Well, she's good at one thing, being a bitch. Nick should count himself lucky he didn't father any children with Jess. Can't sing, can't act but can bitch. What a catch.
i love that she's on set in louisiana, because while she's griping about the heat (isn't she from texas? shouldn't she be used to it?), there are about 3 million other girls that are nicer, more polite, and are generally not fug-faced broken nosed cunts. i was in baton rouge when she was filming "dukes of hazzard" there and saw her running around town in her range rover. believe me, she's nothing compared to the majority of girls at LSU. she is infinitely replaceable.
lysistrata: good point, she *is* replaceable. Which makes it all the more a mystery that she keeps getting cast in movies. What is she doing to get these roles - letting producers slide their dicks between her boobs? Just wondering.
I'm from Texas and hell yeah it's hot down here! Not only should she already be well aware of that being from Texas and all, but she knew what she was getting into before she signed on to do another shitty remake. Just another shitty location with more shitty costumes, duh!
Not that she deserves much better. I've seen better acting at 2nd grade plays.
Just take your top off and be a playmate- that's really all you have left, Jess!
lysistrata: you're right, she *is* replaceable. And she's not an even slightly talented actor. So just what does she do to get cast in movies? I'll leave that to everyone's dirty minds.
Why anyone would film there in August is unbelievable! She has every right to act insane and uncomfortable in her heavy gear and think how much real soldiers suffer in the heat and cold. Tough and hardy mosquitos, ticks, chiggers, gnats and flea rule the Louisana lands spring thru fall.. November thru March are the only months you don't ultra sweat and flash dehydrate like a ice cube in hell.
Papa Joe, if your reading this maybe you should consider a remake of "Last Tango in Paris" or "The Lover" or even though it only came out a couple years ago, "Nine Songs." Just a though. And I need to agree with Hefe, I'd totally still hit it.
in 2 years from now we'll be saying "remember jessica simpson? remember her? the ugly blonde with the lip-synching sister? no? come on, you remember she was in...in...no wait it was...shit i can't remember. you know, the one who married that douche from the boy band? yeah, come to think of it, i can't think of anything she was in either."
Before she bitches too much, she should spend a month in Baghdad, actually put the ballistic plates in that vest, some ammo, and other required gear for a day out in the streets. She would then be quite glad to be a little hot in Louisiana.. And for the record, I’d hit it, then wouldn’t return her calls..
Why do these movie type people think that they are so great?
WELL IS NOT HER FAULT SHE IS SUCH A BITCH COME ON THEY ARE IN LOUISIANA IN THE MIDDLE OF SUMMER DUH ANY ONE WILL BECOME A BITCH IN THAT NASTY ASS HEAT AND HUMIDITY ESPECIALLY WEARING ALL THAT SHIT AND A HELMET DAMN KEEP BITCHING JESSICA BLAME IT ON THE DAMN HEAT,
WELL IS NOT HER FAULT SHE IS SUCH A BITCH COME ON THEY ARE IN LOUISIANA IN THE MIDDLE OF SUMMER DUH ANY ONE WILL BECOME A BITCH IN THAT NASTY ASS HEAT AND HUMIDITY ESPECIALLY WEARING ALL THAT SHIT AND A HELMET DAMN KEEP BITCHING JESSICA BLAME IT ON THE DAMN HEAT, AND SHOW
WELL IS NOT HER FAULT SHE IS SUCH A BITCH COME ON THEY ARE IN LOUISIANA IN THE MIDDLE OF SUMMER DUH ANY ONE WILL BECOME A BITCH IN THAT NASTY ASS HEAT AND HUMIDITY ESPECIALLY WEARING ALL THAT SHIT AND A HELMET DAMN KEEP BITCHING JESSICA BLAME IT ON THE DAMN HEAT, AND SHOW YOUR TITS
Unlike her peers (and that's an insult to them) Jessica gives me no enjoyment in blogging about her. I LOVE blogging about Lindsay and Britney. Theyre retards. Jessica's just a spoilt cunt.
How does she have enough money or pull to get special treatment? Dukes of Hazzard and Employee of the Month couldn't have paid her that much. No Diva status has been earned.
Yeah yeah... sad she isnt comfortable. I don't know why anyone would feel bad for her though. She took this job, she knew when filming would begin and where it would begin. She knew her role and by knowing her role she should realize what she'd be wearing in this certain time and place. An actress isn't just about acting but creating a character and how that character would feel if it was real. You can't be a character to make it look like something but feel like something different.
