Say what ever you want to about them and how that child was conceived, but that is seriously one beautiful child. I wonder if Scientology could make me a baby that beautiful. One can only hope. I need all the help I can get.
Awww...don't hate on Suri. She's cute and can't help it she's the product of something scary.
In other thoughts, Tom is a decent actor. He can imagine Kate is a boy and "act" like he wants on. That would be REALLY sexy...I'm sure of it.
And I hate to break it to Tiny Tom but ain't no-body going to bring the sexy like Becks. It's not possible. That man makes women hot and bothered wearing khaki shorts and a t-shirt while ordering coffee. Tommy, not so much.
What happened to Tom Cruise's hair? He looks like he went to Snippy's hair salon. And what up with Katie's grandma pants? F-ing shit. This whole thing cannot be serious. How arrogant can you possibly be that you think the world wants to see you and your significant other coddling each other while in the nude? They should be shot.
Bad idea, LMAO!! The more of this they do, the sillier they look. They should leave well enough alone. If you know what you have is real,then there is no need to prove it.
Tom's hair, Katie's outfit, oh these pics are so ugly and disturbing. Their poor kid is never dressed in anything comfortable for a toddler to toddle in. Millionaires are such pretentious assholes.
I often sit on my window sill and wonder about those days back in high school when I used to work at the Hardees and would watch the stoners drive around in their Mopar Road Runners while my gal Tracy was trying to raise enough money to go to the beauty academeny that was near the hospital where my mom said that my dad was conceived but I never really asked her how she could have known although Mr. Medelin always showed a soft side to my sister, which made me wonder if he ever showed his hard side to her which would have probably brought him into contact with John Sarkis on that rainy night when the entire town turned against the arab neighbors who had just moved in from wisconsin during a heatwave that made canada melt like a cheap slushy from dairy queen
Gosh, I used to watch her on Dawson's Creek. Yes, I am guilty of watching that. It's just weird how quickly she's made that transition from Creek girl to dressing very matronly. I think she does this cause Tom is older than her, but geesh what a transition.
Why do they think anyone wants to see their physical side?!? My lord! If he wants to regain his popularity, they both need to start laying low and out of the spotlight for a while. This will literally be overexposure. Oh, and she needs to dress her age.
Suri will mate with Shiloh, who will have self-steem issues stemming from her mother doting over her adopted children and calling her a "blob", which will manifest itself in lesbian affairs with her lessers in LA.
In Vitro - HAHAHA - still crying from laughing so hard. also, I'm with whoever said that you can look at Becks and be creaming your pants without him even trying.
OMG! please, please if there is a gawd, do not let me see pics of these two naked. either together or seperate. I don't care about them at all but I think seeing them nude would honestly make me want to hurl for several weeks; plus I might have to sue for emotional trauma. never mind. let them do the nude photo shoot. I'll get PTSD and sue them for millions. BILLIONS! (anyone want to get in on a class action suit if this happens?)
tom trying to convince the public its real, its all acting remember they are actors!! we aint fooled we know he is doing it with his gay personal trainer, he is such a manipulative faker. can't believe anyone is falling for this crap
this picture reminds me of those creepy fairy tales/horry movies where the evil antagonist seduces the virgin away and sucks out her essence to live forever - not as clumsy as dracula, but sorta the same thing [isn't that move in Harry Potter too? sorry I'm not that into it to remember...]
Tom Cruise has tried this stunt before, with Nicole Kidman. Remember 'Eyes Wide Shut'?? It was the beginning of the end of their relationship. Look out, Katie!
Becks looks in constant need of a shower, his wife looks like a scary robot alien, and Tom and Katie? Beyond gross. They need to stop. No one believes they are really a couple and publishing pics of them in the shower is just going to gross everyone out.
Hey, new diet! When you feel like snacking just look at pictures like that!
omg, why do we need to know that the Cruises' have a "physical side." I enjoy watching TC in movies, I liked KHC in Batman. That's all I want from them. NO R photos. WHy oh why would you do that?
