To the douchebag who called her Spiczilla, I hope she squirts out 1000 half-Mexican, half-French babies to take away your jobs and fuck your daughters silly.
Hey a-holes, you can only hope the teenager you knock up looks half as good as Salma Hayek does pregnant. Go fuck yourselves (or resume jerking off to pictures of your "girlfriend from Canada." Toodles.
Really. What's up with the woman hating??? Haven't any of you known a pregnant woman?? Oh, wait. Of course not. You could only wish your mother looked half as good as this when she was carrying your sorry asses.
dissing the physical appearance of a pregnant woman is pretty retarded. I guess when you're knocked up you have to weigh like 125lbs and have washboard abs.
I'm not really into pregnant women but her breasseses sure do look sweet.
As for those people that do think she's huge and unattractive, Eddie Murphy's coined a phrase I've used for years....goonygoogoo...I believe it was his aunt ginnie (I think - spelling ??). A classic.
If the fine people here at IDLYITW can find the clip on youtube, it's from his 1985 comedy album, and funny as hell.
Hey, Close Parentheses, thanks for pointing that out. I'm pregnant--I forget things sometimes. Sometimes when I have to choose between being a decent human being and having perfect grammar and spelling, I choose the first one!
Here you go, Cas. Although I have no idea how that bit relates to the fact that Salma's going to give birth to a four-year-old. She looks awesome, though.
Just imagine the thunderous farts she must produce after her nightly ice-cream & burrito binge. Her farts must be absolutely...transcendental. Her farts are probably responsible for all the mudslides and wildfires in LA.
I still remember her sexy dance in the movie From Dusk Till Dawn. Unforgettable. And to all the dumb fucks who saying she's fat need to get raped by Britney, Paris and Lindsay.
Dickie, It has little to do with Salma except for the people that think she does work at Monster Inc. I've used that word ever since, (gooneygoogoo) but not to describe pregnant women. I think I may start a wiki page on that word if it hasn't been done already....I giggle every time I think of it.
Apparently she's developed gestational diabetes which is responsible for her massive weight gain, and is also dangerous for the baby as they tend to be very large. So make fun of the sick pregnant lady you jerk.....
Her arms do not look big. She just has the problem any other petite woman has when they get pregnant, they become all belly and boobs because they're short. At least she isn't like some Hollywood starts that try and only gain 20 pounds and end up with underweight, unhealthy baby.
Comes a time where being THAT pregnant for THIS long becomes a danger to the child and the mother. When is her due date?? October?? She looked ready in MAY!
Better watch out: holding onto baby in utero longer than nine months might get her a visit from the child neglect po-leece.
And here I thought she was a lezzie with that freak Cruz. Unless she's just using a man for the obvious and for the time being. Wonder if this one will have the c-section/tummy tuck special like all the rest. Amazing how much a woman can streeetttttccccchhhh.
Seeing Salma pregnant makes me think exactly one thing - fuck Nicole Richie. Of course, I also think the exact same thing when I go to church or eat peas, so that's not really unusual.
This post reminds me of that asshole I saw once on Jerry Springer that cheated on his pregnant wife cause she was "fat". Fuck you assholes. Considering the ammount of extra weight she is carrying around that's giving her lower back problems she still took the time to look damn good.
her arms and legs do not look swollen of big. She's petite and her belly and boobs are big, that's it. She's not sick and she's not fat, she is a normal woman who does not have the rail thin body or genes of other hollywood actresses, and also she does not look as in the same diet as Nicole richie or others.
her arms and legs do not look swollen of big. She's petite and her belly and boobs are big, that's it. She's not sick and she's not fat, she is a normal woman who does not have the rail thin body or genes of other hollywood actresses, and also she does not look as in the same diet as Nicole richie or others.
At least she looks like a real pregnant woman, not like most of the so called Hollywood women!!!....who have fake belly's for a couple of months....Then SHAZAM they're back to looking like a young boy again....As Rabbie Burns wrote.....If God would the giftie gie us to see ourselves as others see us
All of you talking smack about a pregnant woman can go fuck yourselves. That is the lowest form of scumbag thing I've ever heard of. How the fuck do you think you all go here, geniuses??? She's NOT fat, she's carrying a baby. ASSHOLES!!!!!
Anyone who calls this woman fat is a piece of shit. What the fuck do any of you think your mothers looked like when they were pregnant with your stupid asses?
