you might not care, Jenny, but watching Nickiboy pin Vanessa's legs behind her ears and pound her manillo with his lachey is definitely something I would be interested in. She's pretty hot, plus I just love love love thinking about Jessica's reaction to it all. Oh, boo-hoo! Hahaha!
She looks like a squirrel or some sort of small furry rodent. Though compared to Chestica "Daddy please cum on my tits" Simpson, I guess it's an upgrade for Nick.
Sorry, but any guy who demands a bald beaver all the time (and as such, is completely intolerant of a regular, normal, ADULT female pubic area with hair on it) definitely has pedophilic tendencies. Grow up!
I prefer a woman with hair down there because I'm a man who loves women. I also have a daughter who is 2 years old. I don't want my wife's private parts looking like my daughter's thanks.
i fucking love how, under a pic of a not shaved woman, everyone is grossed out and crying about hairballs and 70's porn, but yet when its a pic of a waxed chick, everyone cries about bald twats being played out and creepy and pedophilic....make up your damn minds people!!
Nice Bush = nicely groomed...by me! Nobody's calling for a wild, untamed afro down south. Overall, it should be the lady's choice. and if some gayboy doesn't like it, well, he can go home and spank it!
the only girls still really shaving are dumb bitches that want to look like porn stars. i.e. not normal WOMEN.
and if you won't go down on a woman because of her natural pubic hair, then you are making it about you, and you are probably a crappy oral guy anyway.
I personally keep my kitty cat trimmed, but not completely shaved. When my bf is doing his best work down there, he likes a little hair on the mound, but none on the lips per se, thank you very much. That's pretty much the way to go. End of argument, kids.
I don't want to look like a porn star, I just don't like having pubic hair. It gets caught in the elastic of my panties and pulls. It creeps out from the edges of my bikini bottoms. The stubble grosses me out, and to be quite honest I think it's unsanitary.
You wouldn't want to kiss a dude with a beard after he'd puked in it, would you? There ain't much difference with bush.
Not the most flatering photos, but Vanessa is a cute looking girl (usually) Funny how some are marked to be constantly snarked. Maybe she was hard to work with? OK that's not a plus but she never did anything to me. Pubic hair( perhaps a trim if needed) is fine.
If you don't shower and wash you pubic hair after each time you pee and poop on it, then don't be mad at people who don't want to lick it. Trimmed hair on top and none down below is perfect for me!
Pubic hair is not unsanitary if you keep your pubes clean.
Beside that, guys generally don't give a crap what your poon looks like as long as they get to see it.
I'd suggest, ladies, that you get rid of the hair where their mouths go, generally the lip area, and then your bikini line. Other than that, if the dude still wants you to get rid of more hair, then dump him, because he has a problem.
It was Nick and Jessica's wedding night. Being their first time, Nick was slowly undressing for Jessica's benefit. He took his socks off - his feet looked absolutely disgusting. Nasty green toenails and bumps all over them. Jessica was disgusted - what is wrong with you? He said, oh, when I was a boy I had toemaine. He then slowly pulled his pants off. His knees had boils on them, and big chunks of skin were just hanging off. WTF asked his big hootered honey. Oh, when I was a boy I had kneemonia. Then he pulled his tighty whities off, and Jessica said, Let me guess, when you were a boy you had smallcox.
You're just jealous Jenny because she's thin and you're not! And you can' be on Celebrity Fit Club because you're not a celebrity. Perhaps VH-1 will create Losers Fit Club! I know this post will make you want ANOTHER pint of ice cream or some Oreos to comfort your pain. Admit it - the only exercise you get for your flabby arms is moving your arm from your mouth to the bag of Oreos!
Sorry, but I can't stand the taste of Oreos and my only addictions right now are moving 1 Liter bottles "Glaceau smart water" from my desk to my mouth whilst entertaining trolls like you.
Thanks for the hits!
Smooches,
Jenny
P.S. I'm sorry your Zoloft isn't working and your girlfriend is ugly.
but you know what? Women in Brazil don't do it that much. Maybe it should be called "an Ukrainian" or "a Slovakian". Those women are not only shaved, but also beautiful and racked as hell.
Hey, girls are better to shave and leave a landingstrip. Bald is okay if your man likes it bald. I shave bald for my doctor visit and for my man. I am a hairy girl to start with . It is cleaner there bald for tha ttime of the month. Vanessa is wayyy to hairy.Gross but if Nick likes playing in the forest ,then okay. Lastly ,it is really not culture or cool to be caught in the act in public. If you are going public,then make a film for real and get paid for it.
i wanna see nicks peen!!! is that so much to ask for?....but what's ironic is that he's prolly shaved and vanessa looks like she has a raccoon on her snatch
15:43, you are absolutely correct. Once upon a vacation in Rio I happened to be walking down a nude beach and noticed that there were very, very many Brazilianless Brazilians. Made me wonder why they called it that. It wasn't the only thing I noticed...the amount of wrinkly cock playing peek-a-boo out from under old man belly flaps made me want to gouge my eyes out. Or at least give them a sand bath.
Long story short: Nude beaches are for everyone. And I mean EVERYONE. Be forewarned.
They should call it a Ukranian or a Slovakian. And you're right, those girls are stacked. But there's nothing like a Black Irish Lassie fer yankin' on yer welt. So they say.
why is the pubes convo always centered on women? i like giving head to guys and there's no bigger turn off than hairy balls and a bushy pecker. if women have to "trim" so do guys.
Perezhilton.com sucks... Honestly, it does nothing for me. You guys rock the socks off those fucks...
