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Jessica Simpson is Jealous

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Mayer must like girls with no asses because neither Cameron Diaz nor Jessica Simpson have one. What a fag.

By anonymous, on August 30, 2007 12:54:55
John Mayer has a penis???

I heard it was a garden hose.

By Vigilante, on August 30, 2007 12:59:24
"Hey man, do me favor. See that knife over there?"

^Sheer brilliance! LOL

By Black Velveteen, on August 30, 2007 12:59:25
Jessica > Cameron...........Mayer is a loser and his music sucks dick just like him

By anonymous, on August 30, 2007 13:00:52
Mayer's penis should go visit Senator Craig from Idaho. He'd get all kinds of action, then.

By i don't like you in any way, on August 30, 2007 13:01:45
Say what you will about Jessica, she's 5 times hotter than Cameron Diaz. Me thinks Mr. Mayer downgraded.

By Jim, on August 30, 2007 13:02:29
He dumped Jessica "I'm sorry, can you smell my farts?" Simpson because her dick was bigger than his.

I don't know about Cameron ... hell, maybe he's punishing his penis for being so small?

I don't know who/what he was dating before, but both of these are downgrades nonetheless.

By anonymous, on August 30, 2007 13:06:07
Jessica and Cameron are equally ugly.

By anonymous, on August 30, 2007 13:09:45
Maybe if Jessica didn't shit the bed when they were in Italy she'd still have a boyfriend.

By anonymous, on August 30, 2007 13:10:21
http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2007/04/jessica-simpson-thinks-beds-are-toilets.html

By jessica simpson shit the bed, on August 30, 2007 13:12:00
LOL! ^

By anonymous, on August 30, 2007 13:12:05
I dunno, Jim. JS may look hotter, but I'll bet CD is more fun to be around. And CD's just gotta be better in bed, methinks.

By D4, on August 30, 2007 13:12:24
You know Mayer and Cameron look like each other, seriously she's him with blonde hair, maybe that explains the attraction

By Staby, on August 30, 2007 13:15:25
What an emo fag he is. I'd pick Jessica Simpson any day over that pimple-faced, flat-assed old whore; and I fucking hate Jessica Simpson.
And don't tell me it's because Ca-moron is smarter or something. She's as vapid as a vacuum cleaner bag.

By anonymous, on August 30, 2007 13:15:27
D4, Cameron is really, really annoying. If you've ever seen her in interviews, she's a total moron. I know Jessica is no genius and equally annoying, but at least she's relatively attractive.

Like you said, maybe shes awesome in bed, I dont know. Timberlake stayed with her for a while, and I dont think he's gay like a lot of people do. She must do something right.

By Jim, on August 30, 2007 13:24:58
Maybe if Jessica Simpson wasn't as dumb as a sack of hammers, she'd have fewer problems keeping her men.

I suspect that once the men in her life discover how utterly vacuous her brain is, they bail...

By anonymous, on August 30, 2007 13:29:13
Or maybe it's because, like Simpson, Diaz doesn't mind being pissed on before they bump nasties.

Oh, hey! Wait for it...wait for it...

JESUS CHRIST!!! IT'S QUITTIN' TIME!!!

JESUS!!!!!

I don't think he heard me.

By Vigilante, on August 30, 2007 13:33:00
two fug fuglies!

At least fug #1 is finally up on her proactiv game...

By u_already_know, on August 30, 2007 13:37:54
she's also jealous of the fact that christina, shitney, and justin went on to be mouseketeers because she got scared at the audition and didn't perform.

By prettyboy, on August 30, 2007 13:51:57
he's ugly...the two women are hot!

By anonymous, on August 30, 2007 13:54:21
seriously simpson shouldnt be jealous of diaz...theyre both on the same level...not a step down or a step up...ugly is ugly.

By anonymous, on August 30, 2007 13:58:22
Simpson and Diaz both look like trannies and Mayer is a homo.

By anonymous, on August 30, 2007 13:58:49
Diaz always looks retarded. Seriously. Someone tell me how this bitch could ever be physically attractive.

By anonymous, on August 30, 2007 14:47:00
"Maybe if Jessica didn't shit the bed when they were in Italy she'd still have a boyfriend."

That generally happens after a heavy anal pounding.

By anonymous, on August 30, 2007 16:26:53
Cameron's down with the ganja...that must count for SOMETHING.

By anonymous, on August 30, 2007 17:12:59
Isn't is warm in L.A...it isn't fall yet so I don't get the long sleave shirt.

By JeNN, on August 30, 2007 17:32:00
Jessica is 5x hotter than Cameron. Where most have the advantage of making up ground on Jessica, she doesn't have enough upstairs to close the gap.

By Slick Rick, on August 30, 2007 18:21:29
Jessica should not have gotten rid of Nick. He couldput up her and her family. She does not understand that not every man is going to want to be faithful and marry. It is dating,having fun, a lil sex,and then move on. It is no big deal.

By Rooney is the band, on August 30, 2007 18:32:59
JeNN, LA people dress like it's winter all the time. As if weather in the 70's requires a jacket and pants.

