Her music career is OVER. LONG OVER. STOP trying to resurrect it! She is desperate to get back into "singing" because she only wants to justify to herself that she is famous for being a talented singer and not a worthless Cuntface McFucktard.
Oh and all the smoke and mirrors in the world won't make her look any hotter than ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag.
and it sounds like her kids are singing in the second song. What happened to her voice...and Why oh why would any one ever agree to produce such crappy music?
<banonymous 10:26:27 What happened to her voice...
Simple. She never had one. She's always been 70% jailbait slut appeal, 25% Autotune, and 5% that breathy purring barely-holding-a-note stuff that any teenage girl can do if she's ever heard a song before.
I wonder if she knows that she turned down the biggest single of the year for some retread shit that sounds like a copycat Xtina single that is five years out style?
This has nothing to do with Shitney or her creepy music, its simply about television advertising dollars and OK, People & US Magazine sales. The real whores are the Rolling Stone and MTV music insiders that have invaded the rock and roll industry and turned it from a voice of the youth into a money machine for the tabloids. No one gives a crap about this shit anymore, be it Shit, J-HO or any of the rest of them. You, intelligent readers and posters are not the target-market. Its sad and there's not a fucking thing that can be done about it other than turn off that fucking tube and support your local alt. bands that are working their asses off trying to make something happen that won't if they don't have the look and feel that RS & MTV advertisers thing will sell back to school "cool" etc. as sickening as it is.
Even more hilarious than the pathetic Gimme More (and especially the "It's Britney, bitch" beginning) is the way Britney fanatics so desperately want a comeback for someone who simply doesn't deserve support. The song's crap and Britney's crap. 'Nuf said.
wow. i am running out of things to say about britney. Can her life be anymore of an embarrassing disaster. Track 2 sounds like it was sung by a 5 year old. If she honestly thought that sounded good, then it is def time the men in white jackets come to get her. Maybe some electo-shock therapy would revive some of those brain cells she has killed thoughout years of partying.... but her voice will still suck like it always has.
I applaud this site for showing the fat, ugly mess that she has become. Other sites constantly post pictures from years ago. How fast they fall in a few years.
She's holding a lit cigarette right in front of his face...hope she sticks with the cheap weave so she can afford the lung transplant junior will require when he's ten.
Wow that was pure hell on my ears! What happened to her voice? Hopefully she learns her lesson and goes into early retirement, gets her life straightened out, and starts being responsible.
the piece of shit song is aleady getting a bunch of radio spins and in less than 24hrs made it to #1 on z100 radio. i don't get it. i seriously don't. i was waiting to see the demise and flop of this fucker and her song, not even being out for a full day yet, is already blowing up on radio outlets. it's safe to say that america is full of retards who love shitty music.
the most horrifying shit i've ever heard. if that fire song makes it to radio remind me to kill myself. i see what u mean by you'd rather listen to audio on u set on fire. and the vik's dog remark. holy fuck! doesnt this bitch have mirrors, and like people who tell her how to live her life? cuz she fucing sucks at it. brittney is such an asshole. she should sue herself for what she's doing to her career. i gotta vomit now...
The moment we've all been waiting for is finally coming. You bet she *will* crash into one of those mirrors and get rushed to the hospital. Chances are, her throat is finally slit and the best thing she will be able to do with that Angel fag is a Burger King version of "Phantom Of The Opera".
Uh, I dunno, but the first one werent so bad. It's fucking pop music, remember? No worse than all the other top 40 shit flying 'round these days. I'd rather listen to this than some other no-name douchebag rapper talk about "money on his mind, mind on his money" while some half-breed whore rolls around on the hood of a rented Bentley GT in the background.
"...where "Mindfreak" magician Criss Angel will use his best illusions to try to conjure up a comeback for her."
This was written in a newspaper? Whoever wrote that sentence must have been laughing their ass off! What a statement! Hilarious! Nobody with half a brain could write that with a straight face.
wtf!! why are her people releasing a single and album with her private life in a mess!!?? what are they thinking? they don't care about her its all about making $$$ from britney. she needs to take time out to get it together and get ready for the custody battle with dumbass k-fed. she should not be focusing on her career!! the public need to boycott britney's music to help her see she needs to be at home with her kids now! especially now.
12:16:10 - it's because the Jive and MTV executives only care about money and they know that the 12 year olds girls, teenaged gay fanboys, and other retards don't give a flying fuck about her damn kids as long as they have their new Britney cd. If Britney killed her kids, cut them up, fried them in a pan, and ate them in front of her fans her fans would still say, "She's Britney, bitch! I don't care about her private life. It's none of our business. I only care about her music! Gimme more is HOT!"
Both songs are total shit. But the second one is funnier, I though it sounded like a new oompa loompa song with all the loompas singing in the background, it there another Willy Wonka movie in the works?
Oh my gosh everyone I seriously have a headache from "Cold as Fire" that was the worst song ever. She is awful, like before she was bad but had awesome producers behind her and what not but nobody wants to be associated with Britney so everything sucks about her songs, before they would lift the music to hide her voice but now, no lets just raise the vocals! Agggghhhh! Poor Jayden and Sean Preston, she probably sings to them at 3 a.m. piss drunk!