P.S. Vanessa's face looks all puffy and agitated, like she's had an allergic reaction to something; AKA Nicks pork steeple... Or shes just been stuffing too many nuts in them pun intended. And pretty soon, she'll be able to corn row that fuzzy little fox tail she's got sprouting from her cooter.
As long as the poon doesn't have herp or stink, men really don't care what it looks like. Pubic hair would at least let me feel like my gf is of age.
Pubic hair is not unsanitary. In fact isn't the reverse true (you have pubic hair for a reason, right)? A nice trim on the sides, and the lips, is good enough (and bikini line). getting rid of the rest is overkill.
A bare beaver makes me think she 1) wants to pretend the carpet matches the drapes (hard to prove if the carpet's been taken down) 2) lies about her age (no grey hairs) 3) too lazy to wash the poon religiously 4) hasn't reached puberty yet
Different strokes for different folks. I am sure hubby would appreciate a 'smooth' landing strip but he is wise enough to know that it takes great effort to keep it that way. Is he man enough? Are you?
Whatever. Say what you want to make yourselves feel better, but most men prefer it bare down there. The men saying they don't like it are ones who have wives who won't shave, and their wives are looking over their shoulders as they type their responses to these comments. Shaaaaave it. It's not difficult after the first time. Do you keep hair in your armpits just because IT'S THERE, ladies?
So if a guy likes a shaved twat, he's a pedophile? That's absolutely ridiculous. By that logic, my girlfriend who's 28 and shaves her twat (and did before I came along) wishes she was really 10 years old? That's the most retarded thing I've heard in my life. I guess if my girlfriend likes me to shave my face, she really must like 11 year old boys, right? Pull your heads out!
Wow, so once Christ came along, everyone started wearing clothes? Interesting.
Personally I like a variety...ladies choice. But it sure would be boring..and creepy...if every chick on the planet was completely bare down there. Guys who only want that probably played with Barbie dolls as kids and now their brains are completely tweeked.
My boyfriend is 100% straight and he enjoys eating my pretty bald pink pussy =)
If you oppose the pussy, then you must like sucking penis... don't even try to say that only bisexual or gay men eat pussy, because that makes absolutly so sense what so ever. Dumb fuck.
Okay I'll settle this here. Ladies, pay attention for once, seriously go get a pen and write this shit down: there's nothing wrong with hair, assuming you at least have the self-respect and respect for me to keep it tidy. Your bush should not be thicker than 1 centimeter (your thumbnail is a good barometer for acceptable beaver width). No, we don't like razor burn, but I also don't want to be tasting hair that's been coated with your ass-butter and taint-sweat. No hair around your asshole or the lips of your pussy, please. I know, it takes time, you can do it though, just trim once a week while you're watching that dumb doctor show with the homo and the black dude. Just don't let the TV fall into the bathtub, you silly thing.
A tidy bush on the top of your twat is acceptable, though. Some of you need to get thee to a Brazilian salon asap, but I've seen bushes much nicer than the one this Filipino broad. Anyway, glad I could help...good luck and let me know how it goes or if you need help (I have a steady hand).
Prettyboy, I feel bad when you get piled on, but when you say shit like "only fags eat pussy", you clearly are fucking asking for abuse.
razor burn, pimples and stubble from new growth are just as bad as too much hair...if not worse.
Granted, her hair is a little long and looks wild...I don't think that people (men, too) necessarily have to be bald. Just trimmed and tidy
beggars can't be choosers...if you are getting laid, you're getting laid...not much reason to complain. like the saying goes -- "sex is like pizza...if it's great then it's great, and if not...you still just had pizza"
With that kinda growth, seems the beauty queen doesn't want crotch burn; i.e. the hair is there for a REASON: to prevent friction burns during sex.
I agree with above poster: if you're into lingus, you SHOULD deshed and dehair the vital areas around the area of interest. Don't shave those: rip them out by the roots or you'll have a mons full of razor hairs. If you have thick kit kat hair, mow the damn thing, and rake it too so your lover doesn't inhale loose hair.
Those are my tips of the evening. p.s. Nick traded down from airhead Jessica. Her body is much nicer IMHO.
Now i know where the term "Beaver" comes from Trim that shit women before you loose lachey in there,i mean look how far he had to streatch your legs in the air to find his way to your Kooch in broad day light.
Yes, pubic hair is coming back...and so is underarm hair. (Pubic hair doesn't make the girl a woman--it's the woman that makes the woman. Pubeys just get in your teeth, annoy the hell out of you, and cause a poor performance for when down below). This is just poor bush management.
Hey, here's an idea: Why don't the ladies do what THEY want to do concerning their own bodies?? If you don't like what their pubes look like, leave. Who the hell needs ya? AND, the ladies can ask their guy what HE wants and if SHE FEELS LIKE IT, she can oblige. Other than that, shut the fuck up. It's my body, my hair and I'll do what I want. I'm not going to do something I don't want to for a GUY. And for the record, my husband likes a trimmed bush - not to much b/c it's scratchy and not too hairy. Fine by me. Ladies, do what the hell you want. Don't let assholes like J-Bird dictate what YOU should do on YOUR body. Unless you're dating him, which I highly doubt b/c he's an asshole.
Whoa whoa whoa, easy with the caps lock there, Sweetheart. Apparently your bush comes with a side order of PMS.
Look, I'm basically agreeing with your husband. We like a trim bush. I'm glad you comply with this. Keep up the good work, Sugartits. Now go take a Midol.
I don't see why there has to be a fight over how this woman looks naked. If you prefer it one way, that's on you. It is Vanessa Minnillo's body and she can do with it whatever she wants. don't really care how "better" looking Simpson may have looked over Vanessa, she didn't give a sh*t about the man. Vanessa is pretty, and likes being with him, where's the harm in that. Looks can be overrated. He had the blonde princess and she screwed him over royally.
