Yeah, moving away in order to keep the kids is a whole lot easier and a lot less work than actually growing up and being mature. Damn, everything in that 14 picture is spot on. Perfectly illustrates Britney's "hillbilly trash with money" existence. Britney's horseneck is a nice touch as well as the dark circles around Sean's eyes and his overall unhealthiness due to all the crap his mawmaw feeds him.
by the time these kids are 12 they're gonna be all over hollywood partying, chain smoking, driving drunk, and doing drugs. Seriously look who they have for parents. Some folks are just naturally trash and you can't change that. Britney is by far the biggest danger to the kids than kfed obviously but that doesnt change the fact that he is white trash as well.
Yeah, right. Her mind wouldn't race if you put it on the starting line of the Daytona 500. It's more like "her mind makes a little cranking sound, then there's a ping, and then Britney farts and says 'Dangit, I smell Chee-tos! Is it dinner?'"
She couldn't possibly be moving to London. Takes motivation, planning, and most of all, the courts permission. A trifecta of zilch for Brit-Brit. The driving aimlessly thing with the kiddos in the backseat - quality time with mamma, do you think?
They say driving puts them to sleep, so instead of (god forbid) actually touching them to put them to sleep herself, she must have been trying that. She probably just resorted to leaving the car on in the garage after drive that didn't work. (Somebody better check the gargage)
So she drove aimlessly for 2 hours to lull her "mistakes" to sleep instead of having to interact with them. What the hell else is new?
My best friend's baby boy recently passed away. She's "supermom," devoted to her kids and family. It's not fair - why is she grieving for the child she will never hold again while this piece of trash will never appreciate what she has? I am so angry, it's so unfair.
i think i may write this book...because if one were to write it in true britney fashion, it would comprise only two pages of "writing" and 3 pages of doodles of fried twinkie wiener sandwiches and herself being a purty skinny princess whom everyone loves. and some stick figures of jayden and spf because she's not quite sure what they look like...but that don't make her a bad momma!
This story is wrong. It's really typical how the media twists things around to make celebrities look bad. Britney was not driving her precious babies around aimlessly in a Mercedes. Britney is a true patriotic American. She was driving a Ford. A Bronco. And it was white.
Oh I'm sure they're going to love her in London. I have no doubt that Sting and Prince William are going to greet her with arms wide open and she will find everything us trashy Californians couldn't give her. I wouldn't be at all suprised if Queen Elizabeth II didn't adopt her as soon as Britney got off the plane.
Can you imagine Britney trying to learn how to drive a right-hand drive car? I'd rather get in a car driven by Lindsay Lohan. I'd rather get into a car with Lindsay Lohan steering and Nicole Richey working the pedals.
Whatever...London's Paparazzi is far worse than here.....this is gonna be freakin hilarious....she's a retard, so is K-Fed....this is why first cousins shouldn't date.
WAKE UP YOU IDIOTS - of course she is not moving to England. The courts wouldn't allow her to with her custody arrangements so this story is complete bullshit, like every other story about her (In Belguim, then France, then back to the USA all is one day?) So what if she drove around for a while - was she timed by someone for the entire journey or did someone just see her driving by and 'make up' the 2 hour thing? What a load of shit. This poor girl is having the shit kicked out her and stories made up all over the place. I feel sorry for her. Those kids look fine to me so all those comments about how unhealthy her kids are is crap because how would you know? Believe everything you read huh? Sheep - all you of. Incabable of thinking on your own. As far as I can see its a witch hunt and someone is going to die soon. Then what? Oh sorry Brit, we didn't mean it....
Move to London? Drive in London? She can't freakin drive in the states. How the hell is she gonna figure out how to drive on the other side of the road without killing herself in a head on? Wait a minute....that's a good thing, right?
I think she knows how bad things are, but is so ignorant, and uneducated, and spoiled and has never been taught socialization skills - about anything it seems - or in fact anything that normal people learn, and so now she's a freak because she doesn't know how to cope, behave, do anything. For me, the laughing and pointing is over; I think this is a very sad case of someone who's just light years behind everyone else. It's like seeing an animal that's been in the zoo or circus for most of its life, trying to get along in the real world and failing miserably. What's worse is that I think, or I'll bet, she knows on some level how behind and/or lost she is, but has no idea how to catch up. Oh man, I would not want to be in her shoes.
