Her hair and makeup guy isn't done by the time the alarm goes off because as soon as she passes out, he pulls out his dick and starts taking cellphone pictures of it next to her open drooling mouth ("yeah, I got a 'gift' for you...")
I still cannot reconcile the horror that this woman, THIS WOMAN, is the judge of a televised singing contest. How on earth did that happen? Her weak over produced voice is a total joke. 95% of the people auditioning on American Idol have a better voice than she does, and that's just because the other 5% are like that drugged out fool who sang "Like a Virgin" at his try out.
Yeah, Paula I like totally understand, I mean fuck God, he's probably too busy dealing with starving kids or whiny cancer patient .. and those rape victims .. don't get me fucking started on how bitchy they ...
I can't stand her fucking show. She tries so hard to act funny, like purposely bumping her head, purposely tripping. She's a ridiculous attention-whore, who milked the fuck out of her 15-minutes of fame.
I liked her when I was 10. I never expected to see her again. She is the luckiest bitch in the entire world. How the hell did she get chosen for the job on American Idol? She's so rich now and famous and I just want to scream:
"Hey everybody...not sure if you noticed, but this is PAULA FUCKING ABDUL...yes, Cold Hearted Snake...yep...pounding on weird boxes in the video...that's the one. I know, I can't believe it either."
lol, that was so funny. I think I will start using it everyday, Like when my laundry isn't done yet, I'll be all, where's god when you need him? My laudry isn't done, it's so not fair.
OMG..This another example of how Hollywood works. Here you got a CELEBRITY on TV. Your making a series out of her life.. Everybody watching her on some SERIOUS DRUGS and all you people do is talk about it like it's FUNNY. She needs some serious HELP. and everyone around her..(ENABLER'S) are doing nothing.. the TV station alone should NOT be putting this on national TV. because it makes you also responsible WHEN SHE KILLS HERSELF or SOMEONE.. Paula has alot of people around her. and each and eveyone of them are watching her take drugs for Pain or whatever. and drink. it's pretty sad your all exposing her..almighty dollar
she should want her name taken OFF the Bratz movie, not mentioned, with the reviews it's getting: a 21/100 on Metacritic so far. God WAS going to end the genocide in Darfur, send the troops in Iraq back home, erase Bush, Paris Hilton, and Tom Cruise from existence and bring world peace, but God just thought that it was MUCH better to give Paula the credit she deserves for this potential Oscar winner and modern classic.
My goodness. I knew she was a loon but THAT defied any of my suspicions as to how bad off she really is. I think someone's been having her ass kissed for far, far too long. She's not a good enough actress for that to have been faked.
Spoken like a true nut-job, 22:19. Nobody cares about us? Only someone as self-absorbed as yourself would believe such a thing. We haven't got a clue? And you do? Well then, you must have an inside advantage to go along with such delusions of self-entitlement.
Pray, do tell. All of us pee-ons are dying to know.
Nobody cares about us, riiiight. From what I've seen in celebrity culture lately I'd tend to believe the opposite is much more likely.
Kindly do yourself a favour, 22:19, and have someone who truly cares about you help you pull your head out of your ass. What's that? Can't find anyone?
Jenny...post the idiots URL that tells people to mind their own business. That would be hilarious.
Paula is a train-wreck. I met her once and she was so sweet and seemed normal. Why don't her "handlers" or the TV execs. do something? I won't watch this show!
Where is GOD when you need Him??? Is she serious? HE is taking care of people with REAL problems - that's where! Give me a break to these people that play the pity party when they live the life they chose to and something doesn't go their way.
What a sadly narcissistic bitch she is. She has a crying fit because she didn't get a little job she wanted? And cries out about the Big Guy In The Sky not being there for her? She's, like, 31 flavours of crazy with a cherry on top.
Thanks to this show, I see Paula in a whole new light. I always thought she was just the "sweet" judge on American Idol, but she's really a total diva b*tch. Not to mention a psycho. She may not be an alcoholic or on drugs as she says in her show, but she certainly has issues!!!
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By anonymous, on August 3, 2007 09:39:17
grow the hell up paula...poor baby - what would you do if you had a real life like the rest of us?