You can't shave your poon every day or really, every week.
It isn't like shaving your face, men and boys. Try shaving your hairy ass butt crack every day. Anyway, ladies, your best bet is to wax. The hairs stay away for about 2 weeks (where this 6 week claim comes from is beyond me) and then you get waxed again as soon as the hairs start getting uncomfortable. Only wax your lips, bikini line and possibly your butt crack if you have hair there. Otherwise, leave it to fuzz up as you like. If a guy won't have sex with you because you have pubes on your mons pubis, then you really shouldn't be having sex with him anyway.
Back before this new generation of hair phobes, most people found pubic hair to be a turn on; chest hair was also thought to be a turn on, now women (girls) like men with no chest hair (ewww). Has it occurred to anyone that female pubic hair serves the purpose to keeping out bacteria? Anyone on this site ever shaved or waxed her pussy, then got a yeast infection the next day??
My boyfriend is 100% straight and he enjoys eating my pretty bald pink pussy =)
If you oppose the pussy, then you must like sucking penis... don't even try to say that only bisexual or gay men eat pussy, because that makes absolutly so sense what so ever. Dumb fuck.
By anonymous, on August 18, 2007 17:16:41 ------------------------
it makes perfect sense. those guys are freaks. they'll eat and suck anything. a straight male with self pride would never resort to eating pum pum. EVER. it's disgusting. case clothes. you're boyfriend is an undercover fanny bandit.
You can't shave your poon every day or really, every week.
It isn't like shaving your face, men and boys. Try shaving your hairy ass butt crack every day. Anyway, ladies, your best bet is to wax. The hairs stay away for about 2 weeks (where this 6 week claim comes from is beyond me) and then you get waxed again as soon as the hairs start getting uncomfortable. Only wax your lips, bikini line and possibly your butt crack if you have hair there. Otherwise, leave it to fuzz up as you like. If a guy won't have sex with you because you have pubes on your mons pubis, then you really shouldn't be having sex with him anyway.
By Alicia, on August 20, 2007 12:21:11
I shave mine everyday, and keep it well moisturized as to prevent little bumps. And I shave it all off. It's not difficult. You all are just a bunch of lazy bitches...who are probably too fat to reach your crotch anyway.
~beggars can't be choosers...if you are getting laid, you're getting laid...not much reason to complain. like the saying goes -- "sex is like pizza...if it's great then it's great, and if not...you still just had pizza"~
That's the difference between men and women right there. For women, no sex at all is better than bad sex.
That's right. If I girl doesn't like sex, it just means she doesn't like it with you.
J-Bird, are you in 8th grade??? Whenever a woman has a STRONG opinion, she needs a midol? Why so intimidated by a woman with a thought in her head??? It does prove my point though, you're an asshole. However, you are correct about one thing, my tits are awesome and delicious, thanks!
Anyone who thinks hair is sanitary needs to look at the "Hair" section on this page. Hair harbours bacteria. Lots and lots and lots of it. Wiping it with a couple of squares of toilet paper doesn't remove shit all (yes, that pun was intended).
The only way the hair down there will stay "clean" is if you use a bidet every time you go. A bidet and soap. EVERY TIME.
A yeast infection after waxing means the person who did the waxing used unsanitized equipment and tainted wax, you'd never get a yeast infection just from waxing if it's done properly. I never have.
You're a prude-ass frat boy. It's guys like you who expect head and give nothing in return. Or wait, sucking dick is "disgusting" too right?
By Dina, on August 20, 2007 13:45:11 -----------------------------
i dont need to give anything in return. i gave her my dick to suck and fuck. whatever girl gets lucky with me should be proud someone of my stature is giving her my dick.
ewww Yeast infection?? That is the FIRST time I have heard of that happening from a bikini wax! STI yes, but yeast infection no. The aesthetician would have had to insert something in the vagina or leave something moist on it. Plain wax wouldn't cause that....sounds like someone needs to brush up on their hygiene (ANON 13:08)
These photos are nausea inducing. Nay, they're an abomination to the optic nerve. Dr. Cox's phrase from the show "Scrubs" comes to mind: "Pasty white neurotic sex..."
Preetyboy, just because your mom didn't have the guts to use a wire hanger on your doesn't mean you have "stature". Don't use words you don't understand. Thanks sugartits.
A Brazilian is what a Brazilian is, my "Breathless" friend. And the penises part? Only my anus knows for sure. And in the absence of beans it ain't sayin' much these days.
Carolina, no bidet at this house. Had one when I lived in Toronto, not here. Maybe when I redo the bathroom (again), I'm thinkin' I'd probably be the only one with a bidet in a hundred mile radius though! Or at the very least the only one in this town who knows what a bidet is!
Gee Nick, why you didn't take your towel off?! Don't expect any naked pics of this big tittied prude, because Nick is as flat as the wall. You'll see naked pics of him...... on Mars!
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Leave Your CommentForget the pics, I want to see video!
By anonymous, on August 17, 2007 11:54:42
great tits, ugly face, ugly hips, ugly snatch. boring.
By anonymous, on August 17, 2007 11:55:47
you might not care, Jenny, but watching Nickiboy pin Vanessa's legs behind her ears and pound her manillo with his lachey is definitely something I would be interested in. She's pretty hot, plus I just love love love thinking about Jessica's reaction to it all. Oh, boo-hoo! Hahaha!