1. i'd rather listen to heidi montag's song over and over than this shit
2. i hope the vma audience boos britney the entire time she's up there and then when she's done it goes so dead quiet you hear crickets chirping
3. i hope she's bankrupt by this time next year so in order to get money so she can buy cigs and cheetos she sells her kids to some nice couple in the midwest and they never see her again
What a society we live in. A fat worthless talentless piece of crap with tons of money that she doesn't deserve ... while really talented people live poor in the streets somewhere, never to be recognized.
yeah i guess they dont even care anymore, they wont even hide her horrendous singing. i really hate britney, but her old shit is sounding great compared to her new shit. and it is all shit.
15:13:44 - Timbaland DID NOT produce this Britney song. It's rumored that he offered to work with her on her album but apparently that was a no go. Gimme More is done by his protégé, Nate "Danjahandz" Hills.
I cannot believe the mass amounts of retards on other sites that are proclaiming that 'this shit is hot! brit is back!' and the amount of airplay she is already getting.
both of those songs suck and the second one...I couldn't even listen to the whole thing, it was so bad. Aren't people embarrassed to produce such vapid disgusting failure?
This girl really is a mess. It's one thing to wreck her own life but she has children. Who smokes in front of a young child like that ? She could injure him.
The first one is really not that bad, it sounds like all the rest of the shit she used to do when she was selling records.
What I don't understand is all these people who hold her to a higher standard for some reason...she isn't Christina Aguilera; Britney could never sing exceptionally well, she was always good enough to listen to if you were into that kind of music.
The 15 and below set will love that shit, just like I did when I was 15 and below.
You know the assholes at MTV will tone down any negative feedback at the live show by only giving camera shots to people cheering for her and turning down crowd noise to prevent the television viewing audience from seeing/hearing anything bad for her. That's why I'm only going to watch this when the unfiltered feed is on.
Thankfully people over here are not praising this awful piece of garbage being touted as great music by Britney. It will be a hit no doubt because of it's catchy little beat and melody, designed to stick in your head whether you love it or hate it.The other song is even worse.
A local radio station asked viewers what they thought of the new Britney song, and I was aghast to learn that 84% loved it. I thought it was terrible. I'm not sure she even sings on her albums. They all have so much work done to them that this "singer" refuses to actually sing live. It makes me wonder why people pay money to see her when all they're doing is listening to her album being played. Maybe you're too young to remember Milli Vanilli and how they lip synched, got their grammy taken away, and how a member of that duo committed suicide as a result. What's the difference between that group and Miss Spears? If someone refuses to sing live, doesn't that make you suspicious? Smoke and mirrors is so very fitting. Fortunately for her career, "a sucker is born every 15 minutes" and will buy her next cd.
Good Job, Brit. You deserve to lose your children. Very Unsafe of a mother and you want your child to look to you as a ROLE MODEL. Grow up, little girl. Being able to bare children, doesn't make you a GOOD parent.
Unfortunately "Gimme More" will probably be a hit. It has a mindlessly repetative beat that is easy to dance to. Background music at a club. The second song is horrendous. It sounds like she is doing a sound track for a Japanese Anime cartoon theme song. btw, her 'baby voice' is ludicrous for a 26 yr old woman with two children.
Did she just give Sean Preston a drag of her cigarette? He looks like a pro smoker already. He will be the only toddler in day care who needs a time out for smoke breaks. That picture alone would make me wanna give k-fed full custody. I know some parents smoke, but thats way too close to his face. Those poor babies didnt ask for this crap.
I am sitting at my computer, I've just downed 6 delicious Budweisers and this fat hag has just performed the most righteous buzz kill by displaying her corpulent carcass to the world and ultimately to me.
This is music? I can't believe People Magazine gave 'rave' reviews for Gimme More. What planet did the person or persons come from that gave the reviews? If Gimme More turns out to be a big hit--it will show how many trailer trash fans she has. Both of these songs are mass produced garbage. I hope she does not give the opening to the MTV Awards show with the mirrors and illusion thing. Mind Freak-- Chris Angel needs to make her disappear for good. No--wait she has two little boy toddlers--hard to believe she is a mother--very scary thought.
I'm disgusted that the DJ's are playing her piece of shit song. I laugh out loud every time I hear "It's Britney bitch." Puhleeeeze. Could it be any lamer? No wonder we have such shit music on the radio these days. The DJ's are fucking idiots.
Bitch has the voice of a chipmunk taking his last breath.
The LEAST she could do is realize she has no talant so maybe getting in shape so people are not repulsed looking at her would help! I mean what a lazy pig! What she dont have a hour a day to spare!!! I think film itself may boycott being loaded into cameras to minimize the risk of snapping a photo of her.
Reply to #1 -- What's sadder than Britney's career? That photo of her in a bikini! When you have a body like that you can't wear tiny bikinis. That's just nasty. And now my eyes are burning!!!
There'll be no comeback. Britney still sucks. If her "comeback performances" recently in L.A. are any indication, she can't dance anymore. She never could sing, and now it seems she can't dance any better than my 10 year neice.
First off, I smoke, but I sure as heck don't do it in front of my kids. Second of all, she has the money to buy stock in Pampers yet the baby is running around without a stitch of clothing on. Can CPS PLEASE take these children??? If it keeps up we're going to have yet ANOTHER child (or children) dying at the hands of an irresponsible parent.