I do not EVER want to see Tom and Katie nude. It would surely put my eyes out. And everyone knows that Tom looked at the Becks/Posh photos and wished it was HIM with Becks not him with Katie.
What will he do next to try to prove that Katie and him have a real relationship. Can we look forward to another Eyes Wide Shut movie showing him and Katie being taught how to touch each other?
62 Comments:
Leave Your CommentThere isn't enough yuck in the world to describe that picture! Tom looks like he's about to gag!
By starla, on August 2, 2007 12:19:33
Say what ever you want to about them and how that child was conceived, but that is seriously one beautiful child. I wonder if Scientology could make me a baby that beautiful. One can only hope. I need all the help I can get.
By bv, on August 2, 2007 12:19:34
Awww...don't hate on Suri. She's cute and can't help it she's the product of something scary.
In other thoughts, Tom is a decent actor. He can imagine Kate is a boy and "act" like he wants on. That would be REALLY sexy...I'm sure of it.
And I hate to break it to Tiny Tom but ain't no-body going to bring the sexy like Becks. It's not possible. That man makes women hot and bothered wearing khaki shorts and a t-shirt while ordering coffee. Tommy, not so much.
By anonymous, on August 2, 2007 12:22:44
He is still sexy no matter what or who he is!
By anonymous, on August 2, 2007 12:24:20
What happened to Tom Cruise's hair? He looks like he went to Snippy's hair salon. And what up with Katie's grandma pants? F-ing shit. This whole thing cannot be serious. How arrogant can you possibly be that you think the world wants to see you and your significant other coddling each other while in the nude? They should be shot.
By anonymous, on August 2, 2007 12:25:40
Bad idea, LMAO!! The more of this they do, the sillier they look. They should leave well enough alone. If you know what you have is real,then there is no need to prove it.
By Arby, on August 2, 2007 12:26:51
He's a shitty overrated actor, so is Katie. Both of them are cult members and Tom gets uglier every day.
By anonymous, on August 2, 2007 12:27:31
NICE PANTS Katie lollololool!!!
By anonymous, on August 2, 2007 12:28:40
Tom's hair, Katie's outfit, oh these pics are so ugly and disturbing. Their poor kid is never dressed in anything comfortable for a toddler to toddle in. Millionaires are such pretentious assholes.
By anonymous, on August 2, 2007 12:30:27
uh-huh..........
By anonymous, on August 2, 2007 12:36:57
"in-vitro"
ahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaaa.....
By anonymous, on August 2, 2007 12:37:16
The mom and daughter twin haircut thing is fuckin weird.
By anonymous, on August 2, 2007 12:38:35
..........and somewhere Nicole Kidman is getting the last laugh.
By anonymous, on August 2, 2007 12:38:54
For the love of God, please say it ain't so!
Why would anyone want take pics of them together nude other than they could be new poster children for abstinance.
By anonymous, on August 2, 2007 12:39:02
I often sit on my window sill and wonder about those days back in high school when I used to work at the Hardees and would watch the stoners drive around in their Mopar Road Runners while my gal Tracy was trying to raise enough money to go to the beauty academeny that was near the hospital where my mom said that my dad was conceived but I never really asked her how she could have known although Mr. Medelin always showed a soft side to my sister, which made me wonder if he ever showed his hard side to her which would have probably brought him into contact with John Sarkis on that rainy night when the entire town turned against the arab neighbors who had just moved in from wisconsin during a heatwave that made canada melt like a cheap slushy from dairy queen
By anonymous, on August 2, 2007 12:40:39
anonymous, on August 2, 2007 12:40:39
Hey Mister Verbose,
Are you practicing for the William Faulkner run-on sentence contest?
By anonymous, on August 2, 2007 12:48:09
At what age do you think Suri will be taller than Tom? We could start a pool! I'd guess 6 years, 4 months.
By jt, on August 2, 2007 12:50:39
Anyone want to speculate who Suri will mate with?
By Tyroneus Wheatley, on August 2, 2007 12:52:01
...so they want to do the naked thing like Michael Jackson did with Lisa-Marie Presley to prove how much chemistry they had?
