"I am a very giving person. When the hurricane thing happened, I went to my closet, filled six boxes of stuff and said to my assistant, 'Take it to Katrina!' I also like to give stuff to people who are my 'workers,' especially if they don't make much money."
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Here's a revolutionary idea...PAY your 'workers' more money. I did say 'revolutionary'.....
I'm sure the average 'worker' would gladly opt for a pay raise over a bag of non-organic doughnuts or well-worn pajamas.
Everything that's wrong with music? Try everything that is wrong with society today. "Hurrican thing"? She is the exemplification of a narcissistic, delusional, arrogant twit and yet somehow she thiknks she is better than those other twits (Britney, Lindsay, Paris).
But... but... but... she's punk. Sidenote: hilarious watching American Hardcore documentary last night about the 80's hardcore/punk scene and hearing these old school punk guys tear these young MTV scrubs a new asshole. I chuckled and thought of Avril and her "punk" hubby.
I guess I don't understand, from what I read, there wasn't anything wrong with what she said. The fact that she said "The hurricane thing" is a little ditzy, but donated 6 boxes of stuff to charity, I'm sure a lot of stars didn't do that. I lot of her other comments were very nice too...
I want to lock this bitch in a room and make her watch "Schindler's List" over and over again until she understand how useless she is in this dark world we live in.
Hmmm...Given the choice btwn Avril and Britney...Avril and Jessica Simpson...Avril and Lohan...Thanks, but I'd say that Avril is far and away the better role model and musician. How can she be everything thats wrong with music when you have such stellar individuals like Britney around? I'd like to know what any of them did for Katrina...or anyone but themselves for that matter.
If it weren't for the fact that she's a moaner in bed - I like me a moaner - I'da dumped her years ago. That Hayden Pantie chick is way hotter, but she's a squealer from what I hear
Hmmm, I didn't sell 24 million albums and sent more than 6 boxes to Katrina victims. I guess I'll have to trim down my generosity next time to be more in-line with this awesome role model.
I usually agree with you guys, but not this time. I dont like her music and I dont think she is punk. but i think she comes off more confident than arrogant. Seriously I am sick as fuck of supposed punk people talking about what is punk and what is not. If she sells a bunch of records what the fuck do I care. I realized a long time ago that people as a group are fucking retarded. So there is no point going around worrying about the state of society based on pop fucking music. Punk is fucking gay anyway hey lets all wear black t shirts and spiked belts and hang out with stupid tattooed fat chicks. Actually all of my friends are punk rock kids and I love them but i still think they are just as image oriented as any one else.
I was reading Q magazine during my lunchbreak and nearly choked!! What a ridiculous sense of self-importance this girl who happened to GET LUCKY has. She also does not seem to have any redeeming features. Your fifteen minutes are up you little twerp - now get lost.
she's just trying to piss people off so the media will talk about her sorry fugly ass. She's not as popular as she thinks she is. . . If she sells so many albums I can only assume they are being purchased by deaf people who don't like originality at all.
Who is this twat? 24 million albums? Maybe I've been living under a rock, but I'm a regular celeblog reader and I watch TV and read magazines. The only place I've ever seen this chick besides here is on perezhilton.com with him saying what a dumb bitch she is...from this interview, I'd agree.
punk or not...those were the stupidest comments I've ever read. She is very egotistical and she's basically an immature 22 yr old self righteous bitch. It disgusts me
Hmmm...Given the choice btwn Avril and Britney...Avril and Jessica Simpson...Avril and Lohan...Thanks, but I'd say that Avril is far and away the better role model and musician. How can she be everything thats wrong with music when you have such stellar individuals like Britney around? I'd like to know what any of them did for Katrina...or anyone but themselves for that matter.
By Twisted_Imp, on September 7, 2007 11:44:48
eh, i'm not a britney fan, but she did do quite a bit after katrina...
oh god! She makes me give up my will to live,twat should come with a compulsory gagging order and that includes her shit singing as well as her retarded views
She must be kidding "I can't walk into a restaurant without people looking at me." Who the fuck cares?
There was some pic of Avril in junior high in a magazine, and trust me when I say this girl was one of the plainest, most awkward kids you'd ever seen. It's amazing what makeup can do.
Talent wise, she's overrated and this interview of hers makes her come off like a real arrogant bitch.
