain't nothin' on TV."
By Big L, on August 30, 2007 10:51:42
NOW THERES A REASON NOT TO WATCH THE MTV MUSIC AWARDS
By THE PUNISHER, on August 30, 2007 10:51:47
She is so messy. I am really hoping her album kicks ass. I wonder how parents feel about letting their kids listen to music by this disaster of a person.
By ils vont..., on August 30, 2007 10:52:38
I can't be the only person who is overwhelmingly happy to not see ALL of her 'browneyes' in that photo set...
Especially this soon after lunch. :-I
By joejoe, on August 30, 2007 10:55:07
Are the VMAs live? If so, here comes the real time MELTDOWN! MELTDOWN! MELTDOWN! for everyone watching to see and enjoy. Woo! Trainwrecks are wild.
By anonymous, on August 30, 2007 11:02:54
How many abortions has this wench had in the past six months? 4, 5?
By anonymous, on August 30, 2007 11:06:30
No handgun, L sweetie. Shotgun? I could use a big opening between the kitchen and the den...
By Vigilante, on August 30, 2007 11:08:55
I'd still gladly invade Brit-Brit's browneye, cottage cheese and all. What is she, like 26 years old? Her ass still must be somewhat ripe. Yeah, I'd fuck the stupid out of her.
By J-Bird, on August 30, 2007 11:12:42
OMG She's completely lost her mind.
BTW I like Baby Boy. It's a good song even though she is trying to copy Xtina's style with her weak vibrato. Little does she realize she needs to have a great strong voice to accomplish this. She can sing, uut her voice is very weak.
By Tina, on August 30, 2007 11:17:09
You like Baby Boy? WTF? That song is more proof this stupid bitch can't sing! It's fuckin terrible!
By anonymous, on August 30, 2007 11:18:18
J-Bird will fuck anything. He says the same shit about Blowhan. J-Bird probably has AIDS.
By anonymous, on August 30, 2007 11:19:59
"She can sing, uut her voice is very weak."
Please, go directly to dictionary.com and make your way to the definition of 'contradiction'
By duh, on August 30, 2007 11:20:39
I CAN'T WAIT TO WATCH THIS!! COME ON YOU GUYS. THIS WILL BE THE BEST COMEDY ON TV IN YEARS. THE LAST BEST FUNNY COMEDY EPISODE WAS THE CONTEST ON SEINFELD. I HOPE THE BIG SURPRISE IS ANGEL SCREWING UP AND SHE DIES....HAHAHAHA
By chuggdog, on August 30, 2007 11:23:12
Did you read my whole post or just that one sentence???? I didn't say I like the way she sings it, I said I like the song. Read the rest anonymous.
By Tina, on August 30, 2007 11:23:32
""She can sing, uut her voice is very weak."
Please, go directly to dictionary.com and make your way to the definition of 'contradiction'"
LMFAO! I was thinking the same thing! DUH! Her voice is weak and she can't sing.
By anonymous, on August 30, 2007 11:26:01
I hate that MTV caters to her in the name of being cutting edge. Let her fade away; let Michael Jackson fade away. Stop acting like they are important to the audience by shoving them down the audiences throats. MTV tries too hard to be cool and ends up being lame. Just present cool awards and current performers. Don't need Madonna kissing Britney, Michael kissing Lisa Marie, Pee Wee Herman etc. MTV is the unhippest network that pretends it is hip. Such wannabes.
By anonymous, on August 30, 2007 11:31:43
If you think MTV sucks you should see MuchMusic. Much sucks big sweaty donkey balls. Especially since Bill Welychka left.
By Vigilante, on August 30, 2007 11:37:07
That cluster-rump must has very nasty poopies exploding out of it
By anonymous, on August 30, 2007 11:37:53
I know what the word means, duh. There are many people who have a nice voice that don't have strong vocal cords. Anyone can tune their voice but it takes vocal strength *and* a nice voice to belt it out like Xtina. It takes practice and hard work inclding breathing technique, vibrado, vocal strength. Key words: VOCAL STRENGTH. Go to encyclopedia.com and look up vocal training.
By Tina, on August 30, 2007 11:38:29
Tina 11:17:09
BTW I like Baby Boy.
Thanks for the heads-up. It's nice to know that any and all opinions of yours can immediately be disregarded as the ramblings of a lunatic.
anonymous 11:31:43
hate that MTV caters to her in the name of being cutting edge.
"Cutting edge" my ass. They attempt to be "shocking," but their stunts stopped being interesting a looooong time ago. Hip-Hop sales are down 40% and every act on MTV is getting crushed by Hannah Montana and the "High School Musical" soundtrack. The only people still watching MTV are the retarded girls sitting around in their Hollister outfits and wishing they were as super-awesome as the vapid skanks on "The Hills."
