As a gay man, I would love it if this were actually true. So, Jake and Kirsten had a loud confrontation when they broke up...that would have made it into the news before now. He was busted by the West Hollywood cops and taken in before being released....reporters would have gotten the police report and went public with it. These are just rumours created by some str8 guy that's jealous because Jake is prettier than them, or some bitch that got dissed by him. With that said, if he really is gay, that mother fucker could go brokeback on me all night long! I can't tell you how many loads I've spilled over this hunk!
Heath Ledger is gonna be PISSED. I mean, if two straight actors pretend that they are gay for a movie role, it's ok because they are just acting. But if one of those actors is actually gay, that makes him someone who just made out with a gay guy. That automatically makes Heath gay. It's not my decision, it's just the law or something.
I dont believe it, if he were actually gay when he did Broke Back mountain it would have been a perfect oppotunity to come out. Doesnt make any sense. Not true at all!
Jake G. has a really crazy fanbase of chicks who are in complete denial of his homosexuality (ex: anonymous 11:13:03), and they will never believe Jake's gay even if they saw him in person sucking some guy's cock.
I am shocked by this turn of events. Also, I love that anon 10:52:54 thinks that everyone who has an Ipod is gay. Thats the best comment in IDLYITW history.
Then what was the deal with Reese Witherspoon? I mean, there's the possibility that the guy is Bi, but if he likes the guys, why not come out? Its not like it kills your acting career: Rupert Everett, Ian McKellan, David Hyde Pierce etc. I think this story is made up, and the only reason people go after him and not Heath is bc Heath got married/had a kid asap after Brokeback!
It is well circulated in Hollywood that Jake is gay. If he is, he should be allowed to live his life, and not take any sh*t for it. And if it ruins his career, that would be a shame, but I think he has to live truthfully to be happy.
Everyone in the gay community in Hollywood knows he's gay. We seem him with his boyfriends all the time and they are very affectionate. He shouldn't be forced out of the closet though. It will ruin his career. There are still too many religious bigots who would be very angry and he would lose a lot of his female fans.
DUMB RETARDS..the ipod comment referred to gay as being trendy, trendy such as the ipod. So if these fags want to be gay or trendy, then go all-in trendy and get an ipod as well, which is very trendy.
@ 10:46 - I'm sure Heath knew. Heath is a really down to Earth guy and wouldn't care if Jake is gay. Heath is probably bi anyway. Most of Hollywood is gay or bi.
I'm not trendy (or gay) and I have an ipod. So does my husband. I don't think he's gay, but I digress. I love cute gay couples with babies, so that's great for them. As far as him being bi, most of the gay men I know like to kiss girls, and sometimes screw them too. But they would never fall in love with one.
Jake's psycho ass fangirls would not be happy if he came out. He should stay in the closet. His female fans are really fucking crazy, they might even kill him. Poor Toothy :(
First off the same people keep saying that it is well known in the gay hollywood community that Jake is gay and is seen out with his boyfriend all the time. That line is such crap, anybody can say that. Just because you say it's so doesn't make it so. The gayfanboys are the ones who hang onto Jake so tight, he just has to be one of theirs, so they make things up like they know
Jake has these things called "lawyers" who he pays to do things like "sue people" who publish pics of him doing gay things with his boyfriends. That's the reason you never see these pics on websites and in magazines. He's so fuckin rich and his mommy and daddy are even more rich, and have lots of Hollywood connections.
Jake G. buys the rights to the photographs before they get to anyone. He pays more than any magazine does. It's very common. You would be surprised how many of these "Hollywood hunks" are gay gay gay. ;)
People have been gay/bisexual since the beginning of time. It's human sexuality. No big deal. Everyone should really quit freaking out. Geo. Bush Jr. invaded another country & started a hellish war that ruined the US's reputation all around the world....but since Jake is rumored to be gay, that's somehow MUCH worse. Ooooh, the scary gay Jake. He might invade my house and start a war with my Mudd jeans and tell everyone I have 2 pair of butt-ugly Ugg boots in the back of my shoe rack, which will in turn RUIN my shoe-savvy reputation. Shiver me fucking timbers.
Fuck you, prick. I wasn't trying to go for a CNN commentary asshole. BTW, CNN was discussing Jake's rumored possible gayness earlier last week on one of their celebrity news segments as well. Aw, but I guess you like comments like one posted earlier that read: "what a fanny bandit." That's obviously more on your level. Get your head out of your own twat, you boring person.
