she's annoying. she always like, "wahhh wahh I'm not sexy! i hate when people look at me as a sex symbol!" and she then goes walking around without a bra (so tasteful by the way) and wonders why people gawk at her.
Actually I thought I was in the minority with the view that JESSICA ALBA IS FUG!!
She is pretty when made up, but who isn't?
She has an average face, extremely SKINNY and lip injection to go along with her implants. NOTICE HOW HER TOP LIPS KEEPS GETTING BIGGER!
The worst part is that she is dumb as rock. She always says the dumbest crap! Her interviews are always about:
1. How she doesn't feel that she is beautiful. 2. How much Mexiacan she is not! 3. And how she wants to be taken seriously as an actress.
Reality Check! She is not beautiful! She is more Mexican than she wants to accept and she will never be taken seriously as an actress because SHE CAN'T ACT!! And she doesn't help the situation by always doing swimsuit shoots!
Cash Warren is lucky to get away - The guy is a YALE graduate, he has money from daddy and I am sure he can make his own!
What a dumb useless WH0RE Jessica Alba is! I am sure she'll be gettin an Oscar soon!
P.S. Does anyone remember when she was 18 and started dating a then MARRIED Michael Weatherly who then left his wife, Amelia Heinle, for this adulterous slag? YEP, Alba used Weatherly who was more famous back then to get roles.. Bitch is a horrible actress anyway!
She's cute but I've begun to get sick of her a bit because shes always saying she hates her figure and her curves. Also, she seemingly hates being half mexican. I can't appreciate a woman who doesn't apperciate herself.
She has her signature "I smell shit" look on her face. The usual with this anorexic ho. It's time to whore yourself out since you got a movie coming out.
Jessica says: " I think I will go without a bra today!" Then she will go to the beach and whore herself out there too. God, she's boring.
P.S. Does anyone remember when she was 18 and started dating a then MARRIED Michael Weatherly who then left his wife, Amelia Heinle, for this adulterous slag? YEP, Alba used Weatherly who was more famous back then to get roles.. Bitch is a horrible actress anyway!
TERRORFABULOUS is so right! It's painful to watch this bitch on screen. Her acting sucks ass! All she is known for is spreading it in mens mags and..um...that's about it. Oh yeah and then bitching about how she is not taken seriously. Grow up, slut!
This useless cunt is ashamed of being mexican? Why? Being ashamed of your race, even if your half or a quarter.... it just means your an asshole that is ashamed of your family. She secretly has an infierority complex to blonde hollywood. She must be insecure, what a surprise.
So what your mexican, me too. It doesnt make you a low class person idiot! What makes you a low class person is having no respect for yourself.
She should be more ashamed that she sucks as an actress and she gets roles for her "looks" or whatever it is, NOT her talent. All she ever talks about is how pissed she gets for people thinking shes a sex symbol, but thats all the desire she projects when flashing her ass at the camera everytime the Paparazzy are on her tail.
XXXXXX It's all a publicity stunt. Dump Cash, go out without bra, spread it in Maxim or GQ. And get voted sexiest right around the time your movie is scheduled to come out. I'm on to you Hollywood.
She needs some publicity because her movies suck and she doesn't look as good in magazine spreads anymore. That is what made her famous.
And for sucking the Dr. from Back to the Future for the Camp Nowhere role? That's one rumor and getting it on with 50 cent after his concert in Europe a couple of weeks back. What a slut!
I'm glad im not the only one who hates this self-centered heritage-hatin bitch! God she is just scum! She is soooo ugly i really dont no why any guy would wanna be with her. I agree that she should've let him find a place to live before kicking him out! She deserves 50 cent cuz he is a dumbass too, but he's with Ciara so...that bitch is out of luck! And Katie makes a much better wife then Jessica. Although if she had married Tom we wouldn't be seeing her on the movie screen and that is much better.
No matter how attractive these hos are when they start out, they lose it the minute fame goes to their heads, their arrogant haughtiness starts to come to the fore. Jessica's past that point. When you're too full of yourself you aren't pretty. She is not aging well.