How I wish I could choke this rodent-faced midget to death. She is so dumb , she is basically inviting more people to hate her. Hey Advil, I'm not the one married to an ugly husband. You are the loser, not me.
"I am a very giving person. When the hurricane thing happened, I went to my closet, filled six boxes of stuff and said to my assistant, 'Take it to Katrina!' I also like to give stuff to people who are my 'workers,' especially if they don't make much money."
I think I'll never buy another Avril Lavigne record after reading this. Oh wait, I never have bought an Avril Lavigne record. Phew.
She has sold 24 million records, and she donated six boxes of used pseudo-punk clothes? Other celebrities opened their wallets and gave very generously for that "hurricane thing." A million dollars would have been generous. Six boxes of crap is pathetic.
And I agree with the comment above. You give stuff to your workers who don't make much money? How about pay them more money, moron?
I'd still fuck her. But she's so annoying, I would definately wait until she wasn't expecting it and surprise her with a little game "Balls Deep / No Lube" in her naughty hole.
Avril should have kept her mouth shut. She was one of those "artists" I didn't hate because I didn't listen to her music and didn't see her much on T.V. Every time she makes a media appearance she puts on display how stupid, arrogant, and generally cluelesss she is about life. She's no better than Britney or the rest of them.
I LOVED how she admitted her image was completly fake and made up just to attract attention ... oh yeah ... hardcore punk ...
I think she's hot, and she can sing well, and play guitar and piano decently. But her new album sucks lots of ass, and her on again/off again "punk" image is annoying. She needs to just be herself... if she likes dressing this way, then stick with it. If she doesn't, give it up already.
Thank you, 08:00, Les Canadiens put the Rock(et) in Hockey, baby.
She is arrogant, isn't she? It's the "I'm better than you but I'm going to pretend that I'm not better than you so you think that I'm not thinking I'm better than you" thing. While I applaud her "donation" to Katrina I have to point out that I just gave six full-size garbage bags of clothing to the Goodwill today. Plus three boxes of old glassware. And, to further add to my point, I make a note of clearing out my closets about four times a year. All goes to the Goodwill or the local womens' shelter. So Avril, six boxes for Katrina? Wow, you really made a dent.
And thank you, Specified, for making sure the rest of the world knows she's Ontarian. I'm Ontarian...and as I've already said you can all feel free to take out your unrequited frustrations over Avril's millions on me.
First of all Canadians hate her too. She doesn't play any instruments and "her" band was assigned to her by her label. She is as manufactured as the Spice girls or any boy band out there.
She steals her songs and if you have ever seen an interview with her she is too "like" dumb to "like" write a song much less tie her shoes, "like" omg. (yes, she sounds and acts like a dumb 12 year old Valley girl).
Second of all for the Americans who took this as an opportunity to attack Canada do we need to point out your endless supply of Celebutards that do YOUR country proud? Should the world compare the USA to the actions of Ms Britney Spears or similar twats?
Get an education Advil..yes Advil. I hate this stuckup Cunt. She really thinks she is God's gift to the world when she is really more like the plague! And next time you brag about your donations try actually giving money. I gave more to my local Salvation Army 2 months ago. Much more. PS- your "punk" music SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!
Hiya, I was never a fan of you or your music until I saw your latest video ,that "Hey you, boyfriend song" ( find out real name) . I used to think you were one of those annoying punk chicks who tried to be "different" and thumbed her nose at conventional society. The kind of girl who I make fun of at my high school for dressing strangely and dying their hair weird colors. I now realize that you are really cool. The way you make fun of that total nerd girl in your video? Her clothes were sooooooo lame. And those GLASSES! I love it!! My only complaint about the video is that you didn't go far enough with the violence towards this dorkI Yeah, the toilet tipping prank was pretty great. She got covered in that fat guy's crap! I understand you have to keep it PG and all, but, between you and me, you shoulda cut that bitch's TITS off. Maybe an anal rape? I also loved the way that you had such a great attitude. Like you KNEW you were the shiat! You were the hot one, and she was a loser. I bet you didn't even think her boyfriend was that hot, you just wanted to see if you could steal him and CRUSH her. Awesome!!!!! Thanks for being such an inspirational strong female roll model to me and my friends! You Cunt, A female teenage fan
What's worse? That she thinks it's okay to brag about her most-likely-fake "charitable" actions during an interview, or that she couldn't make up a better story than donating six bags of used clothing? I mean, is that what she thinks is an amazing charitable act? At least pretend that you sent some cash anonymously, idiot.
