she really doesn't have that bad of a body for having two kids back to back but she does need a stylist in the worst way. oh yeah and she might as well let spf take a puff off the cig since she's got it in his face anyway. dumbass
anon 15:24 are u serious? i was once a little girl and my daddy still calls me his baby girl. that doesn't mean i let my boys eat and drink whatever the hell they want. and best believe my daddy would be the first one to let me know i was fuckin up. her parents are even worse than she is for letting this mess continue.
And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.
Ten or twelve years from now, when her two yunngun's go on a killing spree to prove their mother was a freakin' SAINT who was just MISUNDERSTOOD (yeah, right!), just remember to give me credit for predicting the carnage.
Holy crap...When I heard someone talking about Britney's "Double Wide", I thought they were talking about her trailer. Turns out they were talking about her hips.
I cannot believe she has allowed her child to be photographed nude for the internet's pleasure. Surely she is aware that perverts love this kind of thing? That one photo will get Kevin custody in a heartbeat. She's disgusting.
It's the pictures...she looks like she's standing in that grotto where the killer fluffy bunny was!
Holy Grail holds up in any situation. For Megan Fox you could say she's got "Great...tracts of land" and for Britney you could say her "Mother was a hamster and [her] father smelled of elderberries"!
Owen Wilson? "Always look on the bright side of life...la la, la la la lalala la!". Alright, it's not the Holy Grail but it works.
Dammit. And now I've got to go find where I put that movie.
why does she continue to smoke around her kids. seriously this is like the 5th time shes got caught doing it. you would thing she would've stopped the 1st. those kids need to be put up for adoption.
So, let's see. We've got cigarettes, martinis, presumably a pool nearby, and a toddler (let's just count the illegal drugs as well). Great mix, dumbass!
I think that's probably SPF, he's almost 2. Isn't Jayden still only about 11 months old? Good god, I can't believe I know that.
she knew there would be photographers taking her pictures and she lets her son walk around without clothes? some freaks like that stuff. she should be more careful when she knows there will be photographers, which is basically everywhere she goes.
You'd think for the limited amount of time she has her kids actually with her she'd put away the cigs and cocktails, or at least stay inside. There truly aren't many pictures these days of Britney dressed and not smoking or drinking. It really does seem like she's trying to have her kids taken from her.
Actually, they are investigated the kids' drinking habits. They are investigating the allegations of Britney putting alcohol in the kids' bottles when she wants them to shut the hell up and behave.
Also, Britney is NOT smoking that cigarette. She's just holding it for SPF and see, he wants it back y'all.
My parents both smoked right up until the 1970's. Whenever a child came around, the hand with the cigarette immediately went up in the air, out of reach, so nobody would get burned or have to inhale smoke directly. The did this with 6 children running around. Let's forget for a moment what we now know about 2nd hand smoke (yep, I have asthma and my sister has cancer) Whenever we see her smoking around her kids, Britney's hand does not move. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, BRITNEY?
Smokers. A nasty bunch, you people, with your yellow teeth and rancid breath. You are ruining the world.
If I was in power, I would send anyone who smokes cigarettes to concentration camps, where they would be put to death. I would initiate the Smoker's Holocaust.
There was a time when I would have ate a mile of Britney's shit just to see where it came from but now she's just disgusting. Now I wouldn't fuck that with a vaccinated crow bar.
There are rumors that she is performing at the VMA awards in a couple of weeks. If so, if she plans on showing her stomach/belly, she has a lot of weight to lose between now and then.
And why is Sean naked? Oh yes, because Britney is too lazy to put clothes on him.
it's sort of funny to me that the most offensive thing in this picture, at least if the comments here are any indication, is that britney is twelve or thirteen pounds overweight. it's sort of funny, only it's not.
Everyone is concerned with her flabby looks. And the second-hand smoke cancer risk was brought up... but what kills me is that the poor kid actually looks like he's coughing. No wonder. Shitney's practically shoving it towards his face.