I bet she'll get a partial standing ovation at VMA and a gushing back stage interview from some wigger bitch in an over-priced evening gown and plenty of encouragement to "be strong & keep going, girl." Then cut away to a 'cutting edge' Old Navy ad or some such shit as that. That's what's become of music today, the industry has been high jacked by corporate interests and Shit plays right into it perfectly, just like Parasite. I wouldn't be surprised to see her fat ass on Larry King within the next couple weeks. Anything that sells magazines, cheetos and faded jeans for back to school. Writing your own songs, let alone a message of social import, singing your own shit, on or off tune, playing your heart out... it just doesn't matter anymore. All that matters is selling copy and product. And probaby 95% of the people hating on this board will be watching and soaking up those sublime ad messages to buy corporate amerika. Now that's funny.
Britney is such a piece of trash. Does she really think she looks good in those outfits she wears??? SERIOUSLY??? Her career is over- She ended it the day she started dating Kevin and then it all went downhill after that. How could she ever comeback? She makes mistake after mistake. She isn't good at anything she does- Motherhood- outfitting herself, singing- Who wants to watch her perform?? Not I. The only thing Britney is good for is a laugh, and the whole world is laughing. I guess she is an entertainer after all. I mean what is she thinking, REALLY!!!
OH MY GOSH. Look at her facial expressions in the naked baby/ciggy pics. She looks completely detached. First I laughed at her. Then I felt sorry for her. Now I hate her. She makes me sick.
Just what the world was clamoring for, a chubby white-trash single mom breathlessly groaning about her shop-worn cooch. Gay men and thirteen year old girls are no doubt squealing with delight.
"...where "Mindfreak" magician Criss Angel will use his best illusions to try to conjure up a comeback for her."
This was written in a newspaper? Whoever wrote that sentence must have been laughing their ass off! What a statement! Hilarious! Nobody with half a brain could write that with a straight face.
By Big L, on August 31, 2007 12:11:42
in like, 100 something comments you're the only one who cares about this. shut up.
First off, I smoke, but I sure as heck don't do it in front of my kids. Second of all, she has the money to buy stock in Pampers yet the baby is running around without a stitch of clothing on. Can CPS PLEASE take these children??? If it keeps up we're going to have yet ANOTHER child (or children) dying at the hands of an irresponsible parent.
By Jennifer, on September 1, 2007 17:07:16
smoking is disgusting, regardless of when and how much you do it. have you like seriously never seen those "truth" commercials. ew.
letting your child run around naked is not cause for concern. they're in their own yard. when 6 year old sean is showing up for school naked, then cry about it. and yes, these are published naked pics of a young child, but his little weewee was blurred out so who cares?
I'm sooooo going to watch this ... it's like a car crash only in this case I'm hoping the car will burst into flames and the people inside will roast ...
Her performance SUCKED big time tonight, maybe if she could dance it woulda been OK but now she's fat and cannot even move, she looked like a bloated pig.
What in the world was Britney thinking? MTV gave her the chance to shine. She could have done an introduction with sounds of reporters talking about how bad she is and BREAK out of the curtain stage with an amazing dance routine. I have seen obesse cheerleaders do BETTER THAN HER. Her wardrobe was AWFUL. Why would she do that? She looked like she was on drugs performing or drunk. Her back up dancers looked stupid too. I don't get it, she had the chance to SHINE ...everybody was routing for her ( even 50 cent! And he is a man of few words!), but she chose to be a failure. If she was gonna dress up worse than a stripper she could have at least SHED those pounds. No one wanted to see her fatass flopping all over the place. All in all the rest of the performers where AMAZING. Who didn't love the idea of Kanye West performing in hotel rooms! It was incredible. Although I belive there was too much Foo Fighters...Alicia Keys was AMAZING and CHRIS BROWN! WOAHHHHHH holla at me!
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Leave Your CommentWhat's sadder than brittany's career? SOME producer out there still thinks they are the one that can resurrect her back into positive stardom...
By brenda, on August 31, 2007 09:42:25
wow...good work mtv...the vma's will actually get some good ratings this year, everyone will want to see this nightmare!
By the suit, on August 31, 2007 09:53:28
People in the audience should chant for her to get off the stage at the VMAs.
By anonymous, on August 31, 2007 09:53:36
white trash ho
hope she bombs big time
By killherplease, on August 31, 2007 10:16:11
Sadly in this case her kids would be better off if both their parents were dead.
By anonymous, on August 31, 2007 10:16:52
Her music career is OVER. LONG OVER. STOP trying to resurrect it! She is desperate to get back into "singing" because she only wants to justify to herself that she is famous for being a talented singer and not a worthless Cuntface McFucktard.
Oh and all the smoke and mirrors in the world won't make her look any hotter than ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag.
By anonymous, on August 31, 2007 10:17:04
How appropriate is it that she's using smoke and mirrors and her whole career is smoke and mirrors.
By anonymous, on August 31, 2007 10:18:42
Her songs are so boring these days....
and it sounds like her kids are singing in the second song. What happened to her voice...and Why oh why would any one ever agree to produce such crappy music?
By anonymous, on August 31, 2007 10:26:27
Her "singing" is all breath-y and overdone...sounds like she is laying down a track for porno. SUCKS!
