Yo, esse, me and my hombres are gonna give you a Colombian neck-tie for that little joke, entienden ustedes? ?Comprende por favor? As soon as I get my Honda Civic with tinted windows and large muffler off of cinderblocks, I'm going to come over there and make you pay, esse! And then I'm going to paint your house and install dry-wall in your bathroom for 3 dollars per hour, comprende?
Oh my God, this is fucking hilarious. It is great to know Matt Damon has a sense of humour. And I agree with DM, Matt Damon is talented which is WAY more than one can say about Ben Affleck.
"Yo, esse, me and my hombres are gonna give you a Colombian neck-tie for that little joke, entienden ustedes? ?Comprende por favor? As soon as I get my Honda Civic with tinted windows and large muffler off of cinderblocks, I'm going to come over there and make you pay, esse! And then I'm going to paint your house and install dry-wall in your bathroom for 3 dollars per hour, comprende? By Spicky Gonzales, on August 7, 2007 11:42:06"
You dumb bastard at least make it funny. That was just stupid. Retard.
Must be me. I've always like Affleck and thought he was overbashed. If we believe guilt by association, then we also have to believe cool by association. Kevin Smith is as cool as Hollywood ever gets and Affleck appears in his movies for next to no money.
Matt is an excellent actor and I did not think they could top Bourn Identity and Supremacy but dear God they did. every now and then hollyweird makes excellent films that does not incite one to burn the cinema down or look for the directors, writers and actors and beat them to death with a chair for wasting your time and money.
His ugly wife is damn lucky...count your lucky stars chick. Seriously, a buck-toothed bartender in Miami that has a kid? She won the fucking life lottery with this deal. He is hot, and a great actor, but probably an idiot like Ben that will waste his vote on Obama or Hilary like the rest of them. Good for him to break free of Affleck too, and his equally ugly West Virginia wife.
Niecy, don't be jealous. Don't worry, I'm sure Bumfuck Ohio will have their day in the sun. Now get back to shoveling cow shit, your brother needs another blowjob. Fucking inbred hick.
20:15, I got no beef with Mets fans. Pedro's coming back soon. Good luck.
Very funny video--thanks. I wish more successful actors could be more like Matt Damon. I, along with everyone else--fans and critics-- love the Bourne Trilogies, but he is so centered in personal life and has such strong ethical behavior--HE IS NOT A PHONY.
Matt always, in his interviews at least, comes off as smart and sincere. He's also a really good actor (the talented Mr. Ripley). I guess my one minor quip about the whole I love Damon thing is that, if he was an actress, he wouldn't be able to get away with being so physically ugly.
damn dude. is it that serious? lmao. the funny part of ur comment is that i actually am from ohio so kudos for that. and the indians are kicking ass this season but they're not my team. take a few breaths and relax, damn.
Matts gotta be the coolest and downest(?) to earth celeb there is. No snubbery "Is this a joke on me?? See you in court!" Which is why I now declare him my favourite celeb and will refuse to see movies not starring him.
IF Matt was a world famous rich ACTRESS and married a notsocute bartender from Miami, it would be considered idiotcy or at least a complete downgrade.Hey,guess what, it is a complete downgrade! Hope he has an iron clad prenup. At least Affleck was smart enough to marry a woman with her own money.
i can tell matthew is a fake because he said"i hope i can touch every girls heart". He is only saying that because he wants every girl to love him and i am gong to the only one not liking him
i can tell matthew is a fake because he said"i hope i can touch every girls heart". He is only saying that because he wants every girl to love him and i am gong to the only one not liking him
If you girls are hating on me then come up to portland,Maine and say it up to my face ok matthew lovers. AND I WILL NEVER LIKE HIMI REPEAT NEVER EVER LIKE HIM.
Grow up!! stop comparing Matt and Ben.Obviously Matt has had a better career since Good Will Hunting came out.But that doesn't make aMatt a better person.Ben has had his ups and downs .But he changed for the better.Now he's a family man and directed a new movie. When this movie comes out it will change the opinion of what people thnk of him.And hopefully people will give him a break
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Leave Your CommentThat's some of the funniest ish I've seen on a late show! Good stuff Kimmel!
By anonymous, on August 7, 2007 11:41:45
what-what-WHAT???!!!
Yo, esse, me and my hombres are gonna give you a Colombian neck-tie for that little joke, entienden ustedes? ?Comprende por favor?
As soon as I get my Honda Civic with tinted windows and large muffler off of cinderblocks, I'm going to come over there and make you pay, esse! And then I'm going to paint your house and install dry-wall in your bathroom for 3 dollars per hour, comprende?