By slippery rock in ya booty!, on August 17, 2007 11:57:21
Ew nasty bush. Get with the times, bitch...pubic hair is so 1970's
By anonymous, on August 17, 2007 12:05:56
tits = not "great"
By anonymous, on August 17, 2007 12:11:51
She needs to learn about grooming. Hairy snatch is so 70's porn.
By anonymous, on August 17, 2007 12:16:50
she did's to shave, that popola....(Pussy)
By Me, on August 17, 2007 12:19:04
She needs to shave, that popola....(Pussy)
By Me, on August 17, 2007 12:19:41
She looks like a squirrel or some sort of small furry rodent. Though compared to Chestica "Daddy please cum on my tits" Simpson, I guess it's an upgrade for Nick.
By anonymous, on August 17, 2007 12:20:51
Nice beaver......thanks, I just got it stuffed.
By Jim, on August 17, 2007 12:22:49
Nick Lackey's tits are almost as big as the skank's.
why are these guys famous? serious question. what do they do?
By J-Bird, on August 17, 2007 12:24:48
Real men dig a nice BUSH!
By Timmy Tucker, on August 17, 2007 12:33:10
her tits look weird. those nips aint aligned.
anyway i heard nick has a very tiny penis.
By prettyboy, on August 17, 2007 12:41:32
I didn't think she was that weight.. not that she's too heavy, but in these pictures she looks thick.
By alice, on August 17, 2007 12:51:45
she doesnt look too appealing naked
By anonymous, on August 17, 2007 12:57:11
Timmy Tucker,
Real men eat pussy and don't like having to go to the dentist for their hair cut. Shave that shit girl you don't want Nick coughing up a hair ball.
By anonymous, on August 17, 2007 12:58:40
"Real men eat pussy"
Amen!
By anonymous, on August 17, 2007 13:06:12
Sorry, but any guy who demands a bald beaver all the time (and as such, is completely intolerant of a regular, normal, ADULT female pubic area with hair on it) definitely has pedophilic tendencies. Grow up!
By ripe tomotaoes, on August 17, 2007 13:18:25
Women's pussies are more sensitive to touch when they have hair on them. Why would you want to deny us that pleasure?
By tired of shaving, on August 17, 2007 13:21:35
"Ripe Tomotaoes" is a woman with a massive bush. You can sort of tell by the tone of her post.
By J-Bird, on August 17, 2007 13:25:13
I prefer a woman with hair down there because I'm a man who loves women. I also have a daughter who is 2 years old. I don't want my wife's private parts looking like my daughter's thanks.
By anonymous, on August 17, 2007 13:25:59
Here we go again with the bush vs bald argument. Can't we all just get along? No? Fine, fuck youze all then.
TEAM BRAZIL!
By Vigilante, on August 17, 2007 13:26:17
j-bird is a 15 year old fat boy with a tiny wiener who giggles at the site of nakey girlies...you can sort of tell by the tone of his post.
By ripe tomatoes, on August 17, 2007 13:29:13
i fucking love how, under a pic of a not shaved woman, everyone is grossed out and crying about hairballs and 70's porn, but yet when its a pic of a waxed chick, everyone cries about bald twats being played out and creepy and pedophilic....make up your damn minds people!!
By anonymous, on August 17, 2007 13:30:14
That first pic just doesn't look like her. Then again, it's a picture taken from VERY far away.
By bv, on August 17, 2007 13:34:25
how about we agree in the middle and say that a trimmed snatch is the way to go?
By anonymous, on August 17, 2007 13:38:20
I prefer them with some hair on top and none where I'm licking.
By pussy eater :), on August 17, 2007 13:39:24
Bush is fine if you keep it trimmed. But it's definitely more sensitive down there after a brazilian. And yeah, completely bald is kind of creepy.
By anonymous, on August 17, 2007 13:44:37
Nice Bush = nicely groomed...by me! Nobody's calling for a wild, untamed afro down south. Overall, it should be the lady's choice. and if some gayboy doesn't like it, well, he can go home and spank it!
By anonymous, on August 17, 2007 13:45:28
Will we ever be perfect enough for anyone?
By woman, on August 17, 2007 13:46:15
pubic hair is coming back. (thank god.)
the only girls still really shaving are dumb bitches that want to look like porn stars. i.e. not normal WOMEN.
and if you won't go down on a woman because of her natural pubic hair, then you are making it about you, and you are probably a crappy oral guy anyway.
By anonymous, on August 17, 2007 13:46:17
I personally keep my kitty cat trimmed, but not completely shaved. When my bf is doing his best work down there, he likes a little hair on the mound, but none on the lips per se, thank you very much. That's pretty much the way to go. End of argument, kids.
By Hot Hoo Hoo, on August 17, 2007 13:53:56
Who wants razor stubble, bumps, and the itch of new growth? Take it like a man or do without.
By Unshaven, not stirred, on August 17, 2007 13:56:30
I don't want to look like a porn star, I just don't like having pubic hair. It gets caught in the elastic of my panties and pulls. It creeps out from the edges of my bikini bottoms. The stubble grosses me out, and to be quite honest I think it's unsanitary.
You wouldn't want to kiss a dude with a beard after he'd puked in it, would you? There ain't much difference with bush.
By Vigilante, on August 17, 2007 13:58:57
Not the most flatering photos, but Vanessa is a cute looking girl (usually) Funny how some are marked to be constantly snarked. Maybe she was hard to work with? OK that's not a plus but she never did anything to me. Pubic hair( perhaps a trim if needed) is fine.
By anonymous, on August 17, 2007 14:02:28
If you don't shower and wash you pubic hair after each time you pee and poop on it, then don't be mad at people who don't want to lick it. Trimmed hair on top and none down below is perfect for me!