45 Comments:
Leave Your CommentArrrrgh!!!! It's SPICZILLA!
By anonymous, on August 21, 2007 11:04:54
Fattie.
By bv, on August 21, 2007 11:06:50
fuck off you guys
shes pregnant
and still beautiful
poor girl looks so uncomfortable
hope she pops soon
By youguyssuck, on August 21, 2007 11:08:40
To the douchebag who called her Spiczilla, I hope she squirts out 1000 half-Mexican, half-French babies to take away your jobs and fuck your daughters silly.
By anonymous, on August 21, 2007 11:13:53
Hey a-holes, you can only hope the teenager you knock up looks half as good as Salma Hayek does pregnant. Go fuck yourselves (or resume jerking off to pictures of your "girlfriend from Canada." Toodles.
By anonymous, on August 21, 2007 11:17:17
Hey Einstein, you forgot me.
By Close Parentheses, on August 21, 2007 11:19:39
Really.
What's up with the woman hating??? Haven't any of you known a pregnant woman?? Oh, wait. Of course not. You could only wish your mother looked half as good as this when she was carrying your sorry asses.
By Infantile Assholes, on August 21, 2007 11:20:11
dissing the physical appearance of a pregnant woman is pretty retarded. I guess when you're knocked up you have to weigh like 125lbs and have washboard abs.
By prettyboy, on August 21, 2007 11:22:49
I'm not really into pregnant women but her breasseses sure do look sweet.
As for those people that do think she's huge and unattractive, Eddie Murphy's coined a phrase I've used for years....goonygoogoo...I believe it was his aunt ginnie (I think - spelling ??). A classic.
If the fine people here at IDLYITW can find the clip on youtube, it's from his 1985 comedy album, and funny as hell.
By Cas, on August 21, 2007 11:24:54
Mmmmm....Fat Mexican Whore. (drool)
By Homer Simpson, on August 21, 2007 11:26:28
Hey, Close Parentheses, thanks for pointing that out. I'm pregnant--I forget things sometimes. Sometimes when I have to choose between being a decent human being and having perfect grammar and spelling, I choose the first one!
By anonymous, on August 21, 2007 11:27:19
She looks like "Gunner" only pg & w/o top hat.
By anonymous, on August 21, 2007 11:28:22
LMAO at Working for Monsters INC!
By justin, on August 21, 2007 11:29:08
Here you go, Cas. Although I have no idea how that bit relates to the fact that Salma's going to give birth to a four-year-old. She looks awesome, though.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZAaRLuBDQtc
By Dickie Hateface, on August 21, 2007 11:30:57
I'd still fuck her.
By Jim, on August 21, 2007 11:31:13
Just imagine the thunderous farts she must produce after her nightly ice-cream & burrito binge. Her farts must be absolutely...transcendental. Her farts are probably responsible for all the mudslides and wildfires in LA.
By anonymous, on August 21, 2007 11:34:26
Pregnant women are gross.
By anonymous, on August 21, 2007 11:35:02
^ moron. not funny.
By anonymous, on August 21, 2007 11:36:49
I still remember her sexy dance in the movie From Dusk Till Dawn. Unforgettable. And to all the dumb fucks who saying she's fat need to get raped by Britney, Paris and Lindsay.
By anonymous, on August 21, 2007 11:37:22
I LOVED being pregnant, but this late in pregnancy is not fun, and it's still Summer time! Poor Salma. She still looks sexy though! :)
By anonymous, on August 21, 2007 11:38:46
Dickie,
It has little to do with Salma except for the people that think she does work at Monster Inc. I've used that word ever since, (gooneygoogoo) but not to describe pregnant women.
I think I may start a wiki page on that word if it hasn't been done already....I giggle every time I think of it.
FN hilarious. And thanks for posting the clip.
By Cas, on August 21, 2007 11:40:47
Apparently she's developed gestational diabetes which is responsible for her massive weight gain, and is also dangerous for the baby as they tend to be very large. So make fun of the sick pregnant lady you jerk.....
By anonymous, on August 21, 2007 11:47:42
Her arms do not look big. She just has the problem any other petite woman has when they get pregnant, they become all belly and boobs because they're short. At least she isn't like some Hollywood starts that try and only gain 20 pounds and end up with underweight, unhealthy baby.
