Hilarious...I have that top that they are wearing in all those pics in purple (Laundry by Shelli Segal) and they are wearing it as a dress!! Whoa skanky! Not to mention its from like 3 years ago.
whoa who's the racist ass hole leaving anonymous comments. Don't you have a clan meeting to go to. plus everybody knows black dudes dont get busted for sexuall harrasment thats usually creepy white dudes like you. Black dudes get busted for peeing on chicks.
In the 5th picture, the one in the middle looks like she could be one of the moms on the next edition of Desperate Housewives of Orange County, or whatever that stupid show was. And the other two will play her daughters.
Can you guys just not approve comments with "ZOMG FIRSTPOST!" messages. They're the first step to ruin at sites with comment boards. Once it starts, the first twenty comments are always "FIRSTFIRSTFIRSTITYFIRST!" with absolutely nothing interesting said about the subject. That said, my name is Ray J. and I'd certainly pee on that one chick.
That Kendra slut really turns me on. I know, I know. She's disgusting. I probably wouldn't even want to screw her if push came to shove. But she does turn me on very much. Slut.
I love the arguments over which chick is hot and which an ugly slut. I couldn't tell them apart if I fell over them. blonde: check. vacant stare: check. fake tits: check. yup...clones.
are the gays there too? because if they were, i'd totally approve AND be there! just saying. how come we never hear about the gays at these playboy fucktions btw?
I knew someone would cry out in complaint "blah blah has real boobs!" Also, they're "nice girls", know them personally sonia? I'm hardly bitter, I also have real breasts but I work in the mental health field with children for a living, not sleep with AARP members like ol' Hef and take off my clothes for photo shoots.
I liked Hef better back in the sixties and seventies, from what I've seen. Now he just fucks these Fembots while swallowing handfuls of Cialis. There's no sexiness or cachet to the Playboy brand anymore. It's all just shit.
Sonia I agree with you the person who posted this>>>>)I knew someone would cry out in complaint "blah blah has real boobs!" Also, they're "nice girls", know them personally sonia? I'm hardly bitter, I also have real breasts but I work in the mental health field with children for a living, not sleep with AARP members like ol' Hef and take off my clothes for photo shoots.)<<<<<<<
I can't believe that Kendra is only 22. She could pass for 35. I mean, I think she's still super hot, but in a nasty sort of way. She looks used up and trashy. There is a cool picture of her at Wikipedia. She looks normal. And nice. What happens to a girl that she looses that sweet and innocent look? It's sad. Really. And to have to suck and fuck such a nasty old grandpapa... for what? Fame? What fame? Dumb.
anonymous 23:04 posing for playboy may be wrong in your eyes but NOT EVERYONES so get over it. stop pushing your sexually oppressed views on other people. dumbass. oh and you HARDLY sound bitter.
i dont think posing for playboy is wrong i just find it funny that people stick up for celebrities like they know them. two questions: can you tell me when i stated posing for playboy is wrong? it's not wrong, just not very...hmm..shall we say progressive? and also can you inform me of what i am bitter about? oh and sexually oppressed people usually arent polyamorous bisexuals but to each their own...but then again i may seem sexually opressed to someone who has sexual relations with CAPITAL LETTERS like you *kisses*
Since when did playboy stop setting standards? The green swamp monster looks like she just swallowed a cake whole. And then finished up with a couple turkeys...
Am I the only one who thinks all three girls are completely fucking ugly? What happened to Heff? Unless he loves them for their minds, or personalities, but I kind of doubt that...
Thoser 3 whores still sucking that old wrinkled dick??? damn they sure love his money those nasty whores no self respect at all bet they are fucking the gardner or pool boy or the neighbors even the dog sick bitches
"posing for playboy is wrong? it's not wrong, just not very...hmm..shall we say progressive?..oh and sexually oppressed people usually arent polyamorous bisexuals" 21:59=retard.
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Where the hell else would a sexual assualtant (sp) be BUT the Playboy mansion???? its like candyland!
By mia_uno, on August 9, 2007 11:17:34
no such thing happened. Or it happens everyday.
By chuggdog, on August 9, 2007 11:27:15
That Bridget broad makes my dick hard. The other two can jump off a cliff.
By Jim, on August 9, 2007 11:39:09
Remember when Playboy used to print photos of girls people wanted to sleep with? I think people really do read it for the articles now.
By the decline and fall of hefner, on August 9, 2007 11:42:12
They're ALL ugly. Especially that wigger Kendra.
By anonymous, on August 9, 2007 11:47:43
Hilarious...I have that top that they are wearing in all those pics in purple (Laundry by Shelli Segal) and they are wearing it as a dress!! Whoa skanky! Not to mention its from like 3 years ago.