So the dude is gay. Or isn't. Either way it doesn't make any difference. Whether you are some random fangirl or fanguy it's all a fantasy you don't have a chance in hell. He's rich and famous and you...are you. Which is fine but you aren't going to be dating/scewing/marrying/having babies with Jake Gylsdkjhuierhall any time soon. Or ever.
Amanda, you're right with both of your posts! Even though you've got Uggs, which are mucho ugly, it shouldn't ruin your reputation...everyone makes mistakes.
I live in the south and believe it or not, I've only "run into" 1 person in my life that didn't like me based solely on the fact that I'm gay. I blame that damn "blue collar tv" and how popular it's become to embrace backwoods, hillbilly, improper english habits.
Amanda -- "Geo. Bush Jr. invaded another country & started a hellish war that ruined the US's reputation all around the world....but since Jake is rumored to be gay, that's somehow MUCH worse."
You should know that all the politicians are involved in a gay Satan-worshipping cult. That is also why so many priests are homosexual -- they actually start a pedophile crime ring and block out the good priests. Look up the name "Jeff Gannon" or type in "Franklin Murder Case." But you're free to go on thinking that gays are all saintly, what with their dungeons and promiscuity and glory holes and other such marvellous inventions that the angels sing about in heaven.
If he were were gay why would he date someone like Reese Witherspoon, who goes to extreme lengths to avoid being photographed with him. I'm sure there are a million publicity whore actresses who would be more than happy to be his public beard. Doesn't add up...
18:23:57: Jake is gorgeous and talented, and your AIDS joke just makes you and your conservative, ignorant kind look like the pigs you are. Long Live Gay Jake, His Boyfriend, & Their Baby!!!
18:30, how do you know that guy is conservative, just because he posted a one-liner AIDS joke? I've heard plenty of Democrats make sick-ass jokes 10x worse than that.
I never understand why people applaud celebrities having or adopting children. How do you know they'll be good parents? Because they have money or because they are attractive and smile at the camera?
I don't know if he's gay or not, but the part about him having sex in his SUV with a guy doesn't ring true. Why wouldn't he just go to the guy's house, or his own house, to do that? Why risk getting caught in public?
I'm disappointed but kind of resigned. Jake seems to be the complete opposite of your average Hollwood actor - talented, intelligent, low-key. I think it's a bit of a loss to us girls to be honest. Having said that - like a lot of people here, it's not the biggest shock in the world is it? I hope he isn't bullied into coming out though because I actually do think that people are so narrow minded that it will have an adverse effect on his career. Good luck to him whatever happens though.
Um, someone mentioned Jake losing his female fans? Hell-oo? I pegged him as gay first time I saw him. It is OBVIOUS. He is effeminate. A softie. An emoticon. Unmanly. Too convincing in Brokeback. What the hell women find him sexy other than transsexual men? Coming out won't hurt him. I doubt anyone really cares that much, and am pretty sure everyone's figured it out by now. Except poor Reese Witherspoon who should fire whatever crackheaded publicist who talked her into being photographed and linked romantically to Gyllie in the rags. One would think HER career would suffer more than his after that.
If only this were true, he'd be a bit more interesting. I don't understand how this can be true of Kirsten Dunst made that statement that she hadn't gotten over him and considered getting back with him someday. WTH?
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By Judge Narcissus, on August 27, 2007 10:41:09
I hope they have a boy and they name it Chauncey. Or Ashley. Or Brooke.
Brokeback Brooke. That would be sweet.
By Vigilante, on August 27, 2007 10:44:24
As a gay man, I would love it if this were actually true. So, Jake and Kirsten had a loud confrontation when they broke up...that would have made it into the news before now. He was busted by the West Hollywood cops and taken in before being released....reporters would have gotten the police report and went public with it.
These are just rumours created by some str8 guy that's jealous because Jake is prettier than them, or some bitch that got dissed by him. With that said, if he really is gay, that mother fucker could go brokeback on me all night long! I can't tell you how many loads I've spilled over this hunk!
By Justin, on August 27, 2007 10:45:15
You mean there are actually gay people in Hollywood? Seriously, who cares.
By anonymous, on August 27, 2007 10:45:29
Heath Ledger is gonna be PISSED.
I mean, if two straight actors pretend that they are gay for a movie role, it's ok because they are just acting.
But if one of those actors is actually gay, that makes him someone who just made out with a gay guy.
That automatically makes Heath gay. It's not my decision, it's just the law or something.
By anonymous, on August 27, 2007 10:46:43
How sweet, Jake's man carries the groceries...
Based on that alone, I'd say Jake is the woman/catcher in that relationship.
By joejoe, on August 27, 2007 10:52:41
Oh boy, looks who's gay now. Times are getting bad when it's now trendy to be gay. Get an Ipod and seal the deal.
