YES, celebs routinely get preferential treatment. That doesn't make it any less irritating though...
Stupid fuckin' drunk drivers.
(I don't drink, and I have a once-convicted drunk driver brother.....so I'm free to talk shit about selfish idiots who care more about getting home or to a Waffle House than the safety of other motorists/citizens....grrr)
THATS BULLSHIT, IF ANY OF US DID THE SHIT SHE DID WE WOULD GET 5 YEARS OR MORE IN PRISON, PROVES ONCE AGAIN THE RICH AND FAMOUS CAN BRIBE THEIR WAY OUT BY PAYING OFF THE COPS AKA PIGS, PROSECUTERS AND JUDGES. WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF JUSTICE FOR A PRICE
Wow. No charges on two DUIs, coke possession, and narcotics transport into jail. I swear to god, Paris Hilton could shotgun a hobo in the face on live TV and the LA police would ticket the hobo for obstruction of celebrity.
So basically "rehab" is a wonderful mountain getaway vacation? She'll be on drugs, sucking cock and drunk driving less than a month after this "rehab" stint is over.
"what is the DA's reasoning for not filing?" Isn't it obvious? Lack of evidence. Just those photos, the coke found in her possession, several eye witnesses ... Whoever gets convicted on so little evidence?
Good. She should be free to roam about and air out her beautiful firecrotch. The laws shouldn't apply to her, because she is very attractive, simple as that. How would she have my children while in prison?
Duuuuuuuuuuuuuudes...I freakin love this website. Like I said before....she'll more than likely end up dead in a dumpster....but I'm just being optimistic.
I really hope that DA has kids, they're killed by LL in a cocaine-fused hit and run. Then maybe he'll be able to see past the cover of Star magazine and see her for what she is- a spoiled felon.
I sorta don't think that this shit has anything to do with celebrity...well maybe a bit, but really it's just money. The best lawyers, the best PR, etc. That's what's getting them off. Tons of rich, spoiled kids get away with shit in the US everyday. Look at all the asshole rich kids in NY and the Hamptons that never get what they deserve. It's not the fame, it's the money.
you know, i could feel bitter about this...but a guy I knew died this past weekend at the age of 20 from a heroin overdose. He was a spoiled asshole that got kicked out of college and used his trust fund money on drugs. And now his funeral's tomorrow evening.
I see LL turning out something like this, although she'd never be admitted to any college.
Here's the beauty of it all... She STILL won't have learned a lesson, since there were no consequences. She'll continue to be a coke whore and then she'll f_cking die and we'll be rid of her. It's Win-Win for all of us!
I'd like to make a strawberry shortcake out of this idiots face. All you do is cum in her face and then break her nose. Ta-da!! And that's the recipe for one sweet strawberry shortcake.
35 Comments:
Leave Your CommentDoesn't everyone go unpunished after driving drunk and getting caught with coke?
By Jim, on August 22, 2007 10:22:53
Give me a fucking break ....
YES, celebs routinely get preferential treatment.
That doesn't make it any less irritating though...
Stupid fuckin' drunk drivers.
(I don't drink, and I have a once-convicted drunk driver brother.....so I'm free to talk shit about selfish idiots who care more about getting home or to a Waffle House than the safety of other motorists/citizens....grrr)
By joejoe, on August 22, 2007 10:23:08
THATS BULLSHIT, IF ANY OF US DID THE SHIT SHE DID WE WOULD GET 5 YEARS OR MORE IN PRISON, PROVES ONCE AGAIN THE RICH AND FAMOUS CAN BRIBE THEIR WAY OUT BY PAYING OFF THE COPS AKA PIGS, PROSECUTERS AND JUDGES. WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF JUSTICE FOR A PRICE
By THE PUNISHER, on August 22, 2007 10:24:09
Wow. No charges on two DUIs, coke possession, and narcotics transport into jail. I swear to god, Paris Hilton could shotgun a hobo in the face on live TV and the LA police would ticket the hobo for obstruction of celebrity.
By Sarcastic Cockburger, on August 22, 2007 10:28:13
Whatever. If the bitch gets away with it, she'll wind up OD'ing and dead pretty soon anyway.
By Lohantastic, on August 22, 2007 10:31:28
This is unimaginable and a political nightmare for the DA if it's true. Makes you wonder whose pocket the DA is sitting in.
By anonymous, on August 22, 2007 10:49:43
So basically "rehab" is a wonderful mountain getaway vacation? She'll be on drugs, sucking cock and drunk driving less than a month after this "rehab" stint is over.
By anonymous, on August 22, 2007 10:50:14
what is the DA's reasoning for not filing? god I hate lindsay lohan...