By Carolina, on August 9, 2007 11:47:45
Ever since they started letting black dudes in the house, this was bound to happen.
By anonymous, on August 9, 2007 11:57:18
Playboy & Hef stopped being relevant a long time ago. Those chicks are nasty, assembly line blondes, seen one you've seen 'em all.
By anonymous, on August 9, 2007 11:58:17
Ha! Carolina I have the same top in black! It barely covers my ass cheeks! Can't imagine wearing it as a dress...wonder where the Hell that top went?
I know. I'll bet that ninety year old Asian hoochie mama at my dry cleaners stole it. The bitch.
By Vigilante, on August 9, 2007 12:13:31
Who is the hottie in black? You all can make do with the other two.
By anonymous, on August 9, 2007 12:59:32
Bridgette makes my dick hard too and I don't have a dick. I'd "rape" any1 there and I'm NOT black..
So shutup to those 2 comments.
Thankyou
By anonymous, on August 9, 2007 13:16:25
Apparently nobody heard the rule, "What happens in the grotto, stays in the grotto."
By TheBig28, on August 9, 2007 13:17:07
Vig - Right on!
I bought it on sale at Nordstroms like 2 Septembers ago!! Must really pay off to be one of Hef's "girlfriends."
By Carolina , on August 9, 2007 13:25:02
That "hottie in black" is a fucking moron who only fucks black dudes. Have fun with that hollowed out piece of trash.
By Jim, on August 9, 2007 13:32:26
whoa who's the racist ass hole leaving anonymous comments. Don't you have a clan meeting to go to. plus everybody knows black dudes dont get busted for sexuall harrasment thats usually creepy white dudes like you. Black dudes get busted for peeing on chicks.
By adam, on August 9, 2007 13:44:11
How messed up mentally do you have to be to fuck an 80yr old when your in your 20's?
By anonymous, on August 9, 2007 13:57:21
looks like someone messed up when they airbrushed bridgette's calf. it looks like an elongated ankle.
By anonymous, on August 9, 2007 14:00:43
Oh boy here comes the Viagra liability lawsuit
By anonymous, on August 9, 2007 14:05:05
The charges of necrophilia will be dropped once they bring in the underground sonar equipment to find his pulse.
By anonymous, on August 9, 2007 14:20:22
In the 5th picture, the one in the middle looks like she could be one of the moms on the next edition of Desperate Housewives of Orange County, or whatever that stupid show was. And the other two will play her daughters.
By anonymous, on August 9, 2007 15:04:08
Can you guys just not approve comments with "ZOMG FIRSTPOST!" messages. They're the first step to ruin at sites with comment boards. Once it starts, the first twenty comments are always "FIRSTFIRSTFIRSTITYFIRST!" with absolutely nothing interesting said about the subject. That said, my name is Ray J. and I'd certainly pee on that one chick.
By R. "Ray J." Kelly, on August 9, 2007 15:17:03
That Kendra slut really turns me on. I know, I know. She's disgusting. I probably wouldn't even want to screw her if push came to shove. But she does turn me on very much. Slut.
By anonymous, on August 9, 2007 15:31:39
it was between one of the painted girls working as a waitress and her ex-bf. oooo scandalous.
By echoroc, on August 9, 2007 15:48:17
well said Ray J
By Hefe, on August 9, 2007 16:24:00
Who is covering the Ricky Martin story? http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20199081/
By anonymous, on August 9, 2007 16:24:58
Well... 2 of the chicks in those pictures are NOT really attractive...
I guess that's what happens when you get old, huh?
By anonymous, on August 9, 2007 16:40:41
I love the arguments over which chick is hot and which an ugly slut. I couldn't tell them apart if I fell over them. blonde: check. vacant stare: check. fake tits: check. yup...clones.
By anonymous, on August 9, 2007 17:20:48
so these women are supposed to be sexy? they're all busted in the face, and the one is fat.
By anonymous, on August 9, 2007 17:33:53
You got it, Carolina! Looks like I'm in the wrong business!
By Vigilante, on August 9, 2007 17:48:21
are the gays there too? because if they were, i'd totally approve AND be there! just saying. how come we never hear about the gays at these playboy fucktions btw?
By faroukahli, on August 9, 2007 18:21:39
if there is anything that screams sexy it's ditzy fake blonde white chicks with silicon breasts and paint my numbers make up.
mmmmmm yummy.
By prettyboy, on August 9, 2007 19:07:06
brigette has real breasts morons. besides they are all really beautiful and nice girls. you people are bitter losers. get a life.
