Today's dilemma? Where do you park your dong, Jenna Jameson or Kirstie Alley? Jenna has skills, but she looks like a goblin. Kirstie's a fatty, but she's funny and will have snacks for after.
Why is that white woman always disgrace penis of yellow man? Jenny, may the burn of a thousand suns singe you for ching chang comment. Racism accpetable towards yellow man, but if Ping Pong joke make against the dark ones for their insatiable consumption of watermelons, social police arrest and charge they will? Not right it is. Together we must stand, and our resolve have the strength of 10,000 bamboo plants. In our hearts is the tiger, but in our soups is the shark fin. My small penis will shun this brash white woman, unless she makes Ping Pong a drink while he play baccarat. This country suffer big from those who consume tacos crawling over the border, but Ping Pong's people are doctors and engineers, not stupid landscapers or hubcap thieves. Please do big favor for yellow man, stop with hurtful remarks. It is not our fault that so many restaurant have the name Ching Chong.
Way to stick to your diet. I knew this bitch wasn't eating that Jenny Craig shit.
On the dilemma I got to go with Kirstie. She might have something that still resembles a vagina, and Jenna had a "botched vaginoplasty" I don't want to ever see.
What's with all these Scientologists flipping the camera off? Aren't they all supposed to have super powers or something? If I had super powers I wouldn't flip off cameras, I'd snuff people out.
I really liked her on Cheers. Then I found out she was a looney Scientologist. She is also completely full of shit when she claims she's 145. I'm more (not much more, but a little. I'm working on it) than that and an inch shorter and I look way WAY better than she does. There's no way on God's Green Earth that she's any less than 170.
Disgusting. The real sad thing is...She is no different than 65% of all women in the U.S. Thats right ladies, your all a bunch of fatties. Quit effin eating a whole package of oreo's while watching american idol.
Ping pong man, jealous much of Blingy Washington's juicy black package? Ping pong people may turn into Dr's and engineers but have heart of tiger and penis of parakeet.
diets are useless if you don't exercise. I work out 6 days a week and I also eat healthy foods (especially organic fruits and vegetables) and my bod is pretty awesome. She's looked the same for over a year now which makes me believe she only relies on the food and not so much her own instinct to get on a treadmill. I eat chinese or have my junk days (usually fridays) so there is nothing wrong with a lil take out once in a while but she obviously isn't making much of an effort to lose weight.
If she would stop constantly bringing her weight problems to the entire world's attention, then she would be able to get chinese food and not have the media beat her up about it. It's her own fault that she is a laughing stock. GO VALERIE BERTINELLI!
First, she tried to tell us that she was-- at her heaviest mind you--204 lbs. Then said that she dropped 75 lbs. total. Making her at her thinest 129 lbs. Sorry if I call bullshit.
Paying attention to the TV ads, you sensed that Kirstie must've gained something. When Valerie Bertinelli teamed up with her, they were both on the commercials at the same time. Eventually you saw a gradual fadeout of Kirstie, to the point Kirstie was reduced to being on a phone (unseen)...and then POOF. Kirstie disappears! No shock that she blew back up again.
look at me. I work out 6 days a week and eat organic (sheep balls) and I have an awesome bod. I'm so insecure. I love fat white bitches. Tha's what all us brotha's love. I'm a black man.
Tina, preach it sistah. If she hadn't made SUCH a big deal out of her weight, and then losing it, and all the commercials and shit, she could be like "hey kiss my fat ass."
But no. She had to make a big huge deal out of all of it, so now they're always noticing what she's eating.
How about this? I have this radical idea that women start accepting who they are. Not who they are when they lose x number of pounds, but who they are, right now, today. If you're unhappy with how you look and feel, take HEALTHY, REASONABLE, RATIONAL steps to feel better. Get on a treadmill, go for a farking walk, move your body, and cut back on the snackage.
Poor Kirsty, she knows she is not what she advertises, that is why she hides. She is hanging on a thread, and I hope Zenu, or Zena, or Zenical, or Urethea, or whomever she worships can answer her call. Actually, there is nothing wrong on what she looks like, she looks like the average woman, but for Holywood she needs a good personality, that is why she has stayed where she is, but that too is fading, hope she has a good finacial advisor.
