I heard there was some kind of trouble with the ELLE shoot, something about her claiming a five finger discount on some designer duds...where did I see that??
Oh, and there is a way of getting the food you want without looking like a media whore...it's called TAKEOUT.
lol "raspy smoker's voice"..my little sister remembers Lindsay from that Parent Trap movie only because of her voice and now whenever she sees Lindsay she says "ugh she needs to quit smoking"
She is such a fucking liar ALL THE TIME! Remember when she said on camera that Paris Hilton punched her and then the very next night told the same camera men that Paris Hilton didn't punch her and then called the cameramen liars? Then she called Paris Hilton a cunt on camera and then right afterward said she didn't say that? This bitch is fuckin crazy.
I don't get why bother to run this old interview? So much crap has happened after it, it makes this interview look like it happened years ago. Talk about having a dated magazine for Sept.
Trust me there's a good reason why she doesn't have very many friends, and it's not by Lindsay's choice. She's a very terrible human being. The only friends she has now all use her for fame and to sell her and use her drugs.
I want to believe in her but she will have to stop saying stupid thing and make a fool of her self. I am embarassed for her and i cannot find any more excuse.Maybe I need tips from her mom
Oh shit, I thought this was Paula Abdul, since it was on that thread too...so this "mind your own business" person is blazing through threads copying & pasting messages about bidness & shit?
Wow. I'd point out the irony, but I don't have the patience to speak to retarded kids.
AS for Whorehan - don't buy Elle. Don't buy it anymore at all. Hit them where it hurts - $$$$ Then NO ONE will want to use her in ANY mags, movies, etc. *rubs hands together*
15:18:18 if Lohan wanted us to mind our business, why would she talk about any of this in an interview in a magazine with a readership of millions of people? If it is so private and sacred why would she do that? Maybe because she is train-wreck who loves attention? Maybe she wanted to see a cover of herself with her eyes artificially enhanced to match her blue dress?
Oh, btw, the food at The Ivy is not that good. It's average at best... but if anyone thinks it's fantastic, they don't get out much (well, not for fine dining anyway).
If I’m wearing a nude thong, they retouch it. I fuck around on my computer – I know how easy it is. They make my face look swollen. I’m like, ‘Are you that bored?’ I hear things about the night before that never even happened. Like, they said I was dating my best friend – the Samantha Ronson thing. She’s my best friend!
What a fucking idiot! No one retouches your face to look bloated, sweetness, that's just the coke bloat!!
Methinks little Lindsay is just a tad bitter about not having won an Oscar for Parent Trap... she's 21 and she's looking (begging) for accolades for a movie she did 10 years ago??? I liked the movie, as does my 10-year-old daughter, but gimme a break -- it wasn't THAT good...
You kinda have to squint when you look at her, you know? Like if you were to look directly at her she'd shoot flames, or in her case crack-cum wads of death!
I'm still confused about the drinking laws. How come when I got caught drinking before I was 21, I had trouble with the law, but when she does, it's just going out and having fun? Am I missing something here? Every time it's mentioned anywhere, the fact that she's under 21 is glossed over.
When did this Lindsay Lohan person become such an important individual, and what for? Just 21? HA! I've seen middle aged-trailer park trashiness that looked more nubile than this cracker-jacker. Some people just wear the face of a low-brow. This over-rated liver disease of a celeb is an embarresment to America.
I really gotta say, she is NOT a terrible actress. She has done some stellar work in, e.g., Mean Girls and Prairie Home Companion. But good golly is she ever fucked up. Love the commentary. And Jenny, forget Rick - what do *I* have do to get you to sleep with me, you wonderfully sexy witty sarcastic gal?
Speaking of magazines - how FAKE is the Kelly Clarkson on SELF MAGAZINE's cover? What? Did she lose like 50lbs in day? Also, when did her hands become super tiny? she has MAN hands
Sick of this twat. Might be more sick of the people who keep banging on about how 'talented' she is. Really? Her voice is raspy and competes with any dialogue she is delivering and she has no range. What was so accomplished about the role in Mean Girls? Playing a girl in high school, huge fucking stretch. She was laughable in Bobby and well, the latest film says it all.