By anonymous, on August 17, 2007 14:06:16
Pubic hair is not unsanitary if you keep your pubes clean.
Beside that, guys generally don't give a crap what your poon looks like as long as they get to see it.
I'd suggest, ladies, that you get rid of the hair where their mouths go, generally the lip area, and then your bikini line. Other than that, if the dude still wants you to get rid of more hair, then dump him, because he has a problem.
By Alicia, on August 17, 2007 14:14:34
It was Nick and Jessica's wedding night. Being their first time, Nick was slowly undressing for Jessica's benefit. He took his socks off - his feet looked absolutely disgusting. Nasty green toenails and bumps all over them. Jessica was disgusted - what is wrong with you? He said, oh, when I was a boy I had toemaine. He then slowly pulled his pants off. His knees had boils on them, and big chunks of skin were just hanging off. WTF asked his big hootered honey. Oh, when I was a boy I had kneemonia. Then he pulled his tighty whities off, and Jessica said, Let me guess, when you were a boy you had smallcox.
By Nacho Daddy, on August 17, 2007 14:22:46
Do you think she shivers when she farts?
By anonymous, on August 17, 2007 14:28:38
You're just jealous Jenny because she's thin and you're not! And you can' be on Celebrity Fit Club because you're not a celebrity. Perhaps VH-1 will create Losers Fit Club! I know this post will make you want ANOTHER pint of ice cream or some Oreos to comfort your pain. Admit it - the only exercise you get for your flabby arms is moving your arm from your mouth to the bag of Oreos!
By Call Richard Simmons Jenny!, on August 17, 2007 14:38:01
Dear 14:38,
Sorry, but I can't stand the taste of Oreos and my only addictions right now are moving 1 Liter bottles "Glaceau smart water" from my desk to my mouth whilst entertaining trolls like you.
Thanks for the hits!
Smooches,
Jenny
P.S. I'm sorry your Zoloft isn't working and your girlfriend is ugly.
By Jenny, on August 17, 2007 14:48:23
I don't like fake tits. Her nips are both pointing different directions.
By anonymous, on August 17, 2007 14:53:39
lmao jenny! and my lipz r sealed. :-D
By law firmz, on August 17, 2007 15:03:32
Hey, someone needs to translate those captions, por favor...
By no hablo culerro, on August 17, 2007 15:07:18
Real women have pubic hair.
By anonymous, on August 17, 2007 15:07:43
Real women have options. Slaves are restricted.
By anonymous, on August 17, 2007 15:20:54
"TEAM BRAZIL" indeed!
but you know what? Women in Brazil don't do it that much. Maybe it should be called "an Ukrainian" or "a Slovakian". Those women are not only shaved, but also beautiful and racked as hell.
By anonymous, on August 17, 2007 15:43:47
Hey, girls are better to shave and leave a landingstrip. Bald is okay if your man likes it bald. I shave bald for my doctor visit and for my man. I am a hairy girl to start with . It is cleaner there bald for tha ttime of the month. Vanessa is wayyy to hairy.Gross but if Nick likes playing in the forest ,then okay.
Lastly ,it is really not culture or cool to be caught in the act in public. If you are going public,then make a film for real and get paid for it.
By Ms.Clean, on August 17, 2007 15:45:05
jajaja
Rechinando de Limpito!
que chistoso, no sabia que eran latinos tambien!
yeah!! :)
By anonymous, on August 17, 2007 15:47:19
"rechinando de limpio" = "burning of clean" in English
By anonymous, on August 17, 2007 15:57:27
lmao jenny's my hero!! trolls...haha
By anonymous, on August 17, 2007 16:31:25
real women don't care how other women groom their pubes.
By anonymous, on August 17, 2007 16:59:24
i wanna see nicks peen!!! is that so much to ask for?....but what's ironic is that he's prolly shaved and vanessa looks like she has a raccoon on her snatch
By anonymous, on August 17, 2007 16:59:31
15:43, you are absolutely correct. Once upon a vacation in Rio I happened to be walking down a nude beach and noticed that there were very, very many Brazilianless Brazilians. Made me wonder why they called it that. It wasn't the only thing I noticed...the amount of wrinkly cock playing peek-a-boo out from under old man belly flaps made me want to gouge my eyes out. Or at least give them a sand bath.
Long story short: Nude beaches are for everyone. And I mean EVERYONE. Be forewarned.
They should call it a Ukranian or a Slovakian. And you're right, those girls are stacked. But there's nothing like a Black Irish Lassie fer yankin' on yer welt. So they say.
Danes are hot too. Because Jenny said so.
By Vigilante, on August 17, 2007 17:23:29
why is the pubes convo always centered on women? i like giving head to guys and there's no bigger turn off than hairy balls and a bushy pecker. if women have to "trim" so do guys.
By anonymous, on August 17, 2007 17:34:36
she appears to have the fat gene to me.... she'll be a heffer in her older years. bone her and run nicky boy....
By anonymous, on August 17, 2007 18:40:37
ey... there werw more pictures uncensored... take off?
By anonymous, on August 17, 2007 18:53:58
Hey, John Holmes called from Hell. He asked when that skank is coming down with that massive bush between her legs.
By anonymous, on August 17, 2007 20:30:05
what's wrong with bush? Only pedophiles like it hairless..
By anonymous, on August 17, 2007 20:35:57
i think those pics are photoshopped
By bitsybrandywine, on August 17, 2007 20:43:49
Perezhilton.com sucks... Honestly, it does nothing for me. You guys rock the socks off those fucks...
