I use to think Pacino was such a great actor, but clearly he doesn't know about the "coke face" (See: Britney and Lohan). Pacino, you let me down, man. Tony Montana should have been puckering those lips like he was about to gobble some cock.
Which of these people started out poor, worked hard, climbed their way to the top, got hooked on alcohol, then drugs, said hello to their little friends, and whose name ends with a Y?
In this country, you gotta pretend to have talent first. Then when you do that, you get the coke. Then, you do more coke. Then, when you can't find any coke, you make this face.
Watching the skank express slow motion train wreck IS the new coke. Stupid spoilt whore shots are pretty much all I need to get up in the morning. The mid gurn juxtaposition of grumpy Brit troll, Lindsay Pruneface and Tony Montana is tragically funny. Tomorrow their inflated self-opinions will propel them further down the greasy pole to Hasbeen town where Mark Hamill is the mayor, Kirstie Alley greets every new resident with half a plate of cookies and Antonio Sabato Jr is busy cleaning toilets whilst electro shocking his abs to perfection… Oh and my caption is: The world is theirs…
"Fallen Pop Star/Drunken Coke Whore played by Britney Spears: $1 million. Fallen Starlet/Drunken Coke Whore played by Lindsay Lohan: $6 million. Fallen Coke Fiend Drug Lord played by Al Pacino: Priceless. For everything you want and more, IDon'tLikeYouInThatWay." by me!
47 Comments:
Leave Your CommentYou're a mum Britney, you should know better.
By anonymous, on August 8, 2007 22:57:00
I use to think Pacino was such a great actor, but clearly he doesn't know about the "coke face" (See: Britney and Lohan). Pacino, you let me down, man. Tony Montana should have been puckering those lips like he was about to gobble some cock.
By anonymous, on August 8, 2007 23:06:08
Say hello to my little cokewhore.
By anonymous, on August 8, 2007 23:25:41
so, does jess simpson do coke too? because they are all doing the coke pout???
Anyways, i guess coke makes you sad. they look sad to me. im gonna flush my coke down the tube now...... no, wait- i want the pout too!
By nikkibeach, on August 8, 2007 23:46:32
reminds me of vegas!!!
By RAGGS, on August 8, 2007 23:47:28
"Her womb is so polluted...BITCH, LESBIAN"
By Booyah Boy, on August 9, 2007 04:43:07
High on life.
By David D., on August 9, 2007 04:52:06
Which of these people started out poor, worked hard, climbed their way to the top, got hooked on alcohol, then drugs, said hello to their little friends, and whose name ends with a Y?
By Rob, on August 9, 2007 04:58:21
The world WAS mine.
By anonymous, on August 9, 2007 05:27:14
What I want to know is why Britney Spears goes swimming with a hat on??
By Oxy Moronovich, on August 9, 2007 05:51:27
coke is a boring drug, i can't see how anyone can get hooked on that crap.
By anonymous, on August 9, 2007 05:52:18
it's either coke or they cant get the bitter taste of semen out of their mouths
By Andrew B, on August 9, 2007 05:57:09
"I always tell the truth, even when I lie"
By x24, on August 9, 2007 06:20:42
"ugh! the drip is terrible!"
By lysistrata, on August 9, 2007 06:31:28
New Coke. Diet Coke. Coke Classic.
By anonymous, on August 9, 2007 06:42:03
Role Model On The Right.
By Cwazola, on August 9, 2007 06:51:24
lol @ 23:25:41
all I can think of is they are all about to yell:
whoooo-aaah!
or someone near them just asked 'who farted?"
By anonymous, on August 9, 2007 07:24:27
"One of these things is not like the other..."
By jason, on August 9, 2007 07:31:42
No. Yes. Fictional dude.
By Jim, on August 9, 2007 07:41:19
Would the best parent out of you three please step forward.....not so fast, britney.
By Jim, on August 9, 2007 07:43:34
Quick, someone get some Gas-X strips to these people!
By anonymous, on August 9, 2007 08:02:56
In this country, you gotta pretend to have talent first. Then when you do that, you get the coke. Then, you do more coke. Then, when you can't find any coke, you make this face.
