"We're normal! See? We're normal! We have parties and eat food and celebrate things...we're absolutely normal! Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain!!! What? I didn't hear anything...must have been something abnormal and you wouldn't find any of that here because we're so totally normal! Big smiles!"
Fuck! Catherine Bell used to be one of my favorite chicks. Now, I can't even recognize her. I had no idea that she was one of the hags in this photo-series until I saw the tag. I repeat: Fuck!
Cracked.com did a great expose on secret Scientologists: Jason Lee, Beck, Leah Remini, Greta Van Susteren, Danny Masterson (and his bro from Malcolm in the Middle), Laura Prepon, Nancy Cartwright (aka Bart Simpson).
Gina Gershon is one? Well, that's a bummer. I always thought she was really hot. Then again, she strikes me as the type of stupid sorority whore who would get pressured into this type of thing because "everyone else is doing it".
Only Travolta knows how to find that camera lens and work it. I worry for him; something is off there - so much talent and internal, personal power and it's going off in a very weird direction.
I have to agree, the only one I'm pissed about is Catherine Bell whom I actually like as an actress. They must do a hell of a job on make up in army wives because she looks far less scary than she does in photo ops.
HAHAHAHAHA I read your site daily (hoping for updates) the comment about the news people pointing out our weakness's - where are they when ya need them LMAO
How the hell did something as stupid as Scientology manage to exist for 38 years? Can someone please tell me what the attraction is supposed to be? Are there really that many morons in the world? My head hurts...
WTF!!! And I thought americans lacked "terror" sense of humour! Good one... Here in France, they cast spell on you if you're a Scientologist... hahaha... come to France! :)
Here's one observation about Scientology: Kelly Preston is fucking hot. MILF ! Maybe it's an Aussie thing, but that chick has been smoking hot for 25 years and doesn't get nearly enough credit ... probably since she's a wacko and a complete beard for John Fagvolta. What I would have given to be Tom Cruise's straight body-double for that scene with her in Jerry Maguire.
RaraAvis, yes there lots of morons in the world. There are literally billions of people who believe that an invisible man lives up in the clouds and wears sandals, and a half-man-half goat lives under the Earth's crust.
Scientology has stayed alive for 38 years becauses it's based in Hollywood. Do I need to say more? And is it me or does John Travolta look like an adult version of Eddy Munster.
Damn that was one scary picture they look like vampires and what in the hot monkey hell is going on with Travolta's hair? is he getting his weave from the Beyonce school of unbeweable weaves? wtf!!!
Actually I have no problems with scientology hell in my religion we tend to do a lot of blood scarifice called ebbos, summon dead ancestors work with various Gods, Goddess, all manner of elements and spirits. the women are innitiated into secret societies of witches called Iyami and Gelede societies. hell our innitiation ceremony is straight out of a Buster Rymes video "put your hands where my eyes can see" whatever floats your boat. freedom of religion baby!!
Hmmm....Buster Rymes? Is that Leanne Rimes brother? Gee, you're not a white chick are you? 'Cause I don't know how you can truly be a Nubian Goddez and not know how to spell a rapper's name.
69 Comments:
Leave Your CommentGood lord! Who is the busty one in white?
By anonymous, on August 6, 2007 14:27:01
Catherine Bell is dead to me... :(
I miss the old CB that was hot and not in Scientology pix. :0
By anonymous, on August 6, 2007 14:28:34
Is this some sort of cult of the plastic surgeon or something?
By anonymous, on August 6, 2007 14:30:32
I can't wait until the pics start showing up with these idiots wearing Nike black sneakers, covered with black trash bags.
By chuggdog, on August 6, 2007 14:31:02
the girl in white is erika christensen, that girl who got fucked by a black guy in that movie traffic.
By anonymous, on August 6, 2007 14:31:53
Yeah, I was wondering about the chick in white as well. She looks somewhat familar....
I remember being actually sad when I heard Anne Archer was a Scientologist. Because I previously liked her. Now I just know she's a nutbag.
By anonymous, on August 6, 2007 14:32:47
The chick in white is Erika Christensen
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0159776/
By anonymous, on August 6, 2007 14:34:16
Is Travolta morphing into Michael Jackson or did Xenu need his blood (and hair)?
By anonymous, on August 6, 2007 14:34:32
^^^Man, no kidding, he looks like he just got sucked dry. Er, ah, nevermind.
By anonymous, on August 6, 2007 14:43:00
Nice wig Travolta! Homo!
By anonymous, on August 6, 2007 14:43:47
hmmmm...very clever, mixing it up like that. Just looking at the pictures, it's difficult to see which have become aliens and which are still human...
By anonymous, on August 6, 2007 14:49:35
I read yesterday that Beck is also a Scientologist. Now I'm totally depressed.