She fucked Parker Stevenson for years and years. Afterwards all that self-hatred had to go into some type of activity (although, admittedly, Parker gave a breathtaking performance in that very special episode of "Blossom").
My guess is that she weighs 160-165. I'm not sure how much she really claims to be, but she is not super-fat. Look at her arms - they're not too large and hammy. And, it is true that the camera adds ten pounds. Ordinary people (probably like a lot of the people making comments on this) would be stunned by how large they appear on camera. For instance, Kate Winslet is often regarded as being a bit overweight. She's probably a size six and tinier than oh, most American women these days.
She is the PERFECT spokesperson for Jenny Craig: A fat, ugly middle-aged white woman in complete denial about her sex appeal, with the personality of a yellow dog in a garbage dump and the manners of a Newark cab driver.
Kirstie is saying she now only eats on JC meal a day to maintain. TO MAINTAIN??? She still looks huge. And the ads look like she's sausaged into a girdle.
06:51:52: I am 5'3" and my weight varies between 160 and 165. So yes I am overweight for my height (I carry a lot of weight in my chest -- I'm a 40D) but even at that weight I do not look as huge as Kirstie Alley does in this picture. She lists her height as 5'7" - 5'8" so if she were really 160 lbs. I think she'd be looking a lot better. My guess is that she's about 180-185.
I also believe she wears an "industrial strength body sleeve" for the Jenny Craig photoshoots! She looked pretty good on last week's cover of People magazine with Valerie (but Valerie looks A LOT better than Kirstie!).
Her commercials for Jennie Craig always have her standing still and erect as the Statue of Liberty, in a long flowing gown to mitigate the bulges. She is using the same tricks a geriatric Mae West used in "Myra Breckenridge" forty years ago.
when the bitch was in that stupid oprah show she needed to lose 40 more pounds because 75 pounds was NOT ENOUGH her thighs were runnib together and her ass was nasty huge thats why she did not turn around to show the public how fat she still was and she never took that towell off and in that pic you can tell she GAIND more FAT all over nasty slut and yes once she was kind of hot back in the 80's she did put on the bunny outfit
To above: she got her start as the sexy Vulcan protege of Spock in Star Trek: Wrath of Khan.Strangely enough, Leonard Nimoy looks about the same, while Kirstie....*shakes head*
now dont get me wrong, i love celeb-bashing as much as the next person. but im so sick of hearing about how fat and ugly kirtie alley is. shes like 50 for gods sakes! shes let herself go, she doesnt care anymore. concentrate on the young, stupid celebrities, its much funner
and yea the poster is right ching chang chong does not equal jenny craig. LMAO she should have hired someone to get the food for her. i dont see the point of flicking ppl off. chinese food is good she should have just kept on minding her busi and ignored the paps. everyone needs a cheat day once every week
62 Comments:
Leave Your Commentthat's hilarious.
By anonymous, on August 14, 2007 11:05:40
There appears to be a small child also dressed in green following right behind her.
Wait, is that her butt...?
By anonymous, on August 14, 2007 11:07:48
nice image loser. jenny craig needs to drop your fat ass and her cousin, the front butt.
By chuggdog, on August 14, 2007 11:10:12
Refresh my memory: she was once hot or she was once nominated for statehood?
By TheBig28, on August 14, 2007 11:11:33
Man, that is one fat assed bitch.
By anonymous, on August 14, 2007 11:13:22
is she wearing a bustle wtf?
By anonymous, on August 14, 2007 11:15:01
Today's dilemma? Where do you park your dong, Jenna Jameson or Kirstie Alley? Jenna has skills, but she looks like a goblin. Kirstie's a fatty, but she's funny and will have snacks for after.