P.S. Vanessa's face looks all puffy and agitated, like she's had an allergic reaction to something; AKA Nicks pork steeple... Or shes just been stuffing too many nuts in them pun intended. And pretty soon, she'll be able to corn row that fuzzy little fox tail she's got sprouting from her cooter.
By anonymous, on August 17, 2007 21:59:55
Jenny's hot, judging by that myspace pic. Hopefully her grooming habits differ from this Vanessa chick.
By J-Bird, on August 17, 2007 22:54:34
As long as the poon doesn't have herp or stink, men really don't care what it looks like. Pubic hair would at least let me feel like my gf is of age.
Pubic hair is not unsanitary. In fact isn't the reverse true (you have pubic hair for a reason, right)? A nice trim on the sides, and the lips, is good enough (and bikini line). getting rid of the rest is overkill.
A bare beaver makes me think she
1) wants to pretend the carpet matches the drapes (hard to prove if the carpet's been taken down)
2) lies about her age (no grey hairs)
3) too lazy to wash the poon religiously
4) hasn't reached puberty yet
By anonymous, on August 17, 2007 23:23:58
Different strokes for different folks. I am sure hubby would appreciate a 'smooth' landing strip but he is wise enough to know that it takes great effort to keep it that way. Is he man enough? Are you?
By angelina, on August 17, 2007 23:47:20
Whatever. Say what you want to make yourselves feel better, but most men prefer it bare down there. The men saying they don't like it are ones who have wives who won't shave, and their wives are looking over their shoulders as they type their responses to these comments. Shaaaaave it. It's not difficult after the first time. Do you keep hair in your armpits just because IT'S THERE, ladies?
By anonymous, on August 18, 2007 02:14:07
I'm older and the thicker the bush the better. No one wants a hairless pussy. That only for guys who likes 10 year olds!!
By The Big L, on August 18, 2007 06:44:34
Stop talking about pubic hair (love it) and let's rag on her tits. Fake boobs suck.
By anonymous, on August 18, 2007 06:58:53
Gee I wanted to see his dick....
By anonymous, on August 18, 2007 08:01:42
Lopsided boobs, 1970's porn star-style bush, bad tanlines....yeah, this is the chick I'd be proud to be with. Nice goin', Nick.
By anonymous, on August 18, 2007 08:50:18
Pubic hair has not served a function since before christ, when people didn't wear clothing.
It is unsanitary, unsightly, uncomfortable, and no man should ever have to lick that shit (Unless he wants to, sick fuck)
Ladies, shave your twats.
By anonymous, on August 18, 2007 09:25:05
I like bush, just not super overgrown or the one in office. =)
By Shammy, on August 18, 2007 11:10:48
So if a guy likes a shaved twat, he's a pedophile? That's absolutely ridiculous. By that logic, my girlfriend who's 28 and shaves her twat (and did before I came along) wishes she was really 10 years old? That's the most retarded thing I've heard in my life. I guess if my girlfriend likes me to shave my face, she really must like 11 year old boys, right? Pull your heads out!
By anonymous, on August 18, 2007 11:15:43
09:25,
calm the fuck down.
love,
me.
By anonymous, on August 18, 2007 11:17:10
Wow, so once Christ came along, everyone started wearing clothes? Interesting.
Personally I like a variety...ladies choice. But it sure would be boring..and creepy...if every chick on the planet was completely bare down there. Guys who only want that probably played with Barbie dolls as kids and now their brains are completely tweeked.
By monkeywrench, on August 18, 2007 12:04:49
You would think now that these poor quality pics are out they would want to issue higher quality ones!
By anonymous, on August 18, 2007 13:37:14
eating pussy is gay. only bisexual men and closet fags eat pussy.
By prettyboy, on August 18, 2007 15:28:44
looks like Chewie
By anonymous, on August 18, 2007 15:49:05
Chick needs to run a lawn mower over that thing - DAMN!
By anonymous, on August 18, 2007 17:14:04
to pretty boy:
My boyfriend is 100% straight and he enjoys eating my pretty bald pink pussy =)
If you oppose the pussy, then you must like sucking penis... don't even try to say that only bisexual or gay men eat pussy, because that makes absolutly so sense what so ever. Dumb fuck.
By anonymous, on August 18, 2007 17:16:41
Sheesh. You've seen one bald pussy, you've seen them all. Seriously.
By Hyde, on August 18, 2007 22:50:29
t is unsanitary, unsightly, uncomfortable, and no man should ever have to lick that shit (Unless he wants to, sick fuck)
So I guess some prefer to lick pimple manure caused by shaving?
By anonymous, on August 19, 2007 15:40:12
Okay I'll settle this here. Ladies, pay attention for once, seriously go get a pen and write this shit down: there's nothing wrong with hair, assuming you at least have the self-respect and respect for me to keep it tidy. Your bush should not be thicker than 1 centimeter (your thumbnail is a good barometer for acceptable beaver width). No, we don't like razor burn, but I also don't want to be tasting hair that's been coated with your ass-butter and taint-sweat. No hair around your asshole or the lips of your pussy, please. I know, it takes time, you can do it though, just trim once a week while you're watching that dumb doctor show with the homo and the black dude. Just don't let the TV fall into the bathtub, you silly thing.
A tidy bush on the top of your twat is acceptable, though. Some of you need to get thee to a Brazilian salon asap, but I've seen bushes much nicer than the one this Filipino broad. Anyway, glad I could help...good luck and let me know how it goes or if you need help (I have a steady hand).
Prettyboy, I feel bad when you get piled on, but when you say shit like "only fags eat pussy", you clearly are fucking asking for abuse.