By anonymous, on August 21, 2007 12:10:47
BOOM-BABBA BOOM-BABBA BOOM-BABBA
By anonymous, on August 21, 2007 12:15:07
Fuck you. She's a goddess.
By anonymous, on August 21, 2007 12:16:36
Pop goes the weasel cuz the weasel goes, pfffft.
haha, push it beyotch!
By Shammy, on August 21, 2007 12:36:28
The goddess of taco-shits.
By anonymous, on August 21, 2007 12:52:17
Comes a time where being THAT pregnant for THIS long becomes a danger to the child and the mother. When is her due date?? October?? She looked ready in MAY!
Better watch out: holding onto baby in utero longer than nine months might get her a visit from the child neglect po-leece.
And here I thought she was a lezzie with that freak Cruz. Unless she's just using a man for the obvious and for the time being. Wonder if this one will have the c-section/tummy tuck special like all the rest. Amazing how much a woman can streeetttttccccchhhh.
By SWF, on August 21, 2007 13:00:46
Seeing Salma pregnant makes me think exactly one thing - fuck Nicole Richie. Of course, I also think the exact same thing when I go to church or eat peas, so that's not really unusual.
By Pontius Pirate, on August 21, 2007 13:06:53
Pregnant, with an ugly dress and rebellious hair. And I think I'd still marry her today. What a woman, geez...
By anonymous, on August 21, 2007 14:33:28
This post reminds me of that asshole I saw once on Jerry Springer that cheated on his pregnant wife cause she was "fat". Fuck you assholes. Considering the ammount of extra weight she is carrying around that's giving her lower back problems she still took the time to look damn good.
By anonymous, on August 21, 2007 14:39:53
She is a very small person. I feel for her.
By Connie, on August 21, 2007 15:06:22
you adolescent guys have no idea what hot and sexy is!
By anonymous, on August 21, 2007 15:12:23
her arms and legs do not look swollen of big. She's petite and her belly and boobs are big, that's it. She's not sick and she's not fat, she is a normal woman who does not have the rail thin body or genes of other hollywood actresses, and also she does not look as in the same diet as Nicole richie or others.
By marina, on August 21, 2007 15:47:48
her arms and legs do not look swollen of big. She's petite and her belly and boobs are big, that's it. She's not sick and she's not fat, she is a normal woman who does not have the rail thin body or genes of other hollywood actresses, and also she does not look as in the same diet as Nicole richie or others.
By marina, on August 21, 2007 15:47:57
"jesus christ" you people are fucking racist.
By prettyboy, on August 21, 2007 16:28:33
At least she looks like a real pregnant woman, not like most of the so called Hollywood women!!!....who have fake belly's for a couple of months....Then SHAZAM they're back to looking like a young boy again....As Rabbie Burns wrote.....If God would the giftie gie us to see ourselves as others see us
By Highland Mary, on August 21, 2007 21:33:34
All of you talking smack about a pregnant woman can go fuck yourselves. That is the lowest form of scumbag thing I've ever heard of. How the fuck do you think you all go here, geniuses??? She's NOT fat, she's carrying a baby. ASSHOLES!!!!!
By anonymous, on August 22, 2007 07:44:27
Looks like her boobs are growing exponentially with her belly.
By Cinthia, on August 22, 2007 08:06:58
come on selma spread your legs and let that kid out shit woman let it go he or she needs its freedom pop pop pop pop pop pop that kid
By anonymous, on August 22, 2007 09:26:43
anonymous 07:44:27
Eat a bowl of dicks, you hyperactive fucktard.
By anomalous, on August 22, 2007 10:22:53
You've said horrible things about this beautiful pregnant woman. Now think of sending them to your mother. Pigs.
By Annoyed, on August 22, 2007 10:55:03
Annoyed 10:55:03
Fuck you and your mother too, douchetard. Nobody gets a free pass on this site.
By The Hateful Avenger, on August 22, 2007 11:18:31
Anyone who calls this woman fat is a piece of shit. What the fuck do any of you think your mothers looked like when they were pregnant with your stupid asses?
By jew-jew, on August 22, 2007 16:43:29
She's pregnant. So give her a break. I think there's like gallons of milk in her boobs! The french guy sure is lucky. Boobs galore!
By anonymous, on August 22, 2007 22:49:37
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