As they say in the industry- you are as good as your last picture.
Exit stage left Lindsay, and take that beat looking 'mother' with you.
why doesn't she explain why she looks shitty in a photoshopped pic and why she is pretending those blue contacts are her real eye color. dina lohan's retort; "lindsay's eyes really are blue and its not right that you should judge her b/c she is just a young girl and is an incredible actress. she is resting and doing well. and donald trump, fuck you!"
63 Comments:
Leave Your CommentI heard there was some kind of trouble with the ELLE shoot, something about her claiming a five finger discount on some designer duds...where did I see that??
Oh, and there is a way of getting the food you want without looking like a media whore...it's called TAKEOUT.
By Vigilante, on August 3, 2007 10:51:44
she just lies rehab does not work on her she needs her drugs and alcohol she has to have it
By anonymous, on August 3, 2007 11:01:01
ginger kids are psycho.
By anonymous, on August 3, 2007 11:03:22
Is this before her latest coke binge bust?
By anonymous, on August 3, 2007 11:09:46
"This was Lindsay's last official interview which was only 36 hours before her first DUI and going to rehab before Memorial Day." ,,,,, RTFA numbnuts
By anonymous, on August 3, 2007 11:10:45
lol "raspy smoker's voice"..my little sister remembers Lindsay from that Parent Trap movie only because of her voice and now whenever she sees Lindsay she says "ugh she needs to quit smoking"
By anonymous, on August 3, 2007 11:12:24
Is there a medical condition past retardation and just before death? If not, there should be and it should be called "Lohanwkireness".
By anonymous, on August 3, 2007 11:12:46
She is such a fucking liar ALL THE TIME! Remember when she said on camera that Paris Hilton punched her and then the very next night told the same camera men that Paris Hilton didn't punch her and then called the cameramen liars? Then she called Paris Hilton a cunt on camera and then right afterward said she didn't say that? This bitch is fuckin crazy.
By anonymous, on August 3, 2007 11:15:45
The chick is completely delusional. Nice.
By Melpomene, on August 3, 2007 11:17:38
Parent Trap was the highlight of her career. At 12 years old. All downhill from there...
By anonymous, on August 3, 2007 11:18:32
I don't get why bother to run this old interview? So much crap has happened after it, it makes this interview look like it happened years ago. Talk about having a dated magazine for Sept.
By anonymous, on August 3, 2007 11:38:04
Trust me there's a good reason why she doesn't have very many friends, and it's not by Lindsay's choice. She's a very terrible human being. The only friends she has now all use her for fame and to sell her and use her drugs.
By insider, on August 3, 2007 11:41:56
"people forget that I played two characters in Parent Trap when I was twelve years old"
mmmm mmmmmm.......thats good dellusion. tasty, with a hint of smokewood bacon.
By jim, on August 3, 2007 11:45:56
She's batshit crazy.
By anonymous, on August 3, 2007 11:48:56
me + Lindz = toegasm
By jimmyjojack, on August 3, 2007 12:19:37
lmao@rich people stealing clothes. shes probably not even rich anymore. blew it all on blow.
By prettyboy, on August 3, 2007 12:32:23
I love her...but this interview makes me like her less, a little bit.
I do not like her being with that English chain-smoking fried-food eating toad, Gollum Jones or whatever the fuck his name is.
By J-Bird, on August 3, 2007 12:50:44
The food at the Ivy is average at best. Why subject yourself to all the pain Lindsey for bad food? Oh, right your an attention whore.
By anonymous, on August 3, 2007 12:54:20
Jenny's post comments speak closer to the truth then the article
By anonymous, on August 3, 2007 12:59:22
HELL YEAH LOLO IS LOCO!!!!! I just Love this site... Hey where is the whore now???? sniff sniff
By buggerhed, on August 3, 2007 13:14:48
I WOULD STILL DRIVE THAT ASS LIKE A RENTAL CAR AND YOU KNOW YOU WOULD TOO!!
By anonymous, on August 3, 2007 13:56:56
Greatest. Commentary. Ever.
I heart you, Jenny.
By Natalee, on August 3, 2007 14:07:51
i love you jenny.
