She must suck an unbelieveable dick because I just dont get the whole Kate Hudson thing. I mean, she's OK, but I'm pretty sure Owen Wilson can fuck almost anyone he wants, even with that fucked up Easter Island nose of his.
I've never read anything this inappropriate in my entire life. I don't know, maybe the sarcasm is escaping me, but how about a little tact and sensitivity. Yes celebrities are self absorbed and generally deserve to be made fun of, but in the case of a suicide attempt, whether it be for attention or out of actual desperation, there is most likely a serious reason for someone to act out in such a way, making your snarkiness extremely uncalled for.
i agree with 10:17, this is very sad and i don't see the point in shitting on him. you guys are a bunch of dicks. suicide is selfish, yes, but making fun of someone who attempts it is such an asshole thing to do. and i highly doubt that the pics are what made him do it. i mean, there have been pics of them together for a while now. and, for you to make the comment that he didn;t want to do it, he just wanted attention, how the f do you know?
"for you to make the comment that he didn;t want to do it, he just wanted attention, how the f do you know?" Because he only had little scratches on his wrists! If he wanted to kill himself he would have cut deeper or ate a fucking gun. Do you have any common sense, or were you born without it?
The only thing funny about Dax Shepard is that there are people who made that no talent assfuck rich and famous. I hate Ashton Kutcher and his low IQ fans.
folks, do your part, go to that fruitcup PEREZ's site, & fill his comment boxes with the following (he's had my IP blocked for weeks now), so we can drive that fat fuck into obscurity of some kind or another : "i love how the reason Perez got so big is because Paris Hilton bankrolled him back when he was just a tiny little blogger under the condition that he not write anything bad about her - I notice he still refuses to write anything bad about her, which begs the question: are ya still getting those checks from the Hiltons monthly, you flabby parasitic no-talent fuck????"
Hey guys -- Dax Shepard was in Idiocracy which is going to be a big cult film if it isn't already. He was playing a dumbed-down mongoloid and he was really good at it. Too good.
He should be fucking ashamed, because he's acting like a girl. Girls cut themselves for attention. Are you a girl, Owen?
Lesson #1: (all you young "depressed" guys really should take note): Don't ever let anything some skank does bring you down. Girlfriends are flightly and irrational, and we shouldn't worry about the crazy and hurtful things they do. If your bitch runs off, there's always another bitch ready to take her place, as long as you keep a steady paycheck. So, don't worry about it. Keep your mind on your career and your drinking buddies, don't give the whores one second of thought - that area takes care of itself.
"Also a comedian?" I always thought "also" meant "in addition to the other one we already mentioned." Who else in this story is a comedian? Other than the writer?
I don't know about you guys, but I can't think of too many times I've made out in the produce section of a supermarket. I mean is it really that necessary to do that in public? You can tell that is the early stage of a relationship for sure..
While not quite in the Steve-o category, I can't imagine any self respecting woman dating such a complete douche as that Dax idiot. Way to downgrade, Kate.
I heard Owen was well hung and enjoys giving cunnilingus. Since he is butt ugly, and has a really annoying voice, I'd stuff a sock in his mouth to stop him from talking and put a bag over his head while I f-ed him so I could imagine some better looking guy's face. Then I would clothespin his nose to avert nasal sounds while I allowed him to service me in my nether regions with his famed likker.
Suicide would be a terrible waste of what is rumored to be a stellar schwank, but let's face it, the guy always comes off as depressed, self centered and BORING. I agree the suicide crap is for attention and was probably alcohol and drug addled.
Oh, Lisa, you haven't lived until you've had supermarket sex. We can tell you went to parochial school ;) ;)
Wow, he saw Kate Hudson kissing another guy and did his girlie wrist-slash. Actually I think I read somewhere that he had a false-alarm wrist-slash episode a few weeks ago when he saw a dad giving his 11-year-old boy a kiss goodbye.
ROFLMAO Sheslut!!! Best one all day...I'd use cotton instead of a clothespin though, that nose has gotta' cause some major friction-pleasure during the oral! ;)
First of all--I can not believe some of these comments. Suicide attempts--successful or unsuccessful should always be taken seriously. It is beyond me why one of his family members, friends, co-celebrities and co-workers did not do any intervention before this--he has obviously had these problems for years now but we as fans did not know it. I hope her gets the right intervention and the good professional help that he so desperately needs. He is such a talented actor and writer.