By anonymous, on August 2, 2007 12:58:19
Eeewwweee! Look at Katie's pants...are pleats coming back in style? And butt pleats no less?
By anonymous, on August 2, 2007 13:05:33
I'm puking already. (insert animated puke face icon)
By anonymous, on August 2, 2007 13:19:55
I hate my life and I hate that fag I'm married to.
By Katie Holmes, on August 2, 2007 13:21:28
Gosh, I used to watch her on Dawson's Creek. Yes, I am guilty of watching that. It's just weird how quickly she's made that transition from Creek girl to dressing very matronly. I think she does this cause Tom is older than her, but geesh what a transition.
By anonymous, on August 2, 2007 13:38:08
Why do they think anyone wants to see their physical side?!? My lord! If he wants to regain his popularity, they both need to start laying low and out of the spotlight for a while. This will literally be overexposure. Oh, and she needs to dress her age.
By Just sayin..., on August 2, 2007 14:09:29
Tom's hair is just creepy, and it should be a crime to make Katie wear those pants. pleats should have never made it into fashion
By anonymous, on August 2, 2007 14:11:26
Katie,
Quit posting on the internet and finish looking for the turkey baster. Children don't artificially conceive themselves.
Oh, and do do do bring me an Appletini when you come to bed.
Don't mind the man in the bed next to me.
You can call him Raoul. I call him often!
SNAP!
TommyGirl
By Tom Cruise, on August 2, 2007 14:18:07
Tom seems to be getting more chin than mouth in this contrived tonsil hockey session for the paparazzi.
By anonymous, on August 2, 2007 14:35:12
Well at least Tom will be very familiar with the setting (sex in a steam room).
By anonymous, on August 2, 2007 14:49:15
What they're not getting is that Becks & his robotic wife are HOT. Cruise-Holmes are soooooo NOT.
BTW "In Vitro" was extremely hilarious.
By anonymous, on August 2, 2007 15:06:47
Suri is Chris Klein's baby. Look at the resemblence. You'll be surprised.
By prettyboy, on August 2, 2007 15:08:07
"Becks & his robotic wife are HOT" becks is hot, the ugly wife is not.
By anonymous, on August 2, 2007 15:09:07
that's be about at sexy as Michael and Lisa Marie. mmm steamy.
and nice haircut, tom. just because you're in germany doesn't mean you need the SS hairstyle.
By anonymous, on August 2, 2007 15:13:23
Good Gawd Katie! Those pants are the worst! and you need to quit lying and tell the truth about that baby!
By anonymous, on August 2, 2007 15:21:57
I've never seen pants pleated in the back. I can't wait to see the awkward nudes.
By anonymous, on August 2, 2007 16:20:03
I'm surprised he "allows" her to wear high heels.
By anonymous, on August 2, 2007 16:52:40
Being molested by your stepfather is illegal in all states but Arkansas, Tommy Boy.
By anonymous, on August 2, 2007 17:21:44
Suri will mate with Shiloh, who will have self-steem issues stemming from her mother doting over her adopted children and calling her a "blob", which will manifest itself in lesbian affairs with her lessers in LA.
CLEARLY, Tyroneus.
By anonymous, on August 2, 2007 17:24:23
In Vitro - HAHAHA - still crying from laughing so hard. also, I'm with whoever said that you can look at Becks and be creaming your pants without him even trying.
Does "kate" ever speak? When was the last time?
By anonymous, on August 2, 2007 17:57:56
OMG! please, please if there is a gawd, do not let me see pics of these two naked. either together or seperate. I don't care about them at all but I think seeing them nude would honestly make me want to hurl for several weeks; plus I might have to sue for emotional trauma. never mind. let them do the nude photo shoot. I'll get PTSD and sue them for millions. BILLIONS! (anyone want to get in on a class action suit if this happens?)
By faroukahli, on August 2, 2007 20:51:22
Admittedly that's a cute kid.
But yikes...at the rate this marriage is prematurely aging Katie Holmes she's going to look like my grandma by Christmas.
