Are you douchebags surprised that real women look like that without makeup? You guys need to get out more. She still looks okay. You guys need to learn that makeup is just an enhancer. It enhances a woman's features to make them look like dolls and pinups. If you guys go outside you will see tons of hot women without makeup. It's only when they have makeup that they look fake. But most guys are so used to women with makeup that they can't tell a real woman when they see one, neither can most women. She's a hottie w/o the makeup. I like my babes without excess makeup or no makeup at all. You dudes need to do the same.
Oxy Moronovich, It's called sarcastic humor. Get the fuck over yourself. If you've read this site long enough (especially the Jessica Biel posts) you'd know this. Nobody needs to hear a diatribe as to why you only get to fuck homely girls.
She IS wearing makeup. She's on a fucking movie set. The makeup is making her look more washed out on purpose. WTF is up with this thread. Bunch of feminists mad that people are saying Jessica looks like shit. She does look like shit. She's supposed to!
You know what? If I rolled over in the morning and saw that face, I'd climb right back on top of her all over again. She's got the genes, she's got the bone structure ... she's goddamn beautiful makeup or not.
Anonymous wrote "Oxy Moronovich, It's called sarcastic humor. Get the fuck over yourself. If you've read this site long enough (especially the Jessica Biel posts) you'd know this. Nobody needs to hear a diatribe as to why you only get to fuck homely girls."
Nobody needs to hear a diatribe as to why you can't fuck a bitch at all. So shut the fuck up.
This isn't a makeup job like Charlize had in Monster, where they totally re-did her face. This is Jessica's true face (minus the good makeup she normally wears) with just some white color on it. She's just ugly. And I hate her cheekbones. She looks like one of those big muscle dogs with puffy cheeks and little pointy ears. And don't even get me started on her muscle-bound body and her manly voice. There are so many beautiful girls around, that anyone who finds her attractive, really has to change their lifestyle. Get out more. Meet new people. She is THAT hideous. Well, maybe not hideous, but she is the definition of "mediocre". She really isn't any special.
Cheekbones you could ski off, nice symmetrical features. She is washed out here on purpose. Don't you know if you always play pretty you never get an Oscar? Ha. The hair here sucks- I hop it is a wig. Looks like the shit they have in the Mexican Dollar stores on Milwaukee Avenue.
another site has more photos of her on the set and one of them is with a makeup artist putting makeup on her face..you guys are dumn, even men wear makeup on set let alone women..I guess today is Slowsky's day.
she looks beautiful always. Most women who wear makeup look nasty. God I hate when women spear that nasty stuff on their face. I want to look at a woman. Not a stupid clown looking painting of a woman.
ROTFLMBAO @because my penis was just about to jump off a building, @I swear, this movie better be about naked prison lesbians @so I guess Jessica plays the one who's desperate for foundation and chap stick. And also conditioner I swear to god I come here just for the funny ass headlines you guy write. of all the gossip sites you guys have the funniest headline bar none.
you fucking straights are so fucked up about what a woman is and isn't supposed to look like. wtf? if she weighed 200lbs or 80lbs she'd be dissed. if she wears frumpy clothes or is practically nude she's dissed. if she wears no make up (which women should try doing so they are no longer objects of sexuality, which make up and "sexy" clothes and "sexy" high heeled stilettos are meant to do: objectify women as sex objects and sex objects only!,) she's ugly. WTF? what fucked up standards and how sad that this is the standard for women and young women who need positive role models. they do not need sex objects, folks. if it's all about sex, then i feel sorry for this culture. pathetic. she's an actor. good actors change their appearance for whatever role they are playing. she isn't a porn star and if that's all you are looking for then start watching more porn. pathetic. feminism is dead and i feel sorry for women because of it.
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Leave Your Commentsweet jesus, make it stop. post some pictures of her ass to take the edge off.
By anonymous, on August 7, 2007 10:21:01
She's hot. I'm serious.
By anonymous, on August 7, 2007 10:29:04
Are you douchebags surprised that real women look like that without makeup? You guys need to get out more. She still looks okay. You guys need to learn that makeup is just an enhancer. It enhances a woman's features to make them look like dolls and pinups. If you guys go outside you will see tons of hot women without makeup. It's only when they have makeup that they look fake. But most guys are so used to women with makeup that they can't tell a real woman when they see one, neither can most women. She's a hottie w/o the makeup. I like my babes without excess makeup or no makeup at all. You dudes need to do the same.