By Dickie Hateface, on August 14, 2007 11:16:35
Why is that white woman always disgrace penis of yellow man? Jenny, may the burn of a thousand suns singe you for ching chang comment. Racism accpetable towards yellow man, but if Ping Pong joke make against the dark ones for their insatiable consumption of watermelons, social police arrest and charge they will? Not right it is. Together we must stand, and our resolve have the strength of 10,000 bamboo plants. In our hearts is the tiger, but in our soups is the shark fin. My small penis will shun this brash white woman, unless she makes Ping Pong a drink while he play baccarat. This country suffer big from those who consume tacos crawling over the border, but Ping Pong's people are doctors and engineers, not stupid landscapers or hubcap thieves. Please do big favor for yellow man, stop with hurtful remarks. It is not our fault that so many restaurant have the name Ching Chong.
By Ping Pong Man, on August 14, 2007 11:17:15
Jenna Jameson might give you AIDS, but Kirstie Alley might swallow you whole. So, I'd say the risk is high either way.
By anonymous, on August 14, 2007 11:20:20
Way to stick to your diet. I knew this bitch wasn't eating that Jenny Craig shit.
On the dilemma I got to go with Kirstie. She might have something that still resembles a vagina, and Jenna had a "botched vaginoplasty" I don't want to ever see.
By anonymous, on August 14, 2007 11:24:55
Yep, dieting is sure a bitch. Now, where are those damn Twinkies?
By Sorceressss, on August 14, 2007 11:34:03
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
That's so funny that I dropped my twinkies! Geez she looks like she ate Shelly Long
By anonymous, on August 14, 2007 11:35:39
What's with all these Scientologists flipping the camera off? Aren't they all supposed to have super powers or something? If I had super powers I wouldn't flip off cameras, I'd snuff people out.
By anonymous, on August 14, 2007 11:39:05
I really liked her on Cheers. Then I found out she was a looney Scientologist. She is also completely full of shit when she claims she's 145. I'm more (not much more, but a little. I'm working on it) than that and an inch shorter and I look way WAY better than she does. There's no way on God's Green Earth that she's any less than 170.
By anonymous, on August 14, 2007 11:49:22
Ho ho ho, Greeeen Giant!!
By joejoe, on August 14, 2007 11:50:41
PS: Her purse creeps me out. It looks like a pile of shit with eyes and a handle.
By joejoe, on August 14, 2007 11:54:18
Disgusting. The real sad thing is...She is no different than 65% of all women in the U.S. Thats right ladies, your all a bunch of fatties. Quit effin eating a whole package of oreo's while watching american idol.
By anonymous, on August 14, 2007 11:55:20
"Cut out all that ching chang talk, I don't understand you, white power!"
By Jim, on August 14, 2007 12:03:02
she weighs 145 from the waist up, maybe.
By anonymous, on August 14, 2007 12:08:42
This is what Fergie will look like in ten years.
Maybe five.
By amanda, on August 14, 2007 12:12:08
haha Jim!
and botched vaginoplasty. did they give her a yellow man pee-pee or something?
By anonymous, on August 14, 2007 12:17:21
lmao @ the Chappelle show quote
By anonymous, on August 14, 2007 12:20:14
Not only is she fat, but what's going on with her saggy neck and jacked up arms? Shit, I don't wanna get old and look like this...
By anonymous, on August 14, 2007 12:55:02
They've invented new words for the airbrushing they have to do on her pictures before they're published.
By anonymous, on August 14, 2007 13:36:04
Hey Anonymous 11:49..........I highly doubt she's anywhere CLOSE to 170 either. All those bitches lie about thier 'number'.
Yeah, Kirstie is over 200, no doubt.
By anonymous, on August 14, 2007 13:43:32
Ping pong man, jealous much of Blingy Washington's juicy black package? Ping pong people may turn into Dr's and engineers but have heart of tiger and penis of parakeet.
By anonymous, on August 14, 2007 13:43:53
diets are useless if you don't exercise. I work out 6 days a week and I also eat healthy foods (especially organic fruits and vegetables) and my bod is pretty awesome. She's looked the same for over a year now which makes me believe she only relies on the food and not so much her own instinct to get on a treadmill. I eat chinese or have my junk days (usually fridays) so there is nothing wrong with a lil take out once in a while but she obviously isn't making much of an effort to lose weight.