Joejoe, I'm shocked! Everything about a produce section is sexy. From the smooth, plump eggplant to the long, rippled english cucumbers...the taut, ripe melons...mmmm...juicy red raspberries perched atop succulent pineapple slices, like little aroused nipples...oooohhh...cumquats....mmmm...
He wasn't released from the hospital the same day. He was taken to St John's in Santa Monica to stablilize him - after 4 hours he was taken to Cedar Sinai - which has a psychiatric ward. St John's does not have a psychiatric ward.
Aahhh, see, I was going to say I could use my cherry pitter but I figured you'd have something bigger than cherries...kept...ah...kept down there in your...uhh...refrigerator.
*COUGH* Nuts! *COUGH* I mean Balls! *AHEM* I mean...
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Leave Your Commentsmooth operator is right! all this attention without having to actually die. (or even spend much time in the hospital).
ps- "Dax" is a downgrade IMO.
By Carolina , on August 28, 2007 09:56:19
She must suck an unbelieveable dick because I just dont get the whole Kate Hudson thing. I mean, she's OK, but I'm pretty sure Owen Wilson can fuck almost anyone he wants, even with that fucked up Easter Island nose of his.
By Jim, on August 28, 2007 09:57:10
Shit, he should've called me up. I would have given him all the attention he needed. Nudge, nudge...wink, wink.
(Oh, shut up. I don't think we're THAT closely related)
By Vigilante, on August 28, 2007 09:58:04
I've never read anything this inappropriate in my entire life. I don't know, maybe the sarcasm is escaping me, but how about a little tact and sensitivity. Yes celebrities are self absorbed and generally deserve to be made fun of, but in the case of a suicide attempt, whether it be for attention or out of actual desperation, there is most likely a serious reason for someone to act out in such a way, making your snarkiness extremely uncalled for.
By fishbowl, on August 28, 2007 10:17:06
^ Fuck you. Suicide is selfish. Fuck selfish people.
By anonymous, on August 28, 2007 10:18:47
Kate Hudson is a boring flat chested girl. Owen needs to grow some balls.
By anonymous, on August 28, 2007 10:20:15
i agree with 10:17, this is very sad and i don't see the point in shitting on him.
you guys are a bunch of dicks.
suicide is selfish, yes, but making fun of someone who attempts it is such an asshole thing to do.
and i highly doubt that the pics are what made him do it. i mean, there have been pics of them together for a while now.
and, for you to make the comment that he didn;t want to do it, he just wanted attention, how the f do you know?
By anonymous, on August 28, 2007 10:34:58
I hope all the people who are on this suicide support bandwagon kill themselves.
By anonymous, on August 28, 2007 10:36:38
"for you to make the comment that he didn;t want to do it, he just wanted attention, how the f do you know?" Because he only had little scratches on his wrists! If he wanted to kill himself he would have cut deeper or ate a fucking gun. Do you have any common sense, or were you born without it?
By anonymous, on August 28, 2007 10:44:04
dear crybabies, if you are going to complain about the commentary, dont come to the damn website.
try ivillage.com
love, carolina
By Carolina, on August 28, 2007 10:49:27
how many times do they need to tell us that Dax is also a comedian in one story?
By anonymous, on August 28, 2007 10:55:26
Dax is a comedian? When did that happen?
By Vigilante, on August 28, 2007 11:00:22
how accurate is this sh@t, chris robinson is not an actor!
By anonymous, on August 28, 2007 11:02:02
The only thing funny about Dax Shepard is that there are people who made that no talent assfuck rich and famous. I hate Ashton Kutcher and his low IQ fans.
By anonymous, on August 28, 2007 11:05:43
Chris Robinson has film credits which technically labels him an "actor", but he's a musician.
By anonymous, on August 28, 2007 11:08:17
I know nothing is a bigger turn on than an insecure guy who plays games to get me back.
