The crux is she's such a desperate attentionwhore that she already showed off every gynecological detail of hers. So when there's finally a sexscene in one of her movies everybody goes - shrug of shoulders.
You sure this is from the movie and not her personal library? And, (i couldn't get sound on this) why is the "friend" vigorously scrubbing the sink - to drown out the noise? Uh, how about turning up the stereo or TV or leaving?
I'd still fuck her, and most of you would too. I hate her as much as everyone else, but I'm not turning down the chance to check out her cinnamon and gingersnaps pussy.
anyway, what's the deal in these movies where after sex, suddenly the girl gets all modest and covers her boobies. that's not real life at all. just once i'd like to see a movie where the chick rolls off and just leaves her boobies on display.
She's still making those asinine squeaky dog toy sounds she makes when she fancies herself as being cute in all of her movies. They should have overdubbed her vocal sounds. Her voice is terrible.Guess they figured, why bother.
What's with that interspersed scenes with the woman running water and scrubbing? Guess if Hohan is schtupping in your house, you'd better run the water and scrub chlorox everywhere starting in the kitchen. Worst sex scene ever.
Guess Flimsy Hohan who fucks anyone and everyone she can in Whoreywood is as lousy in the sack as we'd all surmised. Stupid girl can't do anything well..not even sex. Perhaps her next pound of cocaine will be cut with rat poison and will put an entire nation out of its misery.
Weird. With the strange music and the cutaways to the OCD bitch scrubbing the sink it had the vibe of one of those really bad B movies from the seventies.
Okay...ewww...I hope they gave that poor bastard hazard pay and air-lifted him to the hospital for a hot bleach dip, a round of shots and an emergency communicable disease cocktail.
NSFW means "not safe for work". That means that all of the people who have jobs and work for the man shouldn't watch this at work if they want to keep their jobs.
She reminds me of the clowns in the circus. They will do anything to make you amused and make you laugh. Well this gawky, doofy looking bitch does'nt amuse me, but she does make me laugh.... at her making an ass out of herself trying to do sexy! Hilary Duff is what Dita Von Teese to her Pippi Longstocking!
What's with the cleaning? ....and while Lilo is supposed to be naked at the end -when she's done - and moves to the side covering her boob, she's still wearing a black bra? ODD.
I just feel like I can do anything now...like....direct/make a movie...
who was the retard who choose that "music" and what a selfish bitch she is she din't suck his dick after he came in her filthy fuck hole now the sheets are gonna be sticky thats nasty hey lindsay suck the cock after it cums inside you or all over you you nasty skank
Come On People!!!! leave that girl alone, pleas. If she wants to use drugs...let her....if she wants to be alcoholic...let her....if she wants to have FAKE seks let her!!!!!!
she probably requested a sex scene to be in her movie. she probably even wanted more exposure but the crew was throwing up and quitting on the spot from her 'skills'
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Leave Your CommentSkanky, ugly, boring....*YAWN*
Yeah..she had to do a retarded sex scene just to prove what a whore she is. Well done Lindsay!!!
There is nothing classy or ladylike about her EVER and there will never be and that is what makes her the dead smelly fish that she is.
By anonymous, on August 28, 2007 02:04:28
The crux is she's such a desperate attentionwhore that she already showed off every gynecological detail of hers. So when there's finally a sexscene in one of her movies everybody goes - shrug of shoulders.
By die Krautsalaten, on August 28, 2007 02:19:08
meh.
By anonymous, on August 28, 2007 02:58:41
Boring *yawn*
By anonymous, on August 28, 2007 04:26:00
No tittie?
This isn't NSFW.
Buh-Buh-Boooooring!
By Pad Esnow, on August 28, 2007 05:35:47
I've seen water buffalo humping on the Discovery Channel that give me more of a woody than this crap.
By anonymous, on August 28, 2007 06:52:14
You sure this is from the movie and not her personal library?
And, (i couldn't get sound on this) why is the "friend" vigorously scrubbing the sink - to drown out the noise? Uh, how about turning up the stereo or TV or leaving?
By anonymous, on August 28, 2007 06:54:07
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By hates hollywood, on August 28, 2007 06:55:24
All that's left of her to see is her anus, right?
:searches Google for "Lindsay Lohan anus":
OH wait, there it is! It's official term is called "Firehole."
By Nando, on August 28, 2007 07:16:35
Wow. That was one anemic sex scene.
By anonymous, on August 28, 2007 07:17:51
i had sex....once
By jimmy deadphish, on August 28, 2007 08:04:23
She's a goddess. Her vagina reeks of fresh cinnamon and gingersnaps.
By anonymous, on August 28, 2007 08:07:34
What an ugly freckled cunt.
By anonymous, on August 28, 2007 08:10:26
I'm blind!!! Nooooooooo! I would have rather taken my chances humping a guillotine than be that poor soul twiddling li-ho.
By rip, on August 28, 2007 08:29:09
I'd still fuck her, and most of you would too. I hate her as much as everyone else, but I'm not turning down the chance to check out her cinnamon and gingersnaps pussy.
By anonymous, on August 28, 2007 08:41:53
That's not cinnamon and gingersnaps, that's herpes and AIDS sores. No, I wouldn't fuck her, but you can, you know thin the herd and all that shit.
By anonymous, on August 28, 2007 08:44:13
haha!
By hates hollywood, on August 28, 2007 08:44:34
was that the honest to god music in it? cuz that was shit.
