34 Comments:

1. hahahahahaha

   By anonymous, on August 1, 2007 11:14:23

2. she just needs to make a movie of her running around with those tig ol' bitties floppin' for 90 minutes...and as eric sezs.."i'd buy that for a dollar!"

   By jessies girl, on August 1, 2007 11:14:35

3. LMAO!! Fuck you Jessica and Papa Joe!!

   By anonymous, on August 1, 2007 11:16:41

4. Jessica Simpson has such an ugly face. It's a waste of perfectly good tits.

   By anonymous, on August 1, 2007 11:19:28

5. Wow! Mommy has a five head, huh??

   By Scared in NJ, on August 1, 2007 11:21:31

6. Saying A Jessica Simspon movie sucks is a given like the Sun always rises in the east and What goes up must come down, its a natural law.

   By anonymous, on August 1, 2007 11:24:01

7. What's up with those pics of them showing how big they can open there mouths? Did someone ask them to demonstrate where Papa Joe likes to stick it?

   By anonymous, on August 1, 2007 11:24:43

8. Papa JoeBoy, if you want your daughter ho in movies, you really really really need to get her into porn. She's perfect for it. I'm talking hand-in-glove, to-a-"T" perfect. In fact, can anyone deny that she was not in fact BORN FOR PORN?? Seriously, let's get it done, mutha ukka!

   By hohoho, on August 1, 2007 11:26:47

9. Well of course her movie sucks. Next you'll be telling us the sun rises in the East and Asia is the biggest continent. And her face looks like ugly blow-up doll.

   By anonymous, on August 1, 2007 11:29:27

10. One look at that stupid picture of her pouting with an ugly wig is enough to tell us how idiotic that movie has to be. This here story ain't no surprise.

    By Merman with a Trident, on August 1, 2007 11:35:13

11. Both of them are average looking white gals at best....Jess looks so much like her daddy that its just ugly and her mom...shit there are no words for her really.

    By anonymous, on August 1, 2007 11:35:59

12. Who watches a Jessica Simpson movie for the Movie anyways ! I dont watch porn for the plot....I dont look at playboys for the articles !!

    By anonymous, on August 1, 2007 11:44:56

13. There are plenty of actresses with big tits who have pretty faces to go with their tits, not in Jessica Simpson's case.

    By anonymous, on August 1, 2007 11:56:38

14. shame on luke wilson for signing on to do this trash. he should be slapped.

    By anonymous, on August 1, 2007 11:57:35

15. her mom has a wad of gum in her mouth. classy.

    By anonymous, on August 1, 2007 12:07:20

16. yeah no one cares about her singing or acting but she still VERY FUCKABALE specially in her third input

    By anonymous, on August 1, 2007 12:20:57

17. Yeah, what an odd movie for Luke Wilson to do. Bad choice, Luke. But I'll forgive him since he's done so many great ones.

    By anonymous, on August 1, 2007 12:45:20

18. Her acting can't be as half as bad as Michael Jordans. Who the hell thought he'd be good at selling underwear?

    By micropede, on August 1, 2007 13:00:57

19. So what if this dumb bitch has big tits. She's a midget and she has an ugly face. She looks like a fuckin tranny. Closet homos love Jessica Simpson.

    By anonymous, on August 1, 2007 13:44:43

20. In a minute.

    By anonymous, on August 1, 2007 13:53:03

21. Thanx for the gi-normous man-chin, moooommmm..

    By J.Simpson, on August 1, 2007 14:29:36

22. i bet luke wilson did this movie because he lost a bet. if it wasn't him it would've been starring an owen, steve, or vince. those guys are such jokers.

    By anonymous, on August 1, 2007 15:14:32

23. Why does she think it's somehow attractive to open her mouth as wide as she possibly can? I've never seen anybody except Nikki from Cum Blasters #12 open their piehole like that. Not cute sugartits! Now zip it!

    By anonymous, on August 1, 2007 17:34:57

24. ^^^
    Well that trio must lose a shitload of bets, cause' their always in bad movies or they make movies bad. Hmmmm...

    By anonymous, on August 1, 2007 17:51:23

25. She looks like the fucking joker. I heard she'll be Heath Ledger's understudy for the next Batman movie.

    By anonymous, on August 1, 2007 20:38:50

26. Let's be real here. She looks like a tranny. She has a weird body, and the implants looks like a bargain job she got for $2K.
    
    She's the test if you're gay. If you think she's hot. You're gay. And there's nothing wrong with that.

    By BoB Smith, on August 1, 2007 21:31:01

27. I would pay to see the movie where Papa Joe gets his ass kicked by a merman with a trident, giant robot or the StayPuft Marshmallow Man for trying to pitch a movie with either of his daughter's in it, but not something with either of them and their sad attempts at acting in them.

    By anonymous, on August 2, 2007 01:10:00

28. Wait, wait, wait, wait...Why should we (international "audiences") have to put up with this! Doesn't that violate some sort of UN charter?

    By Carolyn, on August 2, 2007 02:03:46

29. Don't say Mom's "ugly". Say Mom is "what Jessica will look like in about 15 years".

    By anonymous, on August 2, 2007 07:57:07

30. Is it just me or does her mom need to learn how to pose for pictures? Or is it that she's really a leech??

    By anonymous, on August 2, 2007 12:01:46

31. JESSICA NEEDS ANAL AND SHE WILL BE A "STAR" AGAIN

    By anonymous, on August 3, 2007 01:02:21

32. I feel a little sad for Luke Wilson ... do they have naked pictures of him and Tom Cruise .. how did they get him into this movie?

    By anonymous, on August 3, 2007 10:27:29

33. ugly horseface Chestica is a replica of her ugly ass perverted father, they are such a disgusting looking family

    By anonymous, on August 3, 2007 22:40:53

34. Ahaha, good now hopefully she can fuck off..we can only hope :(

    By Zeus, on August 6, 2007 00:46:49