By anonymous, on August 27, 2007 10:52:54
But, he was such a masculine leading man in that silver screen masterpiece: Bubble Boy.
By J-Bird, on August 27, 2007 10:52:57
10:52:54, yeah, it's totally gay to listen to music.
What a fucking retard you are.
By anonymous, on August 27, 2007 10:56:23
How can they got pregnant if he farted it all out?
By anonymous, on August 27, 2007 10:57:27
like the spandex running pants didn't already prove this? hahahah! ;-)
By Shammy, on August 27, 2007 11:10:46
I dont believe it, if he were actually gay when he did Broke Back mountain it would have been a perfect oppotunity to come out. Doesnt make any sense. Not true at all!
By anonymous, on August 27, 2007 11:13:03
Jake G. has a really crazy fanbase of chicks who are in complete denial of his homosexuality (ex: anonymous 11:13:03), and they will never believe Jake's gay even if they saw him in person sucking some guy's cock.
By anonymous, on August 27, 2007 11:17:13
anon, are you KIDDING? Why would he be allowed to affect the movies outcome by choosing THAT time to come out. DUH!!! It's probably why he waited.
By Libraesque, on August 27, 2007 11:21:21
I am shocked by this turn of events. Also, I love that anon 10:52:54 thinks that everyone who has an Ipod is gay. Thats the best comment in IDLYITW history.
By Jim, on August 27, 2007 11:47:55
Then what was the deal with Reese Witherspoon? I mean, there's the possibility that the guy is Bi, but if he likes the guys, why not come out? Its not like it kills your acting career: Rupert Everett, Ian McKellan, David Hyde Pierce etc. I think this story is made up, and the only reason people go after him and not Heath is bc Heath got married/had a kid asap after Brokeback!
By anonymous, on August 27, 2007 11:51:10
It is well circulated in Hollywood that Jake is gay. If he is, he should be allowed to live his life, and not take any sh*t for it.
And if it ruins his career, that would be a shame, but I think he has to live truthfully to be happy.
By anonymous, on August 27, 2007 11:52:45
Isn't Jake G really the infamous Toothy Tile that Ted at E! Awful Truth has been saying will "come out" soon?
By anonymous, on August 27, 2007 11:57:04
Everyone in the gay community in Hollywood knows he's gay. We seem him with his boyfriends all the time and they are very affectionate. He shouldn't be forced out of the closet though. It will ruin his career. There are still too many religious bigots who would be very angry and he would lose a lot of his female fans.
By anonymous, on August 27, 2007 12:00:34
DUMB RETARDS..the ipod comment referred to gay as being trendy, trendy such as the ipod. So if these fags want to be gay or trendy, then go all-in trendy and get an ipod as well, which is very trendy.
By anonymous, on August 27, 2007 12:01:23
@ 10:46 - I'm sure Heath knew. Heath is a really down to Earth guy and wouldn't care if Jake is gay. Heath is probably bi anyway. Most of Hollywood is gay or bi.
By anonymous, on August 27, 2007 12:05:43
Sucking a guy's dick doesn't mean you're gay. Listening to an IPod while you suck a guy's dick does mean you're gay.
And everyone in Hollywood knows what songs Jake has on his IPod...
By anonymous, on August 27, 2007 12:06:18
Yes Jake is "Toothy Tile" and "Hollywood's worst kept secret" is so right.
By anonymous, on August 27, 2007 12:06:51
I'm not trendy (or gay) and I have an ipod. So does my husband. I don't think he's gay, but I digress. I love cute gay couples with babies, so that's great for them. As far as him being bi, most of the gay men I know like to kiss girls, and sometimes screw them too. But they would never fall in love with one.
By anonymous, on August 27, 2007 12:07:29
XXXX If he's always out with his boyfriends, then where are the pictures?
By anonymous, on August 27, 2007 12:09:39
I'm surprised this is news to people. To us it's just like knowing Elton John is gay and the sky is blue. Jake Gyllenhaal is gay is not news.
By gay man, on August 27, 2007 12:17:10
That's what I'm saying, if there were all these supposed public incidents, there would lots of evidence, and it would have public long before now.
