In other news, Ashlee is now the somewhat hot chick in high school who is totally attainable because everyone hates her, so she's willing to throw out blowjobs in exchange for popularity. I love those chicks.
Hey, Pete, stop thinking you have anything resembling street cred. You're the bass player, dude. The only reason anyone is paying attention to you is because the singer in your band looks like John Popper. You were a tool long before you put your dong inside Ashlee Simpson.
"In other news, Ashlee is now the somewhat hot chick in high school who is totally attainable because everyone hates her, so she's willing to throw out blowjobs in exchange for popularity. I love those chicks."
I soo agree with this. She's the type that would let you get a peek inside the shirt to see her dessert tray
I'm sure the bouncers were completely unaware the Petey was still there when he was raining his punches. ("Hey, there's an autistic kid doing that hand flapping thing!") They were fixated on the spectacle of the old guy lurching in to dry doggie-hump the young girl up against the wall.
Before he was wearing eye make-up and cashing in on 14yo's in his boy band, petey was known as a brawler at local punk and hardcore shows. I doubt this is his first altercation with club security.
That would of had me pissing my pants if I had seen it first hand. Funny shit. Three useless people and their people believing that they are really something. Bet the bouncers had a good laugh at that.
If I were Ashlee Simpson, I'd keep my old nose in a jar full of fluid and carry it around with me. If somebody started mouthing off, I'd pull out my nose in a jar and say "Oh yeah? But do you carry YOUR nose around in a jar?" At that point they would probably be pretty scared and realize that there was more to me than flubbed SNL performances and my father's semen stuck in my hair.
I always thought she was hot, even before the nose. Still, her taste in guys suck. Ryan whats-his-name, and that punk who was w/paris and now this douche??
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By Jim, on September 12, 2007 10:39:49
Douche is pretty hard to get off your knuckles.
AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAAHAHAHA!
*gasp*
Hey, Pete, stop thinking you have anything resembling street cred. You're the bass player, dude. The only reason anyone is paying attention to you is because the singer in your band looks like John Popper. You were a tool long before you put your dong inside Ashlee Simpson.
By Poppa Joe's Yambag Waxer, on September 12, 2007 10:41:05
"...he screeched". Ha ha.
He better hope he never pisses his girlfriend off, I bet she could kick his ass.
By Enough Already, on September 12, 2007 10:45:53
"In other news, Ashlee is now the somewhat hot chick in high school who is totally attainable because everyone hates her, so she's willing to throw out blowjobs in exchange for popularity. I love those chicks."
I soo agree with this. She's the type that would let you get a peek inside the shirt to see her dessert tray
By anonymous, on September 12, 2007 10:46:33
"middle-aged youth minister with waxed eyebrows doing the throat slash thing with his finger" ... LMAO! This stuff is too funny! I love this site!!
By I(heart)IDLYINW, on September 12, 2007 10:47:03
You know when she's not dolled up, I bet she's kind of hot looking. Some better pictures of her back end would let me confirm my intuition.
By Anonda Cartwright, on September 12, 2007 10:52:26
Who Cares :) I dont like him! he is ugly
By Maple, on September 12, 2007 11:01:26
Who Cares :) I dont like him! he is ugly
By anonymous, on September 12, 2007 11:01:30
My mom told my sister to stay away from girls like this because it would lead her to some sort of gay love.
By Fred Smyth, on September 12, 2007 11:05:41
i like her new nose.
By hates hollywood, on September 12, 2007 11:06:55
I'm sure the bouncers were completely unaware the Petey was still there when he was raining his punches. ("Hey, there's an autistic kid doing that hand flapping thing!") They were fixated on the spectacle of the old guy lurching in to dry doggie-hump the young girl up against the wall.
By anonymous, on September 12, 2007 11:07:44
Gentlemen, there are better places to insert a rubber than here
By anonymous, on September 12, 2007 11:08:21
She's pretty hot, in my opinion. But, you know what they say: opinions are like assholes, everyone's got one!
