Kind of makes sense: Elisa is Parasites faithful lapdog. She has been infected with the Parasite for years now. If a guy is not naturally grossed out by that fact he presumably is sick enough to boink the Parasite itself.
Did anybody else catch that Paris willingly turned down penis for her friend? Damn, maybe she's not such a whorebag after all. I mean, she's totally a whorebag, but just not sooo much of one.
Elisha Cuthbert is bland. I don't know why people make a big deal about her. She's short and has no tits and has a really plain boring face. /don't get it
I wonder if Paris got the lazy eye from the sailor she met the pre-ejaculated while giving head? (Something About Mary) in case you didnt get the joke....
Anyone remember Elisha Cuthbert in "the girl next door"? Smokin hot. Saw her on Kimmel lately, stil godd looking, but getting puffy looking. Going downhill fast. Needs to start working out harder. She seemed to be getting chunky. The sex appeal wasn't there. Maybe she was having a bad day.
Paris needs all the friends she can get. But it still amazes me that anyone would want to have sex with that lazy-eyed whore. Maybe it's like a rite of passage for the mildly rich and famous
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Leave Your CommentHiRes photography is not especially kind to Ms. Cuthbert.
Keep working that hand on the hip pose Paris, eventually it will catch on, you herpes laden petri dish.
By anonymous, on August 28, 2007 09:24:27
You have to love those Canadians,, They rock!!!
By burntfinger, on August 28, 2007 09:38:53
He could've fucked me instead!! I'm very healthy.
By anonymous, on August 28, 2007 09:50:32
Kind of makes sense: Elisa is Parasites faithful lapdog. She has been infected with the Parasite for years now. If a guy is not naturally grossed out by that fact he presumably is sick enough to boink the Parasite itself.
By die Krautsalaten, on August 28, 2007 09:50:51
"He should have just gone in the house and humped the garbage disposal."
Fucking brilliant.
By Jim, on August 28, 2007 09:55:37
Did anybody else catch that Paris willingly turned down penis for her friend? Damn, maybe she's not such a whorebag after all. I mean, she's totally a whorebag, but just not sooo much of one.
By anonymous, on August 28, 2007 10:06:14
THATS WOULD BE LIKE GOING FROM DRIVING A FERRARI TO A RUSTY OLD BANGED UP FORD PINTO
By THE PUNISHER, on August 28, 2007 10:09:11
Mmmmm...mmm...you know it, Burntfinger!
By Vigilante, on August 28, 2007 10:32:46
Elisha Cuthbert is bland. I don't know why people make a big deal about her. She's short and has no tits and has a really plain boring face. /don't get it
By anonymous, on August 28, 2007 10:35:27
This girl's fame was over a year ago. She'll be in a few straight to DVD movies in the next few years, end up with an unwanted pregnancy, and get fat
By anonymous, on August 28, 2007 11:02:28
I wonder if Paris got the lazy eye from the sailor she met the pre-ejaculated while giving head? (Something About Mary) in case you didnt get the joke....
By anonymous, on August 28, 2007 11:07:46
Paris' feet are overpowering those shoes.
It should be illegal for her to even wear open toed shoes....or show her face in public.
By anonymous, on August 28, 2007 11:42:12
That wasn't Something About Mary, honey, that was Old School.
"And then he gave me something else to remember him by...genital herpes. Which I in turn...gave...to the dog"
By Vigilante, on August 28, 2007 12:09:36
Love Paris' wonky eye.
By anonymous, on August 28, 2007 12:38:52
Is this the chick from Ferris Bueller's? That's a lot of surgery man
By anonymous, on August 28, 2007 13:01:52
Downgrade
By anonymous, on August 28, 2007 13:11:23
Dear God! I almost bought that dress Paris is wearing. I'm glad I didn't.
And BTW, I don't have herpes.
By Hyperbole, on August 28, 2007 13:54:59
"serial monagamist"???? That's a new one. Doesn't that just describe most people, and exclude polygamists and swingers?
By Big L, on August 28, 2007 14:02:08
Anyone remember Elisha Cuthbert in "the girl next door"? Smokin hot. Saw her on Kimmel lately, stil godd looking, but getting puffy looking. Going downhill fast. Needs to start working out harder. She seemed to be getting chunky. The sex appeal wasn't there. Maybe she was having a bad day.
By anonymous, on August 28, 2007 14:56:19
How many guys have fucked Paris? I say 300.
By anonymous, on August 28, 2007 14:58:42
Paris needs all the friends she can get. But it still amazes me that anyone would want to have sex with that lazy-eyed whore. Maybe it's like a rite of passage for the mildly rich and famous
By anonymous, on August 28, 2007 15:48:16
Paris turned down cock? Pfff, right. I'd buy that for a dollar.
By anonymous, on August 28, 2007 15:55:53
"She's a serial monogamist, jumping from one relationship to another."
What the hell, stupid Hollywood cunts.
By anonymous, on August 28, 2007 21:04:24
thats one sick bastard, he wants to dip his lil pecker in the dirties holes California has damn dude have some shame
By anonymous, on August 28, 2007 23:41:11
Paris has probably had more men in her than the city in France
By anonymous, on August 29, 2007 03:50:40
Guys ... run as fast as you can >>> to her!! not to my!
By I WANNA GO TO L.A!!!, on August 29, 2007 07:09:15
Vigilante - thanks for reminding me... as soon as i posted it i realized i was wrong.. DOH!
By hates hollywood, on August 29, 2007 12:07:24
wonky eye is BACK!!!!
By anonymous, on August 29, 2007 19:40:11
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