By anonymous, on August 22, 2007 10:52:45
hope the DA gets taught a lesson sometime soon like that douche Nifong
By hates hollywood, on August 22, 2007 10:57:22
"what is the DA's reasoning for not filing?"
Isn't it obvious? Lack of evidence. Just those photos, the coke found in her possession, several eye witnesses ... Whoever gets convicted on so little evidence?
By BoytoyToArtemis, on August 22, 2007 11:00:46
i used to like her, a long LONG time ago. Now I wish she would just disappear -stupid spoiled drunk coke-filled slut.
By anonymous, on August 22, 2007 11:14:15
skatz@lacountyda.org
This is the person to complain to. I called them to confirm.
310-288-1246
By John Q. Public, on August 22, 2007 11:14:43
Good. She should be free to roam about and air out her beautiful firecrotch. The laws shouldn't apply to her, because she is very attractive, simple as that. How would she have my children while in prison?
By J-Bird, on August 22, 2007 11:20:18
Duuuuuuuuuuuuuudes...I freakin love this website. Like I said before....she'll more than likely end up dead in a dumpster....but I'm just being optimistic.
By reschey, on August 22, 2007 11:54:44
I really hope that DA has kids, they're killed by LL in a cocaine-fused hit and run. Then maybe he'll be able to see past the cover of Star magazine and see her for what she is- a spoiled felon.
By anonymous, on August 22, 2007 12:01:53
I sorta don't think that this shit has anything to do with celebrity...well maybe a bit, but really it's just money. The best lawyers, the best PR, etc. That's what's getting them off. Tons of rich, spoiled kids get away with shit in the US everyday. Look at all the asshole rich kids in NY and the Hamptons that never get what they deserve. It's not the fame, it's the money.
By anonymous, on August 22, 2007 12:05:06
you know, i could feel bitter about this...but a guy I knew died this past weekend at the age of 20 from a heroin overdose. He was a spoiled asshole that got kicked out of college and used his trust fund money on drugs. And now his funeral's tomorrow evening.
I see LL turning out something like this, although she'd never be admitted to any college.
By anonymous, on August 22, 2007 12:05:18
I just sent a ranting email to the DA. Thanks John Q!!!
By anonymous, on August 22, 2007 12:05:45
(Steven Katz): skatz@lacountyda.org Phone Number (213) 974-7497 (direct line to Mr. Katz's office)
By anonymous, on August 22, 2007 12:07:30
Just wait a few weeks, they'll get another chance to lock her up on new charges. Or...do you really think she's all better now?
By anonymous, on August 22, 2007 12:19:06
Why didn't anyone drown that ugly ginger slut?
By anonymous, on August 22, 2007 12:27:47
"One nation under celebrity, with liberty and justice for none but the famous." That's what the constitution says, right?
By TheBig28, on August 22, 2007 13:32:55
Blah...blah...blah...I dont give a crap either...at this point its just fun to watch.
By anonymous, on August 22, 2007 14:20:03
BONO is way freakin cooler
By anonymous, on August 22, 2007 14:27:56
freckletits, freckletits, freckletits!!!
By anonymous, on August 22, 2007 15:57:08
Oh my gosh, LMAO!!!! I love it, throw a cobra in the window!!!!!!!!!
By hatingonthelaw, on August 22, 2007 16:00:01
don't wanna be a dirty little rock star...
who wants to wager she's fucking that paisley scarffed powdered toast man? check out his smirk.
By anonymous, on August 22, 2007 16:37:27
Lohan-ism
By anonymous, on August 22, 2007 16:58:11
Here's the beauty of it all... She STILL won't have learned a lesson, since there were no consequences. She'll continue to be a coke whore and then she'll f_cking die and we'll be rid of her. It's Win-Win for all of us!
By anonymous, on August 22, 2007 17:07:08
I wish somebody would put this fucking worthless skanky bitch out of my misery.
By anonymous, on August 22, 2007 19:10:55
looks like Jlo in the canoe...wtf
By anonymous, on August 22, 2007 22:13:52
Lol at comment ^ re: fucking muscle-boy from the raft
My thoughts exactly!
By anonymous, on August 22, 2007 22:45:59
I want to vacation at rehab. It seems fun.
By anonymous, on August 22, 2007 23:52:49
I'd like to make a strawberry shortcake out of this idiots face. All you do is cum in her face and then break her nose. Ta-da!!
And that's the recipe for one sweet strawberry shortcake.
By Micropede, on August 23, 2007 05:33:46
another dose of "Celebrity Justice." I'm so surprised. bitch.
By anonymous, on August 23, 2007 10:53:19
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