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Paris Hilton is Still a Bitch

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What does the horn on Paris Hilton's car sound like?

WONK WONK!

Get it? It's funny 'cause she has the wonky eye.

Oh, c'mon! That's good!

Nothing?

Okay, lemme try again.

PARIS HILTON IS A CUNT WHO SHOULD DIE OF AIDS!

Beat that, haters!

By Rudolf "Comedy is my middle name" Hitler, on August 30, 2007 10:15:29
I see she recovered from that horrific nervous breakdown she had in jail quite nicely..
Another example of how money can't buy you class.

By Lisa G., on August 30, 2007 10:15:51
Who's hatin', Rudy? I laughed my ass off at the horn bit.

By Vigilante, on August 30, 2007 10:17:57
Guess money cant buy you respect (thank gawd)....she needs her mouth washed out with acid! Her star is falling and I hope it lands on her Herpe infested lap!

By Kar, on August 30, 2007 10:22:48
i would still play bury the puppy with her...

By mr backdoor, on August 30, 2007 10:27:48
skank

By boo, on August 30, 2007 10:41:50
You forgot that she also has thinning hair from her horrendous hair extensions. Look at the pictures! She almost bald on top.

By anonymous, on August 30, 2007 10:48:13
There should be a whole site devoted to pictures or celebrities dancing and looking really stupid, she would also have a lot of pics on that site.

By ils vont..., on August 30, 2007 10:53:43
Skank....

Yes, it needs to be repeated.

By joejoe, on August 30, 2007 10:57:08
PS: Brandon 'BackFat' Davis appears to have the worst case of conjunctivitis ('pinkeye') in the history of recorded medicine, eh?

Fat bastard looks like a fuckin' cyborg.

By joejoe, on August 30, 2007 11:15:52
Yeah, that has to be it. Mischa Barton is just jealous. Because, really, what woman wouldn't be? Herpes, size 14 feet, glass eye, DUI conviction, video of her sucking dick on the internet. Paris has it all, man.

LOL that paragraph is awesomeness.

By Tina, on August 30, 2007 11:18:48
Joejoe, ever blown your nose and had air come out your eye? Or better yet, ever seen those sick bastards on TV that squirt milk out of their eye sockets?

Sometimes...apparently...when you've run through a few rails some of the powder can end up in your eye the same way. Especially if you inhale really deeply. And it burns like a sonofabitch. So they say. Not that I would know anything about that.

Ahem.

By Vigilante, on August 30, 2007 11:27:00
Have you seen her dance in live motion? I'm trying to figure it out, is that what she's famous for? Being a shitty, lazy dancer that tosses her flat hair around every few seconds in hopes the 'razzi will catch her looking cool?

By anonymous, on August 30, 2007 11:29:56
Thanks for the info, Vigilante...

I've never done coke, so I'm oblivious to most facts surrounding it.

I don't drink, like the occasional bong toke, and sometimes mushrooms when I'm at my cottage.

To each their own. :)

By joejoe, on August 30, 2007 11:48:58
Errmmm...I've never done coke either.

*COUGH* Wow! Is it hot in here?

You're welcome, darlin'!

By Vigilante, on August 30, 2007 12:24:08
Glass eye? what does that mean

By anonymous, on August 30, 2007 12:27:58
Didn't the silly bitch want privacy?

By D4, on August 30, 2007 12:33:17
I just knew Vigilante was a powderhead.

By anonymous, on August 30, 2007 12:36:15
Those Irish chick put more shit up their nose than aardvarks.

By anonymous, on August 30, 2007 12:38:15
Eh i dunno, i don't think even Paris would be stupid enough to bad mouth Nicole to Mischa, they're always together...

By anonymous, on August 30, 2007 12:57:18
Ha HAH! Yes, Irish. No, not a powderhead. Once upon a blue moon a million years ago when I had the money and the free time to get out and shake what my momma gave me...maybe I did my share then.

