Paris Hilton Isn't This Clever

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  1. yeah, um, not really funny

    By anonymous, on August 16, 2007 12:25:56

  2. ^^uh-oh,i guess that comment makes me a hohan fan, right?

    By anonymous, on August 16, 2007 12:26:40

  3. LMFAO! :D

    12:26 is a Hohan fan! lol

    By anonymous, on August 16, 2007 12:27:43

  4. That's great. Maybe they should have hung it on Dina's door.

    By anonymous, on August 16, 2007 12:28:11

  5. I second that, 12:28.

    By Vigilante, on August 16, 2007 12:32:06

  6. Dude, that's really funny. I'm cracking up over here!

    By anonymous, on August 16, 2007 12:37:43

  7. I want to laugh at this, but it just doesn't seem particularly funny. Maybe because "cokewhore" is such an overused word.

    By anonymous, on August 16, 2007 12:47:03

  8. How could anyone think Paris could come up with that? She certainly couldn't do anything that good without help from much smarter people.

    By Dane in Pain, on August 16, 2007 12:53:55

  9. Dumbass should have spell checked his poster because I don't know what a "moning" is.

    By anonymous, on August 16, 2007 13:06:24

  10. They messed up the age though. For dog years you take an age and multiply it by 7 instead of dividing by 7. So it should have said 147.

    By anonymous, on August 16, 2007 13:07:09

  11. yeah you know, i don't love lindsay, its just not really all that funny to me. kind of bland jokes, doesn't take much to call her a coke whore, i'm funnier without trying.

    By anonymous, on August 16, 2007 13:10:34

  12. 13:07. 1 dog year=7 human years. so 3 dog years=21 human years. the poster is correct. 147 would be one old ass dog!

    and it's also fucking hilarious! i knew paris couldn't pull off something that clever.

    By anonymous, on August 16, 2007 13:13:22

  13. ^ i don't know if you were trying or not, but that wasn't funny. guess you're not as funny as you think you are after all.

    By anonymous, on August 16, 2007 13:13:32

  14. I think this is sick. Picking on a young girl just because you can is pathetic. What's worse is people think it's funny.

    By s p, on August 16, 2007 13:15:12

  15. "I think this is sick. Picking on a young girl just because you can is pathetic. What's worse is people think it's funny."

    Go get hit by a bus, Blohan fan.
    p.s. Muahahahahaha hilarious poster.

    By anonymous, on August 16, 2007 13:19:47

  16. FUNNY. Lindsay deserves it. She's said worse shit than this to a lot of people. What goes around comes around.

    By anonymous, on August 16, 2007 13:20:12

  17. paris is a stupis slut!! at least Lindsay has talent!!

    By hunter nell, on August 16, 2007 13:49:29

  18. The My Space page is for someone named Ryan Crotty. Who the hell is that?

    By anonymous, on August 16, 2007 13:52:55

  19. 13:07. 1 dog year=7 human years. so 3 dog years=21 human years. the poster is correct. 147 would be one old ass dog!

    and it's also fucking hilarious! i knew paris couldn't pull off something that clever.

    By anonymous, on August 16, 2007 13:13:22
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    uh no. 1 human year = 7 dog years. 3 human years = 21 dog years. so if it was 3 dog years then it would be around 1.75 months.

    the poster should've read "3 in human years"

    yes i am a genius. thank you, thank you folks. i'll be here all week.

    By prettyboy, on August 16, 2007 14:10:56

  20. You losers sound like 3 year olds.

    By Big L, on August 16, 2007 15:11:30

  21. Big L, honey, you need to clarify:

    Three year olds as in three dog years or three human years?

    By Vigilante, on August 16, 2007 16:00:15

  22. prettyboy,
    you're retarded.. 3 in dog years is 21 in human years. it's simple math, really.

    By Em, on August 16, 2007 16:05:30

  23. It's not funny, but not because it's insulting Whorehan - hell, I'm all for that - it's just....not funny. Which is a shame, because it had real potential....

    By jenner, on August 16, 2007 16:22:39

  24. Prettyboy, dumbass:

    If the poster wrote "3 in human years" it would mean a THREE YEAR OLD HUMAN.

    Jesus. Are you REALLY that dumb?

    By anonymous, on August 16, 2007 16:29:48

  25. That is funny shit right there. LOL

    By Jessica, on August 16, 2007 16:36:27

  26. Yeah! She's all freckly, and like, has freckles, oh, and she does coke. Instant hilarity right there.

    Lindsay was in two movies this year that will soon be considered classics. What have these jealous, shallow losers ever done?

    By anonymous, on August 16, 2007 17:05:06

  27. He can't spell...

    "Moning"???

    He is so sued.

    By anonymous, on August 16, 2007 17:40:38

  28. She's a WHORE

    By anonymous, on August 16, 2007 17:55:09

  29. Lindsay had movies that came out this year? You're kidding!?! Shit, what were they? I guess I've been too busy with my normal, comfortable, everyday life to have noticed.

    Let me know what the names of those movies are and I'll write them down...I'd hate to miss out on "classics", especially if they're of Oscar-winning potential.

    By anonymous, on August 16, 2007 18:31:35

  30. that poster should say if you see her run away she is infected with the stupid whore bug

    By anonymous, on August 16, 2007 19:58:08

  31. Two for 10!!!!! That still leaves me 5 for a 40.

    By anonymous, on August 16, 2007 20:26:13

  32. Hey, Losers.. Lindsay here! Hey, that's not funny. You can SIOOMFA!!!!!!!! (Suck It Out Of My Freckled Ass!)

    By anonymous, on August 16, 2007 20:43:16

  33. i LOVE the whole thing. thanks for finally bringing to light the real guy behind this brilliant hilarious poster, paris could have NEVER thought it up nor would her spelling/grammar be as correct. i thought it was easy to just go to myspace and check out the author, why did perez et al. blame it on paris? idiots

    By emmyclaire, on August 16, 2007 20:50:40

  34. i LOVE the whole thing. thanks for finally bringing to light the real guy behind this brilliant hilarious poster, paris could have NEVER thought it up nor would her spelling/grammar be as correct. i thought it was easy to just go to myspace and check out the author, why did perez et al. blame it on paris? idiots

    By emmyclaire, on August 16, 2007 21:02:32

  35. I can answer that last question. It's because Mario Laundromat is a retarded monkey.

    By Paris, on August 16, 2007 21:16:10

  36. <THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!>

    She IS a total narcissistic and self important piece of trash. I truly do think she is a very pretty girl, and she has some talent, but she has one MAJOR f'd up perception of herself and how she relates to the world. Nobody deserves this hysterical prank more!

    By anonymous, on August 17, 2007 02:28:40

  37. Note to the poster(s) who claimed to be Lindsay and Paris:

    Puh-leeze. Haven't you been paying attention? Neither Lindsay nor Paris can spell and their grammar is atrocious. Proper use of capitals and punctuation? Not on your life.

    Better luck next time, pal.

    By Vigilante, on August 17, 2007 05:26:38

  38. I can't believe so many people don't think this is funny. I guess they are the same kind of people that don't think HIV is funny? I mean come on! It's hilarious people!

    By Micropede, on August 17, 2007 07:23:57

  39. It may not be funny at all, however, if it's true what I've been reading about this person, then she deserves a lot worse than just some hate poster around the neighbourhood. She deserves to hit the ground so hard she fights for her life hard before she can come back as any sort of a decent person. Amen!

    By Me, on August 17, 2007 09:53:35

  40. He missed the best nickname of all: Firecrotch!

    By Chris, on August 17, 2007 11:44:04

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