By J-Bird, on August 19, 2007 16:14:39
i wonder if anyone has let her know that her nips are hideously crooked...
By Meghan, on August 19, 2007 17:01:01
razor burn, pimples and stubble from new growth are just as bad as too much hair...if not worse.
Granted, her hair is a little long and looks wild...I don't think that people (men, too) necessarily have to be bald. Just trimmed and tidy
beggars can't be choosers...if you are getting laid, you're getting laid...not much reason to complain. like the saying goes -- "sex is like pizza...if it's great then it's great, and if not...you still just had pizza"
By anonymous, on August 19, 2007 18:04:57
my eyes...my eyes!!
By ruskova, on August 19, 2007 20:30:31
It's obvious Prettyboy is a UNIC
By anonymous, on August 19, 2007 21:46:19
With that kinda growth, seems the beauty queen doesn't want crotch burn; i.e. the hair is there for a REASON: to prevent friction burns during sex.
I agree with above poster: if you're into lingus, you SHOULD deshed and dehair the vital areas around the area of interest. Don't shave those: rip them out by the roots or you'll have a mons full of razor hairs. If you have thick kit kat hair, mow the damn thing, and rake it too so your lover doesn't inhale loose hair.
Those are my tips of the evening.
p.s. Nick traded down from airhead Jessica. Her body is much nicer IMHO.
By anonymous, on August 20, 2007 00:36:40
Now i know where the term "Beaver" comes from Trim that shit women before you loose lachey in there,i mean look how far he had to streatch your legs in the air to find his way to your Kooch in broad day light.
By Aleco, on August 20, 2007 00:37:41
Yes, pubic hair is coming back...and so is underarm hair. (Pubic hair doesn't make the girl a woman--it's the woman that makes the woman. Pubeys just get in your teeth, annoy the hell out of you, and cause a poor performance for when down below). This is just poor bush management.
By onosurf, on August 20, 2007 08:42:04
Nasty
By anonymous, on August 20, 2007 09:30:08
Hey, here's an idea: Why don't the ladies do what THEY want to do concerning their own bodies?? If you don't like what their pubes look like, leave. Who the hell needs ya?
AND, the ladies can ask their guy what HE wants and if SHE FEELS LIKE IT, she can oblige.
Other than that, shut the fuck up. It's my body, my hair and I'll do what I want. I'm not going to do something I don't want to for a GUY.
And for the record, my husband likes a trimmed bush - not to much b/c it's scratchy and not too hairy. Fine by me.
Ladies, do what the hell you want. Don't let assholes like J-Bird dictate what YOU should do on YOUR body. Unless you're dating him, which I highly doubt b/c he's an asshole.
By Everyone STFU, on August 20, 2007 09:52:51
Whoa whoa whoa, easy with the caps lock there, Sweetheart. Apparently your bush comes with a side order of PMS.
Look, I'm basically agreeing with your husband. We like a trim bush. I'm glad you comply with this. Keep up the good work, Sugartits. Now go take a Midol.
By J-Bird, on August 20, 2007 10:14:27
She needs to use some number 2 clippers on her bush. gross.
By anonymous, on August 20, 2007 11:34:31
I don't see why there has to be a fight over how this woman looks naked. If you prefer it one way, that's on you. It is Vanessa Minnillo's body and she can do with it whatever she wants. don't really care how "better" looking Simpson may have looked over Vanessa, she didn't give a sh*t about the man. Vanessa is pretty, and likes being with him, where's the harm in that. Looks can be overrated. He had the blonde princess and she screwed him over royally.
By anonymous, on August 20, 2007 12:07:11
You can't shave your poon every day or really, every week.
It isn't like shaving your face, men and boys. Try shaving your hairy ass butt crack every day. Anyway, ladies, your best bet is to wax. The hairs stay away for about 2 weeks (where this 6 week claim comes from is beyond me) and then you get waxed again as soon as the hairs start getting uncomfortable. Only wax your lips, bikini line and possibly your butt crack if you have hair there. Otherwise, leave it to fuzz up as you like. If a guy won't have sex with you because you have pubes on your mons pubis, then you really shouldn't be having sex with him anyway.
By Alicia, on August 20, 2007 12:21:11
Trimming that shit would suffice...regrowth is an itchy bitch!
By anonymous, on August 20, 2007 12:48:54
Back before this new generation of hair phobes, most people found pubic hair to be a turn on; chest hair was also thought to be a turn on, now women (girls) like men with no chest hair (ewww). Has it occurred to anyone that female pubic hair serves the purpose to keeping out bacteria? Anyone on this site ever shaved or waxed her pussy, then got a yeast infection the next day??
By anonymous, on August 20, 2007 13:08:37
to pretty boy:
My boyfriend is 100% straight and he enjoys eating my pretty bald pink pussy =)
If you oppose the pussy, then you must like sucking penis... don't even try to say that only bisexual or gay men eat pussy, because that makes absolutly so sense what so ever. Dumb fuck.
By anonymous, on August 18, 2007 17:16:41
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it makes perfect sense. those guys are freaks. they'll eat and suck anything. a straight male with self pride would never resort to eating pum pum. EVER. it's disgusting. case clothes. you're boyfriend is an undercover fanny bandit.
By prettyboy, on August 20, 2007 13:13:39
You can't shave your poon every day or really, every week.
It isn't like shaving your face, men and boys. Try shaving your hairy ass butt crack every day. Anyway, ladies, your best bet is to wax. The hairs stay away for about 2 weeks (where this 6 week claim comes from is beyond me) and then you get waxed again as soon as the hairs start getting uncomfortable. Only wax your lips, bikini line and possibly your butt crack if you have hair there. Otherwise, leave it to fuzz up as you like. If a guy won't have sex with you because you have pubes on your mons pubis, then you really shouldn't be having sex with him anyway.