By anonymous, on August 31, 2007 10:29:18
is the video a collection of stills so we don't have to see her flabby "ass" jiggling everywhere?
By anonymous, on August 31, 2007 10:29:49
I can't stop laughing at her second song. She sounds like a chipmunk!
By anonymous, on August 31, 2007 10:30:05
what is it that she wants more of exactly? more press of how fucking deranged and unintelligent she is? keep it coming, BITCH!
By anonymous, on August 31, 2007 10:32:07
omg both songs are fucking horrible. someone silence this whore please!
By anonymous, on August 31, 2007 10:33:18
LOL 10:18:42! So convenient, isn't it?
By anonymous, on August 31, 2007 10:35:19
<banonymous 10:26:27
What happened to her voice...
Simple. She never had one. She's always been 70% jailbait slut appeal, 25% Autotune, and 5% that breathy purring barely-holding-a-note stuff that any teenage girl can do if she's ever heard a song before.
I wonder if she knows that she turned down the biggest single of the year for some retread shit that sounds like a copycat Xtina single that is five years out style?
By Hindsight? 20/20. Brit's IQ? 20, on August 31, 2007 10:39:50
This just overtook 'Lohan back in rehab' as the least surprising headline of 2007.
By Jim, on August 31, 2007 10:45:36
I've heard better music on porn soundtracks. Seriously - what a waste of studio time!
By Rick Sparks, on August 31, 2007 10:48:24
This has nothing to do with Shitney or her creepy music, its simply about television advertising dollars and OK, People & US Magazine sales. The real whores are the Rolling Stone and MTV music insiders that have invaded the rock and roll industry and turned it from a voice of the youth into a money machine for the tabloids. No one gives a crap about this shit anymore, be it Shit, J-HO or any of the rest of them. You, intelligent readers and posters are not the target-market. Its sad and there's not a fucking thing that can be done about it other than turn off that fucking tube and support your local alt. bands that are working their asses off trying to make something happen that won't if they don't have the look and feel that RS & MTV advertisers thing will sell back to school "cool" etc. as sickening as it is.
By anonymous, on August 31, 2007 10:48:34
Even more hilarious than the pathetic Gimme More (and especially the "It's Britney, bitch" beginning) is the way Britney fanatics so desperately want a comeback for someone who simply doesn't deserve support. The song's crap and Britney's crap. 'Nuf said.
By Sunny, on August 31, 2007 10:49:17
wow. i am running out of things to say about britney. Can her life be anymore of an embarrassing disaster. Track 2 sounds like it was sung by a 5 year old. If she honestly thought that sounded good, then it is def time the men in white jackets come to get her. Maybe some electo-shock therapy would revive some of those brain cells she has killed thoughout years of partying.... but her voice will still suck like it always has.
By K-feds other baby mama, on August 31, 2007 10:50:46
What do you people expect...her music was never good. Nothing you see on MTV after 1993 is good. Stop listening to that shit, you fucking people.
By J-Bird, on August 31, 2007 10:55:40
I applaud this site for showing the fat, ugly mess that she has become. Other sites constantly post pictures from years ago. How fast they fall in a few years.
By anonymous, on August 31, 2007 11:04:28
no way...100% AutoTune for this talentless cunt. it's even on the dude's voice as he's speaking!
By anonymous, on August 31, 2007 11:05:59
She's holding a lit cigarette right in front of his face...hope she sticks with the cheap weave so she can afford the lung transplant junior will require when he's ten.
By anonymous, on August 31, 2007 11:14:18
Is she burping "more" during the chorus? Sounds like it.
By Celina, on August 31, 2007 11:22:31
Did she say "make him cum in my mouth" on that second dong?
By brandy, on August 31, 2007 11:23:02
Wow that was pure hell on my ears! What happened to her voice? Hopefully she learns her lesson and goes into early retirement, gets her life straightened out, and starts being responsible.
By anonymous, on August 31, 2007 11:23:44
the piece of shit song is aleady getting a bunch of radio spins and in less than 24hrs made it to #1 on z100 radio. i don't get it. i seriously don't. i was waiting to see the demise and flop of this fucker and her song, not even being out for a full day yet, is already blowing up on radio outlets. it's safe to say that america is full of retards who love shitty music.
By prettyboy, on August 31, 2007 11:23:47
it's called PAYOLA prettyboy. you douchebag.
By anonymous, on August 31, 2007 11:32:34
These songs make me want to punch myself in the head.
By anonymous, on August 31, 2007 11:41:12
the most horrifying shit i've ever heard. if that fire song makes it to radio remind me to kill myself. i see what u mean by you'd rather listen to audio on u set on fire. and the vik's dog remark. holy fuck! doesnt this bitch have mirrors, and like people who tell her how to live her life? cuz she fucing sucks at it. brittney is such an asshole. she should sue herself for what she's doing to her career. i gotta vomit now...
By Repulsed In the SB, on August 31, 2007 11:48:58
Uh, links? Videos? Thanks, but no, thanks.
The moment we've all been waiting for is finally coming. You bet she *will* crash into one of those mirrors and get rushed to the hospital. Chances are, her throat is finally slit and the best thing she will be able to do with that Angel fag is a Burger King version of "Phantom Of The Opera".
By anonymous, on August 31, 2007 11:51:15
"It's Britney".