{quote}I have a look that girls want to copy, and I sound a particular way{quote}
She has the most h-o-r-r-i-b-l-e stage presence, its like she can't even be bothered performing. Someone should bring a puck to her show and throw at her as hard as they can.....maybe it would knock some sense into her "Wonder-bread" punk a$$. Fraud!
Yeah, when my home floats away and most of my neighbors drown, nothing cheers me up more than junk scraped off the bottom of the closet of a self-righteous little brat. Thanks Avril.
I wish someone would hock a loogie on her self-righteous face. For someone who doesn't care about what anyone thinks of her, why would she be bothered by people staring at her? And let's not forget that she is just oozong with so much originality that she has other people steal someone else' crappy music for her.
she sounds insane...like really really out of touch with reality. and her 'music' is bloody dreadful. i'm not even going to the 'punk' thing, to mention she and it as being in any way related is a fucking travesty...
she is a little nuts because all she needs is a good fuck in the ass and she will be fine thats all hey avril ask that dogface boy you merried for anal
As a canadian, I must defend my people. But you can slag Avril Lavigne as much as you want because she's a f***ing loser. She never finished highschool, so maybe that explains why she's so f***ing stupid.
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Leave Your Comment"I am a very giving person. When the hurricane thing happened, I went to my closet, filled six boxes of stuff and said to my assistant, 'Take it to Katrina!' I also like to give stuff to people who are my 'workers,' especially if they don't make much money."
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Here's a revolutionary idea...PAY your 'workers' more money. I did say 'revolutionary'.....
I'm sure the average 'worker' would gladly opt for a pay raise over a bag of non-organic doughnuts or well-worn pajamas.
By joejoe, on September 7, 2007 10:34:06
Tough? If she took on Clarkson, Kelly would eat her lunch. Or, more likely, for lunch.
By anonymous, on September 7, 2007 10:34:08
WTF ever. She is like a walking cartoon character.
Molly Shannon could totally do this twat as a character skit on 'SNL'.
By Jane, on September 7, 2007 10:40:20
Everything that's wrong with music? Try everything that is wrong with society today. "Hurrican thing"? She is the exemplification of a narcissistic, delusional, arrogant twit and yet somehow she thiknks she is better than those other twits (Britney, Lindsay, Paris).
By anonymous, on September 7, 2007 10:44:54
Avril is to PUNK as Hitler was to HUMANITARIAN.
What a self-important, mediocre slag!
By Rick Sparks, on September 7, 2007 10:47:30
But... but... but... she's punk. Sidenote: hilarious watching American Hardcore documentary last night about the 80's hardcore/punk scene and hearing these old school punk guys tear these young MTV scrubs a new asshole. I chuckled and thought of Avril and her "punk" hubby.
By anonymous, on September 7, 2007 10:48:11
Jesus, she is so fucking stupid.
Just a rotten little Canadian skank. Avril: please die.
By anonymous, on September 7, 2007 10:48:58
I guess I don't understand, from what I read, there wasn't anything wrong with what she said. The fact that she said "The hurricane thing" is a little ditzy, but donated 6 boxes of stuff to charity, I'm sure a lot of stars didn't do that. I lot of her other comments were very nice too...
By justin, on September 7, 2007 11:11:20
I can see them opening the boxes of stuff from Avril ... "Hey, Jim, what do you want to do with all these Grrrl Power t-shirts and skinny ties.
The clueless troll f*cker probably though Katrina was an actual person.
By anonymous, on September 7, 2007 11:13:37
Not a big fan, but she's kinda yummy. Wonder if she has a "mohawk" or if she shaves it clean?
BDM
By Big Dick Magee, on September 7, 2007 11:26:56
Who is this cunt again?
By anonymous, on September 7, 2007 11:30:38
I hate this ugly snaggletooth cunt and her little talentless troll husband.
By anonymous, on September 7, 2007 11:31:58
Yeah I'm sure the Katrina victims are really happy with their size "XS" Sum 41 t-shirts and size 4 1/2 tennis shoes.
By anonymous, on September 7, 2007 11:34:36
I want to lock this bitch in a room and make her watch "Schindler's List" over and over again until she understand how useless she is in this dark world we live in.