By Oxy Moronovich, on August 7, 2007 10:34:09
Oxy Moronovich,
It's called sarcastic humor. Get the fuck over yourself. If you've read this site long enough (especially the Jessica Biel posts) you'd know this. Nobody needs to hear a diatribe as to why you only get to fuck homely girls.
By anonymous, on August 7, 2007 10:44:26
Oxy Moronovich...aptly named.
By anonymous, on August 7, 2007 10:52:52
OH HOLY SHIT!
WOMEN WITHOUT MAKEUP ARE REVOLTING.
I THINK I JUST TURNED CHUCK & LARRY!
By Mit Romney, on August 7, 2007 11:00:10
She IS wearing makeup. She's on a fucking movie set. The makeup is making her look more washed out on purpose. WTF is up with this thread. Bunch of feminists mad that people are saying Jessica looks like shit. She does look like shit. She's supposed to!
By anonymous, on August 7, 2007 11:03:20
she looks gorgeous!
By Eva, on August 7, 2007 11:03:25
I read a different description of the movie: "A muscular lesbian gets fed up with pretending."
By Justin Timberlake, on August 7, 2007 11:07:01
Oh shit! Man face is back!
By anonymous, on August 7, 2007 11:11:58
...because my penis was just about to jump off a building
bwhahahaaa! Oh, Todd, you make me laugh! Thank you!
By anonymous, on August 7, 2007 11:17:41
You know what? If I rolled over in the morning and saw that face, I'd climb right back on top of her all over again. She's got the genes, she's got the bone structure ... she's goddamn beautiful makeup or not.
By jt, on August 7, 2007 11:23:38
This is her version of Charlize/Monster. She is sooo sick of being called "beautiful" so she is looking to play ugly. Shocker.
By anonymous, on August 7, 2007 11:43:45
ooooh, jessica does emo
By anonymous, on August 7, 2007 11:51:42
She stayed out of the sun for this one and she looks good.
http://www.egotastic.com/entertainment/celebrities/jessica-biel/jessica-biel-flashes-her-underwear-and-shows-some-leg-002695
By anonymous, on August 7, 2007 12:08:24
I bet her ass still looks nice.
By anonymous, on August 7, 2007 12:10:15
I'd still fuck the shit out of her. She'd get all the inches.
By Sevenmack, on August 7, 2007 12:10:48
Jessica looks better as the living dead than 90% of the Hollywood Hoes on this site. Now everythone keep your fingers crossed for a shower scene.
By TheBig28, on August 7, 2007 12:18:37
Hey, Todd, you still wanna bang this thing? Hehe. She's uglier than the turd I flushed down the toilet this morning.
By anonymous, on August 7, 2007 12:19:56
She look just like the woman that played in that Jennifer Anniston movie "Friends with Money". She was the architect friend.
By Spicy, on August 7, 2007 12:25:47
She look just like the woman that played in that Jennifer Anniston movie "Friends with Money". She was the architect friend.
By anonymous, on August 7, 2007 12:26:04
she mentioned she wanted to play an ugly role...there she goes.
By anonymous, on August 7, 2007 12:31:22
she looks good to me.
By chuggdog, on August 7, 2007 12:42:56
Anonymous wrote "Oxy Moronovich,
It's called sarcastic humor. Get the fuck over yourself. If you've read this site long enough (especially the Jessica Biel posts) you'd know this. Nobody needs to hear a diatribe as to why you only get to fuck homely girls."
Nobody needs to hear a diatribe as to why you can't fuck a bitch at all. So shut the fuck up.
By Oxy Moronovich, on August 7, 2007 13:01:44
Yeah, this is her tring to be regarded as a "serious actress."
Of course, when this movie bombs and she needs to pay the rent she'll be starring in "Chuck & Larry II:Jessica Gets Completely Naked."
By anonymous, on August 7, 2007 13:27:32
She's as fantastic as ever. No news here, sorry.
By anonymous, on August 7, 2007 13:46:22
Sorry gays, but Jessica still looks incredibly beautiful in these pics. If I were a lesbian, I would definitely do her!
