Jessica: Meh...OH! Hey, I've got an idea! Let's go sit at a restaurant patio and play tonsil hockey so the whole world knows we've gotten back together!
Cash: Uhhh...okay!
Jessica: Wait, wait...that black shirt will never do. It blends in too much with the scenery. Here, put this blazingly white shirt on...I'll wear one to match. That way we won't be missed. M'kay?
She has low self esteem? If she wasn't super hot and famous would a guy take a girl back who broke up with him over the phone? He has to know it will happen whenever the mood strikes her. He is just happy to be with the hot girl. She will dump him if she finds a hot co-star that interests her.
This would have to fall under the category of who gives a shit! They could be having sex on the ground in front of the restaurant and I'd still be bored.
I agree with 11:43, anonymous 11:12:05, apparently YOU care about her as you read the story, clicked the comments link and then felt the need to give us a taste of your brilliance. If you don't like the site, don't read it and don't post. Nobody is really interested in your complaints; you added nothing. Like someone writing "first," just adds nothing worth reading and shows your lameness, not the sites. Ass.
Ewwwwwww! You guys are forgetting the herpes bond; since they both (allegedly) have it, she probably figured it was better to take him back and bump nasties without protection rather than have to admit her "condition" to someone new.
Jessica Alba happens to be one of the most downloaded and searched celebs and 11:12 is "tired of IDLYITW's obsession with her." You also say you are tired of the site. I am so sorry you are tired of this site and that you wasted your money paying for it and are still forced to come here. In other words, don't read the site or ignore posts about things you don't like if you are tired of the site.
That is my point, you can find the subject boring but you don't need to complain as others probably are interested and they might not be interested in who you are interested in. All the many Jessica's, Lindsay, Paris, Nicole, Britney are popular in an OMG way even if we are sick of constantly seeing and hearing about them. Stop complaining and enjoy the site and ignore what you don't.
I say that this is all for publicity. Good one Vigilante! She's using the media for her own selfish means! I mean she does have a movie coming out. "Dane helped me make a fool of myself." Shut your fat mouth. I think her next move will be to spread it in Maxim or one of those mags and then b*tch about not being taken seriously. She is soooo predictable.
I love this site more than any around. I check it many times a day. Whether or not you like the stars it's still funny to see them caught with their proverbial pants down. This site is truly the most entertainment I get in my daily routine..
She's got some sore action on that lip, that's for sure. She's transmitting it (the Herp) to his hand. You can see the sore in pics from the Fantastic 4 premiere. Don't eat before viewing.
Yuck! I heard that Derek has given herpes to alot of Hollywood chicks. But who knows if he gave it to jessica, cause she's been around the block a few times before hooking up with him.
I totally noticed that 13:43:29. I had never realized she had flaws until then but those things are all pointed in opposite directions. But what I really notice is the girl needs to eat. When you're that young your veins are not supposed to show in your hands like that.
So, Jessica realized no other guy wants her? If I was Cash, I would have told her to go fuck herself. Which she probably does already, many times a day.
I've just realised why she's into this guy and why they got back together. They look alike (pics one and two). Exact same profile. Self-obsessed people like to date people who look like themselves - and it doesn't get much more self-obsessed that Jess Blabla. Creepy? You bet!
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Leave Your CommentJessica: What do you want to do today?
Cash: I dunno, what do YOU want to do today?
Jessica: Meh...OH! Hey, I've got an idea! Let's go sit at a restaurant patio and play tonsil hockey so the whole world knows we've gotten back together!
Cash: Uhhh...okay!
Jessica: Wait, wait...that black shirt will never do. It blends in too much with the scenery. Here, put this blazingly white shirt on...I'll wear one to match. That way we won't be missed. M'kay?
Cash: Whatever you say, my love.
By Vigilante, on August 29, 2007 10:09:21
she seems to have really, really low self-esteem. the prettiest ones always do.
By anonymous, on August 29, 2007 10:16:08
She has low self esteem? If she wasn't super hot and famous would a guy take a girl back who broke up with him over the phone? He has to know it will happen whenever the mood strikes her. He is just happy to be with the hot girl. She will dump him if she finds a hot co-star that interests her.
By anonymous, on August 29, 2007 10:21:41
So, Jessica has a new movie coming out and needs attention in the press.
By anonymous, on August 29, 2007 10:24:43
I would be astonished if a story in a celebrity magazine based on an anonymous source turned out to be fake.
By anonymous, on August 29, 2007 10:43:07
This would have to fall under the category of who gives a shit! They could be having sex on the ground in front of the restaurant and I'd still be bored.
By Lisa G., on August 29, 2007 10:45:03
WHO gives a shit about this flat assed, no acting talent and her bf? I'm so tired of IDLYITW and the obsession with her.
By anonymous, on August 29, 2007 11:12:05
To anon 11:12, IDLYITW is tired of you as well. Nobody asked you to read this site and nobody asks you to post as we don't value your opinion.
By anonymous, on August 29, 2007 11:43:17
Wow her getting back together with this guy really takes her hotness level down.
No one wants a needy chick no matter who they are.