By brandy, on August 28, 2007 11:11:15
folks, do your part, go to that fruitcup PEREZ's site, & fill his comment boxes with the following (he's had my IP blocked for weeks now), so we can drive that fat fuck into obscurity of some kind or another : "i love how the reason Perez got so big is because Paris Hilton bankrolled him back when he was just a tiny little blogger under the condition that he not write anything bad about her - I notice he still refuses to write anything bad about her, which begs the question: are ya still getting those checks from the Hiltons monthly, you flabby parasitic no-talent fuck????"
By MoeGreeneIsDead@yahoo.com, on August 28, 2007 11:16:03
How many times did they have to mention that Dax is "also a comedian" in that Daily Mail article ??
And since WHEN was Owen Wilson EVER a comedian ?!?
By anonymous, on August 28, 2007 11:19:38
Hey guys -- Dax Shepard was in Idiocracy which is going to be a big cult film if it isn't already. He was playing a dumbed-down mongoloid and he was really good at it. Too good.
By anonymous, on August 28, 2007 11:23:22
You know, I actually did like Idiocracy. Dax did the whole lawyer schtick with such accuracy you would've thought he'd gone to Hah-vad Laaaah.
(Brought to you by Carl's Jr)
By Vigilante, on August 28, 2007 11:30:27
Idiocracy had a great idea, but it wasn't executed very well. Fuck Perez Hilton.
By anonymous, on August 28, 2007 11:35:57
DAX? That sidekick dude from PUNK'D? Haha. Man, that is pretty tough, being dumped for him!
By anonymous, on August 28, 2007 11:37:38
wow, you all suck
By anonymous, on August 28, 2007 11:43:25
I agree with Jim, she must also do anal.
By anonymous, on August 28, 2007 11:44:01
11:43, you're just finding that out now?
Yeah, I suck. But not for free. Did my man Uppgrayyed send you? Because it's five hundred dollars a minute, baby. With interest.
By Vigilante, on August 28, 2007 11:48:21
Good God, they look like homeless bums trying to create a diversion while one pockets the bruised plums from the bottom of the display.
By anonymous, on August 28, 2007 11:55:13
He should be fucking ashamed, because he's acting like a girl. Girls cut themselves for attention. Are you a girl, Owen?
Lesson #1: (all you young "depressed" guys really should take note): Don't ever let anything some skank does bring you down. Girlfriends are flightly and irrational, and we shouldn't worry about the crazy and hurtful things they do. If your bitch runs off, there's always another bitch ready to take her place, as long as you keep a steady paycheck. So, don't worry about it. Keep your mind on your career and your drinking buddies, don't give the whores one second of thought - that area takes care of itself.
That's the truth.
By J-Bird, on August 28, 2007 12:20:01
to paraphase j-bird..."I got my mind on my money, my money on my mind" Word!
By mo, on August 28, 2007 12:31:39
Vigilante
That's two d' at the end for a double dose of pimpage
By brndy, on August 28, 2007 12:35:38
"Also a comedian?" I always thought "also" meant "in addition to the other one we already mentioned." Who else in this story is a comedian? Other than the writer?
By cureholder, on August 28, 2007 12:49:29
Shit. I forgot the extra d.
Man, Uppgrayyedd is going to have my ass.
Thanks, Sugartits!
By Vigilante, on August 28, 2007 12:49:44
I don't know about you guys, but I can't think of too many times I've made out in the produce section of a supermarket.
I mean is it really that necessary to do that in public? You can tell that is the early stage of a relationship for sure..
By Lisa G., on August 28, 2007 13:04:09
"Who else in this story is a comedian? Other than the writer?"
hilarious
By anonymous, on August 28, 2007 13:06:59
While not quite in the Steve-o category, I can't imagine any self respecting woman dating such a complete douche as that Dax idiot. Way to downgrade, Kate.
By anonymous, on August 28, 2007 14:13:45
I heard Owen was well hung and enjoys giving cunnilingus. Since he is butt ugly, and has a really annoying voice, I'd stuff a sock in his mouth to stop him from talking and put a bag over his head while I f-ed him so I could imagine some better looking guy's face. Then I would clothespin his nose to avert nasal sounds while I allowed him to service me in my nether regions with his famed likker.
Suicide would be a terrible waste of what is rumored to be a stellar schwank, but let's face it, the guy always comes off as depressed, self centered and BORING. I agree the suicide crap is for attention and was probably alcohol and drug addled.