Not one single person in this film has a modicum of talent, even Steve Guttenberg, the only decent thing he did was Short Circuit and that's loses it's appeal once you hit 10 years old. If this piece of shit doesn't go straight to DVD then someone needs locking up.
the thing is, yeah, louisiana is hot as hell, but if she were actually into her role, she wouldn't be bitching and taking out her discomfort on her assistants and others on set, but would be using that heat and using that discomfort to identify with how her character would feel. of course, this is all contingent upon her being a real actor, which, as we all know, is *not* the case. she needs to just pack up her shit and go back to her trailer...and i don't mean the one she has on set.
Umm, she's getting fucking paid to deal with the heat everyone else deals with for free so boo fucking who. She should realize she has no talent and her time in the spotlight is coming to an end and try and make friends ...
I don't understand why any director would cast her in another movie after they saw her "acting" capability in her previous movies ...
For one thing, from what I hear, Vivica's not worth talking to. Especially if you're white (she no likey). For another thing, that description doesn't sound like Jessica. Too many people who've met her have said how sweet and unspoiled she is. Plus the part about her f-bombs shocking everyone. Please. They'd be shocking to nuns, maybe, but to people even remotely associated with the entertainment biz OR the military.
I'd like to see her told that the next scenes need to be filmed abroad. After a very comfortable 1st class journey she'd wake up at the Baghdad airport, be given a map and told to drive a Humvee to the new shoot location north of Faluja. The rest of the cast will join her later.
Goodbye Jess! Have a nice journey. don't be afraid to ask the locals for directions if you get 'lost'!
Filthy talentless whore - please just GO AWAY! Oh, and take your dirty pedophile daddy with you. Oh, and your nasty, previously hook-nosed sister. And while you're at it, take the eyeliner wearing closet queen she's dating. Oh, by the way, if you have room, please take your hot, yet useless, ex and his blander (if that's possible) replacement of you. Hey - don't let me get in the way, but if you could also roll Lindsey off of a cliff while you all are driving in the has-been bus to Neverland, that would be A-OK in my world. Just a suggestion...
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Leave Your CommentThe fact that the Simpson sisters won't disappear - hell, their mere *existence* - lends support to my belief there is no god.
By Xerxes, on August 8, 2007 10:13:28
So glad Mayer dumped her. Now I can finally have my chance.
By anonymous, on August 8, 2007 10:17:47
I'd still hit it!!
By Hefe, on August 8, 2007 10:19:14
OMFG she has such an ugly face! Is it possible that she's getting UGLIER?
By anonymous, on August 8, 2007 10:20:27
^ Yes, she gets uglier every day. Her chin and nose got bigger too.
By anonymous, on August 8, 2007 10:24:18
I'd like to see the suckerpunch lady, from the YouTube video in the Britney story below, suckerpunch Jessica Simpson.
Hell, I'd PAY to see that.
Hear that, Poppa Joe Simpson? There IS a video market for Jessica. (Besides the obvious; tranny porn.)
By joejoe, on August 8, 2007 10:25:53
Oh yeah, she's believable as being a soldier. /sarcasm
By anonymous, on August 8, 2007 10:53:38
Well, she's good at one thing, being a bitch. Nick should count himself lucky he didn't father any children with Jess. Can't sing, can't act but can bitch. What a catch.
By Mr. T, on August 8, 2007 10:57:19
You know, this one just loves it in the romper room...
By mutterhals, on August 8, 2007 11:02:40
i love that she's on set in louisiana, because while she's griping about the heat (isn't she from texas? shouldn't she be used to it?), there are about 3 million other girls that are nicer, more polite, and are generally not fug-faced broken nosed cunts. i was in baton rouge when she was filming "dukes of hazzard" there and saw her running around town in her range rover. believe me, she's nothing compared to the majority of girls at LSU. she is infinitely replaceable.
By lysistrata, on August 8, 2007 11:05:59
lysistrata: good point, she *is* replaceable. Which makes it all the more a mystery that she keeps getting cast in movies. What is she doing to get these roles - letting producers slide their dicks between her boobs? Just wondering.
By Xerxes, on August 8, 2007 11:22:03
Blond Hair Big Boobs. Is the only requirement now adays to be famous
By anonymous, on August 8, 2007 11:30:55
She is such a no talent. She has boobs, thats all.