By TheBig28, on September 7, 2007 11:39:18
Hmmm...Given the choice btwn Avril and Britney...Avril and Jessica Simpson...Avril and Lohan...Thanks, but I'd say that Avril is far and away the better role model and musician. How can she be everything thats wrong with music when you have such stellar individuals like Britney around? I'd like to know what any of them did for Katrina...or anyone but themselves for that matter.
By Twisted_Imp, on September 7, 2007 11:44:48
If it weren't for the fact that she's a moaner in bed - I like me a moaner - I'da dumped her years ago. That Hayden Pantie chick is way hotter, but she's a squealer from what I hear
By anonymous, on September 7, 2007 12:03:34
Hmmm, I didn't sell 24 million albums and sent more than 6 boxes to Katrina victims. I guess I'll have to trim down my generosity next time to be more in-line with this awesome role model.
By anonymous, on September 7, 2007 12:08:06
I usually agree with you guys, but not this time. I dont like her music and I dont think she is punk. but i think she comes off more confident than arrogant. Seriously I am sick as fuck of supposed punk people talking about what is punk and what is not. If she sells a bunch of records what the fuck do I care. I realized a long time ago that people as a group are fucking retarded. So there is no point going around worrying about the state of society based on pop fucking music. Punk is fucking gay anyway hey lets all wear black t shirts and spiked belts and hang out with stupid tattooed fat chicks. Actually all of my friends are punk rock kids and I love them but i still think they are just as image oriented as any one else.
By adam, on September 7, 2007 12:14:20
I'd like to make reference of the geniuses of South Park.... "BLAME CANADA!"
By anonymous, on September 7, 2007 12:21:08
I was reading Q magazine during my lunchbreak and nearly choked!! What a ridiculous sense of self-importance this girl who happened to GET LUCKY has. She also does not seem to have any redeeming features. Your fifteen minutes are up you little twerp - now get lost.
By Sam, on September 7, 2007 12:22:29
she's just trying to piss people off so the media will talk about her sorry fugly ass. She's not as popular as she thinks she is. . . If she sells so many albums I can only assume they are being purchased by deaf people who don't like originality at all.
By better ears than avril , on September 7, 2007 13:08:37
Who is this twat? 24 million albums? Maybe I've been living under a rock, but I'm a regular celeblog reader and I watch TV and read magazines. The only place I've ever seen this chick besides here is on perezhilton.com with him saying what a dumb bitch she is...from this interview, I'd agree.
By anonymous, on September 7, 2007 13:49:01
Av, you ain't shit until you suck my cock...or at least someone's cock...on video. Until then, shut the hell up!
By skankbuster, on September 7, 2007 13:59:18
She is a no-talent, punk wanna-be moron. And she's super-fug.
By anonymous, on September 7, 2007 14:17:55
Punk? The only thing punk about her is that she is a punk ass bitch.
By anonymous, on September 7, 2007 14:32:45
I can't believe this is for real, it reads like genius satire.
'Misseeez Lavigne, my little pablo he so sick misseeez Lavigne. He need operation we can't afford for him.'
'Aaaaw, cheer up Maria. Here, here's a whole box of skull and crossbone skinny T shirts and short pants for the little tyke.'
'But Misseeez Lavigne ...'
'No, no, no thanks. Oh God why did you make me so nice ?'
By That guy who shot your father and your brother., on September 7, 2007 14:43:43
Hey, um. I have those shoes :
By anonymous, on September 7, 2007 15:01:06
punk or not...those were the stupidest comments I've ever read. She is very egotistical and she's basically an immature 22 yr old self righteous bitch. It disgusts me
By anonymous, on September 7, 2007 15:04:11
someone needs to kick this stupid bitch in the head!
By anonymous, on September 7, 2007 15:17:14
Hmmm...Given the choice btwn Avril and Britney...Avril and Jessica Simpson...Avril and Lohan...Thanks, but I'd say that Avril is far and away the better role model and musician. How can she be everything thats wrong with music when you have such stellar individuals like Britney around? I'd like to know what any of them did for Katrina...or anyone but themselves for that matter.
By Twisted_Imp, on September 7, 2007 11:44:48
eh, i'm not a britney fan, but she did do quite a bit after katrina...