By prettyboy, on August 14, 2007 13:52:09
If she would stop constantly bringing her weight problems to the entire world's attention, then she would be able to get chinese food and not have the media beat her up about it. It's her own fault that she is a laughing stock. GO VALERIE BERTINELLI!
By Tina, on August 14, 2007 13:55:32
I'm sure she's secure in the knowledge that Shrek loves her for who she is.
By anonymous, on August 14, 2007 14:05:05
Kirsti is looking very Fergalicious today....
By McPhatty, on August 14, 2007 15:00:30
First, she tried to tell us that she was-- at her heaviest mind you--204 lbs. Then said that she dropped 75 lbs. total. Making her at her thinest 129 lbs.
Sorry if I call bullshit.
By sparker, on August 14, 2007 16:09:32
I think she needs her thetans removed. Or else the anal probe is making her look bloated.
By Juicy Dirt, on August 14, 2007 16:30:32
Haggish.
And she has Gollum-arms.
By Amanda, on August 14, 2007 16:39:58
Paying attention to the TV ads, you sensed that Kirstie must've gained something. When Valerie Bertinelli teamed up with her, they were both on the commercials at the same time. Eventually you saw a gradual fadeout of Kirstie, to the point Kirstie was reduced to being on a phone (unseen)...and then POOF. Kirstie disappears! No shock that she blew back up again.
By TV guy, on August 14, 2007 17:19:41
"What's with all these Scientologists flipping the camera off?"
On planet Xenu, that is the standard greeting, much like shaking hands here on Earth. Don't be offended, it just means they are friendly.
By anonymous, on August 14, 2007 17:20:07
And Anna Nicole Smith used Trimspa. These people will do anything to make money. Oh the lies, she got to be pushing at least 200 lbs!!
By The Big L, on August 14, 2007 17:28:36
I thought fat people were supposed to be jolly?
By Vigilante, on August 14, 2007 18:09:56
look at me. I work out 6 days a week and eat organic (sheep balls) and I have an awesome bod. I'm so insecure. I love fat white bitches. Tha's what all us brotha's love. I'm a black man.
By prettyboy, on August 14, 2007 18:58:56
Tina, preach it sistah. If she hadn't made SUCH a big deal out of her weight, and then losing it, and all the commercials and shit, she could be like "hey kiss my fat ass."
But no. She had to make a big huge deal out of all of it, so now they're always noticing what she's eating.
How about this? I have this radical idea that women start accepting who they are. Not who they are when they lose x number of pounds, but who they are, right now, today. If you're unhappy with how you look and feel, take HEALTHY, REASONABLE, RATIONAL steps to feel better. Get on a treadmill, go for a farking walk, move your body, and cut back on the snackage.
Then start liking yourself.
By Anastasia, on August 14, 2007 19:05:50
Poor Kirsty, she knows she is not what she advertises, that is why she hides. She is hanging on a thread, and I hope Zenu, or Zena, or Zenical, or Urethea, or whomever she worships can answer her call. Actually, there is nothing wrong on what she looks like, she looks like the average woman, but for Holywood she needs a good personality, that is why she has stayed where she is, but that too is fading, hope she has a good finacial advisor.
By anonymous, on August 14, 2007 19:33:40
if britnet gets over photoshopped, why not kirsty??? http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a239/hurleygurlie2388/kirstycopy.jpg
By hurleygurlie2388, on August 14, 2007 20:03:08
She fucked Parker Stevenson for years and years. Afterwards all that self-hatred had to go into some type of activity (although, admittedly, Parker gave a breathtaking performance in that very special episode of "Blossom").
By anonymous, on August 14, 2007 20:16:46
i meant britneY
By hurleygurlie2388, on August 14, 2007 20:54:17
lmao she is disappearing from the jenny craig ads...i remember seeing her in a car, hiding half of her body, she should start to catch on!
By anonymous, on August 14, 2007 21:03:09
Moooooooo....
Anchor cows like to eat shit loads
By COVUK, on August 15, 2007 00:08:36
no, kirstie is not busted, kirstie is fat.
By anonymous, on August 15, 2007 06:50:06
My guess is that she weighs 160-165. I'm not sure how much she really claims to be, but she is not super-fat. Look at her arms - they're not too large and hammy.