Oh, Lisa, you haven't lived until you've had supermarket sex. We can tell you went to parochial school ;) ;)
By Sheslut, on August 28, 2007 14:18:53
Wow, he saw Kate Hudson kissing another guy and did his girlie wrist-slash. Actually I think I read somewhere that he had a false-alarm wrist-slash episode a few weeks ago when he saw a dad giving his 11-year-old boy a kiss goodbye.
By anonymous, on August 28, 2007 14:28:24
I bet they smell like patchouli and BO.
By anonymous, on August 28, 2007 16:03:51
It's so 15 yr old girl of him, to scrape his little wrists for attention.
hee hee
By anonymous, on August 28, 2007 17:01:39
10:17 + 10:20-
please "slit your wrists" and "OD" and then "call 911".
a-holes.
By anonymous, on August 28, 2007 17:22:32
ROFLMAO Sheslut!!! Best one all day...I'd use cotton instead of a clothespin though, that nose has gotta' cause some major friction-pleasure during the oral! ;)
By anonymous, on August 28, 2007 18:40:02
I've met Owen, and the man exudes sex. I'd let him go down on me, without the bag and clothespins!
By anonymous, on August 28, 2007 20:11:19
Seriously Owen, she's just someone else's cheating wife. She's not to die for.
By Kacky, on August 28, 2007 21:02:01
First of all--I can not believe some of these comments. Suicide attempts--successful or unsuccessful should always be taken seriously. It is beyond me why one of his family members, friends, co-celebrities and co-workers did not do any intervention before this--he has obviously had these problems for years now but we as fans did not know it. I hope her gets the right intervention and the good professional help that he so desperately needs. He is such a talented actor and writer.
By Eve, on August 29, 2007 06:48:55
pleas...get a room
By I WANNA GO TO L.A!!!!!, on August 29, 2007 07:08:09
Who the fuck makes out in a grocery store?
By losers, on August 29, 2007 09:11:40
I've heard some fruits are aphrodisiacs, but, I was under the impression you had to EAT them to get the effects.
Inconsiderate fuckers.
I don't go to a hotel room for bruschetta ingredients, so I'll be damned if someone is getting busy where I'd buy my produce.
By joejoe, on August 29, 2007 09:27:10
Joejoe, I'm shocked! Everything about a produce section is sexy. From the smooth, plump eggplant to the long, rippled english cucumbers...the taut, ripe melons...mmmm...juicy red raspberries perched atop succulent pineapple slices, like little aroused nipples...oooohhh...cumquats....mmmm...
Excuse me. I have some grocery shopping to do.
By Vigilante, on August 29, 2007 11:09:46
He wasn't released from the hospital the same day. He was taken to St John's in Santa Monica to stablilize him - after 4 hours he was taken to Cedar Sinai - which has a psychiatric ward. St John's does not have a psychiatric ward.
He's still at Cedars. So, indeed this is serious.
By anonymous, on August 29, 2007 12:21:52
Vig,
Please DON'T tell me how a 'melon baller' will factor into your evening. :-O
PLEASE DON'T...lol
By joejoe, on August 29, 2007 12:23:29
Melon baller? You know, that's one of the only kitchen gadgets I don't own! I have an apple corer though...or a peach pitter...
Why, do you have some fuzzy peaches that need pitting? Mmmm...peaches....
By Vigilante, on August 29, 2007 13:00:01
No, I prefer my fuzzy peaches split down the middle...okay, so that might not read as I intended it to.
I'm also not a fan of the 'butt or nut squash'. eeeek!
By joejoe, on August 29, 2007 13:24:09
Aahhh, see, I was going to say I could use my cherry pitter but I figured you'd have something bigger than cherries...kept...ah...kept down there in your...uhh...refrigerator.
*COUGH* Nuts! *COUGH* I mean Balls! *AHEM* I mean...
Never mind.
Butt or nut squash. That's hilarious!
By Vigilante, on August 29, 2007 13:37:56
vigilante & joejoe:
please get a room.
thanks.
By anonymous, on August 29, 2007 19:39:10
Can't, honey. He's taken.
Hey, but what are you doing later?
By Vigilante, on August 30, 2007 06:16:50
Yeah, what Vig said. :)
By joejoe, on August 30, 2007 11:05:37
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