By Lola Lola, on August 6, 2007 14:55:19
John Travoltas hair is really pissing me off
By anonymous, on August 6, 2007 14:57:38
Yeah, I heard that about Beck too. And the redhead from That Seventies Show is a Scientologist too. :-(
http://www.nndb.com/people/769/000022703/
By anonymous, on August 6, 2007 15:07:14
"We're normal! See? We're normal! We have parties and eat food and celebrate things...we're absolutely normal! Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain!!! What? I didn't hear anything...must have been something abnormal and you wouldn't find any of that here because we're so totally normal! Big smiles!"
By Vigilante, on August 6, 2007 15:22:44
What the fuck is that thing in the 3rd picture? Wasn't it in 'Mars Attacks'?
By JB, on August 6, 2007 15:30:29
What the fuck is that thing in the 3rd picture? Wasn't it in 'Mars Attacks'?
By anonymous, on August 6, 2007 15:30:50
Notice how extreme narcissists like Travolta and Cruise are Scientologists? It's the perfect "church" for that type.
By Pan, on August 6, 2007 15:31:41
Kirstie Allie is Fergie in 20 years
By Miss Lauren, on August 6, 2007 16:06:41
Fuck! Catherine Bell used to be one of my favorite chicks. Now, I can't even recognize her. I had no idea that she was one of the hags in this photo-series until I saw the tag. I repeat: Fuck!
By anonymous, on August 6, 2007 16:15:48
Where did Erika Christiansen's rack come from? I don't remember it ever looking like that.
By anonymous, on August 6, 2007 16:25:59
Travolta.. wtf? What did you do to your hair and face? Ginger Vampire?
By anonymous, on August 6, 2007 16:52:14
Cracked.com did a great expose on secret Scientologists: Jason Lee, Beck, Leah Remini, Greta Van Susteren, Danny Masterson (and his bro from Malcolm in the Middle), Laura Prepon, Nancy Cartwright (aka Bart Simpson).
By top 10 secret scientologists!, on August 6, 2007 16:56:22
Re:
Kirstie Allie is Fergie in 20 years
By Miss Lauren, on August 6, 2007 16:06:41
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Oh yeah. It's so funny because it's true. Fugalicious. Jenny Craig commercials will never be the same.
By Big L, on August 6, 2007 17:00:49
Kelly Preston looks lovely. I hope I look that good at her age!
By anonymous, on August 6, 2007 17:26:04
Is it just me or does that pic look like a tranny, a gay man, and a beard......Oh wait I,m pretty sure it is!
By DOC, on August 6, 2007 17:31:18
17:26:04 = scientologist
By anonymous, on August 6, 2007 17:33:29
Gina Gershon is one? Well, that's a bummer. I always thought she was really hot. Then again, she strikes me as the type of stupid sorority whore who would get pressured into this type of thing because "everyone else is doing it".
By J-Bird, on August 6, 2007 17:39:20
Ann Archer is a drone?!?!?!
God Damn it!
By anonymous, on August 6, 2007 18:25:41
Only Travolta knows how to find that camera lens and work it. I worry for him; something is off there - so much talent and internal, personal power and it's going off in a very weird direction.
By ali, on August 6, 2007 18:36:27
I have to agree, the only one I'm pissed about is Catherine Bell whom I actually like as an actress. They must do a hell of a job on make up in army wives because she looks far less scary than she does in photo ops.
By anonymous, on August 6, 2007 19:19:50
John Travolta is a vampire!
By anonymous, on August 6, 2007 19:27:40
Look at that fag with the red hair. Oops....
By anonymous, on August 6, 2007 19:39:18
HAHAHAHAHA I read your site daily (hoping for updates) the comment about the news people pointing out our weakness's - where are they when ya need them LMAO
that cracked me up!
Thanks!
By Heather*Passion Parties Rep, on August 6, 2007 19:39:56
They skipped the photos of John Travolta falling over and his face-plate coming unhinged. There were sparks and shit coming out of his nose holes.
That happened to John Davidson one time on "Real People."
By anonymous, on August 6, 2007 20:00:39
Travolta looks so crap, I want to kick him with my domina highheels I got in my closet. That fuckface freaks me out.
By anonymous, on August 6, 2007 20:44:18
How the hell did something as stupid as Scientology manage to exist for 38 years? Can someone please tell me what the attraction is supposed to be? Are there really that many morons in the world? My head hurts...
By RaraAvis, on August 6, 2007 20:56:02
Get some pictures of Michelle Pfeiffer going. She is almost 50 & one of the best looking women in hollywood. She just got her star on the walk.
By anonymous, on August 6, 2007 21:30:52
Catherine Bell Fans did you see this??
http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/pictures/20070718/Catherine%20Bell%20TNT%20The%20Company%20LA%20Premiere/cb1.html
By anonymous, on August 6, 2007 21:54:19
Bless you re eHarmony!!! Love you guys!
By anonymous, on August 6, 2007 22:42:57
travolta sucks blood now too?
- or is that pod-travolta?