Papa Joe is perverted, he probably slept with Jessica and Ashley.
By alice, on August 8, 2007 11:50:21
I'm from Texas and hell yeah it's hot down here! Not only should she already be well aware of that being from Texas and all, but she knew what she was getting into before she signed on to do another shitty remake. Just another shitty location with more shitty costumes, duh!
Not that she deserves much better. I've seen better acting at 2nd grade plays.
Just take your top off and be a playmate- that's really all you have left, Jess!
By anonymous, on August 8, 2007 11:50:45
lysistrata: you're right, she *is* replaceable. And she's not an even slightly talented actor. So just what does she do to get cast in movies? I'll leave that to everyone's dirty minds.
By Xerxes, on August 8, 2007 11:51:13
Why anyone would film there in August is unbelievable! She has every right to act insane and uncomfortable in her heavy gear and think how much real soldiers suffer in the heat and cold. Tough and hardy mosquitos, ticks, chiggers, gnats and flea rule the Louisana lands spring thru fall.. November thru March are the only months you don't ultra sweat and flash dehydrate like a ice cube in hell.
By DynamiteSal, on August 8, 2007 11:56:42
I don't hate her, I hate John Mayer. I would sell my soul if I could take a dump on his face. And you can take that to the bank.
By Micropede, on August 8, 2007 12:04:36
sorry i thought she died like 10 months ago. why are you disrespecting the dead. rude.
By anonymous, on August 8, 2007 12:58:31
Papa Joe, if your reading this maybe you should consider a remake of "Last Tango in Paris" or "The Lover" or even though it only came out a couple years ago, "Nine Songs." Just a though. And I need to agree with Hefe, I'd totally still hit it.
By TheBig28, on August 8, 2007 14:00:37
in 2 years from now we'll be saying "remember jessica simpson? remember her? the ugly blonde with the lip-synching sister? no? come on, you remember she was in...in...no wait it was...shit i can't remember. you know, the one who married that douche from the boy band? yeah, come to think of it, i can't think of anything she was in either."
By anonymous, on August 8, 2007 14:35:17
she looks great in uniform! Dont tell me who she is and I will hit it twice!
By anonymous, on August 8, 2007 14:53:25
Before she bitches too much, she should spend a month in Baghdad, actually put the ballistic plates in that vest, some ammo, and other required gear for a day out in the streets. She would then be quite glad to be a little hot in Louisiana.. And for the record, I’d hit it, then wouldn’t return her calls..
Why do these movie type people think that they are so great?
By Sparky, on August 8, 2007 15:32:03
WELL IS NOT HER FAULT SHE IS SUCH A BITCH COME ON THEY ARE IN LOUISIANA IN THE MIDDLE OF SUMMER DUH ANY ONE WILL BECOME A BITCH IN THAT NASTY ASS HEAT AND HUMIDITY ESPECIALLY WEARING ALL THAT SHIT AND A HELMET DAMN KEEP BITCHING JESSICA BLAME IT ON THE DAMN HEAT,
By anonymous, on August 8, 2007 16:21:37
WELL IS NOT HER FAULT SHE IS SUCH A BITCH COME ON THEY ARE IN LOUISIANA IN THE MIDDLE OF SUMMER DUH ANY ONE WILL BECOME A BITCH IN THAT NASTY ASS HEAT AND HUMIDITY ESPECIALLY WEARING ALL THAT SHIT AND A HELMET DAMN KEEP BITCHING JESSICA BLAME IT ON THE DAMN HEAT, AND SHOW
By anonymous, on August 8, 2007 16:21:38
WELL IS NOT HER FAULT SHE IS SUCH A BITCH COME ON THEY ARE IN LOUISIANA IN THE MIDDLE OF SUMMER DUH ANY ONE WILL BECOME A BITCH IN THAT NASTY ASS HEAT AND HUMIDITY ESPECIALLY WEARING ALL THAT SHIT AND A HELMET DAMN KEEP BITCHING JESSICA BLAME IT ON THE DAMN HEAT, AND SHOW YOUR TITS
By anonymous, on August 8, 2007 16:21:40
This is how women act when they don't get a dick stuck in them on a regular basis.
By anonymous, on August 8, 2007 16:24:37
Unlike her peers (and that's an insult to them) Jessica gives me no enjoyment in blogging about her. I LOVE blogging about Lindsay and Britney. Theyre retards. Jessica's just a spoilt cunt.
