32 Comments:

1. Like you even need low-level hypnotism to get a shot at Britney.
   
   "Look, Britley! My thumb comes off!"
   
   "Dangit! You got da hoodoo powers! Wanna see my bagina?"

   By The Floating Head of Fred Savage, on August 22, 2007 10:47:23

2. they are both ugly and they both fuck anything that walks. sounds like a match.

   By me, on August 22, 2007 10:50:25

3. I hate the way he spells his name.

   By anonymous, on August 22, 2007 10:50:52

4. Also a magic trick of his: Whenever he's with Britney, her kids disappear.

   By BoytoyToArtemis, on August 22, 2007 10:57:55

5. Cameron - It's a MAAHN baby!

   By Matt, on August 22, 2007 11:01:47

6. god, they both need to be dragged to a shower...

   By anonymous, on August 22, 2007 11:10:52

7. Anyone who is a fan of the people mentioned in this article should kill themselves. kthxbye

   By anonymous, on August 22, 2007 11:17:51

8. Cameron's legs are to die for.

   By anonymous, on August 22, 2007 11:22:22

9. Cameron's legs are to die for.
   
   By anonymous, on August 22, 2007 11:22:22
   
   
   then feel free to off yourself and take your Cameron love with you.

   By anonymous, on August 22, 2007 11:43:02

10. God Cameron Diaz is so ugly. Why is she still famous?

    By anonymous, on August 22, 2007 11:43:48

11. Britney is the main reason why first cousins shouldn't marry.

    By reschey, on August 22, 2007 11:56:28

12. I'll bet they both stink like rotten fish...

    By anonymous, on August 22, 2007 12:01:58

13. "...beautiful girls like Cameron and Britney."
    
    Someone give this dude a dictionary.

    By Jim, on August 22, 2007 12:13:18

14. Dude..........I think Im gonna go stare directly into the sun.

    By reschey, on August 22, 2007 12:14:21

15. This must be the same dude who says "normal healthy girls like Kelly."

    By anonymous, on August 22, 2007 12:16:42

16. what the hell is "low level hypnotism"? Loooook into my eyessssss....

    By anonymous, on August 22, 2007 13:14:31

17. I don't think you can do much better than Fred Savage's Floating Head's comment.

    By TheBig28, on August 22, 2007 14:10:22

18. Cameron looks like a stoned version of Jackie Kennedy

    By anonymous, on August 22, 2007 14:12:15

19. Paparazzi coverage is the only press Britney gets anymore.......Pretty freakin sad.

    By anonymous, on August 22, 2007 14:14:30

20. Cameron Diaz has a slammin' bod. I'd fuck her, repeatedly, if she'd submit to STD tests first.

    By No Lie, on August 22, 2007 14:23:36

21. Bono is way cooler

    By anonymous, on August 22, 2007 14:28:25

22. Britney needs to pick up a dicktionary

    By anonymous, on August 22, 2007 14:36:03

23. What a feisty crowd on here. Cant tell if he is trashier than KFed, he has more money so that helps but he looks pretty gnarly.
    
    http://www.ilsvont.com

    By ils vont..., on August 22, 2007 14:43:23

24. I'd like to take a shit on brit's forehead.....and laugh.

    By anonymous, on August 22, 2007 14:43:26

25. Cameron is lookin damn good if you ask me.

    By teddy, on August 22, 2007 17:32:49

26. Jesus, Teddy. You need to get out more.
    
    When these two break up can we have a post that's titled "Britney, where has the magic gone?"??? Then you can crack a joke about her saying "Dash-gum-it! I dunno! I thinkin' it's in the trunk with dem kids I gone and shat out".
    
    Or something to that effect.

    By Vigilante, on August 22, 2007 18:47:06

27. I know someone already posted this but it begged to be restated ... Britney and Cameron are beautiful girls? Both of those are questionable ... tho I guess Britney is techniqually a girl since she popped out a couple of kids ... I'm still skeptical about Cameron ..

    By anonymous, on August 22, 2007 19:10:55

28. Cameron looks like a 48year old dude. YUCK!!!!

    By so what?, on August 22, 2007 21:29:53

29. that guy looks absolutely horrible. I wouldn't let him touch my upholstery, much less my body.

    By anonymous, on August 23, 2007 08:43:36

30. Dude my friend has a poster of Criss Angel in her locker so he must be pretty hot if high school chicks like him.

    By shawn, on August 23, 2007 09:14:27

31. Shawn, if you mean "hot" as in the temperature of fresh puke then I'll agree with you.

    By Vigilante, on August 23, 2007 12:25:49

32. Jesus Christ, Cameron Diaz is heinous. (S)he looks like a fuckin dude.

    By spanky, on August 24, 2007 16:03:58