Excuse me 41:46 but years ago I looked like Britney in a swimsuit and it inspired me to get off of my lard ass and do something about it. I am glad that I recognized that I wanted to look, and feel better than that and it made me take the rose coloured glasses off and make healthy lifestyle changes. She may not be obese, but she certainly has a high body fat index. That's just being truthful!
stfu. she's just a short girl with a thick athletic build. don't bring your body dysmorphia psychosis shit here. she looks fine if you take her head and all the diseases off her.
wow, not that i am on her side or her #1 fan, but how sad, she is in her own backyard and is being photographed. how much would that suck? you cannot even go outside without being documented. and yes, he is naked, but geez, it is a 2 yr old and he is in his own backyard, swimming. it takes 0.5 seconds to take a photo, maybe he was about to put his swim shorts on, or get a towel, anything. it is just sad. she needs help, and getting bombarded allllll the time is not helping.
if those kids really DO have messed up teeth, then i hope CPS also looks into the nannies and kfed as well. they all screwed up those kids. they all let them down. she might be the mom, but they were all there to take care of them.
for the comment on August 27, 2007 15:24:14'why does everyone hate her so much? she was once just a little girl, someone's baby girl. fuck off.'
Hitler was once an ankle-biter in diapers. I don't see what point you're trying to make is in that addled brain. The attempt at coherent thought was cute. Downright adorable. Better luck next time.
"Uhmmm...does anyone think it strange that there's no one around, yet she's putting on wigs?
I think she's absolutely lost it.
By anonymous, on August 27, 2007 20:19:12"
My guess is that Britney though the wig would fool the paparazzi into thinking it was some other chick boozing it up on the patio while she was in the house putting clothes on her naked child.
About the Mexican's hygiene... Are you kidding me? Mexican kids are the cleanest kids of all. They're the ones that are showered everyday. I see them walking to school completely groomed from head to toe. I see alot of other wht/blk kids with drool still on their faces and hair in shambles.
That picture of her with her son really disturbs me. It's just so cold how she's not even looking at him and she looks really depressed.Not to mention he's NAKED.
I agree with you anonymous 11:35:30, but the fact is it's extremely rare to see her actually LOOK at her kids or interact with them in any meaningful way. Think of the thousands of pictures you've see of her with Sean P or Jayden--she never looks directly at them, never hugs them, never kisses them. You never see her play games with them or hold hands or touch them affectionately. Oh, she'll pick them up to hand them off to someone else, but where's the love and affection? I've never witnessed a mother like her before. Pretty sad.
If there is a he lawyer, a she lawyer and another lawyer, how many Federline lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb??
Actually, the third lawyer is appointed as a legal guardian for the children to protect their interests where allegations of abuse and forensic investigations are involved. Looks like Twitney will be losing her children, and they, too, will be Fedexed.
And for gosh sake with all the fat jokes: she has had numerous fat sucking tummy tucking procedures and she still looks awful. She is toxic, no pun intended, and she is bloated, and that is why she looks terrible. 13:07 has never witnessed a mother as bad as Twitney? God bless cha, because I have seen WORSE.
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Leave Your CommentWhy don't the nannies brush the kids' teeth? Mexicans don't know about dental hygiene?
By anonymous, on August 27, 2007 15:22:30
why does everyone hate her so much? she was once just a little girl, someone's baby girl. fuck off.
By anonymous, on August 27, 2007 15:24:14
"she was once just a little girl, someone's baby girl."
Yeah, and she should have been aborted.
By anonymous, on August 27, 2007 15:25:29
God..why does she still wear bikinis??
To atract the National Geographic`s crew so that she can make a few more bucks starring a documentary about whales?
Or to scare paparazzis away?
Disgusting "thing",please wear something suitable for your hideous and celulitic humanity..jeez..
By Anita, on August 27, 2007 15:26:43
Jeffrey Dahmer was once someone's little boy. Then he went on to fuck little boys in the ass and murder them and eat them.
By anonymous, on August 27, 2007 15:27:10
ditto, 15:25...is she TRYING to burn that kid's face with that cancer stick? Stupid bitch!
By anonymous, on August 27, 2007 15:28:03
And at least buy a swimsuit for your kid,instead of martinis and weird wigs,you cheap whore!
By Anita, on August 27, 2007 15:29:42
she really doesn't have that bad of a body for having two kids back to back but she does need a stylist in the worst way. oh yeah and she might as well let spf take a puff off the cig since she's got it in his face anyway. dumbass
By Niecy, on August 27, 2007 15:30:57
It's not SPF. That's Jayden. She had a tummy tuck after the 2nd C-Section, so she could look worse. She's just short and stumpy.
By anonymous, on August 27, 2007 15:32:14
anon 15:24 are u serious? i was once a little girl and my daddy still calls me his baby girl. that doesn't mean i let my boys eat and drink whatever the hell they want. and best believe my daddy would be the first one to let me know i was fuckin up. her parents are even worse than she is for letting this mess continue.