Is that supposed to mean anything?
I might as well start my comments from now on with "It's anonymous, bitch". Same thing.
By anonymous, on August 31, 2007 11:53:39
brandy 11:23:02
Did she say "make him cum in my mouth" on that second dong?
Heh.
By It's anonymous, bitch!, on August 31, 2007 12:06:33
Uh, I dunno, but the first one werent so bad. It's fucking pop music, remember? No worse than all the other top 40 shit flying 'round these days.
I'd rather listen to this than some other no-name douchebag rapper talk about "money on his mind, mind on his money" while some half-breed whore rolls around on the hood of a rented Bentley GT in the background.
By Angryman, on August 31, 2007 12:10:54
"...where "Mindfreak" magician Criss Angel will use his best illusions to try to conjure up a comeback for her."
This was written in a newspaper? Whoever wrote that sentence must have been laughing their ass off! What a statement! Hilarious! Nobody with half a brain could write that with a straight face.
By Big L, on August 31, 2007 12:11:42
Oh yeah.... her music sucks ass alright.
By Big L, on August 31, 2007 12:13:10
That "Umbrella" song sucks ass too.
By anonymous, on August 31, 2007 12:14:12
wtf!! why are her people releasing a single and album with her private life in a mess!!?? what are they thinking? they don't care about her its all about making $$$ from britney. she needs to take time out to get it together and get ready for the custody battle with dumbass k-fed. she should not be focusing on her career!! the public need to boycott britney's music to help her see she needs to be at home with her kids now! especially now.
By hayden, on August 31, 2007 12:16:10
cold as fire is so shit her voice is so bad
By anonymous, on August 31, 2007 12:19:53
12:16:10 - it's because the Jive and MTV executives only care about money and they know that the 12 year olds girls, teenaged gay fanboys, and other retards don't give a flying fuck about her damn kids as long as they have their new Britney cd. If Britney killed her kids, cut them up, fried them in a pan, and ate them in front of her fans her fans would still say, "She's Britney, bitch! I don't care about her private life. It's none of our business. I only care about her music! Gimme more is HOT!"
By anonymous, on August 31, 2007 12:29:49
Looks like she's going to burn her kid in the face with her cigarette in those photos, WTF!?! SHE IS NUTS!!!
More evidence that she's not a fit mother.
By Dr. Dongivafuk, on August 31, 2007 12:38:05
Okay. I've listened to the songs a few more times and I actually like them now. I can't wait for her album in November. I really, really like them.
By prettyboy, on August 31, 2007 12:45:34
Holy fuck...
break it daaaaaaaaah-wn...
Down's syndrome? She sucks.
By anonymous, on August 31, 2007 12:56:06
I'm sorry but were those music clips doctored to sound shitty on purpose? Sounds like a cat getting fucked to an 80's synthesizer beat.
By anonymous, on August 31, 2007 12:59:03
Both songs are total shit. But the second one is funnier, I though it sounded like a new oompa loompa song with all the loompas singing in the background, it there another Willy Wonka movie in the works?
You sure?
By anonymous, on August 31, 2007 12:59:10
I kinda like gimme more, I think its a catchy tune.
By someone, on August 31, 2007 13:17:06
Not to be vulgar.. but are her back-up singers called her a puta?!
By DynamiteSal, on August 31, 2007 13:27:16
Sounds like ALvin and the Chipmunks! Cold as Fire is hilarious she sounds like an 8yr old!!!
B@&*tch cannot sing!!
By anonymous, on August 31, 2007 13:34:55
"I kinda like gimme more, I think its a catchy tune."
Kill yourself, and take Britney with you.
By anonymous, on August 31, 2007 13:37:18
Oh my gosh everyone I seriously have a headache from "Cold as Fire" that was the worst song ever. She is awful, like before she was bad but had awesome producers behind her and what not but nobody wants to be associated with Britney so everything sucks about her songs, before they would lift the music to hide her voice but now, no lets just raise the vocals! Agggghhhh! Poor Jayden and Sean Preston, she probably sings to them at 3 a.m. piss drunk!
By Ashley H., on August 31, 2007 13:51:24
Sweet Lord...BOTH of those songs made my ears bleed...the second one sounded like birds dying...fucking horrendous.
By lanorigb, on August 31, 2007 13:55:21
WHO THE FUCK AGREED TO PRODUCE THIS SHIT?
they were either deaf or retarded... or BOTH.
By your mama, on August 31, 2007 14:02:30
1. i'd rather listen to heidi montag's song over and over than this shit
2. i hope the vma audience boos britney the entire time she's up there and then when she's done it goes so dead quiet you hear crickets chirping
3. i hope she's bankrupt by this time next year so in order to get money so she can buy cigs and cheetos she sells her kids to some nice couple in the midwest and they never see her again
By anonymous, on August 31, 2007 14:04:17
must be some big ass mirrors
By anonymous, on August 31, 2007 14:07:35
What a society we live in. A fat worthless talentless piece of crap with tons of money that she doesn't deserve ... while really talented people live poor in the streets somewhere, never to be recognized.
somebody kill her already
By anonymous, on August 31, 2007 14:16:16
brandy 11:23:02
Did she say "make him cum in my mouth" on that second dong?
LOL you know that typo makes more since than what I originally meant.