By hurleygurlie2388, on August 3, 2007 14:24:07
She is just fucking insane. How the hell could this magazine put her on the front cover? And how can they run this story now? What a fucking joke.
By Sam, on August 3, 2007 14:25:27
I want to believe in her but she will have to stop saying stupid thing and make a fool of her self. I am embarassed for her and i cannot find any more excuse.Maybe I need tips from her mom
By anonymous, on August 3, 2007 14:31:02
i love you jenny.
By hurleygurlie2388, on August 3, 2007 14:37:40
Lindsay is a PETTY THIEF! Why doesn't Louis Vuitton charges her with larceny? What a waste of a woman.
By anonymous, on August 3, 2007 14:43:56
"I needed to get away"... um if you needed to get away why did you LEAVE Rehab to go to the gym and work out on a fucking balcony?! Stupid cunt!
By the way, the comments from Jenny - HA-larious!
By anonymous, on August 3, 2007 14:49:48
lohan is a ho. she knows it. she is such an idiot. her interview prooves how pathetic she is.
she can dream on about that oscar. she can't act to safe her life. all of her movies BOMB.. like "i know who killed me" what kind of shit is that...
By anton, on August 3, 2007 15:10:42
Hey, how about everybody MINDING THEIR OWN FUCKING BUSINESS.
Or don't you people HAVE any business of your own to mind?
By anonymous, on August 3, 2007 15:18:18
15:18:18
Oh shit, I thought this was Paula Abdul, since it was on that thread too...so this "mind your own business" person is blazing through threads copying & pasting messages about bidness & shit?
Wow. I'd point out the irony, but I don't have the patience to speak to retarded kids.
AS for Whorehan - don't buy Elle. Don't buy it anymore at all. Hit them where it hurts - $$$$ Then NO ONE will want to use her in ANY mags, movies, etc. *rubs hands together*
By jenner, on August 3, 2007 15:38:20
BRAVO! Brilliant analysis.
LMAO, way to break it down man, and it's all the cold hard truth.
p.s. the pic of her is god awful and they kinda made her look stoned. ah-hah.
By anonymous, on August 3, 2007 16:30:18
hahahaha, this was amazing
By anonymous, on August 3, 2007 16:37:43
loved it, it was right on. and she's right, it is gross.
By anonymous, on August 3, 2007 17:31:52
15:18:18 if Lohan wanted us to mind our business, why would she talk about any of this in an interview in a magazine with a readership of millions of people? If it is so private and sacred why would she do that? Maybe because she is train-wreck who loves attention? Maybe she wanted to see a cover of herself with her eyes artificially enhanced to match her blue dress?
By anonymous, on August 3, 2007 18:03:11
- No, you have a cocaine habit and you're a codependent slut.
histerical
By anonymous, on August 3, 2007 18:11:14
I like that she refers to herself as "very smart" when she can't even spell her way out of a wet paper bag.
Go suck some more cock Lindsay, I think there are a few you might have missed.
By anonymous, on August 3, 2007 18:38:07
I wanna be her friend to..I'd make a lot of money off of her :)
By anonymous, on August 3, 2007 18:48:33
Jenny~ you're so funny. :) I love reading your posts...
By T in the OC, on August 3, 2007 20:46:29
Oh, btw, the food at The Ivy is not that good. It's average at best... but if anyone thinks it's fantastic, they don't get out much (well, not for fine dining anyway).
By T in the OC, on August 3, 2007 20:53:15
Jenny, what do i have to do to get you to sleep with me?
By Rick, on August 3, 2007 22:02:55
man!that is the FUNNIEST shit i've read in a LONG time! thanks for making me laugh!!!!!!!
By anonymous, on August 4, 2007 07:34:03
Bloody Gingers...
By anonymous, on August 4, 2007 12:29:04
What about the ass-rimming lesbian DJ?
By anonymous, on August 4, 2007 14:46:29
Look up the word "vapid" in the dictionary ...
By bucdaddy, on August 4, 2007 14:48:34
Oh oh wait, you forgot this little gem:
If I’m wearing a nude thong, they retouch it. I fuck around on my computer – I know how easy it is. They make my face look swollen. I’m like, ‘Are you that bored?’ I hear things about the night before that never even happened. Like, they said I was dating my best friend – the Samantha Ronson thing. She’s my best friend!