By Hateful Cat is Hateful, on August 30, 2007 11:40:43
I'll watch just so I can see Britney fuck up, and see how many pairs of dancer's tights it's going to take to make her ass look less fat. Stupid delusional bitch.
By anonymous, on August 30, 2007 11:42:19
Longest 15 minutes ever. This talentless whore needs to pack up and retire.
By anonymous, on August 30, 2007 11:43:57
Tina, if her voice is weak and she sucks, then she shouldn't be getting paid to sing. "duh"
By anonymous, on August 30, 2007 11:46:39
Tina, you fat lard, come get some DINNER! Tina, eat. Food. Eat the FOOD!
By anonymous, on August 30, 2007 11:50:32
Excuse me, can someone point me to the bathroom??
By Richard Milhouse Nixon, on August 30, 2007 11:55:49
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm donkey balls....the sweatier the better
By chuggdog, on August 30, 2007 12:12:49
I just love balls period. My nick name is Teabag.
By prettyboy, on August 30, 2007 12:13:17
WHY IS SHE WEARING A SHIRT AS A DRESS??
THIS GIRL IS SO FUCKING TRAILER TRASH!
I HAVE NEVER SEEN ANYONE IN MY LIFE SO FUCKING CLUELESS!!
By anonymous, on August 30, 2007 12:17:09
Everyone will watch just to get a good laugh. Come on, admit it :)
By anonymous, on August 30, 2007 12:21:37
Great! Can he make her, like, disappear?
By Laurie, on August 30, 2007 12:22:38
oh,, this should be Great!!! 10 bucks,, she fuckes up some how,,,
1. She fucked up
2. she forget pants or a some piece of clothing
3. they play the wrong track
go to www.britsuckscocksonMTV.com,,, and place your bet.
ps. . Especially since Bill Welychka left.
By Vigilante,, he was GOOD,, what was that blond guys name again,, when they first started?
By bunrtfinger, on August 30, 2007 12:23:42
How in the screaming blue hell did Criss Angel get hooked up with this cow-eyed flaptard? I bet the "magic trick" that he's been teaching Britney has the following soundtrack:
"Okay Britney, put your hand right here. I won't touch it at all."
"DANGIT! It's gettin' bigger an' bigger!"
"Shazam! Now turn around and bend over Britley, and I'll make it disappear and then reappear!"
"It's 'Britney,' Mr. Hoodoo man!"
"Whatever."
squish, squish, squish, squish...
"GAWRSH! Where'd it go?!"
"No idea. Call your sister in here to help look for it."
By Vincenzo Goldfarb, on August 30, 2007 12:33:31
The blonde guy...the blonde guy....hmmm...you mean Steve Anthony? He was blonde, wasn't he?
Bill was always my favourite. Sigh...Delicious.
By Vigilante, on August 30, 2007 12:35:13
the fuckin ho's gotta go
the fuckin ho's gotta go
the fuckin ho's gotta go
the fuckin ho's gotta go
the fuckin ho's gotta go
the fuckin ho's gotta go
the fuckin ho's gotta go
the fuckin ho's gotta go
By anonymous, on August 30, 2007 12:36:43
Steve Anthony was the blonde guy.
My older sister wouldn't shut up about him....
(he's now the voice in a whole slew of Canadian commercials...I'm sure my sister gets hot and bothered every time a TD bank commercial comes on...lol)
You didn't mean the fat, blonde guy, Dan WhatsHisFace, did you?
By joejoe, on August 30, 2007 12:38:40
Dan Gallagher. He ain't too blonde anymore!
By Vigilante, on August 30, 2007 12:41:29
I knew I hated MTV for a reason, besides The Real World...
By anonymous, on August 30, 2007 13:02:06
It would be awesome if she came out lip-synching and shaking her ass all crazy then fall flat on her face all while her wig falls off and the track is still playing. Then she gets up, grabs the mic, and starts telling everyone how crazy she is.
that would be epic
By prettyboy, on August 30, 2007 13:05:15
The only place Britney Spears is coming back to is Kentucky Fried Chicken.
By anonymous, on August 30, 2007 13:05:26
You've got it all wrong, folks. Brit's trying out to be Howard Stern's ass in a remake of his MTV "Fartman" appearance.
I think she's got a good shot at the part, yeah?
By Rick Sparks, on August 30, 2007 13:11:27
Steve Antony,, thats him,, isnt he like loaded now,, (who brit would say it) ,, Dan Dallagher,, he has passed away,, ????
FARTMAN,,, okay thats funny,, y'all
By burntfinger, on August 30, 2007 13:53:18
MTV should hand out rotten tomatoes at the VMAs.
