62 Comments:

• Criss Angel is easily the President of All Douchebags Worldwide. Britney, while not quite the VP, is at least in the administration.

  By anonymous, on August 16, 2007 12:50:25

• I've watched his show a few times and enjoyed it. But good golly, I would have thought his standards were higher than that. I wouldn't touch Britney with Andy Dick's dick.

  By Dane in Pain, on August 16, 2007 12:51:22

• I saw Chris Angel as the quirky cool magic guy. Then I found out he was divorced and now dating random car wrecks of women. He is grasping for fame at this point or something. Fool.
  http://www.sheeptowolves.com
  

  By Wolfman, on August 16, 2007 12:57:29

• criss angel fucked paris hilton, cameron diaz, lindsay lohan, and now britney spears. does this guy WANT his dick to fall off?

  By anonymous, on August 16, 2007 13:01:51

• Look at the picture of Chris Angel......he is a model of "i need to find myself....I'm fucked up and ugly...." does he fall into the "I'm hung" and get all the girls I want?

  By anonymous, on August 16, 2007 13:01:51

• yeah his "magic" is nothing but trick cameras and paid off audience members

  By davey coperfied, on August 16, 2007 13:02:09

• An 'I'm Gonna Git You Sucka' reference.....Jenny, my crush on you is becoming incapacitating. if you weren't a Cowboys fan, I'd be outside your window with a fistful of sunflowers right now.

  By Jim, on August 16, 2007 13:04:07

• Three things went through my mind when I read this:
  
  1) Eeew eeew EEEEEWWWWW!
  
  and
  
  2) There's a hole in my bucket, dear boo boos dear boo boos...
  
  and
  
  3) Criss Angel must be preparing to do the grandest magic trick of all time: Becoming famous by hanging with the infamous! Wow, ain't he amazing, ladies and gentlemen?

  By Vigilante, on August 16, 2007 13:07:50

• poor britney was astounded by his 'i can make my dick disappear/reappear' trick...

  By anonymous, on August 16, 2007 13:07:51

• What is the appeal of this guy? He looks like a damn dirty druggie. Them Hollywood broads will fuck anything.

  By Black Velveteen, on August 16, 2007 13:18:32

• Good luck making those sores on your penis disappear, Mr. Magic...
  

  By joejoe, on August 16, 2007 13:24:23

• If this guy's dick could talk - it would scream "Help Me!"
  
  

  By anonymous, on August 16, 2007 13:25:06

• He hates his d1ck. A lot.

  By Matt, on August 16, 2007 13:26:00

• they kind of look similar in this pic

  By anonymous, on August 16, 2007 13:42:02

• disgust

  By prettyboy, on August 16, 2007 14:00:46

• Is it just the lighting or is Brit's hairline now ON TOP of her head?
  
  Wow, man. Bitch needs some Rogaine STAT.

  By Vigilante, on August 16, 2007 14:02:11

• Is she just begging to lose her kids? If we know that KFed is plotting then so does she. If she really cared about her kids she'd be staying home out of the glare of the press and behaving herself.

  By Miwanna, on August 16, 2007 14:08:25

• Why did this retard-o-skank have kids again?
  Did she see it on TV and think it would be like fun and stuff, y'all? They should give her a CAT scan to prove that her brain is the size of a walnut. Really really sad.

  By anonymous, on August 16, 2007 14:47:43

• Barf. The words "sex" and "britney spears" in the same sentence. Then "criss angel" just to make it more nauseating. Have a heart Jenny!

  By anonymous, on August 16, 2007 15:15:36

• not that i like him or anything, but he is not short whatsoever. he's about 6'3. he struck me as surprising tall when i met him. so i think you're lying. which is really lame.

  By Lilly, on August 16, 2007 15:40:46

• Hey Lilly,
  Crissy-boy must be a better magician than he appears, since he apparently tricked you into thinking he is 6'3". Either that, or you are a retard "which is really lame."
  I've met him (ooh, I'm so cool too), and he looks like an old 5'7" loser to me.
  Go take a look at celebheights.com and search for his dumb ass.

  By prettier than pretty boy, on August 16, 2007 16:03:32

• You know, they make sense as a couple. They're both absolutely hideous, and both wanna-be stars (or, in Brit Brit's case. wanna-be stars AGAIN, I suppose)
  I hope they stay together. It can only be the trashiest thing ever, which, of course, is a good time for all of us.

  By jenner, on August 16, 2007 16:19:30

• Who gives a fuck how tall the jackass is, the point here is he stuck his dick where no man should ever stick his dick.