What a brilliant satirical artist 14 is! This is just perfection. A picture is worth a thousand words, the dumb ass expression Shitney has, the chipped finger nail polish and biten nails, the children's glazed expressions. Sean Preston with the Red Bull can and baby straw! Perfection- sad but true. She bi-polar and incapable of being responsible for those children.
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By anonymous, on August 23, 2007 10:21:46
I'm still laughing about Britney's mind racing. That's a good one.
By anonymous, on August 23, 2007 10:26:59
Yeah moving out of the country when you have joint custody with someone in the U.S. is really fucking smart. She's too dumb to live.
By anonymous, on August 23, 2007 10:28:38
Where are the divine parenting skills of Howard K. Stern when you need them, eh??
By joejoe, on August 23, 2007 10:42:45
Yeah, moving away in order to keep the kids is a whole lot easier and a lot less work than actually growing up and being mature. Damn, everything in that 14 picture is spot on. Perfectly illustrates Britney's "hillbilly trash with money" existence. Britney's horseneck is a nice touch as well as the dark circles around Sean's eyes and his overall unhealthiness due to all the crap his mawmaw feeds him.
By anonymous, on August 23, 2007 10:43:31
Leave her alone. She was just looking for her career.
By anonymous, on August 23, 2007 10:44:55
please leave the country
then please die
By puke, on August 23, 2007 10:49:02
Sad and funny at the same time. Like a good Woody Allen movie.
By HotNannyScarlett, on August 23, 2007 10:49:02
by the time these kids are 12 they're gonna be all over hollywood partying, chain smoking, driving drunk, and doing drugs. Seriously look who they have for parents. Some folks are just naturally trash and you can't change that. Britney is by far the biggest danger to the kids than kfed obviously but that doesnt change the fact that he is white trash as well.
By prettyboy, on August 23, 2007 10:55:37
"...her mind is racing..."
Yeah, right. Her mind wouldn't race if you put it on the starting line of the Daytona 500. It's more like "her mind makes a little cranking sound, then there's a ping, and then Britney farts and says 'Dangit, I smell Chee-tos! Is it dinner?'"
By Rock Hardpec, on August 23, 2007 10:57:04
She couldn't possibly be moving to London. Takes motivation, planning, and most of all, the courts permission. A trifecta of zilch for Brit-Brit.
The driving aimlessly thing with the kiddos in the backseat - quality time with mamma, do you think?
By anonymous, on August 23, 2007 11:28:24
10:44! LOL!
By anonymous, on August 23, 2007 11:37:56
yeah moving to london will help, the paporazzi is not at all instrusive there... idiot
By virgo, on August 23, 2007 11:46:45
They say driving puts them to sleep, so instead of (god forbid) actually touching them to put them to sleep herself, she must have been trying that. She probably just resorted to leaving the car on in the garage after drive that didn't work. (Somebody better check the gargage)
By anonymous, on August 23, 2007 11:48:46
That slurpee looks good.
By Jim, on August 23, 2007 12:13:22
I'm happy she's concerned about the environment. Driving around aimlessly for hours...the exhaust is doing wonders!
By anonymous, on August 23, 2007 12:21:45
So she drove aimlessly for 2 hours to lull her "mistakes" to sleep instead of having to interact with them. What the hell else is new?
My best friend's baby boy recently passed away. She's "supermom," devoted to her kids and family. It's not fair - why is she grieving for the child she will never hold again while this piece of trash will never appreciate what she has? I am so angry, it's so unfair.
By anonymous, on August 23, 2007 12:25:11
We don't need no fuckin' seatbelts.
By anonymous, on August 23, 2007 12:33:15
i think i may write this book...because if one were to write it in true britney fashion, it would comprise only two pages of "writing" and 3 pages of doodles of fried twinkie wiener sandwiches and herself being a purty skinny princess whom everyone loves. and some stick figures of jayden and spf because she's not quite sure what they look like...but that don't make her a bad momma!
By lysistrata, on August 23, 2007 12:42:46
This story is wrong. It's really typical how the media twists things around to make celebrities look bad. Britney was not driving her precious babies around aimlessly in a Mercedes. Britney is a true patriotic American. She was driving a Ford. A Bronco. And it was white.