By anonymous, on September 7, 2007 15:30:31
Please don't blame Canada. This stupid cunt doesn't represent the majority of us!
By anonymous, on September 7, 2007 16:02:19
oh god! She makes me give up my will to live,twat should come with a compulsory gagging order and that includes her shit singing as well as her retarded views
By anonymous, on September 7, 2007 16:17:00
one word: overrated
actually 3 more words: conceited arrogant bitch
By anonymous, on September 7, 2007 16:36:23
What a complete disgrace to Canada. Jesus.
By Marcela, on September 7, 2007 16:50:32
"eh, i'm not a britney fan, but she did do quite a bit after katrina..."
Britney caused the disaster by jumping into the ocean. Helping repair the damage was the least she could do.
By That guy again, on September 7, 2007 17:07:22
BLAME CANADA!!!
Come on, go for it. I'm Canadian, I'll take the rap. I'm in the mood for a good spanking. Or ten.
By Vigilante, on September 7, 2007 17:14:36
FUCK YOU VERY MUCH AVRIL YOU MISERABLE PIECE OF SHIT!!!
By the hulk, on September 7, 2007 17:16:44
Of course she's a self-obsessed twat: she's of French origin.
By JAC, on September 7, 2007 17:30:58
um, has she SEEN her husband lately? she seems to be confused as to who the real loser is here.
By anonymous, on September 7, 2007 17:37:31
I'd still plow her hard.
By anonymous, on September 7, 2007 17:45:47
She's fucking weird.
By anonymous, on September 7, 2007 18:04:28
She must be kidding "I can't walk into a restaurant without people looking at me." Who the fuck cares?
There was some pic of Avril in junior high in a magazine, and trust me when I say this girl was one of the plainest, most awkward kids you'd ever seen. It's amazing what makeup can do.
Talent wise, she's overrated and this interview of hers makes her come off like a real arrogant bitch.
By anonymous, on September 7, 2007 18:14:47
calling her a bitch would be an insult to my dog
By anonymous, on September 7, 2007 18:35:39
I'm so ashamed she is Canadian . . .
By anonymous, on September 7, 2007 18:42:12
My favorite quote--
"And anyway if you do hate me, you're the loser, not me"
Golly gee, Avril, I guess I'm a loser because I hate you. Oh well. Life goes on!
By kelly clarkson's poop chute, on September 7, 2007 19:04:15
Ok guys she needs to be F***.... so stand aside I am going in. It's for her own good!
By gmrjr59, on September 7, 2007 19:40:28
i really hope her tongue was in cheek here. it almost sounds too obnoxious to NOT be a little joke she's playing on everyone.
By anonymous, on September 7, 2007 20:03:17
How I wish I could choke this rodent-faced midget to death. She is so dumb , she is basically inviting more people to hate her. Hey Advil, I'm not the one married to an ugly husband. You are the loser, not me.
By dm, on September 7, 2007 21:57:55
I don't hate YOU, Avril, I hate what you're doing: using up valuable air, food, water, and eyeliner that someone, perhaps Katrina victims, could use.
And with that, I echo all the comments that request you please shut the f* up and die. Thank you.
By Hey Cupcake, on September 7, 2007 22:21:20
She's an idiot but she grew up nicely.I'd do her.
By anonymous, on September 7, 2007 23:30:01
Yeah, like I doubt the Katrina victims wanted a box of ties, eyeshadow, black nailpolish and little wristbands.
Maybe if she sent her husband, Cha-ka, with some water and coconuts ...
By anonymous, on September 8, 2007 01:18:59
"I am a very giving person. When the hurricane thing happened, I went to my closet, filled six boxes of stuff and said to my assistant, 'Take it to Katrina!' I also like to give stuff to people who are my 'workers,' especially if they don't make much money."
My god.
By anonymous, on September 8, 2007 02:15:11
I think I'll never buy another Avril Lavigne record after reading this. Oh wait, I never have bought an Avril Lavigne record. Phew.
She has sold 24 million records, and she donated six boxes of used pseudo-punk clothes? Other celebrities opened their wallets and gave very generously for that "hurricane thing." A million dollars would have been generous. Six boxes of crap is pathetic.
And I agree with the comment above. You give stuff to your workers who don't make much money? How about pay them more money, moron?
I was indifferent to her before. NOW, I hate her.
