Owen Wilson is Pretty Screwed Up

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  1. Really, the only curiosity I have is which species of squirrel nested in Kate's hair the night before those photos were taken....

    By joejoe, on August 29, 2007 09:18:19

  2. Courtney Love is one of his close friends, huh? Now THERE'S a good influence. Yeah, I'd love to have her looking out for my welfare.

    By Big L, on August 29, 2007 09:26:56

  3. The Owen 'horse' rumours have been around for a couple of years now - apparently he's been in rehab for it before. Sooooo - doesn't look like he'll be getting that privacy he requested then??

    By Sam, on August 29, 2007 09:28:25

  4. I don't care if she can suck a golf ball through a garden hose, the chicken-chested, jug eared Ms. Hudson isn't worth ending up on the wrong side of the lawn for.

    By anonymous, on August 29, 2007 09:31:35

  5. Isn't Kate's kid a little old to be chauffeured around in a stroller?

    By SpongeBettyRoundPants, on August 29, 2007 09:38:15

  6. Heroin, eh? Wouldn't have guessed it. Nasty stuff.

    By Vigilante, on August 29, 2007 09:39:40

  7. Is she ever gonna cut that kids hair?

    By Tina, on August 29, 2007 09:40:24

  8. Of course he's kicking himself for breaking up with her. Hell, she's even admitted that monogamy is unnatural for a guy. Break up with HER? It's like it just hit him what he's done.

    By anonymous, on August 29, 2007 09:40:37

  9. her son looks really sad in his stroller. does he know his mommy's a whore?

    By susan, on August 29, 2007 09:44:56

  10. Monogamy is unnatural for EVERYONE, not just guys.

    By Vigilante, on August 29, 2007 09:52:33

  11. If my girlfriend dumped me for Dax Shepard, I'd be pretty damn depressed too. I like Owen, hope he gets better. Chin up dude!

    By anonymous, on August 29, 2007 09:53:58

  12. This guy's basically the male version of Lindsay Lohan. Of course, all the catty cunts here bash her but defend him.

    By J-Bird, on August 29, 2007 09:54:11

  13. Anyone who lets their lives and careers get ruined because they have no self control and love their drugs too much is a stupid cunt, and so are the people who defend them.

    By anonymous, on August 29, 2007 09:56:06

  14. I want to go on record to say that if any woman who read this site actually can shoot NFL locks out of her vagina, I would give you everything I have in exchange for a couple minutes alone. Help daddy read the spreads.

    By Jim, on August 29, 2007 10:00:57

  15. People will defend somone like Owen Wilson and not the likes of Lindsey Lohan because Owen Wilson is actually funny and talented. Everyone in Hollywood may be screwed up, but there are talented screw-ups as well.

    By anonymous, on August 29, 2007 10:01:24

  16. Courtney normally wouldn't comment? LMAO!!! Yeah, right...that fame whore will do ANYTHING to get her name mentioned in the press.

    By anonymous, on August 29, 2007 10:18:05

  17. Courtney Love normally wouldn't comment because nobody in their right mind would ever be trying to get insight from Courtney Love.

    By anonymous, on August 29, 2007 10:42:47

  18. From blow ..he went to hillbilly heroin oxycontin..
    and that really screwed him up..

    By DynamiteSal, on August 29, 2007 11:02:38

  19. I don't care if she can suck a golf ball through a garden hose, the chicken-chested, jug eared Ms. Hudson isn't worth ending up on the wrong side of the lawn for. LMAO!! I couldn't agree more. And does she have a son or daughter? Isn't he kinda big for a stroller? And what kind of mother would have her son around ANOTHER man that is not his father.

    By anonymous, on August 29, 2007 11:17:35

  20. I don't get it, the cover story is about Owen Wilson so why the Hell did they choose to put a picture of Ellen Degenerates on the cover ???

    By That guy who tried to kidnap you that time., on August 29, 2007 11:18:34

  21. He looked depressed in 'Wedding crashers'

    By anonymous, on August 29, 2007 11:20:29

  22. With a nose like that, he deserves to die.

    By anonymous, on August 29, 2007 12:12:54

  23. Is that Dakota Fanning in the stroller? I didn't realize they were related.

    By josh, on August 29, 2007 12:18:39

  24. First, Kate Hudson and Dax look like two homeless people who stole someone else's baby. Second, if someone who’s addicted to heroine and coke wants to kill themselves over the only-slightly-better-than-average-looking Kate Hudson, let them. Why deny Natural Selection its fair shake?