They're trying to hide all their flaws (inside and out), and its not working.

By Carolina, on August 30, 2007 18:35:34
Hello?

Where on Earth is there proof that Mayer was/is dating Cameron?
No photos of them together... and she's 'apparently' off with Jude law on a holiday soon.
All been blown out of proportion.
Love this rumour mill.. it's so ridiculous.
So in your photos, where's John?

By anonymous, on August 30, 2007 19:40:44
John Mayer? = FAG

By anonymous, on August 30, 2007 23:04:58
Jude Law 34, and his latest love interest a lingerie model and former Miss Berlin, Susan Hoecke, 26. She has thin arms and big breasts, hot.

By anonymous, on August 31, 2007 00:31:58
Is Cam trying to make trashbacks chic? Cuz it's not working.

By Hater-Ade, on August 31, 2007 03:30:28
Is Cam trying to make trashbacks chic? Cuz it's not working.

By anonymous, on August 31, 2007 03:30:34
Jessica Simpson and Cameron Diaz are equally beautiful. and do they need for a Mayer?!:)

By szemi, on August 31, 2007 06:06:53
Mr. Diaz must suck a mean dick.

By anonymous, on August 31, 2007 06:29:45
Oh, Todd. Thank God for your realistic views and unique brand of humour. It always makes my day, or week depending on how frequent you post. More, Pleeza!

By anonymous, on August 31, 2007 06:57:31
You must be a fag if you think Jessica is hotter than Cameron. First of she has a man face. Second she is a troll at 5'2 body and2 feet long legs. Third she is as dumb as a rock. Fourth she has zero talent. Now let's look at "ugly" Cameron. She has a very feminine face, mile long legs, she's in great shape, we all know she is pretty witty, and she is more talented than most women in Hollywood that are her age or younger. I personally don't believe the story of Cam dating John because she's way too talented and pretty for him. Jessica was a good match because they're both ugly and talentless.

By anonymous, on August 31, 2007 07:03:24
Jessica looks depressing to be with. Cameron looks fun. Both seem desperate.

By anonymous, on August 31, 2007 07:04:39
John Mayer is the one on the right with the dress, right?

By bv, on August 31, 2007 08:52:13
jessica had it all at one time
now she has and is nothing
sucks to be you jess
fame & fortune worth it?

By toobadsosad, on August 31, 2007 10:18:25
awwwww dont be jealous Jess, You fucked him all that you could....I guess he wanted some less manly looking! LMAO!

By anonymous, on August 31, 2007 11:33:28
07:03:24 - Uh, ye-ah... nice try, Ca-moron. Only you could write such a stupid assed comment. Why? Because you have no fans. Everyone hates you.

By Angryman, on August 31, 2007 12:16:00
I'm confused. Isn't John Mayer supposed to be on the date too?

Cameron Diaz is overrated in every way I can think of. Bad actress, FUG minus hair and makeup and as long as she keeps that joker mouth closed, weird, skinny body, really odd fashion sense most of the time, bad skin .....

By Birthday Girl, on August 31, 2007 12:43:18
Why are men ashamed to be seen with Cameron?

By DynamiteSal, on August 31, 2007 13:09:19
he is fucking cameron diaz now??? shit dude what the fuck is wrong with that over rated asswipe , cameron is FUGLY with no ass or tits or a cunt ,some fucking dudes who can fuck the best always fuck the worst stupid bastard

By anonymous, on August 31, 2007 16:30:54
The only man that wants to be with Jess is her dad Joe, don't be sad Jess your daddy is always there to comfort your big titties.

By anonymous, on August 31, 2007 17:12:34
Yeah she's jealous of Cammy,NOT! According to sources, last week she was hanging with Leo DeCaprio! They were all over each other, according to Life and Style mag. Looks like Leo changed his tune huh?

By anonymous, on September 1, 2007 10:35:36
She's not dating John Mayer, at least not just him. She's with Bradley Cooper, too.

By anonymous, on September 2, 2007 19:20:27
You must be a fag if you think Jessica is hotter than Cameron. First of she has a man face. Second she is a troll at 5'2 body and2 feet long legs. Third she is as dumb as a rock. Fourth she has zero talent. Now let's look at "ugly" Cameron. She has a very feminine face, mile long legs, she's in great shape, we all know she is pretty witty, and she is more talented than most women in Hollywood that are her age or younger. I personally don't believe the story of Cam dating John because she's way too talented and pretty for him. Jessica was a good match because they're both ugly and talentless.

By anonymous, on August 31, 2007 07:03:24

HA HA HA HA you are a sad case guess you play with your little dick everytime you see that UGLY cameron bitch on tv , come on the bitch is talentless her movies suck ass the only time she looked "good" was in THE MASK after that movie she became the wife of frankesntein , her legs are bony her ass is flat her so call tits are pancakes , and her acting sucks but guess you are her only fan out there , so sad

By anonymous, on September 3, 2007 17:04:47
jessica only wants what she can't have..didn't want nick until he was in a serious relationship and then she was jealous. now again. although why anyone would want cameron i don't understand.

By anonymous, on September 5, 2007 07:03:16