By Brandy, on August 31, 2007 14:55:16
"Gimme More" was produced by Timbaland, and it still sounds like shit. I hope Timbaland hates himself now. I used to respect him.
By anonymous, on August 31, 2007 15:13:44
yeah i guess they dont even care anymore, they wont even hide her horrendous singing. i really hate britney, but her old shit is sounding great compared to her new shit. and it is all shit.
By anonymous, on August 31, 2007 16:00:24
15:13:44 - Timbaland DID NOT produce this Britney song. It's rumored that he offered to work with her on her album but apparently that was a no go. Gimme More is done by his protégé, Nate "Danjahandz" Hills.
By anonymous, on August 31, 2007 16:11:54
uh, yeah, that crazy word up there is supposed to be "protege" with the accents over it but I guess the accent marks don't translate.
By anonymous, on August 31, 2007 16:15:31
oh fuck thats just noise damn is like the sound of cats being killed by a buzzsaw
By anonymous, on August 31, 2007 16:26:19
I cannot believe the mass amounts of retards on other sites that are proclaiming that 'this shit is hot! brit is back!' and the amount of airplay she is already getting.
both of those songs suck and the second one...I couldn't even listen to the whole thing, it was so bad. Aren't people embarrassed to produce such vapid disgusting failure?
By anonymous, on August 31, 2007 16:46:07
This girl really is a mess. It's one thing to wreck her own life but she has children. Who smokes in front of a young child like that ? She could injure him.
By anonymous, on August 31, 2007 16:52:12
I am so glad that our standards of good music are now dictated by the 10 to 15 year old demographic. Rock on little rug rats!
By farookahli, on August 31, 2007 16:57:35
Holy crap.
Break it down. Please Brit...show us how to break it down.
By Melissa, on August 31, 2007 17:05:20
Britney is BACK, BiTche$!!!
With a FuCkiNg Vengeance
Y'all Haterz can go $uCk iT!!!
By Gimme More, on August 31, 2007 17:06:37
It's "make him call me mama." Are you tards deaf? I know she's speaking baby-talk, but that lyric is obvious.
By anonymous, on August 31, 2007 17:07:07
The first one is really not that bad, it sounds like all the rest of the shit she used to do when she was selling records.
What I don't understand is all these people who hold her to a higher standard for some reason...she isn't Christina Aguilera; Britney could never sing exceptionally well, she was always good enough to listen to if you were into that kind of music.
The 15 and below set will love that shit, just like I did when I was 15 and below.
By Alicia, on August 31, 2007 17:07:57
What a stupid cunt. I can't wait to laugh when her CD sales bomb. Her fans are a bunch of clueless retards.
By anonymous, on August 31, 2007 17:08:28
She's a pile of dog shit. She has no redeeming qualities and she's a thoughtless, uncaring, heartless parent.
By anonymous, on August 31, 2007 17:12:42
You know the assholes at MTV will tone down any negative feedback at the live show by only giving camera shots to people cheering for her and turning down crowd noise to prevent the television viewing audience from seeing/hearing anything bad for her. That's why I'm only going to watch this when the unfiltered feed is on.
By anonymous, on August 31, 2007 17:18:50
<B>I AGREE WITH 17:08 MORE THAN ANYONE HERE!
THANK YOU! BRIT HANG IT OR YOURSELF UP~ ;-)
By Shammy, on August 31, 2007 17:29:10
The first song has a catchy beat and synths in the background, but her voice f_cking kills it.
By anonymous, on August 31, 2007 18:05:48
gimme more will be a hit, sadly.
gimme more burgersssssss
By anonymous, on August 31, 2007 18:39:19
The "new" music sounds like the "old" music. It ALWAYS sucked. She could NEVER sing. WHY is everyone so shocked NOW???
By anonymous, on August 31, 2007 18:45:51
Gimme more CASH
I am UNSTOPPABLE
I WILL corrupt more youth!!!
This is only the beginning...
MUAHAHAHAHAHA!
By Britney, on August 31, 2007 19:04:35
Yeah, it sucks, but someone's gotta lower the bar to make Madonna sound better.
By anonymous, on August 31, 2007 19:15:50
Thankfully people over here are not praising this awful piece of garbage being touted as great music by Britney. It will be a hit no doubt because of it's catchy little beat and melody, designed to stick in your head whether you love it or hate it.The other song is even worse.
By anonymous, on August 31, 2007 20:40:33
A local radio station asked viewers what they thought of the new Britney song, and I was aghast to learn that 84% loved it. I thought it was terrible. I'm not sure she even sings on her albums. They all have so much work done to them that this "singer" refuses to actually sing live. It makes me wonder why people pay money to see her when all they're doing is listening to her album being played. Maybe you're too young to remember Milli Vanilli and how they lip synched, got their grammy taken away, and how a member of that duo committed suicide as a result. What's the difference between that group and Miss Spears? If someone refuses to sing live, doesn't that make you suspicious? Smoke and mirrors is so very fitting. Fortunately for her career, "a sucker is born every 15 minutes" and will buy her next cd.
By anonymous, on August 31, 2007 21:16:47
I SURE HOPE CHILD SERVICES SEES THIS PHOTO OP.
Good Job, Brit. You deserve to lose your children. Very Unsafe of a mother and you want your child to look to you as a ROLE MODEL. Grow up, little girl. Being able to bare children, doesn't make you a GOOD parent.
