The only singing I want to hear from this whore is her howling as she gets made airtight by three large black men in 18 months when she realizes her "career" is over and turns to low-grade porn.
There is a wild article in the Enquirer this week (the one with Oprah on the cover) about LL's drug habit. Man, if what they say is true, she is the biggest drug addict in the world. Hey favorite party combo: pills, vodka, and coke. If you don't want to do drugs with her, you can't be in her "pack". Go on a drug run for her or never call her again. Shit like that. If you're in the supermarket waiting in line, pick up a copy and quickly read it. She needs to wake up or she'll end up like the Pheonix guy or Chris Fartley.
3rd album? I remember hearing an overly digitized single, that came out years ago, but there was an album released from that shit? And then a second album released from that shit too?
The only sound I care to hear from that cokeslut is the sound of her burning flesh when the decision to freebase Comet and Drano goes painfully wrong...
You have got to be kidding. Hohan won't show up to promo her next shitty record. How can anyone thinking correctly even SUGGEST that she's a good candidate for morphing into a drug riddled rock star? We've had enough of this crap with the Simpleton sisters. The last thing the public needs is this hoped for new incarnation of this loser. Enough already!
She f-ed Leno over with her last crappy movie promo and slithered into rehab, coward that she is, just like she did for her last two movie release promo tours. She forced him to get a last minute fill in for two segments: NO ONE screws Leno and gets away with it. Her name is dirt. She is unreliable, and has screwed over movie after movie after movie promo which equals breach of contract. How anyone can give credence to her pathetic mewlings about wanting to be a rock star (AGAIN) is laughable. What nerve!
Lindsay Lohan wrecks everything she touches. She has the voice of a sixty year old man who smokes three packs a day.
Blohan blows off movie promos and contractual obligations like Twitney pulls up her dress and shows her..I can't even type it it's so awful.
She's a no talent washed up bag of toxic waste. GO AWAY LINDSAY, you pathetic whore. Let's hope she gets sued for everything she's got. Then maybe she'll go away, finally.
Please don't put Jim Morrison and Lindsay "crackwhore" Lohan in the same paragraph unless you're saying one died too young and one should think about overdosing right now. Come on Lindsay, 27 is the golden age to die ... aim high and die younger ...
Dude, that Fergie chick claims to be a singer. Hell, she even got a hit about herself and how sexy she thinks she is - and she can't sing, can't play, shouldn't be in this business. Maybe modelling for hearse sales, I don't know.
Then Jessica something is "a singer" as well. A billion "ecletic, soul" chicks are "singers". Pretty girl from No Doubt thinks she can sing, and dumped her band just to be her own "singer". Everybody thinks these days they can sing just because they're able to use their voices to talk.
Hohan will just flop as usual, because she's got some name (probably not even that) in the movies industry, but most people don't even know she recorded an album or two.
Yeah, I'm one of those people who had no idea she recorded two albums already. Honestly? Is this for real?? So, just how bad were the first two? Is there anybody out there who is brave enough to admit that they bought one?
HEY BITCH JUST STAY IN REHAB FOR 7 MORE MONTHS YOU ARE NOT DRUG FREE YET BITCH ,ANOTHER ALBUM FUCK THAT BITCH JUST GET CLEAN THEN MOVE FAR AWAY FROM CALIFORNIA ,NEW YORK AND VEGAS , GO TO A LITTLE TOWN WITH SOME HICKS THEN YOU CAN THINK ABOUT ANOTHER ALBUM AND SHIT , OH AND YOUR MOVIE SUCKED ASS NO ONE WENT TO SEE IT NOT EVEN TO SEE YOU DANCE ON A POLE HA HA HA HA YOU SUCK LILO
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Leave Your CommentThe only singing I want to hear from this whore is her howling as she gets made airtight by three large black men in 18 months when she realizes her "career" is over and turns to low-grade porn.
By anonymous, on August 21, 2007 09:52:32
Anon, why black men?
BTW, LL is a spoiled little bitch and she needs a beating. Overpriviledged ungrateful skank ho.
By Tina, on August 21, 2007 10:14:05
Because it's more degrading that way.
By anonymous, on August 21, 2007 11:06:57
Just what we need...another coked up, booze addled, soon to be incarcerated 'diva' attempting to make a record. Coming soon to a 99 cent bin
near you!
By anonymous, on August 21, 2007 11:18:27
There is a wild article in the Enquirer this week (the one with Oprah on the cover) about LL's drug habit. Man, if what they say is true, she is the biggest drug addict in the world. Hey favorite party combo: pills, vodka, and coke. If you don't want to do drugs with her, you can't be in her "pack". Go on a drug run for her or never call her again. Shit like that. If you're in the supermarket waiting in line, pick up a copy and quickly read it. She needs to wake up or she'll end up like the Pheonix guy or Chris Fartley.