By Nate Birch, on August 2, 2007 22:15:35
Please Cruises...keep your clothes on. I have no desire to see either of you even partially naked!
By Rocky, on August 2, 2007 22:51:05
There is something about Tom Cruise that makes you want to hide your children away from him.
By CovUK, on August 3, 2007 00:05:54
I think they'd be great together if they were celebrities and we didn't have to see them all the time (especially unclothed).
By Fun Things, on August 3, 2007 05:05:28
but why does the license plate of the van in the back say "ver-a" thats the city i´m from, but its not anywhere near berlin.
By anonymous, on August 3, 2007 05:47:40
In Vitro was brilliant!!!!!! What the hell -- when did Katie turn 50???
By anonymous, on August 3, 2007 05:54:10
tom trying to convince the public its real, its all acting remember they are actors!! we aint fooled we know he is doing it with his gay personal trainer, he is such a manipulative faker. can't believe anyone is falling for this crap
By anonymous, on August 3, 2007 06:04:28
this picture reminds me of those creepy fairy tales/horry movies where the evil antagonist seduces the virgin away and sucks out her essence to live forever - not as clumsy as dracula, but sorta the same thing [isn't that move in Harry Potter too? sorry I'm not that into it to remember...]
By gigi, on August 3, 2007 06:38:29
::double take:: ...hold up! Do they really have Suri decked out in Burberry?? I guess Oshkosh isn't up to par...
By gigi, again, on August 3, 2007 06:42:05
Tom Cruise has tried this stunt before, with Nicole Kidman. Remember 'Eyes Wide Shut'?? It was the beginning of the end of their relationship. Look out, Katie!
By anonymous, on August 3, 2007 06:48:17
Tom, Katie and In Vitro
WTF? LOL LOL LOL LOL
By Bloody Whore, on August 3, 2007 10:56:22
"Are you practicing for the William Faulkner run-on sentence contest?"
lol, brilliant
By anonymous, on August 3, 2007 13:58:35
William Mapother daughter is looking extremely cute!
By anonymous, on August 3, 2007 14:02:59
William Mapother daughter is looking extremely cute!
By anonymous, on August 3, 2007 14:03:10
did katie hire her granny to be her stylist? i bet his camp said to dress her older. ugh, it's too old.
LMAO @ "big boy stool"
By anonymous, on August 3, 2007 16:41:14
Whoever wrote that is genius. When I need a "happy moment" I will think about this comment. Thank you
By Cat, on August 4, 2007 09:04:24
Becks looks in constant need of a shower, his wife looks like a scary robot alien, and Tom and Katie? Beyond gross. They need to stop. No one believes they are really a couple and publishing pics of them in the shower is just going to gross everyone out.
Hey, new diet! When you feel like snacking just look at pictures like that!
By Anastasia, on August 5, 2007 15:36:06
omg, why do we need to know that the Cruises' have a "physical side." I enjoy watching TC in movies, I liked KHC in Batman. That's all I want from them. NO R photos. WHy oh why would you do that?
By anonymous, on August 6, 2007 09:21:32
I bet he's wishing that he was kissing Travolta instead.
By Bob Dole, on August 6, 2007 11:44:29
I do not EVER want to see Tom and Katie nude. It would surely put my eyes out. And everyone knows that Tom looked at the Becks/Posh photos and wished it was HIM with Becks not him with Katie.
What will he do next to try to prove that Katie and him have a real relationship. Can we look forward to another Eyes Wide Shut movie showing him and Katie being taught how to touch each other?
By anonymous, on August 6, 2007 12:04:13
Tom looks 12 and Katie looks 50. Suri is CUTE as hell!
By tina, on August 6, 2007 13:49:38
WHY???? Seriously - why would they think anyone wants to see them naked next to one another?
HEY TOM & KATIE!! KEEP YOUR CLOTHES ON!! NO ONE CARES.
By Hollywood People are Crazy, on August 7, 2007 04:28:58
Just to echo the other sentiments here:
Dear Tom and Katie,
No thanks.
Signed,
Everyone.
By anonymous, on August 7, 2007 08:38:02
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