She is pretty, but I don't think she is as stunning as some people make her out to be. America has elevated her to goddess status and she doesn't deserve it. Plus she is always being a huge bitch to the same people that make her famous. Doesn't she realize the minute the paparazzi stop following her, she has lost her fame? Unappreciative idiot.
OH MY GOSH I HAVE NIPPLES TOO!!! ACTUALLY I THOUGHT IT WAS NORMAL TO HAVE NIPPLES, I THOUGHT THAT EVERYBODY HAD NIPPLES!!! OH MY GOSH ARE NIPPLES ACTUALLY A DISEASE OR SOMETHING? SHOULD I GO TO THE DOCTOR?
Hey, give the girl a break. Have you been inside a grocery store? It's freezing in there. Cold enough to make even the less perkiest of nipples perk up. I say if anything, next time she should wear more than a little tank to the store. Although, sometimes a little publicity doesn't hurt!
Can't stand this girl either. Sooooo stuck up. Anyhow, she doesn't have implants or lip injections. I know this for a fact. In fact, her boobs were bigger when she weighed more and she used to have a huge booty. The only time she was hot was in Idle Hands. Now...meh.
I don't think men are stupid especially men that don't wear bras. It is possible she has a bra on in this photo but I wouldn't lay or take odds on it. Well, maybe 1 million to one.
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By anonymous, on August 1, 2007 12:10:25
BOOBS!
By BOOBS!, on August 1, 2007 12:15:33
What's with this photo sequence? I feel like pictures 4, 5, & 6 are of her taking a dump and wiping?
By anonymous, on August 1, 2007 12:16:14
Apparently, some stars now have injections in their nipples so they always look perky, even without wearing a bra. An injection with whàt, I wonder...
By anonymous, on August 1, 2007 12:16:18
yes she has fat nipples big deal next
By anonymous, on August 1, 2007 12:18:43
cash money warren is cryin'
By yep, on August 1, 2007 12:25:21
I don't think she has a pretty face, she's very boring looking. Am I really in the minority with this opinion?
By anonymous, on August 1, 2007 12:27:52
meh....are we out of stars? Because the same rehash of the current ones are boring.
By anonymous, on August 1, 2007 12:36:52
^^
No.
By anonymous, on August 1, 2007 12:41:42
she's annoying. she always like, "wahhh wahh I'm not sexy! i hate when people look at me as a sex symbol!" and she then goes walking around without a bra (so tasteful by the way) and wonders why people gawk at her.
By anonymous, on August 1, 2007 12:42:35
Apparently, some stars now have injections in their nipples so they always look perky, even without wearing a bra..
WHA......?????
an injection in THEIR NIPPLES. Ouch.
By anonymous, on August 1, 2007 13:00:01
hot body- check
no talent- check
supreme cunt- check
What's not to love. No wonder loser (cash) won't marry her.
By anonymous, on August 1, 2007 13:04:41
You can run, you can hide, but you'll never get your tide alive!
..ok.
By micropede, on August 1, 2007 13:09:57
Actually I thought I was in the minority with the view that JESSICA ALBA IS FUG!!
She is pretty when made up, but who isn't?
She has an average face, extremely SKINNY and lip injection to go along with her implants. NOTICE HOW HER TOP LIPS KEEPS GETTING BIGGER!
The worst part is that she is dumb as rock. She always says the dumbest crap! Her interviews are always about:
1. How she doesn't feel that she is beautiful.
2. How much Mexiacan she is not!
3. And how she wants to be taken seriously as an actress.
Reality Check! She is not beautiful!
She is more Mexican than she wants to accept and she will never be taken seriously as an actress because SHE CAN'T ACT!! And she doesn't help the situation by always doing swimsuit shoots!
Cash Warren is lucky to get away - The guy is a YALE graduate, he has money from daddy and I am sure he can make his own!
What a dumb useless WH0RE Jessica Alba is!
I am sure she'll be gettin an Oscar soon!
P.S. Does anyone remember when she was 18 and started dating a then MARRIED Michael Weatherly who then left his wife, Amelia Heinle, for this adulterous slag?
YEP, Alba used Weatherly who was more famous back then to get roles.. Bitch is a horrible actress anyway!