By anonymous, on September 8, 2007 04:18:47
I'd still fuck her. But she's so annoying, I would definately wait until she wasn't expecting it and surprise her with a little game "Balls Deep / No Lube" in her naughty hole.
By anonymous, on September 8, 2007 05:48:55
She hates poor people, I think.
....but I love the song "I'm with you"...so speaking for poor people, we sorta forgive her.
I listen to it when I'm high...uh...on life.
I worship FLOON the party god. He hates her, though, because he claims she is a non-partying fuck.
I and my God have agreed to dissagree on this matter.
By shannon2, on September 8, 2007 06:53:00
Vigilante: Go Canadians!
Avril should have kept her mouth shut. She was one of those "artists" I didn't hate because I didn't listen to her music and didn't see her much on T.V. Every time she makes a media appearance she puts on display how stupid, arrogant, and generally cluelesss she is about life. She's no better than Britney or the rest of them.
I LOVED how she admitted her image was completly fake and made up just to attract attention ... oh yeah ... hardcore punk ...
By anonymous, on September 8, 2007 08:00:00
I'd prefer you call her an Ontarian. The rest of Canada wants nothing to do with this horse's ass.
By specified, on September 8, 2007 08:23:23
I think she's hot, and she can sing well, and play guitar and piano decently. But her new album sucks lots of ass, and her on again/off again "punk" image is annoying. She needs to just be herself... if she likes dressing this way, then stick with it. If she doesn't, give it up already.
By anonymous, on September 8, 2007 11:08:06
Unfortunately, because of her tight white ass, I cannot kill her till next week. This weekend it is all about the anal.
By anonymous, on September 8, 2007 13:25:05
Thank you, 08:00, Les Canadiens put the Rock(et) in Hockey, baby.
She is arrogant, isn't she? It's the "I'm better than you but I'm going to pretend that I'm not better than you so you think that I'm not thinking I'm better than you" thing. While I applaud her "donation" to Katrina I have to point out that I just gave six full-size garbage bags of clothing to the Goodwill today. Plus three boxes of old glassware. And, to further add to my point, I make a note of clearing out my closets about four times a year. All goes to the Goodwill or the local womens' shelter. So Avril, six boxes for Katrina? Wow, you really made a dent.
And thank you, Specified, for making sure the rest of the world knows she's Ontarian. I'm Ontarian...and as I've already said you can all feel free to take out your unrequited frustrations over Avril's millions on me.
Let the spankings begin.
By Vigilante, on September 8, 2007 15:58:04
She's at 14:59 on the fame clock.
One good song and that's it....
By anonymous, on September 8, 2007 18:24:13
Hey fucksticks, whatever you think of her don't blame it on Canada!!
By anonymous, on September 8, 2007 18:43:01
That's not fair 8:23 .. I lived in Ontario for 10 years and we don't want to claim her either ... can't we give her to someone else? Like Alberta?
By anonymous, on September 8, 2007 19:04:55
Avril has the most fucking annoying voice. I want to kill myself everytime I hear her. Punk? Her songs are more like those you sing in preschool.
By anonymous, on September 8, 2007 19:10:59
"She's everything that's wrong with music, but somehow thinks she's John Lennon."
Never a sentence in this site sounded smarter and filled with many different truths.
She's a nothing with an occasional pretty face.
By anonymous, on September 8, 2007 20:48:32
...but she is still pretty damn hot.
By Sugreev2001, on September 9, 2007 06:09:14
She's not a complete loser, given how many albums she sells and how many teenagers wank at her.
By olextraplus, on September 9, 2007 07:53:49
First of all Canadians hate her too. She doesn't play any instruments and "her" band was assigned to her by her label. She is as manufactured as the Spice girls or any boy band out there.
She steals her songs and if you have ever seen an interview with her she is too "like" dumb to "like" write a song much less tie her shoes, "like" omg. (yes, she sounds and acts like a dumb 12 year old Valley girl).
Second of all for the Americans who took this as an opportunity to attack Canada do we need to point out your endless supply of Celebutards that do YOUR country proud? Should the world compare the USA to the actions of Ms Britney Spears or similar twats?
By anonymous, on September 9, 2007 08:27:25
YES, give her to the Albertans.
There needs to be a downside to all of that oil money in Alberta, right??....