By TheBig28, on August 30, 2007 14:07:20
Yeah, I didn't know he had passed away when I made the "he's not so blonde now" comment.
But it still fits. And I'm goin' to Hell anyways.
By Vigilante, on August 30, 2007 14:11:24
Do you people beat up everyone that has an opinion that is different from yours? This is supposed to be a place to post opinions and have fun and you all make it suck. thanks, blowjobs.
By Tina, on August 30, 2007 14:23:12
BAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
By Tina, on August 30, 2007 14:52:46
Tina 14:23:12
Do you people beat up everyone that has an opinion that is different from yours?
Oh, come on! You admitted to liking a Britney song, what do you expect? You might as well paint a target in your head.
Don't take it personally, though. If it makes you feel any better, I'm the person who said that Lindsay Lohan - and I quote directly here - "seems really committed to getting sober." You should have seen the abuse I took that day! Just keep swinging and some day it'll be someone else's turn to get ridiculed mercilessly. ;)
By The Dude Who Banged Lindsay on the Crapper, on August 30, 2007 15:14:25
her new song leaked. it sounds like shit
http://www.zshare.net/audio/33943352ec3a25/
By prettyboy, on August 30, 2007 15:28:56
Um Tina, you're a bitch.
By anonymous, on August 30, 2007 15:38:25
coming back to Baskin Robins for another 3 scoops...
By anonymous, on August 30, 2007 16:44:12
How can this piece of trash manage to secure the opening gig at the MTV awards? Somebody is banking big somewhere that she's marketable, which I can't imagine how at this point. What kind of a fucking retard wears one colored contact lens? Nice balding head, Shitney.
By anonymous, on August 30, 2007 16:54:10
prettyboy - yeah, it does sound like shit.
By anonymous, on August 30, 2007 17:11:34
1-She cannot sing. t etspe trackhad better be rigth. Ihope it skips like it did for Ashelee Simpson.
2-She can only do a dirty, nasty ,strip tease dance. That is fine ,but you can see a better stripper at your major city strip club.
3-Jokes on her. Having pics of the tabloids, JT and K-Fed is making her look more like a joke. Jokes on her. JT is booking his 2nd big solo arena/stadium tour and much more and has Jessic Biel. K-Fed has nothing to do except for rake in themoney from Britney. Millions for free. He took her for a joke. The tabs and papparazzi make money off of her. Jokes on her.
By Palo Alto, CA, on August 30, 2007 18:43:46
another shit song leaked and it sounds far worse than the other. she sounds like a retarded whale in the beginning.
http://www.zshare.net/audio/339751310b2b9b/
By prettyboy, on August 30, 2007 19:18:43
She snagged the opening gig on the MTV Awards because it ensures that a whole lot of people will tune in from the start of the show...
But, who will actually be watching the rest of the show? Not me!
By joejoe, on August 30, 2007 21:56:02
Both of those songs are hideously bad...are they pumping helium directly into the studio??
Call me a bitter drummer, but I'm sick and tired of this electronic, computer-contrived, shit music...
How many 'hooks' does one fucking song need?
Synthesized bassline, video game sounds, hallucinogenic vocal effects....talk about overkill....
By joejoe, on August 30, 2007 22:09:27
"Britney Spears is Coming Back"
But where? AND why?
By szemi, on August 31, 2007 06:13:44
WTF is Wrong with her weave!? Im so damn sick of her, she is so desperate for attention even if it is negative...and thats just sad...
By anonymous, on August 31, 2007 06:25:09
I love her new single. Go Brit!
By anonymous, on August 31, 2007 07:05:10
untalented ugly skank just like Chestica Simpson
By anonymous, on August 31, 2007 07:05:14
I love the expression of the camera guy behind Britney in the 4th pic.
By anonymous, on August 31, 2007 07:41:00
This whole idea of the smoke, mirrors and illusions created by Chris Angel for Britney to appear then disappear on MTV's opening act is not only inane, but down right stupid. Will she be lip syncing too?
By Eve, on August 31, 2007 08:02:50
The big black guy is fucking her she likes nasty cock now and that shit call MTV MUSIC AWARDS suck monkey shit the last time that show was fun with real cool music was durin the late 80's and early 90's when ROCK N ROLL rule now that all you see in those shows i ghetto trash no show can be fun just a bunch of idiot showing their underwear thats sooooooo gay guys showing other guys their underwear pure gayness
By anonymous, on September 3, 2007 17:08:04
Today is Sept 10th, night after the VMAs, ground zero. I want to congratulate everyone in this thread for your steadfast hatred and committment to the continuing ideal that Britneys career is a hot steaming plate of LOL with some fail sauce on top. Keep it up!
By anonymous, on September 10, 2007 17:40:34
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