By Spicky Gonzales, on August 7, 2007 11:42:06
People should stop associating Matt with the useless Ben Affleck.
By dm, on August 7, 2007 11:42:20
He's a Red Sox fan, which instantly makes him better than most other people.
By J-Bird, on August 7, 2007 11:42:58
Oh my God, this is fucking hilarious. It is great to know Matt Damon has a sense of humour. And I agree with DM, Matt Damon is talented which is WAY more than one can say about Ben Affleck.
By Sorceressss, on August 7, 2007 11:50:22
mmmmm...I love me some Matt Damon.
Matt>Ben
By anonymous, on August 7, 2007 12:06:16
That was almost as awesome as Affleck in his Daredevil gear.
By Cwazola, on August 7, 2007 12:06:36
"Yo, esse, me and my hombres are gonna give you a Colombian neck-tie for that little joke, entienden ustedes? ?Comprende por favor?
As soon as I get my Honda Civic with tinted windows and large muffler off of cinderblocks, I'm going to come over there and make you pay, esse! And then I'm going to paint your house and install dry-wall in your bathroom for 3 dollars per hour, comprende?
By Spicky Gonzales, on August 7, 2007 11:42:06"
You dumb bastard at least make it funny. That was just stupid. Retard.
By anonymous, on August 7, 2007 12:06:53
Oh yeaaaaaaaaaaah, I love me some Matt Damon!!!
By Horny Housewife, on August 7, 2007 12:08:09
Matt Daaaamon...
By anonymous, on August 7, 2007 12:08:09
that was awesome! i was worried when i saw the headline that you were going to tell me matt damon dresses in drag or kicks puppies or something.
likewise, i'm somewhat disappointed that no nudie pics of damon followed.
By anonymous, on August 7, 2007 12:10:14
mmmmm...I love me some Matt Damon.
Matt>Ben
By anonymous, on August 7, 2007 12:12:04
mmmmm...I love me some Matt Damon.
Matt>Ben
By anonymous, on August 7, 2007 12:12:15
Ahh, finally some quality white man meat. Where have all the endangered white men hidden?
By anonymous, on August 7, 2007 12:12:22
FUNNY!!! I can't wait to see that movie.. best trilogy in a long time.
By anonymous, on August 7, 2007 12:12:58
He's so fucking hot, especially as Jason Bourne. L'd bang him like a drum.
By Black Velveteen, on August 7, 2007 12:20:19
dale murphy rules!
By hank hill, on August 7, 2007 12:34:53
LOL that was hilarious. "Yay Yay Yayson" ROFL.
Matt Damon is supposedly a hell of a nice guy to boot.
By anonymous, on August 7, 2007 13:01:59
"matt damon is cool"
also, boring.
By anonymous, on August 7, 2007 13:17:18
If he's in the chair, then who's securing the parking lot?
By anonymous, on August 7, 2007 14:14:30
Only if by better you mean worse. The Red Sox can all dies a horrible and fiery death as far as I'm concerned. That what those hellspawn deserve.
By Andy, on August 7, 2007 14:17:54
That was awesome!
By anonymous, on August 7, 2007 14:29:22
Why do you always say that about mexican people, jokes about that people aren't cool.
By anonymous, on August 7, 2007 14:41:08
He is soo freakin' hot!
By anonymous, on August 7, 2007 15:06:26
Awesome! I always suspected that Matt Damon was the braun and the brains of the whole Affleck / Damon relationship and this just confirms it.
By anonymous, on August 7, 2007 15:29:28
Must be me. I've always like Affleck and thought he was overbashed. If we believe guilt by association, then we also have to believe cool by association. Kevin Smith is as cool as Hollywood ever gets and Affleck appears in his movies for next to no money.
Go ahead -- I'll take my flames quietly.
By TwoHands, on August 7, 2007 15:48:58
That is hilarious!!!! Great stuff!
By that girl, on August 7, 2007 15:49:28
Matt Damon!
By anonymous, on August 7, 2007 16:04:37
i. love. maaaaaatttt daaaamon.
(that's a team america reference for those who didn't catch it)
By anonymous, on August 7, 2007 16:05:55
I love Matt Damon
By anonymous, on August 7, 2007 16:14:30
Yeah, too bad the movie sucked ass. With the horrendous "shaky-cam" effects, it was virtually unwatchable.
By Ben Affleck's Twin, on August 7, 2007 16:46:29
That was awesome.
By anonymous, on August 7, 2007 17:06:05
^ Worse, actually.
By anonymous, on August 7, 2007 17:29:52
I'm sorry, but whenever I see or hear about him, all I can think of is his role in Team America: World Police. "MATT DAAAAYYYMONNN!"