By TERRORFABULOUS, on August 1, 2007 13:10:58
Wait, where is she? I don't see-- oh nevermind, I see her now.
Good disguise, moron!
By anonymous, on August 1, 2007 13:23:38
the only acting she needs to do is act happy when I penetrate her anus.
By anal invader, on August 1, 2007 13:38:30
She's cute but I've begun to get sick of her a bit because shes always saying she hates her figure and her curves. Also, she seemingly hates being half mexican. I can't appreciate a woman who doesn't apperciate herself.
By prettyboy, on August 1, 2007 14:12:40
Wow, prettyboy. Projecting much?
By anonymous, on August 1, 2007 14:27:42
but is it homogenized?
By anonymous, on August 1, 2007 14:41:42
I think she is qute.
By Mr-Comments, on August 1, 2007 16:02:31
She has her signature "I smell shit" look on her face. The usual with this anorexic ho. It's time to whore yourself out since you got a movie coming out.
Jessica says: " I think I will go without a bra today!" Then she will go to the beach and whore herself out there too. God, she's boring.
By anonymous, on August 1, 2007 16:51:41
She's hiding her Frankenstein five head with a hat again. But you can see it here in all it's glory!
http://www.dlisted.com/node/13101#comments
"I hope that they can get past my hotness."
What "hotness" are you speaking of exactly?
By anonymous, on August 1, 2007 16:54:48
P.S. Does anyone remember when she was 18 and started dating a then MARRIED Michael Weatherly who then left his wife, Amelia Heinle, for this adulterous slag?
YEP, Alba used Weatherly who was more famous back then to get roles.. Bitch is a horrible actress anyway!
TERRORFABULOUS is so right! It's painful to watch this bitch on screen. Her acting sucks ass! All she is known for is spreading it in mens mags and..um...that's about it. Oh yeah and then bitching about how she is not taken seriously. Grow up, slut!
By anonymous, on August 1, 2007 16:58:37
This useless cunt is ashamed of being mexican? Why? Being ashamed of your race, even if your half or a quarter.... it just means your an asshole that is ashamed of your family. She secretly has an infierority complex to blonde hollywood. She must be insecure, what a surprise.
So what your mexican, me too. It doesnt make you a low class person idiot! What makes you a low class person is having no respect for yourself.
She should be more ashamed that she sucks as an actress and she gets roles for her "looks" or whatever it is, NOT her talent. All she ever talks about is how pissed she gets for people thinking shes a sex symbol, but thats all the desire she projects when flashing her ass at the camera everytime the Paparazzy are on her tail.
Anyways, shes a dumb whore.
*cuddles*
By nikkibeach, on August 1, 2007 17:00:15
XXXXXX It's all a publicity stunt. Dump Cash, go out without bra, spread it in Maxim or GQ. And get voted sexiest right around the time your movie is scheduled to come out. I'm on to you Hollywood.
By anonymous, on August 1, 2007 17:07:16
She needs some publicity because her movies suck and she doesn't look as good in magazine spreads anymore. That is what made her famous.
And for sucking the Dr. from Back to the Future for the Camp Nowhere role? That's one rumor and getting it on with 50 cent after his concert in Europe a couple of weeks back. What a slut!
By anonymous, on August 1, 2007 17:12:15
I'm glad im not the only one who hates this self-centered heritage-hatin bitch! God she is just scum! She is soooo ugly i really dont no why any guy would wanna be with her. I agree that she should've let him find a place to live before kicking him out! She deserves 50 cent cuz he is a dumbass too, but he's with Ciara so...that bitch is out of luck! And Katie makes a much better wife then Jessica. Although if she had married Tom we wouldn't be seeing her on the movie screen and that is much better.
By anonymous, on August 1, 2007 17:15:15
No matter how attractive these hos are when they start out, they lose it the minute fame goes to their heads, their arrogant haughtiness starts to come to the fore. Jessica's past that point. When you're too full of yourself you aren't pretty. She is not aging well.
By anonymous, on August 1, 2007 17:18:23
HA! Found it! Blind Item anyone? She WAS at his concert the ho and she was still with Cash.
