This is a joyous day for every man who likes a sexy little midget chick with regular hands. Midget hand are better, though, because they make your dick look bigger when they grab it, and me being white, I need all the optical illusion I can get.
Too short for my taste. She looks like she could be medically diagnosed with a form of dwarfism. She has that really big head and stumpy little body that little people have.
OH, I agree Jim, pancake tits for sure, nasty, to bad she didn't spent the money she did on her face rather than her boobs... she might of looked fukable with the lights off. YIKES SHE'S AN ALIEN! RUN!!!! :O
hahahaha all of the comments about height and being overrated; just too funny. This girl is so naturally beautiful especially compared to the scum shit that is usually posted on here. I've seen her in person and unlike many, many women in hollywierd, she doesn't need a bunch of makeup or a boob job. 100% natural beauty. 4' tall or 6' tall, the coochy usually feels the same. The nice thing about Hayden is she can blow you without getting on her knees.
One look at her mom proves how fucked up this girl is going to be. Hayden is going to be just another Blowhan and Shitney Spears with showbiz whore moms. Hayden already parties and drinks at trendy LA nightclubs.
i also do not understand all the hype about this girl. she's cute, but not any better looking than girls i see in the morning on my walk to the coffee shop or into work. i think the allure might just be that she's so young. but i seriously don't see what all of the excitement is about.
She looks 11 my ass! In that close pic with the flowers, she looks 40 easily.
Yeah, add one to the people who don't quite get the hype. She's cute as hell, but her appeal is as ordinary as, I don't know, some random pretty chick you see on the street, give her a look, think "I'd tap that" and go on hang yourself as usual.
Okay, it's not like I don't usually laugh out loud at the stuff you guys post, but those pics of Hayden's mom have had me giggling like a little school girl for 10 minutes!
"Mommy" looks like a drunk tranny in that first pic, and the second looks like she's on the recieving end of one of those alien anal probes for a change, as opposed to handing them out!
shes not pretty so i dont see the fuss over this girl. she looks like a typical average white chick who happens to be like 4'9". Ontop of that she looks like a lil kid. Anyone who finds her attractive is into lil girls.
Does her mom really think she looks good??? Why would you go out in public like that. Lady, put on a bra and put a bag over your head before you go out into the world. PLLLLEEEEAAAASSSSSEEEEE!!!!!!!
the girl has talent and some brains but now that she can go out because she is an "adult" ,she will be drinking and getting all shitface and be another skank like P H or fuckedupney ,and loser lohan ,, lets hope she does not do that shit and fallows the footsteps of SCARLETT JOHANSEN and the others that are not out there getting arrested like comom whores
ok , i was going to blast you about picking on attractive older women until i opened the pics, she is hard to look at, looks a little like one of those plastic surgery gone wrong babes. remember what they say, and we guys all know this, look at the mom before you marry them, scary.
If her mother had crappy plastic surgery then Hayden may very well age well. You can't compare her to a train wreck like that if it's not what nature intended.
And judging on how MOST of the women in H-wood that had plastic surgery...they definitely would have looked better if they left well enough alone.
God, can this trend die soon, please? Or in 40 years I'm going to be only old lady who looks remotely like my former self!
If I had my wish I would do them both at the same time- how cool would that be? -but if I had to choose one, it would be the daughter. Her mother is disgusting. It would be like making out with a Chucky doll.
42 Comments:
Leave Your CommentHayden's mom has pancake tits.
By Jim, on August 21, 2007 11:32:00
Hayden's mom has hide-your-drugs-under-here tits...
By joejoe, on August 21, 2007 11:36:29
This is a joyous day for every man who likes a sexy little midget chick with regular hands. Midget hand are better, though, because they make your dick look bigger when they grab it, and me being white, I need all the optical illusion I can get.
By anonymous, on August 21, 2007 11:36:52
As far as my right hand is concerned, she's been legal for about 5 years now.
By J-Bird, on August 21, 2007 11:37:07
Too short for my taste. She looks like she could be medically diagnosed with a form of dwarfism. She has that really big head and stumpy little body that little people have.
By anonymous, on August 21, 2007 11:40:11
ugh don't understand the hype about her...she's not that attractive
By anonymous, on August 21, 2007 11:43:32
Her mom looks like an alien.
By anonymous, on August 21, 2007 11:44:00
Hayden is such a super duper cutie!
Now, mom on the other hand could make onions cry. They should copy that mugg and make it into a halloween mask...it would be a top seller!!!
By menlo park, on August 21, 2007 11:54:44
WHO is she???
By anonymous, on August 21, 2007 11:58:05
I would do her if she was alittle taller.
By ryan, on August 21, 2007 12:09:46
Definitely worth a pack of rubbers folks
By anonymous, on August 21, 2007 12:21:44
Legally Gross & Overrated... sure! =)
By Shammy, on August 21, 2007 12:30:40
OH, I agree Jim, pancake tits for sure, nasty, to bad she didn't spent the money she did on her face rather than her boobs... she might of looked fukable with the lights off. YIKES SHE'S AN ALIEN! RUN!!!! :O
By Shammy, on August 21, 2007 12:34:09
Normally I'd say I'd tap that ass, but fortunately I've outgrown my midget porn phase.
By anonymous, on August 21, 2007 12:51:42
hahahaha all of the comments about height and being overrated; just too funny. This girl is so naturally beautiful especially compared to the scum shit that is usually posted on here. I've seen her in person and unlike many, many women in hollywierd, she doesn't need a bunch of makeup or a boob job. 100% natural beauty. 4' tall or 6' tall, the coochy usually feels the same. The nice thing about Hayden is she can blow you without getting on her knees.
