53 Comments:

• i think i just had an orgasm. yes, i did.

  By horny woman, on August 13, 2007 10:21:39

• Sweet eye candy. Yummy!

  By Black Velveteen, on August 13, 2007 10:26:11

• O my god this guy is fucken hot...where did he come from who is he? I would love to see him naked.

  By anonymous, on August 13, 2007 10:27:22

• I think I'll photoshop my face in his undone pants in that last pic lol!

  By anonymous, on August 13, 2007 10:27:40

• Hi! Sorry ladies, you know the rules. If I'm this hot, I must be gay. I'm a Homersexual....

  By chuggdog, on August 13, 2007 10:31:14

• Jessica Biel dumped Chris Evans for Derek Jeter and now she's fucking Justin Timberlake. DOWNGRADE!!

  By anonymous, on August 13, 2007 10:32:40

• Jessica Biel used to date him. Lucky girl :(

  By anonymous, on August 13, 2007 10:33:21

• He's hot. Very masculine, but some pretty facial features too. Me like :)

  By anonymous, on August 13, 2007 10:35:32

• Omg he is amazing! Jessica Biel is a fool!

  By Rhiana, on August 13, 2007 10:36:11

• Mother of gawd. *drool* Thanks.
  
  and lol @ cup of semen. Your'e hilarious, Jenny.

  By anonymous, on August 13, 2007 10:42:21

• I wonder how he feels about being attacked by a cougar...

  By Vigilante, on August 13, 2007 10:53:22

• that guys a fuckin homo

  By whocares, on August 13, 2007 10:56:37

• omg what a hottie. This Monday isn't so bad after all.

  By anonymous, on August 13, 2007 10:59:19

• that guys a fuckin homo
  
  By whocares, on August 13, 2007 10:56:37
  
  ^^ The first of many jealous men to comment, I'm sure.
  I'll take my flames quietly, thank you.
  
  

  By Black Velveteen, on August 13, 2007 11:19:03

• Hot! He doesn't look like he's on steroids and doesn't have a gay shaved chest. Sexy sexy sexy..... *drools*

  By anonymous, on August 13, 2007 11:40:40

• my homometer just went off the chart.
  (you're welcome black velveteen)

  By dick hertz, on August 13, 2007 11:42:21

• ^ takes one to know one. LMAO!

  By anonymous, on August 13, 2007 11:45:20

• "Semen? Great. Relax, I'll get it myself"
  
  FUNNIEST SHIT EVER.
  
  There is nothing remotely homo about this guy, which makes the tools posting that shit about him look completely jealous and pathetic.

  By Carolina , on August 13, 2007 11:57:13

• ^^ The first of many jealous men to comment, I'm sure.
  I'll take my flames quietly, thank you.
  
  
  
  By Black Velveteen, on August 13, 2007 11:19:03
  
  FYI I'm a woman thank you and he's still homo
  
  

  By hes gay like you, on August 13, 2007 12:02:46

• I'm going to go live in his garbage can since it's all I could afford on his block. :-D

  By anonymous, on August 13, 2007 12:05:02

• Jenny, I am in love with you

  By anonymous, on August 13, 2007 12:09:08

• Mama LIKE. Mama WANT.

  By anonymous, on August 13, 2007 12:19:38

• biggest mistakev he ever made.........dating jessica biel

  By prettyboy, on August 13, 2007 12:30:19

• fyi: chris evans dumped jessica biel, not the other way around. :D

  By anonymous, on August 13, 2007 12:32:00

• I don't care what you ladies say. That last picture where he has his pants down past the top of his briefs is gay. it looks like he's waiting for some chubby homo to rail him. Just wait in a few more months he'll dress like this guy:
  http://www.leo-leopatra.com/mediac/400_0/media/leowebred.JPG

  By anonymous, on August 13, 2007 12:33:15

• Nice beaver on the chick in the poster. Could this be the long awaited return of female pubic hair?

  By EraserFan, on August 13, 2007 12:45:43

• Mama horny.

  By anonymous, on August 13, 2007 12:46:46

• Well, he is in shape, have to admit that. It would be so cool to have muscles like those, time to do some workout...

  By anonymous, on August 13, 2007 12:59:25

• Meh. Gay, not gay...whatever. I'd still make him my bitch.
  
  COME TO MAMA, GIRLIE BOY!

  By Vigilante, on August 13, 2007 13:02:35

• AMEN!!!
  
  There is nothing remotely homo about this guy, which makes the tools posting that shit about him look completely jealous and pathetic.
  
  By Carolina , on August 13, 2007 11:57:13
  
  
  All you complainers should try doing some sit ups and push ups once in a while. Put the twinkies down fat asses.

  By anonymous, on August 13, 2007 13:04:03

• "Hot! He doesn't look like he's on steroids and doesn't have a gay shaved chest. Sexy sexy sexy..... *drools*"
  ===================
  
  Thank you! One of the many reasons I dumped my ex is because I hated his chest stubble and he spent more time at the gym than with me, he sucked in bed anyway. I'm sure he was gay.
  