By anonymous, on August 21, 2007 11:28:58
3rd album? I remember hearing an overly digitized single, that came out years ago, but there was an album released from that shit? And then a second album released from that shit too?
By justin, on August 21, 2007 11:31:45
The only sound I care to hear from that cokeslut is the sound of her burning flesh when the decision to freebase Comet and Drano goes painfully wrong...
By joejoe, on August 21, 2007 11:32:38
You have got to be kidding. Hohan won't show up to promo her next shitty record. How can anyone thinking correctly even SUGGEST that she's a good candidate for morphing into a drug riddled rock star? We've had enough of this crap with the Simpleton sisters. The last thing the public needs is this hoped for new incarnation of this loser. Enough already!
She f-ed Leno over with her last crappy movie promo and slithered into rehab, coward that she is, just like she did for her last two movie release promo tours. She forced him to get a last minute fill in for two segments: NO ONE screws Leno and gets away with it. Her name is dirt. She is unreliable, and has screwed over movie after movie after movie promo which equals breach of contract. How anyone can give credence to her pathetic mewlings about wanting to be a rock star (AGAIN) is laughable. What nerve!
Lindsay Lohan wrecks everything she touches. She has the voice of a sixty year old man who smokes three packs a day.
Blohan blows off movie promos and contractual obligations like Twitney pulls up her dress and shows her..I can't even type it it's so awful.
She's a no talent washed up bag of toxic waste. GO AWAY LINDSAY, you pathetic whore. Let's hope she gets sued for everything she's got. Then maybe she'll go away, finally.
By Autotune, on August 21, 2007 13:20:50
Shouldn't her track be called "Confessions of an alcoholic (Daughter to Father) or Pass the bottle (Daughter to Father)?
By anonymous, on August 21, 2007 14:08:34
"If people can make hits singing about lip gloss and umbah-rellas, I don't see why Lindsay can't do the same singing about cocaine and semen."
Oh Todd, you clever devil. That about slayed me.
LOVE IT! =D
By JayKay, on August 21, 2007 14:15:22
Please don't put Jim Morrison and Lindsay "crackwhore" Lohan in the same paragraph unless you're saying one died too young and one should think about overdosing right now. Come on Lindsay, 27 is the golden age to die ... aim high and die younger ...
By anonymous, on August 21, 2007 14:44:52
Dude, that Fergie chick claims to be a singer. Hell, she even got a hit about herself and how sexy she thinks she is - and she can't sing, can't play, shouldn't be in this business. Maybe modelling for hearse sales, I don't know.
Then Jessica something is "a singer" as well. A billion "ecletic, soul" chicks are "singers". Pretty girl from No Doubt thinks she can sing, and dumped her band just to be her own "singer". Everybody thinks these days they can sing just because they're able to use their voices to talk.
Hohan will just flop as usual, because she's got some name (probably not even that) in the movies industry, but most people don't even know she recorded an album or two.
By anonymous, on August 21, 2007 15:25:45
Aaahhh, if I could caption that banner photo...
Because such things are beneath a star of her stature, Lindsay raises her arm and demands that someone else check to see if her deodorant is working.
By Vigilante, on August 22, 2007 06:53:30
Guys,this is what's called a downward spiral...she'll no doubt end up dead in a dumpster someday.
By reschey, on August 22, 2007 07:59:21
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ms1lrBCBOH8 blah!
By DynamiteSal, on August 22, 2007 09:25:38
Yeah, I'm one of those people who had no idea she recorded two albums already. Honestly? Is this for real?? So, just how bad were the first two? Is there anybody out there who is brave enough to admit that they bought one?
By Big L, on August 22, 2007 09:25:52
HEY BITCH JUST STAY IN REHAB FOR 7 MORE MONTHS YOU ARE NOT DRUG FREE YET BITCH ,ANOTHER ALBUM FUCK THAT BITCH JUST GET CLEAN THEN MOVE FAR AWAY FROM CALIFORNIA ,NEW YORK AND VEGAS , GO TO A LITTLE TOWN WITH SOME HICKS THEN YOU CAN THINK ABOUT ANOTHER ALBUM AND SHIT , OH AND YOUR MOVIE SUCKED ASS NO ONE WENT TO SEE IT NOT EVEN TO SEE YOU DANCE ON A POLE HA HA HA HA YOU SUCK LILO
By anonymous, on August 22, 2007 09:31:30
under my umbrella, ella, ella, eh eh eh... o/
By anonymous, on August 22, 2007 18:09:15
make a her gift to returning military from the war zone that haven't been with a rounded woman in close to a year or better
By The Blue Fox, on August 23, 2007 08:30:45
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