By anonymous, on August 29, 2007 11:45:10
I agree with 11:43, anonymous 11:12:05, apparently YOU care about her as you read the story, clicked the comments link and then felt the need to give us a taste of your brilliance. If you don't like the site, don't read it and don't post. Nobody is really interested in your complaints; you added nothing. Like someone writing "first," just adds nothing worth reading and shows your lameness, not the sites. Ass.
By anonymous, on August 29, 2007 11:58:16
Ewwwwwww! You guys are forgetting the herpes bond; since they both (allegedly) have it, she probably figured it was better to take him back and bump nasties without protection rather than have to admit her "condition" to someone new.
By anonymous, on August 29, 2007 12:01:27
Jessica Alba happens to be one of the most downloaded and searched celebs and 11:12 is "tired of IDLYITW's obsession with her." You also say you are tired of the site. I am so sorry you are tired of this site and that you wasted your money paying for it and are still forced to come here. In other words, don't read the site or ignore posts about things you don't like if you are tired of the site.
By anonymous, on August 29, 2007 12:04:05
I think Jessica Alba is boring as hell, but I also agree that people who complain about this site are fucking annoying as hell.
By anonymous, on August 29, 2007 12:05:54
Jessica Alba has genital herpes. Watch for the blisters and wear condoms, Cash.
By anonymous, on August 29, 2007 12:07:27
That is my point, you can find the subject boring but you don't need to complain as others probably are interested and they might not be interested in who you are interested in. All the many Jessica's, Lindsay, Paris, Nicole, Britney are popular in an OMG way even if we are sick of constantly seeing and hearing about them. Stop complaining and enjoy the site and ignore what you don't.
By anonymous, on August 29, 2007 12:09:14
I say that this is all for publicity. Good one Vigilante! She's using the media for her own selfish means! I mean she does have a movie coming out.
"Dane helped me make a fool of myself." Shut your fat mouth. I think her next move will be to spread it in Maxim or one of those mags and then b*tch about not being taken seriously. She is soooo predictable.
By anonymous, on August 29, 2007 12:33:41
If they both have herpes then great. Stay together. And if he smokes like she does, then that's even better.
http://www.bastardly.com/archives/2007/08/23/jessica-alba-smokes-is-still-sleeping-w-cash-warren/
By anonymous, on August 29, 2007 12:36:09
I love this site more than any around. I check it many times a day. Whether or not you like the stars it's still funny to see them caught with their proverbial pants down.
This site is truly the most entertainment I get in my daily routine..
By Lisa G., on August 29, 2007 12:39:54
She's got some sore action on that lip, that's for sure. She's transmitting it (the Herp) to his hand. You can see the sore in pics from the Fantastic 4 premiere. Don't eat before viewing.
By anonymous, on August 29, 2007 12:41:59
Yuck! I heard that Derek has given herpes to alot of Hollywood chicks. But who knows if he gave it to jessica, cause she's been around the block a few times before hooking up with him.
http://www.whosdatedwho.com/celebrities/people/dating/jessica-alba.htm
http://www.fafarazzi.com/gossip/144291/derek-jeter-gave-jessica-alba-herpes
By anonymous, on August 29, 2007 12:44:47
@ 12:33
Thanks, love!
Too right, she's an attention seeking psycho hosebeast.
By Vigilante, on August 29, 2007 13:03:27
Anyone who wears their collars like that should be shot on site.
By anonymous, on August 29, 2007 13:06:53
It must both suck and be cool to be Cash Warren. On one hand, you get to have sex with Jessica Alba, but on the other hand, you're Cash Warren.
By anonymous, on August 29, 2007 13:15:32
That's just sad.
By anonymous, on August 29, 2007 13:18:42
the only person with the name of "Cash" that's not a fag is Johnny.
By anonymous, on August 29, 2007 13:23:45
Anyone notice (from the picture of the two of them together) that Jessica Alba has toes longer than most people's fingers?
By anonymous, on August 29, 2007 13:43:29
He took her back after she got down with Fiddy?
He's a more forgiving man than I could ever be.
By anonymous, on August 29, 2007 14:38:01
I totally noticed that 13:43:29. I had never realized she had flaws until then but those things are all pointed in opposite directions. But what I really notice is the girl needs to eat. When you're that young your veins are not supposed to show in your hands like that.
By anonymous, on August 29, 2007 15:53:32
So, Jessica realized no other guy wants her? If I was Cash, I would have told her to go fuck herself. Which she probably does already, many times a day.
By anonymous, on August 29, 2007 17:06:14
Cash(less) must have zero self respect, no matter how hot she is. A total wimp.
By anonymous, on August 29, 2007 20:27:07
she'll get it together. its not her fault if people don't like warren. that's something he's got to work on for himself
By Herman B, on August 30, 2007 07:59:18
I've just realised why she's into this guy and why they got back together. They look alike (pics one and two). Exact same profile. Self-obsessed people like to date people who look like themselves - and it doesn't get much more self-obsessed that Jess Blabla.
Creepy? You bet!
By Eureka!, on August 30, 2007 13:28:55
Cash - less is definiely true, he and his buds are supported by Baron Davis ... Jessica is back on the beach too .......
By anonymous, on September 3, 2007 17:10:21
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