By sonia, on August 9, 2007 19:33:10
If this doesn't top "most foreseen news of the week" list than I don't know what would.
By anonymous, on August 9, 2007 19:43:47
Ah.. sexual assault, rich people, Playboy models, open bars .. the mansion sounds better every day!
By jim-fbchicks, on August 9, 2007 20:39:31
LAPD spokesman Jason Lee? Those crazy scientologists get around don't they. Is there any work left for the jews?
By anonymous, on August 9, 2007 21:46:32
I knew someone would cry out in complaint "blah blah has real boobs!" Also, they're "nice girls", know them personally sonia? I'm hardly bitter, I also have real breasts but I work in the mental health field with children for a living, not sleep with AARP members like ol' Hef and take off my clothes for photo shoots.
By anonymous, on August 9, 2007 23:04:48
I liked Hef better back in the sixties and seventies, from what I've seen. Now he just fucks these Fembots while swallowing handfuls of Cialis. There's no sexiness or cachet to the Playboy brand anymore. It's all just shit.
By Hyperbole, on August 10, 2007 00:55:50
Kendra looks like a drag queen in the golden dress!!!
By anonymous, on August 10, 2007 04:53:16
i'd still throw a hate fucking to all of them...
By jimmy meltrigger, on August 10, 2007 05:18:33
Kendra is as dumb as a bag of hammers but her body is amazing.
Hef is a sick old lech.
By anonymous, on August 10, 2007 06:02:06
Sonia I agree with you the person who posted this>>>>)I knew someone would cry out in complaint "blah blah has real boobs!" Also, they're "nice girls", know them personally sonia? I'm hardly bitter, I also have real breasts but I work in the mental health field with children for a living, not sleep with AARP members like ol' Hef and take off my clothes for photo shoots.)<<<<<<<
By noelissa, on August 10, 2007 07:29:10
Could it be that this is an old picture?
By anonymous, on August 10, 2007 10:52:31
I can't believe that Kendra is only 22. She could pass for 35. I mean, I think she's still super hot, but in a nasty sort of way. She looks used up and trashy. There is a cool picture of her at Wikipedia. She looks normal. And nice. What happens to a girl that she looses that sweet and innocent look? It's sad. Really. And to have to suck and fuck such a nasty old grandpapa... for what? Fame? What fame? Dumb.
By anonymous, on August 10, 2007 13:29:58
anonymous 23:04 posing for playboy may be wrong in your eyes but NOT EVERYONES so get over it. stop pushing your sexually oppressed views on other people. dumbass. oh and you HARDLY sound bitter.
By anonymous, on August 10, 2007 13:42:05
i dont think posing for playboy is wrong i just find it funny that people stick up for celebrities like they know them. two questions: can you tell me when i stated posing for playboy is wrong? it's not wrong, just not very...hmm..shall we say progressive? and also can you inform me of what i am bitter about? oh and sexually oppressed people usually arent polyamorous bisexuals but to each their own...but then again i may seem sexually opressed to someone who has sexual relations with CAPITAL LETTERS like you *kisses*
By anonymous, on August 10, 2007 21:59:27
Since when did playboy stop setting standards? The green swamp monster looks like she just swallowed a cake whole. And then finished up with a couple turkeys...
By anonymous, on August 10, 2007 23:32:15
I used to work for playboy, it was an f'ing nightmare!
By alyssa, on August 11, 2007 15:24:48
Am I the only one who thinks all three girls are completely fucking ugly? What happened to Heff? Unless he loves them for their minds, or personalities, but I kind of doubt that...
By WILLA Dodge, on August 12, 2007 09:02:58
that really fake blonde white hair is so gross.
Fucking Fraggle hair.
By anonymous, on August 12, 2007 09:04:10
Thoser 3 whores still sucking that old wrinkled dick??? damn they sure love his money those nasty whores no self respect at all bet they are fucking the gardner or pool boy or the neighbors even the dog sick bitches
By anonymous, on August 12, 2007 23:38:45
"posing for playboy is wrong? it's not wrong, just not very...hmm..shall we say progressive?..oh and sexually oppressed people usually arent polyamorous bisexuals"
21:59=retard.
By anonymous, on August 13, 2007 10:25:53
btw- did you know hefners son is 17?
By anonymous, on August 13, 2007 10:41:50
aww 10:25 it's okay if your sexuality is threatened, it happens all the time to those unsure on which side of the fence they stand
By anonymous, on August 13, 2007 17:30:15
17:30: same retard.
By anonymous, on August 16, 2007 09:33:56
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