By chuggdog, on August 21, 2007 13:11:39
One look at her mom proves how fucked up this girl is going to be. Hayden is going to be just another Blowhan and Shitney Spears with showbiz whore moms. Hayden already parties and drinks at trendy LA nightclubs.
By anonymous, on August 21, 2007 13:14:00
Average. Nothing more, nothing less. She's one disney movie away from being a d-lister. Especially once her show ends.
By anonymous, on August 21, 2007 13:30:14
i also do not understand all the hype about this girl. she's cute, but not any better looking than girls i see in the morning on my walk to the coffee shop or into work. i think the allure might just be that she's so young. but i seriously don't see what all of the excitement is about.
By anonymous, on August 21, 2007 13:41:19
Her mom reminds me so much of Blohan's mom. Hayden will be in rehab and wrecking cars on the LA freeway within the next 2 years. Trust.
By anonymous, on August 21, 2007 13:57:53
anyone wanna bet when we see her in playboy? Over/Under is 19 months
By Octavious Melman, on August 21, 2007 13:58:59
The mom reminds me of Jaime Pressley(sp), if JP had addictions to cocaine, Botox and Mystic Tan.
By anonymous, on August 21, 2007 14:26:06
She looks 11 my ass! In that close pic with the flowers, she looks 40 easily.
Yeah, add one to the people who don't quite get the hype. She's cute as hell, but her appeal is as ordinary as, I don't know, some random pretty chick you see on the street, give her a look, think "I'd tap that" and go on hang yourself as usual.
By anonymous, on August 21, 2007 14:31:45
Plain Jane
By anonymous, on August 21, 2007 14:35:21
I'll bet my 07 911 cab that this girl never see's Playboy
By chuggdog, on August 21, 2007 14:41:10
Okay, it's not like I don't usually laugh out loud at the stuff you guys post, but those pics of Hayden's mom have had me giggling like a little school girl for 10 minutes!
"Mommy" looks like a drunk tranny in that first pic, and the second looks like she's on the recieving end of one of those alien anal probes for a change, as opposed to handing them out!
Funny shit!
By misterfusion, on August 21, 2007 14:54:30
Hayden's eyebrows are shaped all wrong for her face, and her mother, omg, I don't even know where to start.
By anonymous, on August 21, 2007 14:59:26
Hayden is nothing special at all, but she will be when she slowly morphs into her mom. The hills have eyes.
By anonymous, on August 21, 2007 15:21:35
who the f cares? this girl is so vanilla, so boring.
i'll take a cracked out lohan over her any day!
By anonymous, on August 21, 2007 15:56:56
shes not pretty so i dont see the fuss over this girl. she looks like a typical average white chick who happens to be like 4'9". Ontop of that she looks like a lil kid. Anyone who finds her attractive is into lil girls.
By prettyboy, on August 21, 2007 16:31:58
She's legal to drink here in Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada now! Come on up here and let's go clubbing, baby! Don't forget your black high heels!
By anonymous, on August 21, 2007 18:20:35
Does her mom really think she looks good??? Why would you go out in public like that. Lady, put on a bra and put a bag over your head before you go out into the world. PLLLLEEEEAAAASSSSSEEEEE!!!!!!!
By anonymous, on August 21, 2007 21:32:06
Looks like White Oprah version 2.0 is on the horizion...
By anonymous, on August 21, 2007 22:47:47
Beware! Hayden going to transform into that THING with her in a few years. You got to go with the gals with Moms you'd still whip it out for.
By JTG, on August 22, 2007 05:25:11
Ah. I can now bust a nut to her photos without guilt. As if I was feeling guilty in the first place.
By Sevenmack, on August 22, 2007 06:39:21
What's that saying again? If you want to see what you'll be waking up next to in twenty years, check out her Mom?
Sorry guys, the best you can hope for is that she was switched at birth.
By Vigilante, on August 22, 2007 06:49:40
the girl has talent and some brains but now that she can go out because she is an "adult" ,she will be drinking and getting all shitface and be another skank like P H or fuckedupney ,and loser lohan ,, lets hope she does not do that shit and fallows the footsteps of SCARLETT JOHANSEN and the others that are not out there getting arrested like comom whores
By anonymous, on August 22, 2007 09:25:06
That "thing" behind Hayden is her future, Mwahahaha
By Kacky, on August 22, 2007 10:11:23
ok , i was going to blast you about picking on attractive older women until i opened the pics, she is hard to look at, looks a little like one of those plastic surgery gone wrong babes. remember what they say, and we guys all know this, look at the mom before you marry them, scary.
By brick195969, on August 22, 2007 10:57:31
Not so fast, everyone.
If her mother had crappy plastic surgery then Hayden may very well age well. You can't compare her to a train wreck like that if it's not what nature intended.
And judging on how MOST of the women in H-wood that had plastic surgery...they definitely would have looked better if they left well enough alone.
God, can this trend die soon, please? Or in 40 years I'm going to be only old lady who looks remotely like my former self!
By Scared in NJ, on August 22, 2007 11:25:19
she is fair game now. bring on the nipple slips
By anonymous, on August 23, 2007 01:43:47
If I had my wish I would do them both at the same time- how cool would that be? -but if I had to choose one, it would be the daughter. Her mother is disgusting. It would be like making out with a Chucky doll.
By Micropede, on August 23, 2007 05:41:21
omg hayden is frekkin overrated ..like seriously facial structure= baad! fake hai contacts !...such a lill piggy!
By anonymous, on September 21, 2007 11:31:54
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