By anonymous, on August 31, 2007 21:27:36
Unfortunately "Gimme More" will probably be a hit. It has a mindlessly repetative beat that is easy to dance to. Background music at a club. The second song is horrendous. It sounds like she is doing a sound track for a Japanese Anime cartoon theme song. btw, her 'baby voice' is ludicrous for a 26 yr old woman with two children.
By anonymous, on August 31, 2007 21:46:29
Did she just give Sean Preston a drag of her cigarette? He looks like a pro smoker already. He will be the only toddler in day care who needs a time out for smoke breaks. That picture alone would make me wanna give k-fed full custody. I know some parents smoke, but thats way too close to his face. Those poor babies didnt ask for this crap.
By Amy, on August 31, 2007 21:51:55
The first song was bad, the second song was actually painful.
By anonymous, on August 31, 2007 23:17:25
these songs sound like the same crap she was putting out years ago when people were still fawning over her plaid skirt and braids.
By anonymous, on August 31, 2007 23:28:09
I am sitting at my computer, I've just downed 6 delicious Budweisers and this fat hag has just performed the most righteous buzz kill by displaying her corpulent carcass to the world and ultimately to me.
By anonymous, on September 1, 2007 00:06:42
i love it
By anonymous, on September 1, 2007 02:30:24
Does this chick do ANYTHING without a damn cigarette???
By anonymous, on September 1, 2007 04:47:49
This is music? I can't believe People Magazine gave 'rave' reviews for Gimme More. What planet did the person or persons come from that gave the reviews? If Gimme More turns out to be a big hit--it will show how many trailer trash fans she has. Both of these songs are mass produced garbage. I hope she does not give the opening to the MTV Awards show with the mirrors and illusion thing. Mind Freak-- Chris Angel needs to make her disappear for good. No--wait she has two little boy toddlers--hard to believe she is a mother--very scary thought.
By Nonnie, on September 1, 2007 05:42:26
I'm disgusted that the DJ's are playing her piece of shit song. I laugh out loud every time I hear "It's Britney bitch." Puhleeeeze. Could it be any lamer? No wonder we have such shit music on the radio these days. The DJ's are fucking idiots.
Bitch has the voice of a chipmunk taking his last breath.
By anonymous, on September 1, 2007 07:58:20
The LEAST she could do is realize she has no talant so maybe getting in shape so people are not repulsed looking at her would help! I mean what a lazy pig! What she dont have a hour a day to spare!!! I think film itself may boycott being loaded into cameras to minimize the risk of snapping a photo of her.
By mark, on September 1, 2007 10:27:43
Hang up those dancing shoes and your tutu bitch, you're done! Go home Shitney!
By anonymous, on September 1, 2007 10:30:56
She's not done. Not yet. *Shivers*
By anonymous, on September 1, 2007 11:59:21
I wish her luck, because she is going to need it. I hope she gets the help she needs
By lookwhaticando, on September 1, 2007 12:08:08
Reply to #1 -- What's sadder than Britney's career? That photo of her in a bikini! When you have a body like that you can't wear tiny bikinis. That's just nasty. And now my eyes are burning!!!
There'll be no comeback. Britney still sucks. If her "comeback performances" recently in L.A. are any indication, she can't dance anymore. She never could sing, and now it seems she can't dance any better than my 10 year neice.
By KB, on September 1, 2007 12:59:46
Looks like we're in for a laugh.
By anonymous, on September 1, 2007 14:41:23
those songs suck @$$ and god help the idiots who buy into this "comeback."
and for godsake britney, hire a stylist.
By anonymous, on September 1, 2007 15:57:16
i have to announce that britney raped me and i loved it
By anonymous, on September 1, 2007 16:44:51
First off, I smoke, but I sure as heck don't do it in front of my kids. Second of all, she has the money to buy stock in Pampers yet the baby is running around without a stitch of clothing on. Can CPS PLEASE take these children??? If it keeps up we're going to have yet ANOTHER child (or children) dying at the hands of an irresponsible parent.
By Jennifer, on September 1, 2007 17:07:16
Why you guys are so mean with her???? thats so sad shes just one normal person like any of us please leave her alone....
By arath, on September 1, 2007 17:43:04
She is such a pathetic parent!!! A lit cig that close?! what a douche!her career is over, make wise investments NOW!
By Redhead1969, on September 1, 2007 18:07:51
It takes a real red-neck to let your baby breathe in your second hand smoke. How sad.
By Sassy, on September 1, 2007 18:31:27
Secondhand smoke is a bitch.
By anonymous, on September 1, 2007 18:48:54
I bet she'll get a partial standing ovation at VMA and a gushing back stage interview from some wigger bitch in an over-priced evening gown and plenty of encouragement to "be strong & keep going, girl." Then cut away to a 'cutting edge' Old Navy ad or some such shit as that. That's what's become of music today, the industry has been high jacked by corporate interests and Shit plays right into it perfectly, just like Parasite. I wouldn't be surprised to see her fat ass on Larry King within the next couple weeks. Anything that sells magazines, cheetos and faded jeans for back to school. Writing your own songs, let alone a message of social import, singing your own shit, on or off tune, playing your heart out... it just doesn't matter anymore. All that matters is selling copy and product. And probaby 95% of the people hating on this board will be watching and soaking up those sublime ad messages to buy corporate amerika. Now that's funny.