By anonymous, on August 7, 2007 00:34:16
WTF!!! And I thought americans lacked "terror" sense of humour! Good one...
Here in France, they cast spell on you if you're a Scientologist... hahaha... come to France! :)
By alexiel, on August 7, 2007 01:09:12
I don't think it's a vampire, I think it's Data from Star Trek.
By anonymous, on August 7, 2007 01:26:22
Here's one observation about Scientology: Kelly Preston is fucking hot. MILF ! Maybe it's an Aussie thing, but that chick has been smoking hot for 25 years and doesn't get nearly enough credit ... probably since she's a wacko and a complete beard for John Fagvolta. What I would have given to be Tom Cruise's straight body-double for that scene with her in Jerry Maguire.
By anonymous, on August 7, 2007 04:40:50
Someone photoshopped Mike Myers hair onto Travolta...
Oh, and 20:44:18 - you need to call me.
By Damo, on August 7, 2007 04:50:03
21:54:19: You accidently linked us to a camel.
By anonymous, on August 7, 2007 04:50:44
Scientology is made-up, just like all other religions.
By x24, on August 7, 2007 06:01:48
JOHN TRAVOLTA IS MICHAEL JACKSON.
By anonymous, on August 7, 2007 06:06:18
It's funny how Scientology hates psychiatry and yet seems to have no problem with plastic surgery.
By bv, on August 7, 2007 06:30:19
is that an e-meter in your pants or are you just happy to me?
By LL Ron J, on August 7, 2007 06:40:27
RaraAvis, yes there lots of morons in the world.
There are literally billions of people who believe that an invisible man lives up in the clouds and wears sandals, and a half-man-half goat lives under the Earth's crust.
If that's not retarded, I'm not sure what is.
By J-Bird, on August 7, 2007 07:17:30
its just something that all the rich yuppies can tax free donate money to their "church" and i think step 2 would be profit... maybe?
By anonymous, on August 7, 2007 08:18:29
Reading one of my friend's blog, I chased this link and found your site. I think I'm in love. So funny.
By Milli Vakilli, on August 7, 2007 08:53:08
Jenny McCarthy is hot!
By Micropede, on August 7, 2007 09:56:32
Where is Scientology's lead man Tom Cruise?
By anonymous, on August 7, 2007 11:29:29
eHarmony AND Scientology in one go? Marry me, Jenny. I know we're both girls, but I make good money and I am handy around the house.
By Sarah, on August 7, 2007 12:20:09
I can NOT stop laughing at comment 14:57, LOL. I totally believe you!!
By Spicy, on August 7, 2007 12:36:49
John Travolta looks like he had some work done on hid face.
By anonymous, on August 7, 2007 12:38:32
WTF!!! It looks like Revolta is wearing mickey mouse ears. Did someone get fired from Super Cuts recently and set up shop at the Celebrity Centre?
By Libraesque, on August 7, 2007 13:46:08
How in the world is it possible that Travolta looks thin and young again. WTF??
By anonymous, on August 7, 2007 13:50:46
Why is John Travolta displaying the Golden Arches on his head? Is that some signal to the mother ship?
By anonymous, on August 7, 2007 13:52:34
Scientology has stayed alive for 38 years becauses it's based in Hollywood. Do I need to say more? And is it me or does John Travolta look like an adult version of Eddy Munster.
By anonymous, on August 7, 2007 15:43:16
I hope John And Kelly brought Jett too. You know their son Jett?
By lin, on August 7, 2007 17:46:13
Damn that was one scary picture they look like vampires and what in the hot monkey hell is going on with Travolta's hair? is he getting his weave from the Beyonce school of unbeweable weaves? wtf!!!
By NubianGoddez, on August 7, 2007 19:04:07
Actually I have no problems with scientology hell in my religion we tend to do a lot of blood scarifice called ebbos, summon dead ancestors work with various Gods, Goddess, all manner of elements and spirits. the women are innitiated into secret societies of witches called Iyami and Gelede societies. hell our innitiation ceremony is straight out of a Buster Rymes video "put your hands where my eyes can see" whatever floats your boat. freedom of religion baby!!
By NubianGoddez, on August 7, 2007 19:15:01
That happened to John Davidson one time on "Real People."
By anonymous, on August 6, 2007 20:00:39
Funny post, but John Davidson was on "That's Incredible", not "Real People".
By anonymous, on August 8, 2007 10:16:53
Hmmm....Buster Rymes? Is that Leanne Rimes brother? Gee, you're not a white chick are you? 'Cause I don't know how you can truly be a Nubian Goddez and not know how to spell a rapper's name.
By anonymous, on August 8, 2007 10:21:09
Where was John's son? Getting some sort of $ology beating for his autism?
By anonymous, on August 9, 2007 20:24:11
It still exists, and it's still a gay rip-off, yay....FAGS!
By Waltz, on August 9, 2007 21:40:07
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