By Moni, on August 8, 2007 16:33:11
I've heard many times and from many people that Vivica A. Fox really doesn't like white people. Why should Jessica talk too her?
By Jenn, on August 8, 2007 16:48:22
She does look good in uniform. I'd do her up good.
By anonymous, on August 8, 2007 17:16:22
How does she have enough money or pull to get special treatment? Dukes of Hazzard and Employee of the Month couldn't have paid her that much. No Diva status has been earned.
By Mike, on August 8, 2007 17:21:21
Soldier, Is that hairstyle up to regulation???
By anonymous, on August 8, 2007 18:03:58
Yeah yeah... sad she isnt comfortable. I don't know why anyone would feel bad for her though. She took this job, she knew when filming would begin and where it would begin. She knew her role and by knowing her role she should realize what she'd be wearing in this certain time and place. An actress isn't just about acting but creating a character and how that character would feel if it was real. You can't be a character to make it look like something but feel like something different.
By anonymous, on August 8, 2007 18:06:40
Anyone who'd "hit it" or "still hit it" is a fag, is gay, is a homo. She's a tranny, and you're gay.
By anonymous, on August 8, 2007 20:44:47
she's getting uglier every time I see her..she actually use to be cute 5 years ago..her front teeth are getting bigger she looks like a beaver.
By anonymous, on August 8, 2007 21:30:58
I wouldn't talk to Racisca A Fox either...
By anonymous, on August 8, 2007 23:09:41
"Her F-bombs were heard practically all over the base. Everyone was mortified."
This would be a military base I assume? Where everyone is ever so polite and there is never a cuss to be heard?
By anonymous, on August 9, 2007 04:56:11
Not one single person in this film has a modicum of talent, even Steve Guttenberg, the only decent thing he did was Short Circuit and that's loses it's appeal once you hit 10 years old. If this piece of shit doesn't go straight to DVD then someone needs locking up.
By StraNGeLaD, on August 9, 2007 05:44:11
why is this stupid media whore making films, who is hiring her?? all her films flopped
By anonymous, on August 9, 2007 06:42:55
the thing is, yeah, louisiana is hot as hell, but if she were actually into her role, she wouldn't be bitching and taking out her discomfort on her assistants and others on set, but would be using that heat and using that discomfort to identify with how her character would feel. of course, this is all contingent upon her being a real actor, which, as we all know, is *not* the case. she needs to just pack up her shit and go back to her trailer...and i don't mean the one she has on set.
By lysistrata, on August 9, 2007 07:03:11
Umm, she's getting fucking paid to deal with the heat everyone else deals with for free so boo fucking who. She should realize she has no talent and her time in the spotlight is coming to an end and try and make friends ...
I don't understand why any director would cast her in another movie after they saw her "acting" capability in her previous movies ...
By anonymous, on August 9, 2007 09:35:51
For one thing, from what I hear, Vivica's not worth talking to. Especially if you're white (she no likey). For another thing, that description doesn't sound like Jessica. Too many people who've met her have said how sweet and unspoiled she is. Plus the part about her f-bombs shocking everyone. Please. They'd be shocking to nuns, maybe, but to people even remotely associated with the entertainment biz OR the military.
Sounds like rubbish.
By woulddoanythingtoandformattdamon, on August 9, 2007 10:15:33
I'd like to see her told that the next scenes need to be filmed abroad. After a very comfortable 1st class journey she'd wake up at the Baghdad airport, be given a map and told to drive a Humvee to the new shoot location north of Faluja. The rest of the cast will join her later.
Goodbye Jess! Have a nice journey. don't be afraid to ask the locals for directions if you get 'lost'!
By MikeG, on August 9, 2007 11:48:27
Filthy talentless whore - please just GO AWAY! Oh, and take your dirty pedophile daddy with you. Oh, and your nasty, previously hook-nosed sister. And while you're at it, take the eyeliner wearing closet queen she's dating. Oh, by the way, if you have room, please take your hot, yet useless, ex and his blander (if that's possible) replacement of you. Hey - don't let me get in the way, but if you could also roll Lindsey off of a cliff while you all are driving in the has-been bus to Neverland, that would be A-OK in my world. Just a suggestion...
By shelby9201, on August 10, 2007 21:59:57
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