Good Gawd Britney! Get some clothes that actually fit! You are too fuckin rich to keep on looking like you shop at Kmart! You are not in a size small anymore!
Nothing says "classy lady" quite like pockets coming out of the bottom of a pair of filthy daisy dukes. Also the muffin-top revealing spaghetti strap shirt with boob-overage really gives her style points. I'm not even going to mention the clever way she camouflages her greasy faux-mop on a near-daily basis. Jackie Onassis and Princess Grace, eat your hearts out--this here's the style queen of the next generation!
She's putting soda in the baby's bottle, that's got CAFFEINE in it. She is giving stimulant drugs to her child, is that not child abuse? Caffeine causes Attention Deficeit Disorder in children. Oh, and she feeds them Doritos and Cheetos. Is that not malnutrition? Oh, and she took her babies to a dentist and asked him to whiten the kid's teeth because they already have serious dental problems from all the soda. The dentist refused. Clearly this is child neglect. Put her in JAIL. Call Califonia DSS on her.
Give her the "Worst Psychotic Celebrity Mother of the Year" award. Not being prejudice, but this definitely falls into the "White Trash Terminology". Someone, please help those little boys.
What does this train-wreck of a mother have to do before some legal agency steps in and saves those babies?...If her name were Jane Doe you can bet Family Services would have taken her children already.....Who can sue those state agencies when one of the boys dies?...or becomes disabled do to her?
41 Comments:
Leave Your Commentshe was mad she got busted in the act of breaking the law. she wasn't allowed to take her kids out of california.
By anonymous, on August 1, 2007 10:41:35
Nice Wal-Mart sandals, Brit Brit. Nice to see you're really supporting the white trash stereotype.
By anonymous, on August 1, 2007 10:44:24
i'm glad she's finally wearing a bra, now she needs to find one that FITS!
By anonymous, on August 1, 2007 10:45:44
The injustice of trash like this driving a car like that...
By Laurie, on August 1, 2007 10:50:42
TAKE THOSE BOYS AWAY FROM HER - SHE CAN'T EVEN TAKE CARE OF HERSELF!
By BRITNEY IS A NUTCASE, on August 1, 2007 10:58:45
IF ANY OF US MADE DEATH THREATS IN PUBLIC WE WOULD BE IN JAIL, BUT THIS WHORE DOESNT EVEN HAVE TO GO TO THE POLICE STATION.
By THE PUNISHER, on August 1, 2007 11:08:10
her kids are so screwed
By anonymous, on August 1, 2007 11:14:11
Love. That. Picture.
ahahahahahahahahaaa.....(wheeze)...ahahahahaha
By anonymous, on August 1, 2007 11:22:27
Wait, the guy who attacked the photographer was called Cesar Camera?! That is amazing.
By anonymous, on August 1, 2007 11:23:06
Who needs self- destruction when you have Britney Spears?
By Starqz, on August 1, 2007 11:24:41
Oh, and if she had a gun, you could just stick your finger in the barrel so she couldn't shoot you!
By anonymous, on August 1, 2007 11:26:44
"Dat burnin' mains it's clainin', y'all!!!"
Every time I see or hear anything about Britney I think of that line and laaaaaaaaaaaaaugh. . .
By I farted, on August 1, 2007 11:38:21
Good Gawd Britney! Get some clothes that actually fit! You are too fuckin rich to keep on looking like you shop at Kmart! You are not in a size small anymore!
By anonymous, on August 1, 2007 11:38:50
lost in space.this chick has lost it. she has been removed from reality for to long. Happens often . She needs a swift kick in the ass !
By anonymous, on August 1, 2007 11:43:52
Nothing says "classy lady" quite like pockets coming out of the bottom of a pair of filthy daisy dukes. Also the muffin-top revealing spaghetti strap shirt with boob-overage really gives her style points. I'm not even going to mention the clever way she camouflages her greasy faux-mop on a near-daily basis. Jackie Onassis and Princess Grace, eat your hearts out--this here's the style queen of the next generation!
By Britney's cheeto dust, on August 1, 2007 11:46:04
Best photo EVER. I think you guys should put that pic on the main page up the top, where AJ's lips are now.