By anonymous, on August 7, 2007 17:56:31
red sox suck and so does anyone from boston.
By Niecy, on August 7, 2007 17:57:12
Matt is an excellent actor and I did not think they could top Bourn Identity and Supremacy but dear God they did. every now and then hollyweird makes excellent films that does not incite one to burn the cinema down or look for the directors, writers and actors and beat them to death with a chair for wasting your time and money.
By NubianGoddez, on August 7, 2007 18:52:46
His ugly wife is damn lucky...count your lucky stars chick. Seriously, a buck-toothed bartender in Miami that has a kid? She won the fucking life lottery with this deal.
He is hot, and a great actor, but probably an idiot like Ben that will waste his vote on Obama or Hilary like the rest of them.
Good for him to break free of Affleck too, and his equally ugly West Virginia wife.
By anonymous, on August 7, 2007 19:42:23
J-Bird hahaa,....Mets fan....we have good and wee have bad, you mostly have asshole fans...but he IS a good one..
By anonymous, on August 7, 2007 20:15:06
Onya Damon!! LOL
By anonymous, on August 7, 2007 20:16:33
Niecy, don't be jealous. Don't worry, I'm sure Bumfuck Ohio will have their day in the sun. Now get back to shoveling cow shit, your brother needs another blowjob. Fucking inbred hick.
20:15, I got no beef with Mets fans. Pedro's coming back soon. Good luck.
By J-Bird, on August 7, 2007 21:32:22
Very funny video--thanks. I wish more successful actors could be more like Matt Damon. I, along with everyone else--fans and critics-- love the Bourne Trilogies, but he is so centered in personal life and has such strong ethical behavior--HE IS NOT A PHONY.
By Eve, on August 8, 2007 06:36:28
I agree, Matt Damon is the ultimate cool guy. He's right up there with Johnny Depp for me.
By Starbucks Addict, on August 8, 2007 08:42:33
NOW THATS A FUNNY VIDEO AND YES MATT IS A COOL GUY DOWN TO EARTH NOT A HOLLYWOOD ASSHOLE LIKE MOST ACTORS ARE , AND THE MOVIE IS GREAT TO
By anonymous, on August 8, 2007 10:19:48
Matt always, in his interviews at least, comes off as smart and sincere. He's also a really good actor (the talented Mr. Ripley). I guess my one minor quip about the whole I love Damon thing is that, if he was an actress, he wouldn't be able to get away with being so physically ugly.
By anonymous, on August 8, 2007 11:12:36
By J-Bird, on August 7, 2007 21:32:22
damn dude. is it that serious? lmao. the funny part of ur comment is that i actually am from ohio so kudos for that. and the indians are kicking ass this season but they're not my team. take a few breaths and relax, damn.
By Niecy, on August 8, 2007 13:13:20
Matts gotta be the coolest and downest(?) to earth celeb there is. No snubbery "Is this a joke on me?? See you in court!" Which is why I now declare him my favourite celeb and will refuse to see movies not starring him.
By anonymous, on August 8, 2007 15:06:14
IF Matt was a world famous rich ACTRESS and married a notsocute bartender from Miami, it would be considered idiotcy or at least a complete downgrade.Hey,guess what, it is a complete downgrade! Hope he has an iron clad prenup. At least Affleck was smart enough to marry a woman with her own money.
By anonymous, on August 8, 2007 17:33:44
i can tell matthew is a fake because he said"i hope i can touch every girls heart". He is only saying that because he wants every girl to love him and i am gong to the only one not liking him
By dolen, on August 10, 2007 09:59:21
i can tell matthew is a fake because he said"i hope i can touch every girls heart". He is only saying that because he wants every girl to love him and i am gong to the only one not liking him
By dolen, on August 10, 2007 09:59:25
If you girls are hating on me then come up to portland,Maine and say it up to my face ok matthew lovers. AND I WILL NEVER LIKE HIMI REPEAT NEVER EVER LIKE HIM.
By DOLEN, on August 10, 2007 10:17:21
Grow up!! stop comparing Matt and Ben.Obviously Matt has had a better career since Good Will Hunting came out.But that doesn't make aMatt a better person.Ben has had his ups and downs .But he changed for the better.Now he's a family man and directed a new movie. When this movie comes out it will change the opinion of what people thnk of him.And hopefully people will give him a break
By anonymous, on August 10, 2007 12:56:25
Matt Damon said this of James Bond:
he's "an imperialist and he’s a misogynist. He kills people and laughs and sips martinis and wisecracks about it."
So what's your point, Nancy?
Damon couldn't hold James Bonds' left nut.
By i don't like you in any way, on August 14, 2007 20:38:19
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