    By TheBig28, on August 29, 2007 12:27:32

  25. I despise most opiate addicts, having been subjected to dealing with one on a close basis against my will, but I like Owen Wilson and hope he gets better.
    Heroin, and all opiates, are incredibly addicting, and I've seen very upstanding citizens turn into scumbags from feeding their addictions (lot of people get injured on the job, prescribed OxyContin, and get hooked on that.)
    Finally, does Courtney Love ever speak without trashing somebody else?

    By anonymous, on August 29, 2007 12:31:52


  26. So I take a look at imdb.com to see if I ought to be short tropic thunder on hsx.com (is there a 12 step program for the internet yet?) and I see the cast of this potential runaway train: Owen Wilson, Jack Black, Robert Downey Jr., Steve Coogan and (wait for it) Nick Nolte. It's like a smokinggun.com reunion.


    By teknobabel, on August 29, 2007 12:36:37

  27. I'll defend Lindsay Lohan -- who's a lot more talented than Owen Wilson and a lot more fun to watch. Wilson always gives off a hum of boredom.

    I think this is a lesson. Being easygoing and Zen and loving the stupid, slutty ladies ain't enough. DiCaprio is next. When are people going to turn back to Jesus and give up this commie eco crap?

    By anonymous, on August 29, 2007 12:48:40

  28. Slightly random, but Garth is hot.

    By anonymous, on August 29, 2007 12:52:16

  29. I did turn back to Jesus. I offered to take him out for a drink. He hasn't holla'd back yet.

    JESUS CHRIST! IT'S HAPPY HOUR!

    By Vigilante, on August 29, 2007 13:06:17

  30. Steve Coogan's responsible? Ahh, makes me proud to be British. If this big-nosed Yank can't handle it, he's just a lightweight. I bet Steve doesn't have a poncey painkiller addiction.

    By anonymous, on August 29, 2007 14:11:37

  31. Kate's girl looks real happy to see the revolving door of "daddy's" that her mom has going on...

    By anonymous, on August 29, 2007 14:14:41

  32. isn't kate's son like 12 years old? is he paralyzed?

    By anonymous, on August 29, 2007 14:32:50

  33. 12:48, you are hilarious. That is a great parody of the typical ignorant Midwestern bible-thumping hick. More, please.

    By J-Bird, on August 29, 2007 14:35:33

  34. When Courtney Love tells you to get help, you know you're fucked.

    By anonymous, on August 29, 2007 15:34:33

  35. that bandana blanket is ugly as hell .. I used to love Kate Hudson but I hate it when single women just hump whatever is around at the time, cuz it causes problems for the kids too..

    By sheila, on August 29, 2007 15:36:10

  36. wasnt Courtney Love apart of whitney houston's intervention?? yet another of her friends takes drugs and is exposed. seems like a lot of people need to ditch courtney love if they want to live a good life.

    By prettyboy, on August 29, 2007 15:48:16

  37. What a tough life he's had. No wonder he does so many drugs.

    By poopfingers, on August 29, 2007 16:09:10

  38. I wish him only the best in his recovery; celebrity or not, he's a human being. None of us know what it's like to live under the constant scrutiny. You want to be an actor, you get lucky and get famous and the shit hits the fan. Not many of these people actually plan or are prepared for the fame and the temptations that go with it. Let's not judge unless we've walked in their shoes.

    By anonymous, on August 29, 2007 16:09:42

  39. oh yeah, and it is ALSO completely unnatural for any couple to be faithful and committed to each other. Then again, we live in a completely hedonistic society.

    By anonymous, on August 29, 2007 16:20:38

  40. he is just looking for attention to see if hudson comes back to him , the way he try to kill himself is the girl way when girls want attention they cut themselfs and take lots of pills ,guys just shoot themselfs or jump of a building ,but he is screaming HEY PEOPLE LOOK LOOK COME ON LOOK HEY HUDSON COME BACK PWEEESSSS

    By anonymous, on August 29, 2007 16:27:13

  41. Isn't Kate's kid a little old to be chauffeured around in a stroller?

    By SpongeBettyRoundPants, on August 29, 2007 09:38:15

    yes and he's also too big to be sucking on a pacifier but i saw a pic recently of him with one in his mouth. shame...