By justin, on August 27, 2007 12:17:47
Jake's psycho ass fangirls would not be happy if he came out. He should stay in the closet. His female fans are really fucking crazy, they might even kill him. Poor Toothy :(
By anonymous, on August 27, 2007 12:21:53
First off the same people keep saying that it is well known in the gay hollywood community that Jake is gay and is seen out with his boyfriend all the time. That line is such crap, anybody can say that. Just because you say it's so doesn't make it so. The gayfanboys are the ones who hang onto Jake so tight, he just has to be one of theirs, so they make things up like they know
By anonymous, on August 27, 2007 12:22:16
^ LMAO @ "Psycho Fangirl" 12:22
By anonymous, on August 27, 2007 12:23:18
NOOOO. this can't be true. Jake is like, amazing. hes so hott! what is happning. Gay people are just so , ughhhhh!
By anonymous, on August 27, 2007 12:25:32
Jake has these things called "lawyers" who he pays to do things like "sue people" who publish pics of him doing gay things with his boyfriends. That's the reason you never see these pics on websites and in magazines. He's so fuckin rich and his mommy and daddy are even more rich, and have lots of Hollywood connections.
By anonymous, on August 27, 2007 12:29:34
Jake G. buys the rights to the photographs before they get to anyone. He pays more than any magazine does. It's very common. You would be surprised how many of these "Hollywood hunks" are gay gay gay. ;)
By photog, on August 27, 2007 12:32:19
What the fuck is that supposed to mean, gay people are so ughhhh?
By justin, on August 27, 2007 12:37:47
what a fanny bandit.
By prettyboy, on August 27, 2007 12:40:52
I'll believe it when he says it.
By anonymous, on August 27, 2007 12:41:21
Okay, so the picture of him holding the dog on the beach is a little gay.
By anonymous, on August 27, 2007 12:42:51
anon 12:25:32, don't worry. jake wouldn't fuck you anyway even if he wasn't so "ughhhh".
By anonymous, on August 27, 2007 12:53:37
Umm, justin, I think it means that someone out there doesn't like homosexuals. Ya ever run into any of those?
By anonymous, on August 27, 2007 12:54:19
People have been gay/bisexual since the beginning of time.
It's human sexuality. No big deal.
Everyone should really quit freaking out.
Geo. Bush Jr. invaded another country & started a hellish war that ruined the US's reputation all around the world....but since Jake is rumored to be gay, that's somehow MUCH worse.
Ooooh, the scary gay Jake. He might invade my house and start a war with my Mudd jeans and tell everyone I have 2 pair of butt-ugly Ugg boots in the back of my shoe rack, which will in turn RUIN my shoe-savvy reputation. Shiver me fucking timbers.
By Amanda, on August 27, 2007 13:20:56
Amanda, this isn't fucking CNN, the war won't be discussed here. Get your head out of your twat.
By anonymous, on August 27, 2007 13:28:52
Fuck you, prick. I wasn't trying to go for a CNN commentary asshole. BTW, CNN was discussing Jake's rumored possible gayness earlier last week on one of their celebrity news segments as well.
Aw, but I guess you like comments like one posted earlier that read: "what a fanny bandit."
That's obviously more on your level.
Get your head out of your own twat, you boring person.
By Amanda, on August 27, 2007 13:35:06
Shiver me fucking timbers.---That cracks me up.
So the dude is gay. Or isn't. Either way it doesn't make any difference. Whether you are some random fangirl or fanguy it's all a fantasy you don't have a chance in hell. He's rich and famous and you...are you. Which is fine but you aren't going to be dating/scewing/marrying/having babies with Jake Gylsdkjhuierhall any time soon. Or ever.
By anonymous, on August 27, 2007 13:38:43
Amanda, you're right with both of your posts! Even though you've got Uggs, which are mucho ugly, it shouldn't ruin your reputation...everyone makes mistakes.
I live in the south and believe it or not, I've only "run into" 1 person in my life that didn't like me based solely on the fact that I'm gay. I blame that damn "blue collar tv" and how popular it's become to embrace backwoods, hillbilly, improper english habits.
By justin, on August 27, 2007 13:50:41
Wow...looks like the internet cafes on Fire Island are at full capacity right now.
By anonymous, on August 27, 2007 13:56:23
He looks like a Muppet.
He has the ugliest smile EVER.
By Tina, on August 27, 2007 14:23:23
Ha ha ha, Jake Gyllenhaal's a fag!
By anonymous, on August 27, 2007 15:23:53
I pods are trendy? Gay means trendy? what the fuck are you talking about?
By Jim, on August 27, 2007 16:00:58
Amanda -- "Geo. Bush Jr. invaded another country & started a hellish war that ruined the US's reputation all around the world....but since Jake is rumored to be gay, that's somehow MUCH worse."