By anonymous, on August 1, 2007 11:49:15
LMFAO @ Britney's cheeto dust, on August 1, 2007 11:46:04
By anonymous, on August 1, 2007 11:51:40
so britney is the new reincarnation of tammy faye? poor tammy
By josh, on August 1, 2007 12:07:44
The only "come back" this skank is going to get is after the manager gives it to her doggy style in the Champagne room of her local Bump and Grind.
By anonymous, on August 1, 2007 12:12:06
send that cunt to jail already she is breaking the law damn it she and stupid ass lindsay belong in jail
By anonymous, on August 1, 2007 12:22:41
She puts the "cunt" in country, y'all.
By anonymous, on August 1, 2007 12:23:34
A redneck driving a Benz or BMW is just that, a redneck.
You can't change a leopard's spots.
Especially when those spots have been developed through many generations of cousin-fucking. ;)
By joejoe, on August 1, 2007 12:56:40
Why the fuck doesn't she give a fuck about anything???
By Mistah Merkin, on August 1, 2007 12:58:32
git 'er done yall
By prettyboy, on August 1, 2007 13:04:31
I get it, "cum back" as in shooting cum onto her back. it took me a minute...
By anonymous, on August 1, 2007 13:14:02
I she hangin out with the nerd from Dazed and Confused?
By anonymous, on August 1, 2007 13:56:20
Child abusing cunt. I can't believe she has any custody.
By anonymous, on August 1, 2007 13:59:31
She threw her baby's bottle? I nominate her for "Mom of the Year."
Therapy for those two. LOTS and lOTS of therapy. Let's hope the stupid broad doesn't waste ALL her money so she can pay for the sessions.
By Rick Sparks, on August 1, 2007 14:23:54
sad.
when will she ever wake up and figure out those kids need better than this shit?
By anonymous, on August 1, 2007 15:02:05
that's a terrorist threat now and carries like 10 years prison time.
By anonymous, on August 1, 2007 18:13:08
The thing that gets me is, the messican holding the expensive camera behind her in the third pic...
By Hefe, on August 1, 2007 18:35:34
She's putting soda in the baby's bottle, that's got CAFFEINE in it. She is giving stimulant drugs to her child, is that not child abuse? Caffeine causes Attention Deficeit Disorder in children. Oh, and she feeds them Doritos and Cheetos. Is that not malnutrition? Oh, and she took her babies to a dentist and asked him to whiten the kid's teeth because they already have serious dental problems from all the soda. The dentist refused. Clearly this is child neglect. Put her in JAIL. Call Califonia DSS on her.
By anonymous, on August 1, 2007 18:36:41
oh brit,, have nothing,, we all know, u are a fuck so whats left,,,,
on more thing cant you make coffee at home or is that some skill you havent learn yet,,,,,,,
By burntfinger, on August 1, 2007 20:36:04
haha THAT PICTURE! best britney pic in a long time... look good, Britters.
By cherry, on August 2, 2007 05:27:51
Am I the only who hates the little dainty necklaces or chokers she wears all the time. Does she not realize her neck is huge?
By anonymous, on August 2, 2007 06:36:41
Give her the "Worst Psychotic Celebrity Mother of the Year" award. Not being prejudice, but this definitely falls into the "White Trash Terminology".
Someone, please help those little boys.
By Eve, on August 2, 2007 07:13:39
I know she's batshit and everything, but it's got to be hard to cope with the paps following you every second.
By kacky, on August 2, 2007 07:54:34
poor children, such a disgrace to have a mother like that
By anonymous, on August 2, 2007 09:17:26
What does this train-wreck of a mother have to do before some legal agency steps in and saves those babies?...If her name were Jane Doe you can bet Family Services would have taken her children already.....Who can sue those state agencies when one of the boys dies?...or becomes disabled do to her?
By patty, on August 2, 2007 15:09:14
I'm IN LOVE with this picture...I just keep looking at it and giggling to myself at work. It's FANTASTIC! Thank you.
By yourmom, on August 3, 2007 08:43:06
Britney: keepin' it classy. That should be her tag line from now on.
By anonymous, on August 4, 2007 00:45:14
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