By Niecy, on August 27, 2007 15:34:02
is that kid freeballin' it? can't this cunt afford diapers? maybe CPS will give the kids to
Jake and his loverboy...
By anonymous, on August 27, 2007 15:37:26
Someone should tell her that she no longer has the body to be wearing bikinis.
By Ooba Gooba, on August 27, 2007 15:41:56
put some fucking swim shorts on that baby and a hat! i hate this fucking cuntbag.
By anonymous, on August 27, 2007 15:43:38
Does Brit ever give her kids vodka and red bulls?
By brandy, on August 27, 2007 15:49:09
I think that's SPF. I can't tell. They both look like little inbred retards, like Britney.
By anonymous, on August 27, 2007 16:00:34
BRING OUT THE HOLY HAND GRENADE!
And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.
Amen.
By Vigilante, on August 27, 2007 16:04:22
Ten or twelve years from now, when her two yunngun's go on a killing spree to prove their mother was a freakin' SAINT who was just MISUNDERSTOOD (yeah, right!), just remember to give me credit for predicting the carnage.
By Rick Sparks, on August 27, 2007 16:09:00
Monty Python references never get old.
"Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you."
By Jenny, on August 27, 2007 16:19:34
Holy crap...When I heard someone talking about Britney's "Double Wide", I thought they were talking about her trailer. Turns out they were talking about her hips.
By anonymous, on August 27, 2007 16:30:21
I cannot believe she has allowed her child to be photographed nude for the internet's pleasure. Surely she is aware that perverts love this kind of thing? That one photo will get Kevin custody in a heartbeat. She's disgusting.
By Miwanna, on August 27, 2007 16:32:31
It's the pictures...she looks like she's standing in that grotto where the killer fluffy bunny was!
Holy Grail holds up in any situation. For Megan Fox you could say she's got "Great...tracts of land" and for Britney you could say her "Mother was a hamster and [her] father smelled of elderberries"!
Owen Wilson? "Always look on the bright side of life...la la, la la la lalala la!". Alright, it's not the Holy Grail but it works.
Dammit. And now I've got to go find where I put that movie.
By Vigilante, on August 27, 2007 16:33:16
why does she continue to smoke around her kids. seriously this is like the 5th time shes got caught doing it. you would thing she would've stopped the 1st. those kids need to be put up for adoption.
By prettyboy, on August 27, 2007 16:42:12
So, let's see. We've got cigarettes, martinis, presumably a pool nearby, and a toddler (let's just count the illegal drugs as well). Great mix, dumbass!
I think that's probably SPF, he's almost 2. Isn't Jayden still only about 11 months old? Good god, I can't believe I know that.
By anonymous, on August 27, 2007 16:47:22
she knew there would be photographers taking her pictures and she lets her son walk around without clothes? some freaks like that stuff. she should be more careful when she knows there will be photographers, which is basically everywhere she goes.
By anonymous, on August 27, 2007 16:54:52
You'd think for the limited amount of time she has her kids actually with her she'd put away the cigs and cocktails, or at least stay inside. There truly aren't many pictures these days of Britney dressed and not smoking or drinking. It really does seem like she's trying to have her kids taken from her.
By Carolina , on August 27, 2007 17:28:09
"One, two, four!" "Three sir!!" Three!"
By anonymous, on August 27, 2007 17:28:26
Beverly Hillbillies.
By Tina, on August 27, 2007 17:47:23
Actually, they are investigated the kids' drinking habits. They are investigating the allegations of Britney putting alcohol in the kids' bottles when she wants them to shut the hell up and behave.
Also, Britney is NOT smoking that cigarette. She's just holding it for SPF and see, he wants it back y'all.
By anonymous, on August 27, 2007 17:50:08
My parents both smoked right up until the 1970's. Whenever a child came around, the hand with the cigarette immediately went up in the air, out of reach, so nobody would get burned or have to inhale smoke directly. The did this with 6 children running around. Let's forget for a moment what we now know about 2nd hand smoke (yep, I have asthma and my sister has cancer) Whenever we see her smoking around her kids, Britney's hand does not move. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, BRITNEY?
By Kacky, on August 27, 2007 19:15:00
Smokers. A nasty bunch, you people, with your yellow teeth and rancid breath. You are ruining the world.