By anonymous, on September 1, 2007 18:53:47
Britney get that cigarette out of your son's face. Thank you.
By anonymous, on September 1, 2007 19:42:06
You wanna talk irony? My monitor committed suicide two days ago after I clicked on those "cigarette is lit" pics. I had to go out and get a new one.
Poor damned thing couldn't take any more Shitney.
Am I going to click on the audio links? Do I really want to have to go back out and get new speakers?
Mmmm...nope.
By Vigilante, on September 2, 2007 09:49:45
I actually quite like this song, whats wrong with it?
By anonymous, on September 2, 2007 10:54:42
I'd rather listen to the Sound of Music soundtrack than Britney Spears, FOREVER. "I am sixteen going on seventeen, innocent as a rose...."
By anonymous, on September 2, 2007 16:29:52
Britney is such a piece of trash. Does she really think she looks good in those outfits she wears??? SERIOUSLY??? Her career is over- She ended it the day she started dating Kevin and then it all went downhill after that. How could she ever comeback? She makes mistake after mistake. She isn't good at anything she does- Motherhood- outfitting herself, singing- Who wants to watch her perform?? Not I. The only thing Britney is good for is a laugh, and the whole world is laughing. I guess she is an entertainer after all. I mean what is she thinking, REALLY!!!
By anonymous, on September 2, 2007 19:16:07
Exactly WTF does "break it down" mean? I know people been saying/singing it for years ... but seriously, WTF?
I hate stupid useless phrases. I also hate fat girls who dress like they're a size 2. Cover that fat ass.
By anonymous, on September 2, 2007 20:36:50
"the legendary britney spears" he says?
hahahahhhaaaaaaahhhhaaaa*snort*hahahahaaheeeeehaa
By anonymous, on September 2, 2007 20:43:50
OH MY GOSH. Look at her facial expressions in the naked baby/ciggy pics. She looks completely detached. First I laughed at her. Then I felt sorry for her. Now I hate her. She makes me sick.
By anonymous, on September 3, 2007 05:58:07
Just what the world was clamoring for, a chubby white-trash single mom breathlessly groaning about her shop-worn cooch. Gay men and thirteen year old girls are no doubt squealing with delight.
By Moonraper, on September 3, 2007 09:38:53
"...where "Mindfreak" magician Criss Angel will use his best illusions to try to conjure up a comeback for her."
This was written in a newspaper? Whoever wrote that sentence must have been laughing their ass off! What a statement! Hilarious! Nobody with half a brain could write that with a straight face.
By Big L, on August 31, 2007 12:11:42
in like, 100 something comments you're the only one who cares about this. shut up.
By anonymous, on September 3, 2007 09:52:59
First off, I smoke, but I sure as heck don't do it in front of my kids. Second of all, she has the money to buy stock in Pampers yet the baby is running around without a stitch of clothing on. Can CPS PLEASE take these children??? If it keeps up we're going to have yet ANOTHER child (or children) dying at the hands of an irresponsible parent.
By Jennifer, on September 1, 2007 17:07:16
smoking is disgusting, regardless of when and how much you do it. have you like seriously never seen those "truth" commercials. ew.
letting your child run around naked is not cause for concern. they're in their own yard. when 6 year old sean is showing up for school naked, then cry about it. and yes, these are published naked pics of a young child, but his little weewee was blurred out so who cares?
By anonymous, on September 3, 2007 09:55:43
I think it sounds just like everything else she has made. It is/ was all crap.
By anonymous, on September 3, 2007 13:05:22
Maybe she'll get lucky and later land a Nationwide Insurance commercial like her ex. Except maybe she'll be working at Dunkin Donuts or something.
By anonymous, on September 4, 2007 18:09:37
I'm sooooo going to watch this ... it's like a car crash only in this case I'm hoping the car will burst into flames and the people inside will roast ...
By anonymous, on September 5, 2007 05:19:14
God her entire new album is horrible. Simply horrible. What a fucking joke
By anonymous, on September 6, 2007 21:52:51
Her performance SUCKED big time tonight, maybe if she could dance it woulda been OK but now she's fat and cannot even move, she looked like a bloated pig.
By anonymous, on September 9, 2007 18:23:40
What in the world was Britney thinking? MTV gave her the chance to shine. She could have done an introduction with sounds of reporters talking about how bad she is and BREAK out of the curtain stage with an amazing dance routine. I have seen obesse cheerleaders do BETTER THAN HER. Her wardrobe was AWFUL. Why would she do that? She looked like she was on drugs performing or drunk. Her back up dancers looked stupid too. I don't get it, she had the chance to SHINE ...everybody was routing for her ( even 50 cent! And he is a man of few words!), but she chose to be a failure. If she was gonna dress up worse than a stripper she could have at least SHED those pounds. No one wanted to see her fatass flopping all over the place. All in all the rest of the performers where AMAZING. Who didn't love the idea of Kanye West performing in hotel rooms! It was incredible. Although I belive there was too much Foo Fighters...Alicia Keys was AMAZING and CHRIS BROWN! WOAHHHHHH holla at me!
By anonymous, on September 10, 2007 07:02:48
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