By anonymous, on August 3, 2007 09:44:37
Oh, she's a gift alright, a gift that keeps on giving. Just like syphillis and herpes.
By Rick Sparks, on August 3, 2007 09:48:10
that is absolutely hilarious!
By anonymous, on August 3, 2007 09:51:50
Her hair and makeup guy isn't done by the time the alarm goes off because as soon as she passes out, he pulls out his dick and starts taking cellphone pictures of it next to her open drooling mouth ("yeah, I got a 'gift' for you...")
By anonymous, on August 3, 2007 10:07:04
mmmm...nuts...
By homie simpson, on August 3, 2007 10:17:45
I still cannot reconcile the horror that this woman, THIS WOMAN, is the judge of a televised singing contest. How on earth did that happen? Her weak over produced voice is a total joke. 95% of the people auditioning on American Idol have a better voice than she does, and that's just because the other 5% are like that drugged out fool who sang "Like a Virgin" at his try out.
By anonymous, on August 3, 2007 10:21:46
"Where's God when you need him???"
No shit. I've been asking myself the same question ever since I prayed for a piano to fall on her head over a year ago.
By Vigilante, on August 3, 2007 10:28:01
Yeah, Paula I like totally understand, I mean fuck God, he's probably too busy dealing with starving kids or whiny cancer patient .. and those rape victims .. don't get me fucking started on how bitchy they ...
... he should totally be spending his time on YOU
By anonymous, on August 3, 2007 10:32:21
I bet her farts smell like expired Doritos
By anonymous, on August 3, 2007 10:45:26
God is too busy with Big Brother 8 right now...
By anonymous, on August 3, 2007 13:00:04
It takes a pretty educated guy to know about Chernobyl heart. Great job!!
By Raff, on August 3, 2007 13:18:01
I can't stand her fucking show. She tries so hard to act funny, like purposely bumping her head, purposely tripping. She's a ridiculous attention-whore, who milked the fuck out of her 15-minutes of fame.
By anonymous, on August 3, 2007 13:20:58
Seriously, though...her life is sooooo hard.
I liked her when I was 10. I never expected to see her again. She is the luckiest bitch in the entire world. How the hell did she get chosen for the job on American Idol? She's so rich now and famous and I just want to scream:
"Hey everybody...not sure if you noticed, but this is PAULA FUCKING ABDUL...yes, Cold Hearted Snake...yep...pounding on weird boxes in the video...that's the one. I know, I can't believe it either."
By eeeks.com, on August 3, 2007 13:27:14
Boo to TV suits for trying to pass this off as television. I mean, honestly, who enjoys this?
By anonymous, on August 3, 2007 13:28:38
"Where's God when you need him"
lol, that was so funny. I think I will start using it everyday, Like when my laundry isn't done yet, I'll be all, where's god when you need him? My laudry isn't done, it's so not fair.
By anonymous, on August 3, 2007 13:30:00
"Shut up you guys, I'm trying TO TELL A GODDAMN STORY!"
HAHAHAHHAAHHA! LOL at all this is over the Bratz movie!
By anonymous, on August 3, 2007 13:41:26
OMG..This another example of how Hollywood works.
Here you got a CELEBRITY on TV. Your making a series out of her life.. Everybody watching her on some SERIOUS DRUGS and all you people do is talk about it like it's FUNNY. She needs some serious HELP. and everyone around her..(ENABLER'S)
are doing nothing..
the TV station alone should NOT be putting this on national TV. because it makes you also responsible WHEN SHE KILLS HERSELF or SOMEONE..
Paula has alot of people around her. and each and eveyone of them are watching her take drugs for Pain or whatever. and drink. it's pretty sad your all exposing her..almighty dollar
By ladylolita, on August 3, 2007 13:51:04
"Please guys I'm trying to tell a god damn story", how dare you not pay attention to me, don't you know who I am, everything is about me, me, me!!!
By Trax, on August 3, 2007 13:53:44
she should want her name taken OFF the Bratz movie, not mentioned, with the reviews it's getting: a 21/100 on Metacritic so far. God WAS going to end the genocide in Darfur, send the troops in Iraq back home, erase Bush, Paris Hilton, and Tom Cruise from existence and bring world peace, but God just thought that it was MUCH better to give Paula the credit she deserves for this potential Oscar winner and modern classic.