If I was in power, I would send anyone who smokes cigarettes to concentration camps, where they would be put to death. I would initiate the Smoker's Holocaust.
By anonymous, on August 27, 2007 19:28:28
There was a time when I would have ate a mile of Britney's shit just to see where it came from but now she's just disgusting. Now I wouldn't fuck that with a vaccinated crow bar.
By anonymous, on August 27, 2007 19:28:36
I agree with everything Vigilante has said thus far.
In fact, you might say we're...attached at the hip? Gnya. Gnyaha. Gnyahahahaha!!!
pffffft..pftpftpthbpthb..pffft. Excuse me.
By Vigilante's Anus, on August 27, 2007 19:30:18
THAR SHE BLOWS.....It's Shamoo. With no real job and all the money she has, that is the best shape she can get in. A disgusting pig.
By anonymous, on August 27, 2007 19:40:28
Poor lady, a desperate case...
By Coco, on August 27, 2007 19:48:50
could that lit cigarette be any closer to her sons face
By virgo, on August 27, 2007 19:53:56
For having 2 kids, she really doesn't look that terrible.
By anonymous, on August 27, 2007 20:14:08
Uhmmm...does anyone think it strange that there's no one around, yet she's putting on wigs?
I think she's absolutely lost it.
By anonymous, on August 27, 2007 20:19:12
There are rumors that she is performing at the VMA awards in a couple of weeks. If so, if she plans on showing her stomach/belly, she has a lot of weight to lose between now and then.
And why is Sean naked? Oh yes, because Britney is too lazy to put clothes on him.
By anonymous, on August 27, 2007 20:54:47
it's sort of funny to me that the most offensive thing in this picture, at least if the comments here are any indication, is that britney is twelve or thirteen pounds overweight. it's sort of funny, only it's not.
i'm glad you all have your priorities straight.
By anonymous, on August 27, 2007 21:10:35
Everyone is concerned with her flabby looks. And the second-hand smoke cancer risk was brought up... but what kills me is that the poor kid actually looks like he's coughing. No wonder. Shitney's practically shoving it towards his face.
By anonymous, on August 27, 2007 21:22:47
SHE IS A BACKWARDS ASS HILLBILLY WHORE!!!!!
By anonymous, on August 27, 2007 21:25:33
smoker's holocaust? too bad I can't put out my cigg in your eyeballs from here
still, the kid doesn't deserve to have britney put one out in his
By anonymous, on August 27, 2007 21:35:30
The people who are saying this girl is fat must have serious mental issues. Kill yourselves.
By anonymous, on August 27, 2007 21:41:46
sloppy sloppy fat fat
By anonymous, on August 27, 2007 21:54:51
Excuse me 41:46 but years ago I looked like Britney in a swimsuit and it inspired me to get off of my lard ass and do something about it. I am glad that I recognized that I wanted to look, and feel better than that and it made me take the rose coloured glasses off and make healthy lifestyle changes. She may not be obese, but she certainly has a high body fat index. That's just being truthful!
By anonymous, on August 27, 2007 22:00:52
stfu. she's just a short girl with a thick athletic build. don't bring your body dysmorphia psychosis shit here. she looks fine if you take her head and all the diseases off her.
By anonymous, on August 27, 2007 22:05:03
You want to decapitate her? ^
geesh and you said WE had mental issues.
jk
By anonymous, on August 27, 2007 22:10:34
Look at her people! She is fucking done!
I just hope K-Fed takes the kids from her before is not too late.
By Matt, on August 27, 2007 22:59:27
wow, not that i am on her side or her #1 fan, but how sad, she is in her own backyard and is being photographed. how much would that suck? you cannot even go outside without being documented. and yes, he is naked, but geez, it is a 2 yr old and he is in his own backyard, swimming. it takes 0.5 seconds to take a photo, maybe he was about to put his swim shorts on, or get a towel, anything. it is just sad. she needs help, and getting bombarded allllll the time is not helping.
if those kids really DO have messed up teeth, then i hope CPS also looks into the nannies and kfed as well. they all screwed up those kids. they all let them down. she might be the mom, but they were all there to take care of them.
By anonymous, on August 27, 2007 23:09:59
Wow. I'm surprised that no smokers are here saying "Man, I would never smoke around my kids, and have them breathe in that shit." Where are they?
Fugly cankle monster. I'm engrossed by the fact that even though she's a thick wad of cottage cheese, she has a neck like a pro-football player.