By Alicia, on August 20, 2007 12:21:11
I shave mine everyday, and keep it well moisturized as to prevent little bumps. And I shave it all off. It's not difficult. You all are just a bunch of lazy bitches...who are probably too fat to reach your crotch anyway.
By anonymous, on August 20, 2007 13:42:17
prettyboy:
You're a prude-ass frat boy. It's guys like you who expect head and give nothing in return. Or wait, sucking dick is "disgusting" too right?
By Dina, on August 20, 2007 13:45:11
How slow of a news day is it when the top story is still Vanessa Minnillo has a hairy pussy?
Shitney picked a hell of a day to quit barbiturates.
By Fed up with talk of pubic hair!, on August 20, 2007 13:51:59
~beggars can't be choosers...if you are getting laid, you're getting laid...not much reason to complain. like the saying goes -- "sex is like pizza...if it's great then it's great, and if not...you still just had pizza"~
That's the difference between men and women right there.
For women, no sex at all is better than bad sex.
That's right. If I girl doesn't like sex, it just means she doesn't like it with you.
By anonymous, on August 20, 2007 14:18:15
J-Bird, are you in 8th grade???
Whenever a woman has a STRONG opinion, she needs a midol? Why so intimidated by a woman with a thought in her head???
It does prove my point though, you're an asshole.
However, you are correct about one thing, my tits are awesome and delicious, thanks!
By J-Bird IS an asshole, on August 20, 2007 15:12:42
prettyboy you dumb fuck go jump off a cliff everyone hates your dumbass
By anonymous, on August 20, 2007 15:26:21
Anyone who thinks hair is sanitary needs to look at the "Hair" section on this page. Hair harbours bacteria. Lots and lots and lots of it. Wiping it with a couple of squares of toilet paper doesn't remove shit all (yes, that pun was intended).
The only way the hair down there will stay "clean" is if you use a bidet every time you go. A bidet and soap. EVERY TIME.
A yeast infection after waxing means the person who did the waxing used unsanitized equipment and tainted wax, you'd never get a yeast infection just from waxing if it's done properly. I never have.
By Vigilante, on August 20, 2007 15:30:37
I am so happy I now know the personal pussy habits of vigilante.
By anonymous, on August 20, 2007 16:02:26
It's not like we'll ever meet, hon.
And you're welcome.
By Vigilante, on August 20, 2007 16:43:10
prettyboy:
You're a prude-ass frat boy. It's guys like you who expect head and give nothing in return. Or wait, sucking dick is "disgusting" too right?
By Dina, on August 20, 2007 13:45:11
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i dont need to give anything in return. i gave her my dick to suck and fuck. whatever girl gets lucky with me should be proud someone of my stature is giving her my dick.
By prettyboy, on August 20, 2007 18:38:08
ewww Yeast infection?? That is the FIRST time I have heard of that happening from a bikini wax! STI yes, but yeast infection no. The aesthetician would have had to insert something in the vagina or leave something moist on it. Plain wax wouldn't cause that....sounds like someone needs to brush up on their hygiene (ANON 13:08)
By anonymous, on August 20, 2007 19:46:14
prettyboy all I have to say is your missing out buddy.
By Trax, on August 20, 2007 19:58:52
Vigilante - I'm so excited that you're willing to share information! Two follow-up questions:
1. Do you wax your anus?
2. Do you permit penises in (and out) of your anus?
By Waiting Breathlessly (just farted), on August 20, 2007 23:00:59
These photos are nausea inducing. Nay, they're an abomination to the optic nerve. Dr. Cox's phrase from the show "Scrubs" comes to mind: "Pasty white neurotic sex..."
By Amanda, on August 21, 2007 06:01:58
Preetyboy, just because your mom didn't have the guts to use a wire hanger on your doesn't mean you have "stature". Don't use words you don't understand. Thanks sugartits.
By anonymous, on August 21, 2007 06:06:05
Vigilante, do you have a bidet at your house? Lucky Ducky!!
Oh, and the last time prettyboy got head, Nick Lachey was still with Jessica Simpson.
By Carolina , on August 21, 2007 09:01:39
A Brazilian is what a Brazilian is, my "Breathless" friend. And the penises part? Only my anus knows for sure. And in the absence of beans it ain't sayin' much these days.
Carolina, no bidet at this house. Had one when I lived in Toronto, not here. Maybe when I redo the bathroom (again), I'm thinkin' I'd probably be the only one with a bidet in a hundred mile radius though! Or at the very least the only one in this town who knows what a bidet is!
By Vigilante, on August 21, 2007 10:39:56
Ew, Eww, Ewwww!
Big square chowder head=little pee pee.
Dumb, vapid,notsogoodwithoutpoundofmakeup=schmelly
By Frightened, on August 21, 2007 13:50:22
Gee Nick, why you didn't take your towel off?! Don't expect any naked pics of this big tittied prude, because Nick is as flat as the wall. You'll see naked pics of him...... on Mars!
By anonymous, on August 22, 2007 13:24:39
i dont see why people think she is hot. i dont find her attractive.
By anonymous, on August 24, 2007 23:00:04
love to fuck her her all night in that all some beaver and boob fuck her aslo
By anonymous, on September 27, 2007 13:43:40
love to fuck her her all night in that all some beaver and boob fuck her aslo
By anonymous, on September 27, 2007 13:43:50
love to fuck her with my 14 inch penis very hard and have jessica simpson watching us
By anonymous, on September 27, 2007 15:23:06
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