By bright, on August 9, 2007 08:07:19
remember the girl from cheech and chong "well hey there baby, where have you been all my life?"
proceed with the elephant noises
By anonymous, on August 9, 2007 08:36:00
AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! That is TOO FUNNY!!! good one, jenny!
By mia_uno, on August 9, 2007 08:44:57
Who would have ever thought Tony Montana would be the preferred role model in any line-up?
By anonymous, on August 9, 2007 09:33:30
Watching the skank express slow motion train wreck IS the new coke. Stupid spoilt whore shots are pretty much all I need to get up in the morning. The mid gurn juxtaposition of grumpy Brit troll, Lindsay Pruneface and Tony Montana is tragically funny. Tomorrow their inflated self-opinions will propel them further down the greasy pole to Hasbeen town where Mark Hamill is the mayor, Kirstie Alley greets every new resident with half a plate of cookies and Antonio Sabato Jr is busy cleaning toilets whilst electro shocking his abs to perfection… Oh and my caption is: The world is theirs…
By the Sprayah, on August 9, 2007 09:54:13
Ho, ho, hooah!
By Don Knott's Unstoppable Sex Pony, on August 9, 2007 09:57:34
In Hollywood they say "there's no buisness like show buisness", In their lives it's "there's no buisness like ho buisness".
By Trax, on August 9, 2007 10:07:40
Yeah..."Say hello to my little frienenemy."
Don't know how to spell that.
By Steve, on August 9, 2007 10:10:31
Pretty sure this is the first time I've ever seen Al Pacino compared to either of those two skanks.
By anonymous, on August 9, 2007 10:59:13
"Her womb is so polluted, I can't even have a baby with her, mang."
By Jim, on August 9, 2007 11:05:01
Trax 10:07:40
The word is "business."
By Cletus the Crack-Jawed Yokel, on August 9, 2007 11:32:15
When dez two bitchas come around my little friend sayz goodbye.
By anonymous, on August 9, 2007 11:33:33
UCL
Uncooperative Coke Lips
By kellygrrrl, on August 9, 2007 11:43:07
New Coke. Diet Coke. Coke Classic - the absolute best one here so far!
But you might want to amend it to Coke Zero,New Coke and Coke Classic.
By he'sjustnotintoyou, on August 9, 2007 13:07:56
keepin' coke SEXY!
By anonymous, on August 9, 2007 13:48:35
"Say hello to my topless little drunk whore"
By anonymous, on August 9, 2007 15:19:58
There's no business like snow business.
By Ken Mehlman, on August 9, 2007 17:17:33
Monkey see no evil, monkey hear no ev...wait, who we kiddin? Monkey, Monkey, MONTANA!
By anonymous, on August 9, 2007 17:29:04
nice. Damn, they suck extra hard because you know they're getting the best fukking chit, maign.
By Crab Eyes, on August 9, 2007 20:48:58
he's the only one who could make me look down if they said " say hello to my little friend"
By Luke, on August 9, 2007 21:03:46
CAPTION:
"Fallen Pop Star/Drunken Coke Whore played by Britney Spears: $1 million. Fallen Starlet/Drunken Coke Whore played by Lindsay Lohan: $6 million. Fallen Coke Fiend Drug Lord played by Al Pacino: Priceless.
For everything you want and more, IDon'tLikeYouInThatWay."
by me!
By Madeline, on August 9, 2007 22:57:52
Thizz Face...
By Logitek, on August 10, 2007 03:06:09
Britney: EEEAAAAAAHHHHH
Lindsay: EEEAAAAAAHHHHH
Al: Are they gone yet?
By kaspi, on August 10, 2007 03:08:45
Oops I crapped my pants
By amanda-la, on August 10, 2007 05:49:51
Are you sure they're not on E ?
Everytime I look at that picture I can't believe that Lindsey looks that high. Any Idiot from a mile away could see she's fucked off her ass.
By Jen#2, on August 10, 2007 13:49:23
Yet only one them was gunned from behind!
By anonymous, on August 14, 2007 12:43:16
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