By joejoe, on September 9, 2007 09:18:40
Get an education Advil..yes Advil. I hate this stuckup Cunt. She really thinks she is God's gift to the world when she is really more like the plague! And next time you brag about your donations try actually giving money. I gave more to my local Salvation Army 2 months ago. Much more.
PS- your "punk" music SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!
By Redhead1969, on September 9, 2007 10:20:04
Hiya,
I was never a fan of you or your music until I saw your latest video ,that "Hey you, boyfriend song"
( find out real name) .
I used to think you were one of those annoying punk chicks who tried to be "different" and thumbed her nose at conventional society. The kind of girl who I make fun of at my high school for dressing strangely and dying their hair weird colors. I now realize that you are really cool. The way you make fun of that total nerd girl in your video? Her clothes were sooooooo lame. And those GLASSES! I love it!!
My only complaint about the video is that you didn't go far enough with the violence towards this dorkI Yeah, the toilet tipping prank was pretty great. She got covered in that fat guy's crap! I understand you have to keep it PG and all, but, between you and me, you shoulda cut that bitch's TITS off. Maybe an anal rape?
I also loved the way that you had such a great attitude. Like you KNEW you were the shiat! You were the hot one, and she was a loser. I bet you didn't even think her boyfriend was that hot, you just wanted to see if you could steal him and CRUSH her. Awesome!!!!!
Thanks for being such an inspirational strong female roll model to me and my friends!
You Cunt,
A female teenage fan
By anonymous, on September 9, 2007 11:11:04
Give Avril a break, her husband is apparently hung like a squirrel.
By anonymous, on September 9, 2007 11:11:56
Kill it before it breeds with that chipmunk it married.
By Dr. Spock, on September 9, 2007 14:38:24
What's worse? That she thinks it's okay to brag about her most-likely-fake "charitable" actions during an interview, or that she couldn't make up a better story than donating six bags of used clothing? I mean, is that what she thinks is an amazing charitable act? At least pretend that you sent some cash anonymously, idiot.
By Kimberly, on September 9, 2007 15:21:26
{quote}I have a look that girls want to copy, and I sound a particular way{quote}
She has the most h-o-r-r-i-b-l-e stage presence, its like she can't even be bothered performing. Someone should bring a puck to her show and throw at her as hard as they can.....maybe it would knock some sense into her "Wonder-bread" punk a$$. Fraud!
By anonymous, on September 9, 2007 19:37:11
I agree JoeJoe. Alberta get's Avril.
By anonymous, on September 9, 2007 19:42:52
Katrina's "thing"???
God even Paris has more brains than she does.
By anonymous, on September 9, 2007 20:57:54
Yeah, when my home floats away and most of my neighbors drown, nothing cheers me up more than junk scraped off the bottom of the closet of a self-righteous little brat. Thanks Avril.
By Kacky, on September 10, 2007 09:18:42
she stole my song. i mean thong. and put it in her boxes full of hot topic dreck.
By me, on September 10, 2007 14:04:14
I wish someone would hock a loogie on her self-righteous face. For someone who doesn't care about what anyone thinks of her, why would she be bothered by people staring at her? And let's not forget that she is just oozong with so much originality that she has other people steal someone else' crappy music for her.
By brandy, on September 10, 2007 15:47:00
she sounds insane...like really really out of touch with reality. and her 'music' is bloody dreadful. i'm not even going to the 'punk' thing, to mention she and it as being in any way related is a fucking travesty...
By ferny, on September 10, 2007 18:34:06
she is a little nuts because all she needs is a good fuck in the ass and she will be fine thats all hey avril ask that dogface boy you merried for anal
By anonymous, on September 11, 2007 01:31:13
That's not fair 8:23 .. I lived in Ontario for 10 years and we don't want to claim her either ... can't we give her to someone else? Like Alberta?
We're already trying to forget Nickelback. Pass her along to Manitoba or something.
By anonymous, on September 11, 2007 01:42:40
Thanks, Avril. I guess we're all losers now.
By Quine, on September 11, 2007 04:47:59
Your A Loser xD
By anonymous, on September 23, 2007 08:01:34
As a canadian, I must defend my people. But you can slag Avril Lavigne as much as you want because she's a f***ing loser. She never finished highschool, so maybe that explains why she's so f***ing stupid.
By bitch-hater, on October 23, 2007 15:55:22
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