From Dlisted:
crazymommylady on July 25, 2007 - 12:21pm.
So would this be da ho in the blind item about a chick giving a rapper fresh off stage a good suckie even though she watched the concert with her bf
ha, good call.
Now you can all spit on me while I tell you I would love to get f'ed by 50. LOL
By anonymous, on August 1, 2007 17:22:10
I could care less about thi sone but I suspect her breaking up with her boyfriend has Todd's weiner all atwitter....
By anonymous, on August 1, 2007 18:18:59
She is pretty, but I don't think she is as stunning as some people make her out to be. America has elevated her to goddess status and she doesn't deserve it. Plus she is always being a huge bitch to the same people that make her famous. Doesn't she realize the minute the paparazzi stop following her, she has lost her fame? Unappreciative idiot.
By anonymous, on August 1, 2007 19:44:50
At least she smells of Tide, unlike Britney that smells of Marlboros and flop sweat.
By Zicko, on August 1, 2007 20:09:34
how do you know that she doesn't have a bra? When nipples are like this it doesn't necessarily mean that the woman doesn't have a bra lol!
men are so stupid lol
By A WOMAN, on August 1, 2007 21:54:20
Actually, anyone who needlessly ends 2 out of 3 sentences with "lol" is "stupid."
By anonymous, on August 1, 2007 22:00:49
OH MY GOSH
I HAVE NIPPLES TOO!!!
ACTUALLY I THOUGHT IT WAS NORMAL TO HAVE NIPPLES, I THOUGHT THAT EVERYBODY HAD NIPPLES!!!
OH MY GOSH
ARE NIPPLES ACTUALLY A DISEASE OR SOMETHING? SHOULD I GO TO THE DOCTOR?
By NIPPLEMAN, on August 2, 2007 05:48:27
who let the dog out?
By beth, on August 2, 2007 08:09:09
how do you know that she doesn't have a bra? When nipples are like this it doesn't necessarily mean that the woman doesn't have a bra lol!
men are so stupid lol
Yeah, because you can totally see her bra through her shirt.....
By anonymous, on August 2, 2007 08:11:44
doesn't everybody have nipples?
By anonymous, on August 2, 2007 08:14:24
she has a bra! if she didn't, her breast would be lower
and anyway, who care if she has a bra or not?
By anonymous, on August 2, 2007 09:01:58
She has the ugliest little troll hands and yes, she does have a Five head.
By anonymous, on August 2, 2007 10:44:06
Hey, give the girl a break. Have you been inside a grocery store? It's freezing in there. Cold enough to make even the less perkiest of nipples perk up. I say if anything, next time she should wear more than a little tank to the store. Although, sometimes a little publicity doesn't hurt!
By anonymous, on August 2, 2007 10:52:28
Is it just the pics, or does she look really tall? Anyone know hot tall she is?
By anonymous, on August 2, 2007 10:53:56
ahh, she's about 5'6. AND BEAUTIFUL.
By SHEENA, on August 2, 2007 11:29:38
Can't stand this girl either. Sooooo stuck up. Anyhow, she doesn't have implants or lip injections. I know this for a fact. In fact, her boobs were bigger when she weighed more and she used to have a huge booty. The only time she was hot was in Idle Hands. Now...meh.
By anonymous, on August 2, 2007 12:18:34
Wow, a mentioning of Jessica Alba on IDLYTW never fails to generate a bigtime ranting from the ugly, fat and less deserving.
Neither am i a fan of hers, nor do i think high of her acting skills but obvious be stated: she's supernaturally cute.
By die Krautsalaten, on August 2, 2007 12:24:32
To: die Krautsalaten
YEAH CAUSE SHE'S AN OVERRATED, STUCK UP BITCH.
By anonymous, on August 3, 2007 11:12:13
shes not hot
By anonymous, on August 3, 2007 17:16:54
I don't think men are stupid especially men that don't wear bras.
It is possible she has a bra on in this photo but I wouldn't lay or take odds on it. Well, maybe 1 million to one.
By Michele Lewis, on August 6, 2007 12:46:12
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