    By Niecy, on August 29, 2007 17:06:59

  42. The kid looks sad. Kate looks confused and her new beau always has a starbuck in hand.

    By Roz, on August 29, 2007 17:33:06

  43. The kid looks sad. Kate looks confused and her new beau always has a starbuck in hand.

    By Roz, on August 29, 2007 17:33:11

  44. Oh Shit! That's a boy??? My bad.. and J-Bird WTF?? Parody - Something so bad as to be equivalent to intentional mockery; a travesty. 12:35 IS a bible-thumper, not just mocking one. If you're going to hate on the dude at least use the right grammar. Don't break your neck trying to sound smart.

    By anonymous, on August 29, 2007 19:21:29

  45. 16:20 and anyone like you:

    go the FUCK away.

    By anonymous, on August 29, 2007 19:37:19

  46. I think her son is really cute, but I think he looks really sad in these pictures. When I got a divorce, I didn't bring men around my kids. I waited awhile to introduce my boyfriend to my kids also. Didn't they just start seeing each other? I mean we've seen a couple pieces with them all over each other. I think she should keep Dax to herself while her son is with his Dad, until she knows it's serious.

    By S., on August 30, 2007 00:44:17

  47. Loser. Man up buddy - cant even end it right. Do the American thing and end it with a gun you fool. Loser No wonder Kate left you - you cant even get the suicide right. From your best friends Courtney Love and whats his name (dead guy who did it right!!)
    PS> Having "Woody" as a friend did not help matters

    By anonymous, on August 30, 2007 04:00:12

  48. she did not leave him for Dax. He broke up with her b/c he wouldn't commit.

    By anonymous, on August 30, 2007 04:53:58

  49. 19:21 (a.k.a Mongoloid) - If irony and sarcasm escape you that easily, I suggest you stop posting.

    The Extra Chromosome Club is out in full force today...

    By J-Bird, on August 30, 2007 06:22:35

  50. This is his way of getting media attention.

    They always come CLOSE to committing suicide, but they never actually do it. Bluff.

    By anonymous, on August 30, 2007 07:31:18

  51. DIDN'T HE ASK TO BE LEFT ALONE, AND THE FIRST THING THIS PIECE OF GARBAGE MAGAZINE DOES IS PUT HIM ON THE COVER.

    DIDN'T 'PEOPLE' USED TO BE A RESPECTFUL PUBLICATION? TRASH.

    By anonymous, on August 30, 2007 12:33:22

  52. Who cares about fucking football. Seriously.

    By Coach Coon, on August 30, 2007 13:52:18

  53. whats wrong with Kate..why does she look like that?

    By anonymous, on August 30, 2007 15:36:19

  54. His "secret pain" is that he's a queerbait dorkenheimer.

    By anonymous, on August 30, 2007 16:41:34

  55. Um, J-bird (aka Self Important Douchebag) I can get irony and sarcasm...what I can't get is when people try to use it and horribly fail. ESPECIALLY when they are trying to insult someone. Shit, just go back to English Comp. already. I'm sure there's a scholarship for retards...

    By anonymous, on August 30, 2007 17:10:30

  56. 1-He broke up with her was the rumor of May because Owen is a man whore and there is nothing, nothing wrong with that if you are a single man. Same for a woman if she is not married, hell go for it. This story of Kate Hudson being his downfall is putting her up at legendary stats.
    2-The man is on/off cocaine and heroin. That will do it for you.
    3-I saw Counrtney Love on tv and if she says you are a bad influnece, then you are a bad influence being worst than her.LOL!!!!!

    By Owen Sausage, on August 30, 2007 18:28:14

  57. OMG... You mean with a nose so fucked up like that he actually does Coke? Who would of thought... Wow.. I am stunned.

    By anonymous, on August 30, 2007 23:19:54

  58. You didn't see Chris Robinson trying to kill himself after Kate left him, the marriage, and the family they had started together, to be with Owen Wilson.

    Karma's a bitch Owen...

    By anonymous, on August 31, 2007 18:34:23

  59. Owen Wilson should crawl back into a vagina. Pussy!

    By anonymous, on September 1, 2007 00:11:46

  60. I wouldn't think Courtney Love of all people should be blaming people for others suicides for the love of God.

    By pseudoally , on September 1, 2007 05:33:13

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