By Vigilante's Anus, on September 12, 2007 11:11:25
Why the hell is she with him? too hot for this douche.
By anonymous, on September 12, 2007 11:18:49
Pete forgot to apply his eyeliner.
By Big L, on September 12, 2007 11:24:24
All that over three completely useless people? What a joke. I wish the Simpson's 15 minutes would just hurry up and end. Nobody cares anymore.
By Ooba Gooba, on September 12, 2007 11:24:52
Vigilante's Anus ... you forgot to include the rest of the quote ... "opinions are like assholes, everyone's got one, and most of them stink !!!" :^)
By anonymous, on September 12, 2007 11:58:49
Before he was wearing eye make-up and cashing in on 14yo's in his boy band, petey was known as a brawler at local punk and hardcore shows. I doubt this is his first altercation with club security.
By anonymous, on September 12, 2007 12:05:55
That would of had me pissing my pants if I had seen it first hand. Funny shit. Three useless people and their people believing that they are really something. Bet the bouncers had a good laugh at that.
By anonymous, on September 12, 2007 12:17:36
LMFAO good job on those security guards for putting these losers in their places. You're no better than the rest of us. Wait in line bitches!!!
By anonymous, on September 12, 2007 12:19:04
"petey was known as a brawler at local punk and hardcore shows sponsored by GLAAD"
I'd believe that, maybe...
By anonymous, on September 12, 2007 12:21:22
If I were Ashlee Simpson, I'd keep my old nose in a jar full of fluid and carry it around with me. If somebody started mouthing off, I'd pull out my nose in a jar and say "Oh yeah? But do you carry YOUR nose around in a jar?" At that point they would probably be pretty scared and realize that there was more to me than flubbed SNL performances and my father's semen stuck in my hair.
By anonymous, on September 12, 2007 12:51:13
seriously, post nose job A+!!!! she should consider doing porn. i'd watch that.
By Cinthe408, on September 12, 2007 13:24:06
i bet dude was eating them punches and laughing.
By prettyboy, on September 12, 2007 13:32:28
11:58, I'll have you know my anus doesn't stink. It smells like roses and sunshine.
And sometimes peanut butter.
By Vigilante, on September 12, 2007 13:38:55
it makes me smile to think that this plastic bitch went out to enjoy some oh-so-deserved partying, and instead got slammed into a wall.
By anonymous, on September 12, 2007 15:14:44
God, tranny hook-noseds' little sister dating the emo douche from Fall Out Boy. Somebody please cut his balls off before they spawn offspring.
By Roflcopter, on September 12, 2007 16:21:24
I always thought she was hot, even before the nose. Still, her taste in guys suck. Ryan whats-his-name, and that punk who was w/paris and now this douche??
By douchehater, on September 12, 2007 17:18:47
Meh, Ashlee was untalented wannabe punk and so is this asshat. They fit like peas and carrots.
By Roflcopter, on September 12, 2007 18:34:45
I don't know. Call me crazy, but I'd tongue-fuck her asshole.
By anonymous, on September 12, 2007 18:43:40
13:38 please clarify that you were referring to smooth, not chunky.
By anonymous, on September 12, 2007 20:25:28
20:25, I can't answer that question. You'll have to direct all inquiries of that nature to my anus.
By Vigilante, on September 13, 2007 05:11:07
18:43:40 - you'd just be felching Papa Joe's load.
By JAC, on September 13, 2007 06:35:37
20:25 - Smooth.
By Vigilante's Anus, on September 13, 2007 08:28:15
Die, Simpson sisters, die!
By catman, on September 13, 2007 09:28:19
Ashlee is so beautiful. I wonder if both Pete and Papa Joe get to see Ashlee naked all the time.
By anonymous, on September 13, 2007 10:15:58
Yes, being so fugly and trannyesque you have to pay for the removal of your own facial features is the definition of beautiful.
By Roflcopter, on September 13, 2007 18:20:39
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