By anonymous, on August 28, 2007 00:00:20
for the comment on August 27, 2007 15:24:14'why does everyone hate her so much? she was once just a little girl, someone's baby girl. fuck off.'
Hitler was once an ankle-biter in diapers. I don't see what point you're trying to make is in that addled brain. The attempt at coherent thought was cute. Downright adorable. Better luck next time.
By anonymous, on August 28, 2007 00:04:36
She has a hot body actually, not looking that bad....
By anonymous, on August 28, 2007 01:06:30
The cig is "not lit" is the only defense you morons have? Buy a gun, put it in your mouth, and pull the trigger, please.
By I Hate You, on August 28, 2007 02:21:24
"Attached at the hip???"
Heeeyyy, wait a minute! I know you! You're my evil siamese twin's anus! GASP! You LIED to me! You told me it was my own anus that was posting here!
And then you told me the only way to shut it up was to stick that cork covered in crazy glue up there!
Alas! Cruel, cruel, siamese twin's anus! Now hold still while I poke your little brown eye out with my fork!
By Vigilante, on August 28, 2007 06:31:44
"Uhmmm...does anyone think it strange that there's no one around, yet she's putting on wigs?
I think she's absolutely lost it.
By anonymous, on August 27, 2007 20:19:12"
My guess is that Britney though the wig would fool the paparazzi into thinking it was some other chick boozing it up on the patio while she was in the house putting clothes on her naked child.
By anonymous, on August 28, 2007 07:30:31
A photo speaks a thousand words.
By Eve, on August 28, 2007 08:12:36
About the Mexican's hygiene... Are you kidding me? Mexican kids are the cleanest kids of all. They're the ones that are showered everyday. I see them walking to school completely groomed from head to toe. I see alot of other wht/blk kids with drool still on their faces and hair in shambles.
By anonymous, on August 28, 2007 09:55:54
That picture of her with her son really disturbs me. It's just so cold how she's not even looking at him and she looks really depressed.Not to mention he's NAKED.
By anonymous, on August 28, 2007 11:35:30
I agree with you anonymous 11:35:30, but the fact is it's extremely rare to see her actually LOOK at her kids or interact with them in any meaningful way. Think of the thousands of pictures you've see of her with Sean P or Jayden--she never looks directly at them, never hugs them, never kisses them. You never see her play games with them or hold hands or touch them affectionately. Oh, she'll pick them up to hand them off to someone else, but where's the love and affection? I've never witnessed a mother like her before. Pretty sad.
By anonymous, on August 28, 2007 13:07:32
Why don't this ugly ass popfart go the hell away already.
By anonymous, on August 28, 2007 14:05:07
Hee hee heeeee...popfart.
By Vigilante, on August 28, 2007 14:21:18
If there is a he lawyer, a she lawyer and another lawyer, how many Federline lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb??
Actually, the third lawyer is appointed as a legal guardian for the children to protect their interests where allegations of abuse and forensic investigations are involved. Looks like Twitney will be losing her children, and they, too, will be Fedexed.
And for gosh sake with all the fat jokes: she has had numerous fat sucking tummy tucking procedures and she still looks awful. She is toxic, no pun intended, and she is bloated, and that is why she looks terrible. 13:07 has never witnessed a mother as bad as Twitney? God bless cha, because I have seen WORSE.
By anonymous, on August 28, 2007 14:30:51
I really hate this stupid bitch. She should not have been allowed to breed because she is such a fucking moron. Hate. Her.
By Jessica, on August 28, 2007 15:27:29
Why is her child naked and outside in public? That ain't right.
By anonymous, on August 28, 2007 16:50:15
Agreed, 15:27:29. Way to pollute the gene pool, Shitney.
By anonymous, on August 28, 2007 17:04:33
You know, I am not rich, but I dress better than this cow! Also, my kids don't go outside without clothes on. That is so trailer park!
By starla, on August 28, 2007 17:50:38
Brit is just Trash. I know it's been said 1,000,000 times already, but that's all I can say.
By Willa Dodge, on August 28, 2007 19:54:39
make up your fucking mind bitch blonde or brunett for the day stupid whore
By anonymous, on August 28, 2007 23:50:28
hmm...put these photos next to those recent cover shots (Allure??) and tell me those cover pics aren't photoshopped!
She would fit perfectly into the gated trailer park community near me.
By anonymous, on August 29, 2007 06:03:35
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