What a fucking idiot! No one retouches your face to look bloated, sweetness, that's just the coke bloat!!
By Emily, on August 4, 2007 18:37:00
Amazing :)
By John Black, on August 4, 2007 21:40:37
Methinks little Lindsay is just a tad bitter about not having won an Oscar for Parent Trap... she's 21 and she's looking (begging) for accolades for a movie she did 10 years ago??? I liked the movie, as does my 10-year-old daughter, but gimme a break -- it wasn't THAT good...
By anonymous, on August 5, 2007 08:45:27
You kinda have to squint when you look at her, you know? Like if you were to look directly at her she'd shoot flames, or in her case crack-cum wads of death!
By Jillian, on August 5, 2007 11:18:44
This girl has got some real problems and if she doesn't get help real soon, she can kiss her career goodby and maybe her life.
By LL, on August 5, 2007 16:11:59
"I was walking by some mirror. And he caught me looking in the mirror and he goes, 'I caught that!' I was like, 'Damn, I look good!' "
What was the point of that comment? Or is she just trying way to hard to be stuck up?
Poor Elle...they didn't have time to do anything else im sure. There goes some of its reputation
By anonymous, on August 5, 2007 18:29:12
FUCKING BEAUTIFULLY WRITTEN. Absolutely brilliant analysis. Seriously, thank you. Thank you!
By Andie D., on August 5, 2007 21:41:42
she is still, HOT.
By anonymous, on August 5, 2007 21:52:46
JENNY ROCKS!!
LOHAN'S A CRAZY BITTCH...
AND A HOT FUCKING LIAR
By kia, on August 6, 2007 02:54:00
I'm still confused about the drinking laws. How come when I got caught drinking before I was 21, I had trouble with the law, but when she does, it's just going out and having fun? Am I missing something here? Every time it's mentioned anywhere, the fact that she's under 21 is glossed over.
By anonymous, on August 6, 2007 06:35:43
She looks exactly like her mother in that picture....uuggghhh (shudders)
By anonymous, on August 6, 2007 06:43:12
terrible actress, and a publicity whore to boot.
that said, i'd still love to suck on those boobies of hers
By anonymous, on August 6, 2007 07:11:25
When did this Lindsay Lohan person become such an important individual, and what for? Just 21? HA! I've seen middle aged-trailer park trashiness that looked more nubile than this cracker-jacker. Some people just wear the face of a low-brow. This over-rated liver disease of a celeb is an embarresment to America.
By anonymous, on August 6, 2007 07:53:06
I really gotta say, she is NOT a terrible actress. She has done some stellar work in, e.g., Mean Girls and Prairie Home Companion. But good golly is she ever fucked up. Love the commentary. And Jenny, forget Rick - what do *I* have do to get you to sleep with me, you wonderfully sexy witty sarcastic gal?
By Pan, on August 6, 2007 10:00:17
She's not a good actress, you're just distracted by good production.
By anonymous, on August 6, 2007 14:48:49
Speaking of magazines - how FAKE is the Kelly Clarkson on SELF MAGAZINE's cover? What? Did she lose like 50lbs in day? Also, when did her hands become super tiny? she has MAN hands
By haterade, on August 6, 2007 21:16:03
Sick of this twat. Might be more sick of the people who keep banging on about how 'talented' she is. Really? Her voice is raspy and competes with any dialogue she is delivering and she has no range. What was so accomplished about the role in Mean Girls? Playing a girl in high school, huge fucking stretch. She was laughable in Bobby and well, the latest film says it all.
As they say in the industry- you are as good as your last picture.
Exit stage left Lindsay, and take that beat looking 'mother' with you.
By anonymous, on August 7, 2007 15:30:03
why doesn't she explain why she looks shitty in a photoshopped pic and why she is pretending those blue contacts are her real eye color.
dina lohan's retort;
"lindsay's eyes really are blue and its not right that you should judge her b/c she is just a young girl and is an incredible actress. she is resting and doing well. and donald trump, fuck you!"
By anonymous, on August 10, 2007 12:54:09
<< Continue Reading IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com