By keria, on August 28, 2007 08:50:19
Yawn...Yawn...yawn. I've seen hotter sex scenes on re-runs of The Gilmore Girls.
By anonymous, on August 28, 2007 08:55:11
mmmmm, gilmore girls.
anyway, what's the deal in these movies where after sex, suddenly the girl gets all modest and covers her boobies. that's not real life at all. just once i'd like to see a movie where the chick rolls off and just leaves her boobies on display.
By jason, on August 28, 2007 09:06:08
She's still making those asinine squeaky dog toy sounds she makes when she fancies herself as being cute in all of her movies. They should have overdubbed her vocal sounds. Her voice is terrible.Guess they figured, why bother.
What's with that interspersed scenes with the woman running water and scrubbing? Guess if Hohan is schtupping in your house, you'd better run the water and scrub chlorox everywhere starting in the kitchen. Worst sex scene ever.
Guess Flimsy Hohan who fucks anyone and everyone she can in Whoreywood is as lousy in the sack as we'd all surmised. Stupid girl can't do anything well..not even sex. Perhaps her next pound of cocaine will be cut with rat poison and will put an entire nation out of its misery.
By Nasty, on August 28, 2007 09:09:13
"I've seen hotter sex scenes on re-runs of The Gilmore Girls."
2007 08:55:11
Bad analogy, cause Lauren Graham is actually hot. She's empress MILF of MILFonia.
By die Krautsalaten, on August 28, 2007 09:13:30
Someone please explain how this NSFW????
By anonymous, on August 28, 2007 09:16:48
Weird. With the strange music and the cutaways to the OCD bitch scrubbing the sink it had the vibe of one of those really bad B movies from the seventies.
By Solaera, on August 28, 2007 09:41:57
Okay...ewww...I hope they gave that poor bastard hazard pay and air-lifted him to the hospital for a hot bleach dip, a round of shots and an emergency communicable disease cocktail.
Lindsay's ears perk up
"Did comeone say cocktail?"
By Steve, on August 28, 2007 09:46:16
WTF kind of scene was that. If the movie was anything like that POS clip.. I can understand why it flopped so hard.. good lord that was pathetic.
By anonymous, on August 28, 2007 10:36:57
anon 09:16:48, because it's a sex scene with sex sounds, tard! you're allowed to watch this at work? do you work in a sex toy store?
By anonymous, on August 28, 2007 10:56:02
I downloaded the movie for the laughs, and I wasn't disappointed! It was hilariously bad.
I don't recall the sex scene being NSFW though.
By anonymous, on August 28, 2007 11:36:46
NSFW means "not safe for work". That means that all of the people who have jobs and work for the man shouldn't watch this at work if they want to keep their jobs.
By anonymous, on August 28, 2007 11:39:26
Didn't you post this earlier because I know I saw this around a month ago and I swear it was from this site...
By anonymous, on August 28, 2007 12:57:34
Okay if I was a guy, I would not fuck Lindsay Lohan with someone else's dick...that's just how rank she is.
By Lisa G., on August 28, 2007 13:18:09
She reminds me of the clowns in the circus. They will do anything to make you amused and make you laugh. Well this gawky, doofy looking bitch does'nt amuse me, but she does make me laugh.... at her making an ass out of herself trying to do sexy! Hilary Duff is what Dita Von Teese to her Pippi Longstocking!
By anonymous, on August 28, 2007 13:59:02
There's more sexy in the snack cake episode of "How It's Made."
By Gonzo, on August 28, 2007 14:04:43
Can anyone explain what's with the girl scrubbing the sink? Is that her mom or something?
By anonymous, on August 28, 2007 14:33:03
I am so tired of this dumb cunt. I hope she ODs.
By anonymous, on August 28, 2007 15:15:35
Is she raping that poor guy? Looks like he wants to get out from under her
By anonymous, on August 28, 2007 15:51:41
how come shes wearing a bra, then without, then she has one on again when they're done... good work
By anonymous, on August 28, 2007 15:57:54
The woman scrubbing the sink is her mother (Julia Ormond) and she doesn't want to hear her daughter fucking some guy in their house.
By anonymous, on August 28, 2007 17:51:52
What's with the cleaning? ....and while Lilo is supposed to be naked at the end -when she's done - and moves to the side covering her boob, she's still wearing a black bra? ODD.
I just feel like I can do anything now...like....direct/make a movie...
By Stella, on August 28, 2007 18:47:53
that porn music was awful. i mean i never heard good porn music, but still. she actually looks like she's bad in bed.
By anonymous, on August 28, 2007 19:11:14
who was the retard who choose that "music" and what a selfish bitch she is she din't suck his dick after he came in her filthy fuck hole now the sheets are gonna be sticky thats nasty hey lindsay suck the cock after it cums inside you or all over you you nasty skank
By anonymous, on August 28, 2007 23:45:39
Come On People!!!! leave that girl alone, pleas.
If she wants to use drugs...let her....if she wants to be alcoholic...let her....if she wants to have FAKE seks let her!!!!!!
By WANNA GO TO L.A!!!!!, on August 29, 2007 07:04:04
What was that music? Seriously.
By anonymous, on August 29, 2007 08:03:51
she probably requested a sex scene to be in her movie. she probably even wanted more exposure but the crew was throwing up and quitting on the spot from her 'skills'
By anonymous, on August 29, 2007 16:49:45
her attempt to lose her virginity maybe?
By anonymous, on September 9, 2007 07:34:08
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