23 Comments:

1. I think it's hilarious that Trump called them both "fucking messes".
   Yeah, that'll totally make them want to work for him!
   

   By anonymous, on August 21, 2007 09:15:20

2. I wholeheartedly support this idea, especially with Blohan and Hilton. That way, on the finale of the show, some freedom lover can assassinate all three easily.

   By freedom fighter, on August 21, 2007 09:15:34

3. oh thank god todd isnt dead

   By anonymous, on August 21, 2007 09:20:21

4. Why is she cringing so badly in that one photo??
   
   My first thought was she caught a glimpse of her dress in a car window...
   
   But, with her recent bed-hopping, I'll put my money on her suddenly having semen running down her inner thighs.
   
   WHOSE semen though??
   Nevermind guessing, that would take hours....

   By joejoe, on August 21, 2007 09:47:15

5. This would be the best television show ever.

   By anonymous, on August 21, 2007 09:48:35

6. Yeah, Trumpie, that's what she needs: guidance from a blowhard jerk.

   By RensBuddy, on August 21, 2007 10:01:44

7. This is sounding like Charm School... Flava of Trump style.
   Can Kim Kardashian be on it too? The train wreck has got to be complete.

   By anonymous, on August 21, 2007 10:02:01

8. TRUMP CAN CALL IT PROSTITUTE APPRENTICE, WITH AN ALL STAR WHORE CAST

   By THE PUNISHER, on August 21, 2007 10:13:17

9. I was staring at those pictures wondering what Britney was upset about. Was is because of bad news from her lawyer and she just couldn't hold back the tears?
   
   Nah, it looks like she was just reaching for her car keys from the valet. Appears she uses the 'scary-assed mofo' technique to scare valets away so she doesn't have to tip them.

   By anonymous, on August 21, 2007 10:30:36

10. why does she have so much stupid shit on her keychain?? that's bad for your ignition, btw.

    By anonymous, on August 21, 2007 10:32:43

11. why is she always wearing tall boots, and especially suede? doesn't this girl know it's summer..get some air to those smelly feet.

    By anonymous, on August 21, 2007 11:09:25

12. She probably wears boots all the time because she bites her toenails back until they bleed.
    I love her doublechin.

    By kelis, on August 21, 2007 11:12:41

13. Her legs are starting to see better days IMO.

    By anonymous, on August 21, 2007 11:45:26

14. why does she always insist on wearing long shirts as dresses? it's an ugly shirt to begin with...
    
    ugh she is an idiot

    By anonymous, on August 21, 2007 11:56:34

15. Wow! She is looking more and more like her mom!!

    By angie23, on August 21, 2007 12:38:13

16. I heard Trump saying on one of the early Apprentices that he DOES NOT CURSE. He made a big stink about vulgarity. Which was funny because a lawyer friend of mine had the misfortune of having encountered The D on the business field more than once said he cursed like a sailor. Frequently, vulgarly and often.
    
    WTF? Is Trump taking in indigent foundlings now?
    
    Good. Let Trump take on these three witches, aka, the Weird Sisters. That is, if he can get one of them away from the mirror, the other to wear panties and keep her legs together, and the third to actually show up. I think the three of them are enough to destroy the entire Trump empire. Let's hope he gets what he deserves.

    By Sami, on August 21, 2007 13:47:26

17. What shocks me most about poor Britney is how do you go from drop dead gorgeous (Timberlake days) to dog ass ugly? im telling you...stylist, stylist - and stylist. Geez ! get a clue.

    By Honey68, on August 21, 2007 13:47:41

18. Why won't she wear pants? Really. Pants, Brit. Just wear some. Thanks.

    By anonymous, on August 21, 2007 16:07:20

19. why would she wear that to her lawyers office? at all really? geez...

    By anonymous, on August 21, 2007 16:21:01

20. i never thought she was that cute to begin with. she always had down syndrome face to me. and i do remember hearing trump saying he was gonna take "celebrities" and teach them how to become ladies i.e. charm school for the white demographic. flav should sue, lol.

    By Niecy, on August 21, 2007 16:30:33

21. Shitney, Ho-Han, and Parisite... YOU'RE FIRED.

    By anonymous, on August 21, 2007 17:51:25

22. I have lost most of my interest in watching The Apprentice. The whole idea is getting kind of old. But if Trump pulled this off, it would be awesome. Hell, bring K-Fed in as well.

    By Big L, on August 22, 2007 09:28:19

23. hahahahahahahaha he just wants to get his old dick sucked by those whores to see what the fuzz is all about , put the act on tape and sell it , calling it CHEAP WHORES

    By anonymous, on August 22, 2007 09:36:54