  By anonymous, on August 16, 2007 16:30:40

• I'm not sure why you're focusing on his height to emphasize his toolness, but fine. You win. All those pictures towering over a 5'10 Cameron Diaz are photoshopped.

  By Lilly, on August 16, 2007 16:31:15

• Lilly,
  You are right. I DO win. Yay me!
  Take a better look at those Diaz pics, and you'll see he is actually shorter than her. Just keep in mind camera angle and perspective (look it up).
  In the immortal words of Randy Newman:
  
  Short People got no reason
  To live
  
  They got little hands
  And little eyes
  And they walk around
  Tellin' great big lies
  They got little noses
  And tiny little teeth
  They wear platform shoes
  On their nasty little feet
  
  Well, I don't want no Short People
  Don't want no Short People
  Don't want no Short People
  Round here
  
  **applause**

  By prettier than pretty boy, on August 16, 2007 16:46:54

• First of all Criss Angel is not ugly. He is SO much better looking than half the people in Hollywood. Second of all I dont have a clue why he would lower himself to HER level. Her moment of fame is over and his is just beginning. If anything she should be glad Criss would even said hi to her. She's a cracked out bitch who deserves to have her kids taken away from her because frankly, i feel bad for the kids. She's a greasy dirty hoe who can suffer a painful death and i wouldn't even give a flying fuck.
  
  I met Criss Angel and hes a kind, beautiful man who doesn't need trash like that to make him feel good. I dont think dog-shit needs Britney Spears to feel good.
  
  Oh and for the record Criss Angel did not sleep with Lindsey Lohan. He IS still living. If he did sleep with her, all the shit she has would have killed him by now.

  By Kawisaronkwas, on August 16, 2007 17:00:37

• she's not bald, she just has a tall forehead......ba dam ba dum

  By Shizzy, on August 16, 2007 17:00:46

• I'd place that forehead at...ummm...I dunno, what do you think? 5'6? 5'7? And at least three hundred pounds.

  By prettier than prettier and prettyboy, on August 16, 2007 17:09:31

• When Criss Angel starts to feel a burning sensation when he pisses, I wonder if he can make that disappear.

  By anonymous, on August 16, 2007 17:51:23

• ohmygod - a crazy criss angel fan (who is obviously blind because there is a picture of this butt-ugly dude right here).

  By anonymous, on August 16, 2007 18:00:06

• check wikipedia.com - Criss Angel is 5 ft 10 and says it himself.
  
  there are also enough photos there to prove that he's pretty fucking ugly.

  By Carolina , on August 16, 2007 18:02:40

• His penis must be really confused...

  By anonymous, on August 16, 2007 18:07:33

• Clearly, there has been some mistake... because no one in their right mind would knowingly stick their genitals in that thing. Obviously, britney came running up to criss and he thought it was a lost dog, until he took her up to his hotel room to find the owner and she threw herself at him and started squealing "hit me baby one more time!"

  By anonymous, on August 16, 2007 18:30:36

• I always thought CA was hot. Then he was linked to Cameron Diaz. Now he is linked to Britney Spears. He is tainted!!!!!!!!!! Criss, can you make the taint disappear? Please go out with someone decent so I can believe in you again. I hate this!!!
  
  P.S.: Nice to see Jenny writing a lot more. Did Todd quit or is he on vacay? I don't care either way. Jenny is better, except for that Dallas Cowboys thing. Oh well, nobody's perfect!!!

  By Criss Angel I love you come back to us please, on August 16, 2007 18:46:49

• Is she wearing those same filthy brown boots?

  By anonymous, on August 16, 2007 19:22:08

• damn next pics we will see is of britney PUKING AND EATING IT or taking a shit in a pool and laughing the bitch is a pig and that dude is a sick perv who will fuck anything with a pussy

  By anonymous, on August 16, 2007 19:41:50

• Why would he sink to "her level"? The dude will fuck anything that moves. Betcha he's done the dog and peanut butter trick more than once.

  By anonymous, on August 16, 2007 20:22:09

• Both. Ugly. Fucktards.

  By anonymous, on August 16, 2007 20:34:16

• He was probably practicing that new trick where he shoves his whole arm up Britney's cooch and it comes out of Lindsey Lohan's twat.
  
  Those two chasms are part of some diseased, intergalactic wormhole.
  
  Seriously, they could spin off a series called "Nasty Vaginas SG-1."

  By Sci-Fi Channel Sucks, on August 16, 2007 21:15:40

• Yeah, but who hasn't fucked BS?