By Holden Magroin, on August 23, 2007 12:43:29
Oh I'm sure they're going to love her in London. I have no doubt that Sting and Prince William are going to greet her with arms wide open and she will find everything us trashy Californians couldn't give her. I wouldn't be at all suprised if Queen Elizabeth II didn't adopt her as soon as Britney got off the plane.
By TheBig28, on August 23, 2007 13:32:08
Can you imagine Britney trying to learn how to drive a right-hand drive car? I'd rather get in a car driven by Lindsay Lohan. I'd rather get into a car with Lindsay Lohan steering and Nicole Richey working the pedals.
By TheBig28, on August 23, 2007 13:34:23
Whatever...London's Paparazzi is far worse than here.....this is gonna be freakin hilarious....she's a retard, so is K-Fed....this is why first cousins shouldn't date.
By reschey, on August 23, 2007 13:40:28
Bono is waaaaaay cooler.
By reschey, on August 23, 2007 13:51:01
She is a scum bag, quit giving her the press and put her on the F-list. I have seen transient with more class than her. What a SKANK
By anonymous, on August 23, 2007 14:49:23
She can't even move out of fucking state b/c of custody... WTF - she MUST be retarded to think she can move across the pond...
By Jbo, on August 23, 2007 15:14:19
I just added gallery of the absurd to my favorites
By brandy, on August 23, 2007 17:08:14
WAKE UP YOU IDIOTS - of course she is not moving to England. The courts wouldn't allow her to with her custody arrangements so this story is complete bullshit, like every other story about her (In Belguim, then France, then back to the USA all is one day?) So what if she drove around for a while - was she timed by someone for the entire journey or did someone just see her driving by and 'make up' the 2 hour thing? What a load of shit. This poor girl is having the shit kicked out her and stories made up all over the place. I feel sorry for her. Those kids look fine to me so all those comments about how unhealthy her kids are is crap because how would you know? Believe everything you read huh? Sheep - all you of. Incabable of thinking on your own. As far as I can see its a witch hunt and someone is going to die soon. Then what? Oh sorry Brit, we didn't mean it....
By anonymous, on August 23, 2007 17:29:23
Move to London? Drive in London? She can't freakin drive in the states. How the hell is she gonna figure out how to drive on the other side of the road without killing herself in a head on?
Wait a minute....that's a good thing, right?
By anonymous, on August 23, 2007 19:49:03
I think she knows how bad things are, but is so ignorant, and uneducated, and spoiled and has never been taught socialization skills - about anything it seems - or in fact anything that normal people learn, and so now she's a freak because she doesn't know how to cope, behave, do anything. For me, the laughing and pointing is over; I think this is a very sad case of someone who's just light years behind everyone else. It's like seeing an animal that's been in the zoo or circus for most of its life, trying to get along in the real world and failing miserably. What's worse is that I think, or I'll bet, she knows on some level how behind and/or lost she is, but has no idea how to catch up. Oh man, I would not want to be in her shoes.
By anonymous, on August 23, 2007 21:20:09
@17:29
This is a website where we make fun of celebrities. Thanks for playing!
By anonymous, on August 24, 2007 06:59:10
omg the british press are rabid - she'll be ripped in 1 week
By anonymous, on August 24, 2007 08:44:56
17:29:23,
Take the Britney poster off your wall then kill yourself.
By anonymous, on August 24, 2007 09:58:03
17:29 - get a grip, I mean, baaaa... baaaa... baaaa...
By anonymous, on August 24, 2007 09:59:16
No, I think she would be okay to take the kids and escape to London without the court's permission.
If Paris, Lindsay, and Nicole can get away with DUI's and posesssion of cocaine, Britney can certainly get away with kidnapping.
By anonymous, on August 24, 2007 10:51:32
What a brilliant satirical artist 14 is! This is just perfection. A picture is worth a thousand words, the dumb ass expression Shitney has, the chipped finger nail polish and biten nails, the children's glazed expressions. Sean Preston with the Red Bull can and baby straw! Perfection- sad but true. She bi-polar and incapable of being responsible for those children.
By anonymous, on August 24, 2007 11:52:19
She'd fit right in a Peckham housing estate.
By anonymous, on August 24, 2007 12:21:42
Punk
By anonymous, on August 25, 2007 10:10:38
huh
By anonymous, on August 25, 2007 21:38:32
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