Now it's all about the merlot and the occasional herbal remedy. And beer. Lots and lots of beer.

Man, that aardvark comment made me laugh tho! That was funnier n' Hell!

By Vigilante, on August 30, 2007 13:05:52
Powderhead, ha ha ha!
(Is that kinda like "chowderhead"?)

By anonymous, on August 30, 2007 13:20:24
anonymous 12:57:18

i don't think even Paris would be stupid enough....

I want to to think really hard about what you just said, young man.

By The Disembodied Head of Fred Savage, on August 30, 2007 13:38:09
Say what you will about her, she looks like a sex toy. There is some intrinsic worth to that. Why hold that fact against her that she has nothing else to offer? She looks like a damn fine sex toy.

By Ryno, on August 30, 2007 13:46:57
does anyone know where she got that dress? i love it

By anonymous, on August 30, 2007 13:59:05
Dublin is probably my favorite city in the world (out of the few I've been to outside of Boston). Great bars there.

back on topic: I'd fuck both Paris and the other one in a heartbeat, and you all would to - stop lying.

By J-Bird, on August 30, 2007 14:14:59
Sorry, but I don't think girls with wonky eyes and look like shaved birds are hot. Plus I don't want herpes. I saw that whore's video and she can't suck dick.

By anonymous, on August 30, 2007 14:18:54
Dublin is hot. Paris is not.

The thing they call Paris, that is. The city is actually quite nice.

By Vigilante, on August 30, 2007 14:46:51
I wouldn't touch this diseased whore with Jessica Simpson's dick.

By anonymous, on August 30, 2007 14:51:38
funny as fuck

By sarag, on August 30, 2007 15:10:21
O GAWDDD PARRISSS..STOPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!

By anonymous, on August 30, 2007 15:37:36
I wonder where she hides that bible she was carrying before going to jail at these parties ... must be up her gigantic WONK WONK (peace Rudolf) ...

By anonymous, on August 30, 2007 19:57:35
she is sporting a trump combover since she is balding and has huge ridiculous man hands. ew.

By anonymous, on August 30, 2007 22:00:56
Since Paris thinks she is better than anyone else, I wonder if she would pee on me if I let her?

By anonymous, on August 30, 2007 22:24:11
Paris has a glass eye? LOL

By anonymous, on August 30, 2007 23:11:05
and she wonders why she can't hold on to a guy...

By anonymous, on August 31, 2007 08:40:30
There is a schizphrenic crackwhore who lives by the dumpster behind my office and she walks around all day mumbling about how jealous everyone is of her.
sad but true story.
At least you don't have to feel guilty laughing at Paris Hilton

By kellygrrrl, on August 31, 2007 15:48:57
hey hey you fucking lier , you said that you were going to stay at home and read the bible no more dancing around like a whore getting drunk cus you had seen the light , I guess that light was the spot light huh bitch , fucking drunk druggie bitch , hey stupid law in L.A. send P H back in jail

By anonymous, on August 31, 2007 16:33:29
Paris is the last person to be calling anyone white trash. All that money she has a can't buy an ounce of class.

By anonymous, on August 31, 2007 16:56:54
True that. Clearly can't buy her friends either.

By HunnyLuv, on September 1, 2007 13:24:09
PARIS HILTON SUCKS AND SHE CANNOT SING!!

By Daniel , on September 1, 2007 21:03:18
When Paris has her next stumble, let us rejoice more than ever before. Let us collectively tar this stinking crass whore with the verbal darts of 10 millions strong. Let her know that despite her wealth, she wears a scarlet letter of vanity, filth, jealousy, foolishness and baseness. I believe her to be a pig, a filthy clown who disgraces the public stage.

By anonymous, on September 3, 2007 18:05:50
paris is a stupid fucking bitch.

By Shiner, on September 8, 2007 18:22:35
total goon

By anonymous, on September 11, 2007 14:52:20