By anonymous, on August 7, 2007 14:23:43
Jesus Christ...this is looking "beat"? With all the famous chicks you could legitmately make catty remarks about you pick on these pictures?
If anything this just confirms her hotness since she still looks pretty fabulous without the 10 layers up make-up and airbrushing.
By Nate Birch, on August 7, 2007 14:51:58
This isn't a makeup job like Charlize had in Monster, where they totally re-did her face. This is Jessica's true face (minus the good makeup she normally wears) with just some white color on it. She's just ugly. And I hate her cheekbones. She looks like one of those big muscle dogs with puffy cheeks and little pointy ears. And don't even get me started on her muscle-bound body and her manly voice. There are so many beautiful girls around, that anyone who finds her attractive, really has to change their lifestyle. Get out more. Meet new people. She is THAT hideous. Well, maybe not hideous, but she is the definition of "mediocre". She really isn't any special.
By anonymous, on August 7, 2007 14:59:23
How cute, she's trying to be a serious actress. Now show us your tits, bitch! And put on some makeup!
By Tony, on August 7, 2007 15:06:39
Cheekbones you could ski off, nice symmetrical features. She is washed out here on purpose. Don't you know if you always play pretty you never get an Oscar? Ha. The hair here sucks- I hop it is a wig. Looks like the shit they have in the Mexican Dollar stores on Milwaukee Avenue.
By anonymous, on August 7, 2007 15:10:13
another site has more photos of her on the set and one of them is with a makeup artist putting makeup on her face..you guys are dumn, even men wear makeup on set let alone women..I guess today is Slowsky's day.
By anonymous, on August 7, 2007 15:25:42
I don't care about her without the make up - it's the FUG I can't get over!!
She is butt ugly!
By COCO HO, on August 7, 2007 15:47:09
I think she still looks good, actually.
By Good Lioness, on August 7, 2007 16:07:42
I can invitate. She can stay my home! I like sex.
By anonymous, on August 7, 2007 16:44:30
she looks beautiful always. Most women who wear makeup look nasty. God I hate when women spear that nasty stuff on their face. I want to look at a woman. Not a stupid clown looking painting of a woman.
By anonymous, on August 7, 2007 17:23:09
I think her face looks fine, if a bit washed out. It's the hair that's gross.
By anonymous, on August 7, 2007 18:04:38
I like her better like this =P
By blondi, on August 7, 2007 18:52:45
ROTFLMBAO @because my penis was just about to jump off a building,
@I swear, this movie better be about naked prison lesbians
@so I guess Jessica plays the one who's desperate for foundation and chap stick. And also conditioner
I swear to god I come here just for the funny ass headlines you guy write. of all the gossip sites you guys have the funniest headline bar none.
By NubianGoddez, on August 7, 2007 18:58:26
Stumpy the Penis say..."No Thanks!"
By anonymous, on August 7, 2007 19:38:09
you fucking straights are so fucked up about what a woman is and isn't supposed to look like. wtf? if she weighed 200lbs or 80lbs she'd be dissed. if she wears frumpy clothes or is practically nude she's dissed. if she wears no make up (which women should try doing so they are no longer objects of sexuality, which make up and "sexy" clothes and "sexy" high heeled stilettos are meant to do: objectify women as sex objects and sex objects only!,) she's ugly. WTF? what fucked up standards and how sad that this is the standard for women and young women who need positive role models. they do not need sex objects, folks. if it's all about sex, then i feel sorry for this culture. pathetic. she's an actor. good actors change their appearance for whatever role they are playing. she isn't a porn star and if that's all you are looking for then start watching more porn. pathetic. feminism is dead and i feel sorry for women because of it.
By faroukahli, on August 7, 2007 19:55:43
Im hot. Not as hot as her tho
By Ms Mine, on August 7, 2007 20:12:01
Beat? Are you JOKING?
I have never seen her look so hot.
By anonymous, on August 8, 2007 06:52:33
and thats the UGLY SKANK so many guys find hot come on she is nasty and so is her FAT ass
By anonymous, on August 8, 2007 10:17:00
she's still really pretty even with light makeup on. Her features and bone structure are near perfect.
By jana, on September 7, 2007 19:27:34
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