And, it is true that the camera adds ten pounds. Ordinary people (probably like a lot of the people making comments on this) would be stunned by how large they appear on camera. For instance, Kate Winslet is often regarded as being a bit overweight. She's probably a size six and tinier than oh, most American women these days.
By anonymous, on August 15, 2007 06:51:52
Battlefield Girth
By Almighty Zeus, on August 15, 2007 07:07:52
She is the PERFECT spokesperson for Jenny Craig: A fat, ugly middle-aged white woman in complete denial about her sex appeal, with the personality of a yellow dog in a garbage dump and the manners of a Newark cab driver.
By jbonz, on August 15, 2007 07:40:23
jbonz, I am LMAO at your comment. Thanks.
By Almighty Zeus, on August 15, 2007 09:08:38
Kirstie is saying she now only eats on JC meal a day to maintain. TO MAINTAIN??? She still looks huge. And the ads look like she's sausaged into a girdle.
By anonymous, on August 15, 2007 09:48:32
06:51:52: I am 5'3" and my weight varies between 160 and 165. So yes I am overweight for my height (I carry a lot of weight in my chest -- I'm a 40D) but even at that weight I do not look as huge as Kirstie Alley does in this picture. She lists her height as 5'7" - 5'8" so if she were really 160 lbs. I think she'd be looking a lot better. My guess is that she's about 180-185.
I also believe she wears an "industrial strength body sleeve" for the Jenny Craig photoshoots! She looked pretty good on last week's cover of People magazine with Valerie (but Valerie looks A LOT better than Kirstie!).
By anonymous, on August 15, 2007 11:25:33
Her commercials for Jennie Craig always have her standing still and erect as the Statue of Liberty, in a long flowing gown to mitigate the bulges. She is using the same tricks a geriatric Mae West used in "Myra Breckenridge" forty years ago.
By jbonz, on August 15, 2007 13:53:57
She's tall so with that body, she's at LEAST 240lbs.
By anonymous, on August 15, 2007 14:23:00
SHE IS STILL AND ALWAYS BE A BIG, HUGE, FAT PIG!! 140 LBS??....MAYBE JUST THE WEIGHT OF HER ASS!!!!
By anonymous, on August 15, 2007 14:23:51
when the bitch was in that stupid oprah show she needed to lose 40 more pounds because 75 pounds was NOT ENOUGH her thighs were runnib together and her ass was nasty huge thats why she did not turn around to show the public how fat she still was and she never took that towell off and in that pic you can tell she GAIND more FAT all over nasty slut and yes once she was kind of hot back in the 80's she did put on the bunny outfit
By anonymous, on August 15, 2007 16:10:02
She was hot back in like 1982 or something when she got her start on Cheers. A long time and about 10,000 Chinese take out dinners ago.
By anonymous, on August 15, 2007 20:40:13
Didn't she get her start as a bald-headed vulcan or something in one of those Star Trek movies?
By anonymous, on August 15, 2007 20:46:15
Jeeze!
To above: she got her start as the sexy Vulcan protege of Spock in Star Trek: Wrath of Khan.Strangely enough, Leonard Nimoy looks about the same, while Kirstie....*shakes head*
By anonymous, on August 15, 2007 21:45:47
now dont get me wrong, i love celeb-bashing as much as the next person. but im so sick of hearing about how fat and ugly kirtie alley is. shes like 50 for gods sakes! shes let herself go, she doesnt care anymore. concentrate on the young, stupid celebrities, its much funner
By ruby, on August 16, 2007 05:00:26
Yeah, Ruby, a 50-year-old woman should not look like that.
She's setting a horrible example for young girls.
Less eating, more looking in the mirror and crying. Thanks.
By anonymous, on August 16, 2007 10:33:28
lmao ppls comments are so funny.
and yea the poster is right ching chang chong does not equal jenny craig. LMAO she should have hired someone to get the food for her. i dont see the point of flicking ppl off. chinese food is good she should have just kept on minding her busi and ignored the paps. everyone needs a cheat day once every week
By funny, on August 17, 2007 13:46:04
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