You should know that all the politicians are involved in a gay Satan-worshipping cult. That is also why so many priests are homosexual -- they actually start a pedophile crime ring and block out the good priests. Look up the name "Jeff Gannon" or type in "Franklin Murder Case." But you're free to go on thinking that gays are all saintly, what with their dungeons and promiscuity and glory holes and other such marvellous inventions that the angels sing about in heaven.
By anonymous, on August 27, 2007 16:54:33
Sorry, Franklin Cover-Up, not Murder Case.
By anonymous, on August 27, 2007 16:59:23
If he were were gay why would he date someone like Reese Witherspoon, who goes to extreme lengths to avoid being photographed with him. I'm sure there are a million publicity whore actresses who would be more than happy to be his public beard. Doesn't add up...
By Tanya Turner, on August 27, 2007 17:17:29
uhhh. is there anyone suprised that jake is gay? No big deal, everyone, relax!
By anonymous, on August 27, 2007 17:54:33
"Knock, knock"
"Who's there?"
"AIDS"
[THUD!]
By anonymous, on August 27, 2007 18:23:57
18:23:57:
Jake is gorgeous and talented, and your AIDS joke just makes you and your conservative, ignorant kind look like the pigs you are.
Long Live Gay Jake, His Boyfriend, & Their Baby!!!
By stony_curtis, on August 27, 2007 18:30:26
18:30, how do you know that guy is conservative, just because he posted a one-liner AIDS joke? I've heard plenty of Democrats make sick-ass jokes 10x worse than that.
Looks like you're the ignorant one.
By anonymous, on August 27, 2007 19:21:48
I never understand why people applaud celebrities having or adopting children. How do you know they'll be good parents? Because they have money or because they are attractive and smile at the camera?
By anonymous, on August 27, 2007 19:31:35
Jake honey, I just hope Chris is your significant other, because I don't want your baby-daddy to be a drunk driver. I'm just sayin'.
Now when's the baby shower? ;)
By anonymous, on August 27, 2007 22:04:38
Sometimes I think he is GAY too. And if he is, well good for him. NOW, END ALL OF THIS CRAP WITH REECE WITHERSPOON NOW!!!!!!!
By anonymous, on August 27, 2007 22:35:22
I don't know if he's gay or not, but the part about him having sex in his SUV with a guy doesn't ring true. Why wouldn't he just go to the guy's house, or his own house, to do that? Why risk getting caught in public?
By anonymous, on August 28, 2007 06:32:57
Gay, straight, who the hell cares. None of us were gonna get with him anyway. He's still nice to look at.
By anonymous, on August 28, 2007 07:32:32
I'm disappointed but kind of resigned. Jake seems to be the complete opposite of your average Hollwood actor - talented, intelligent, low-key. I think it's a bit of a loss to us girls to be honest. Having said that - like a lot of people here, it's not the biggest shock in the world is it? I hope he isn't bullied into coming out though because I actually do think that people are so narrow minded that it will have an adverse effect on his career. Good luck to him whatever happens though.
By Sam, on August 28, 2007 08:53:34
what about kevin spacey? didn't the same rumour go around about his as well?
just askin'
By dick rickmilk, on August 28, 2007 10:00:02
If these two guys would give us just one kiss they would heal the world.
By anonymous, on August 28, 2007 14:21:20
Um, someone mentioned Jake losing his female fans? Hell-oo? I pegged him as gay first time I saw him. It is OBVIOUS. He is effeminate. A softie. An emoticon. Unmanly. Too convincing in Brokeback. What the hell women find him sexy other than transsexual men? Coming out won't hurt him. I doubt anyone really cares that much, and am pretty sure everyone's figured it out by now. Except poor Reese Witherspoon who should fire whatever crackheaded publicist who talked her into being photographed and linked romantically to Gyllie in the rags. One would think HER career would suffer more than his after that.
By SWF, on August 28, 2007 14:41:48
If only this were true, he'd be a bit more interesting. I don't understand how this can be true of Kirsten Dunst made that statement that she hadn't gotten over him and considered getting back with him someday. WTH?
By if only, on August 28, 2007 14:56:36
I doubt his career would be over if he were to come out. After all, he could still have a promising future in the US Senate...
By anonymous, on August 28, 2007 20:21:33
he's cute, whatever he is gay or not !
By anonymous, on August 29, 2007 05:01:40
Hehe, Jake's a cake boy! =)
By Trixy, on August 29, 2007 10:09:33
it doesn't matter is he's gay or not....he's still a really good actor and i don't think coming out would ruin his career all that much...
By anonymous, on August 29, 2007 17:14:10
He'll be in Toronto next month for the film fest....maybe we'll see him on Church Street.....
By anonymous, on August 31, 2007 06:39:32
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