  By anonymous, on August 13, 2007 13:09:28

• why would it matter if he's gay or not?! Still unbelievably HOT! I just creamed my pants haha

  By anonymous, on August 13, 2007 13:28:29

• Semen is high in protein. This guy is "on the Atkins Diet", if you get my drift.

  By J-Bird, on August 13, 2007 13:34:01

• So much hating going on in here. Why does every man who takes care of his body and his appareance have to be labeled as gay or soft?
  
  I am fucking gorgeous and I eat healthy foods and go to the gym 6 days a week. That makes me gay??
  
  It's such a double standard. It seems as though men can't be sexy. We just have to buy raggedy clothing and look homely all the time.

  By prettyboy, on August 13, 2007 13:45:44

• @ PRETTYBOY- you're all fag and only half white. go kill yourself.

  By anonymous, on August 13, 2007 13:48:53

• Anon 13:09:28
  
  Chest stubble? Shaving your chest is gross!
  
  I think you're right about his homo-ness though. Shaving - Waxing for gays

  By SoggyCelebs, on August 13, 2007 14:29:53

• I love it when a man takes good care of himself. Its just a matter of self respect really. I'm so tired of the fat slobs that pop up on websites lately. The rail skinny bed-headed looking jerks who look like they don't bathe ruin my web-browsing as well. Colin Farrel: take a damn shower. He probably reeks of B.O. and cigarettes. Pete Doherty: *vomit* Seth Rogan: skip a meal, for chrissakes.
  
  Why can't more men look like Chris Evans? Women like to look at nice things. Men should try harder to please us.

  By anonymous, on August 13, 2007 14:42:02

• uhmm...so where does he live again?

  By sarah, on August 13, 2007 14:50:33

• LOL Chris Evans is definitely NOT gay. I worked in Hollywood (behind the scenes in movies) for many years...you would not BELIEVE who is gay and who is not...you have NO IDEA actually...and what they go through to keep it quiet is amazing and very expensive. Some of you probably believe that HomoCruise is straight or Travolta LOVES his (also gay) wife. Wrong. And this is one of the few straight, nice, HOT guys in Hollywood. He DID dump Biel (thank GOD) b/c he knows she is a skanky famewhore. Get your facts straight and stop the jealousy guys...it's pathetic.
  Jenny, I don't think I have ever read anything funnier than your semen line.

  By anonymous, on August 13, 2007 15:20:26

• that mouth is soooo kissable!

  By missdelite, on August 13, 2007 16:21:42

• he's hot, but those poses are pretty damn gay. he should be on a horse or in a racecar or something.

  By anonymous, on August 13, 2007 16:45:08

• i'm creaming my panties right now!!

  By anonymous, on August 13, 2007 19:24:55

• "Semen? Great. Relax, I'll get it myself"
  
  Lol! Think I might use that line sometime, hee.

  By anonymous, on August 13, 2007 19:35:19

• Hubba-hubba! Jenny, you're the SHIT!

  By spanky, on August 14, 2007 00:15:41

• Look in the fourth pic? Is he holding a spoon? Isn't that how people bend them before they do heroin?
  
  What a retarded picture if it is.
  
  Hot guy though...

  By Darkerhrs, on August 14, 2007 01:35:32

• thank god, NOT WAXED. when did body hair become so offensive?

  By anonymous, on August 14, 2007 01:41:25

• Ok 15:20, if you did work behind the scenes (and really I'd love to believe that!) tell us who else is gay or else how come you believe (albeit like the rest of us) why Cruise and the Travoltas are gay

  By anonymous, on August 14, 2007 02:15:48

• While reading the story below the picture I just assumed Todd wrote it. Jenny if you ever need any semen you can come to my house. Probably won't take more than 15 seconds so you don't have to wait.

  By Slick Rick, on August 14, 2007 07:16:24

• There is another VERY different Chris Evans in the UK who is king of the copper tops and once slept with Dr. Who's assistant.

  By CovUK, on August 14, 2007 07:57:53

• More of this, less Brit, Lindsey and Paris. Please!

  By anonymous, on August 14, 2007 08:25:10

• thank you, jenny
  
  FINALLY, pics of hot guys!

  By anonymous, on August 14, 2007 12:02:59

• LOL ppls post are so funny. and i agree he looks so goregous he must work out hard . if i ever saw a guy that hot in a gym id hurt myself *which i have done b4* but he looks great!
  
  i was so busy looking at him my friend pointed out ot me the girl in the bac has a bush. i love this ad just for allowing ppl to have body hair i know everyones not down w/ the hair thing but sometimes hair does look good and it looks great on Chris

  By mel, on August 14, 2007 13:36:02

• Every girl that dates him has to STRAP ON A DILDO because he likes it in the ass nice and rough

  By anonymous, on August 15, 2007 16:21:31