By anonymous, on August 3, 2007 14:18:55
This is seriously the brunette Anna Nicole - a complete trainwreck mess.
By Sam, on August 3, 2007 14:23:17
Paula, I'm with you. I had the same reaction when I found out that I wasn't an executive producer for the Bratz movie. Devastating.
By anonymous, on August 3, 2007 14:32:04
How about all you people MINDING YOUR OWN FUCKING BUSINESS?
Or don't any of you HAVE any business of your own to mind?
By anonymous, on August 3, 2007 15:20:01
15:20:01
I'd say that was Paula, but it was pretty coherent so can't be......
By jenner, on August 3, 2007 15:33:35
I actually gave her my sympathy until...
<big>YOU GUYS PLEASE I'M TRYING TO TELL A GODDAMN STORY!!
By anonymous, on August 3, 2007 16:58:56
Six months of detox and bedrest might help Paula.
By anonymous, on August 3, 2007 19:40:38
My goodness. I knew she was a loon but THAT defied any of my suspicions as to how bad off she really is. I think someone's been having her ass kissed for far, far too long. She's not a good enough actress for that to have been faked.
By anonymous, on August 3, 2007 20:15:10
How about all you people MINDING YOUR OWN FUCKING BUSINESS?
Or don't any of you HAVE any business of your own to mind
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Hahahahaha... it's so cute when handlers/fans/celebrities "defend" said nutjobs/selves.
We write because we care, "Anonymous."
By Rick Sparks, on August 3, 2007 21:32:56
No, you write because you haven't got a clue.
Wallow in yourselves, because, after all is said and done, nobody, but nobody, cares about you.
By anonymous, on August 3, 2007 22:19:02
Spoken like a true nut-job, 22:19. Nobody cares about us? Only someone as self-absorbed as yourself would believe such a thing. We haven't got a clue? And you do? Well then, you must have an inside advantage to go along with such delusions of self-entitlement.
Pray, do tell. All of us pee-ons are dying to know.
Nobody cares about us, riiiight. From what I've seen in celebrity culture lately I'd tend to believe the opposite is much more likely.
Kindly do yourself a favour, 22:19, and have someone who truly cares about you help you pull your head out of your ass. What's that? Can't find anyone?
Well ain't that a shame.
By Vigilante, on August 4, 2007 07:16:04
Jenny...post the idiots URL that tells people to mind their own business. That would be hilarious.
Paula is a train-wreck. I met her once and she was so sweet and seemed normal. Why don't her "handlers" or the TV execs. do something? I won't watch this show!
By Post the idiots URL. haha, on August 4, 2007 11:40:44
People can't put down people who come here. You are here yourself jackass. As for Paula, trainwrecks are always entertaining are they not?
By K, on August 5, 2007 11:39:50
Where is GOD when you need Him??? Is she serious? HE is taking care of people with REAL problems - that's where! Give me a break to these people that play the pity party when they live the life they chose to and something doesn't go their way.
By Britney is a whack job, on August 5, 2007 14:02:22
She is so, so very insane. I don't know if it is drugs or some kind of awful biochemical imbalance, but she is off her damn rocker.
By anonymous, on August 5, 2007 19:34:13
silly bitch
http://www.tiny.cc/paidsurvey
By anonymous, on August 6, 2007 05:01:43
Where is god? It doesn't exist, duh.
By anonymous, on August 6, 2007 11:10:37
What a sadly narcissistic bitch she is. She has a crying fit because she didn't get a little job she wanted? And cries out about the Big Guy In The Sky not being there for her? She's, like, 31 flavours of crazy with a cherry on top.
By Pan, on August 6, 2007 15:40:17
Thanks to this show, I see Paula in a whole new light. I always thought she was just the "sweet" judge on American Idol, but she's really a total diva b*tch. Not to mention a psycho. She may not be an alcoholic or on drugs as she says in her show, but she certainly has issues!!!
By Dean, on August 8, 2007 13:06:20
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