  By amy, on August 16, 2007 21:35:16

• Yeah, I've gotta say that the "Sucka" reference is just awesome. Jenny, you're the shit. Watch out now - don't over-gold... ;-)

  By spanky, on August 16, 2007 22:47:05

• I'm an Angel fan. Speaks is a disgusting pig and is unworthy of my master's magic stick.

  By anonymous, on August 17, 2007 00:29:36

• She always looks greasy and unkempt.. so unhealthy

  By anonymous, on August 17, 2007 03:06:10

• Kawisaronkwas, "a beautiful man"???? You are our douche-bag of the month.

  By TheBig28, on August 17, 2007 06:26:05

• David Blane was nailing Josie Moran, David Copperfield was nailing Claudia Schiffer and Criss A-hole is nailing Britney Spears. Third Rate Magician = Third Rate Broads.

  By TheBig28, on August 17, 2007 06:29:33

• He is a good magician, he put a new spin and look to an art that had become dated and he is cool to his fans... okay, having said that...
  
  He is an attention Whore! honestly, i don't think he even dated/had sex(although for some of these girls sex is like a handshake) with any of these women/girls. he knows that they are followed by the photographers and he makes sure he goes somewhere public with them to make sure they catch it on film. IF he did not want the attention he would walk out a back door where no one would see him. britney was probably just trying to hire him for her sons birthday... is she could only remember what day that was...?
  

  By anonymous, on August 17, 2007 07:49:43

• They look like they have been smoking crack!

  By CovUK, on August 17, 2007 07:55:55

• I did this ho last night and man is she skanky.

  By anonymous, on August 17, 2007 08:06:36

• I think Kawisaronkwas must really be Cameron Diaz. As for CA and BS, they are perfect for each other...two pieces of greasy, dirty, disgusting filth. Please, no more pictures of them either. I want to eat today.

  By anonymous, on August 17, 2007 08:09:04

• Hey a girl has to take what she can get.

  By anonymous, on August 17, 2007 10:05:24

• Christopher Sarantakos (AKA) Criss Angel really should watch wear he puts his dip stick.
  Christopher seventacos!!!!

  By anonymous, on August 17, 2007 11:39:15

• Birds of a feather flock together--Chris Angel looks like he needs a hot shower and Britney a hygiene- something. No wonder Britney's attorney Wasser is dropping her in the second custody court proceedings. Why can't she stay out of lime light for the sake of her young toddler boys?
  
  

  By Nonnie, on August 17, 2007 11:46:48

• This guys 15 minutes of fame are up

  By mike, on August 17, 2007 13:14:18

• boy- i bet it was smelling good in their room..B-O, Sex, and Cheetos...yummy!!

  By anonymous, on August 17, 2007 13:38:55

• Why is Brit wearing a bath towel in publi--never mind...

  By Holden Magroin, on August 17, 2007 17:33:56

• I saw Criss Angel from a slight distance at a club a few nights back. He isn't that tall. maybe 5'8 or 5'9 at most. Looked Greasy and not better looking in person. Didn't know who he was until the Cameron Diaz home wrecker story came out(and I live in Las Vegas.) This guy's a total fame whore. Looking for publicity any way he can so his new show becomes sucessful at Luxor. HE seemed to stay in the VIP section of the club only. Sucks that he's so eager to get famous by following around famous women. That in it of itself is unattractive.

  By anonymous, on August 17, 2007 23:01:28

• OMG, she looks like she reeks of STDS and he resembles a worn out perv whos been there and done ( all of em).

  By SEAN DSILVA, on August 18, 2007 05:15:11

• Does anybody notice his MAJOR platform boots in the more recent pics? MUAHAHAHA! What a loser! He has to wear platforms to be taller than his dates! Even Tom isn't pathetic enough to fake extra height! He's excepted being a little troll...

  By anonymous, on August 18, 2007 07:05:09

• She is a plump bald used up ho dawg and Criss needs to move on. He is way too sexy for that cat. Maybe he can make her hair reappear and she can stop wearing those gawd awful wigs or better yet maybe he can make her disapper altogether! Criss is ya want a hot mama, I am here for ya baby and I have no baggage hanging off of each of my hips!

  By Isabella Gotti, on August 18, 2007 17:46:26

• i wonder if she takes off her wig ? ugh

  By judyjudyjudy, on August 18, 2007 19:09:42

• i wonder if she takes off her wig ? ugh

  By anonymous, on August 18, 2007 19:22:33

• WATER SEEKS ITS OWN LEVEL.
  
  They are both bald. A match made in hell.

  By likeIseeit, on August 21, 2007 13:53:04