IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com: Britney Spears is Officially a Degenerate

Britney Spears is Officially a Degenerate

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It keeps getting funnier.
Er, I mean, leave Brit alone, you HATERS!

By catman, on September 18, 2007 17:26:36
Wow. She's screwed. No sauce 12 hours before the kiddies arrive? That's sure to make her want to lose custody. What freaking pieces of crap.

By anonymous, on September 18, 2007 17:27:04
FINALLY!

By anonymous, on September 18, 2007 17:27:28
This means she has to go at least a week without using any drugs or drinking each time she has custody. She's fucked.

By anonymous, on September 18, 2007 17:48:29
DIAF Britney!!

By anonymous, on September 18, 2007 18:09:32
In the car photo, she looks just like Tammy Faye Baker.

By anonymous, on September 18, 2007 18:13:08
Like i said, britney spears is totally, completely hopelessly fucked.
oh well.....

By anonymous, on September 18, 2007 18:24:53
A fat skank, at that.

By bucdaddy, on September 18, 2007 18:35:40
hey, don't insult Tammy Faye that way; may she rest in peace

By anonymous, on September 18, 2007 18:40:30
Don't worry Brit fans she will buy her way thru this, she will have her drugs and kids too, thats what fame does for you.

By anonymous, on September 18, 2007 18:53:12
hey, brit,, good luck with that,, i give you 2 days that might be a little to nice on my part,,,

YOU are FUCKED,, Good luck,, ahhh ahhh

By burntfinger, on September 18, 2007 19:03:06
No talent. Cow. Piece of meat. Has-been.

By Ken Mehlman, on September 18, 2007 19:05:02
karma is just...awesome.

By anonymous, on September 18, 2007 19:28:19
There is no better birth control than seeing what Britney looks like after 2 children.

By anonymous, on September 18, 2007 19:55:52
OINK OINK OINK MOO MOOO MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

By anonymous, on September 18, 2007 19:57:54
She is tubby, can't someone tell her that she's NOT sexy cause she really needs to know.

Oh, and just O.D. already and get it over with it. This shit is going on too long.

By anonymous, on September 18, 2007 20:05:48
LOL at "dumb ass Britney"..

By kimbergirl, on September 18, 2007 20:40:12
I'm one who thought all the "fat" talk after the VMA's was undeserved, but damn...she looks like a whale in these overhead shots.

By Patrick, on September 18, 2007 20:53:18
Right about now Britney's going through her garbage licking out the caps of empty cough syrup bottles. She should just sell those kids. Maybe to Madonna, or Brangelina. Or put them up on Craigslist.

By David D., on September 18, 2007 21:08:10
LOL at David D.

Good one.

By anonymous, on September 18, 2007 21:14:49
WTF?? Who walks around their backyard in that crap knowing their picture is going to get taken? She has no clue of how deep she is digging her hole. No one is going to be able to save her if she doesn't wake the eff up soon.

By Jen-A, on September 18, 2007 21:18:12
Man, I bet they both wish they'd never sicked the courts on themselves. Who goes their whole lives not having a beer in front of their kids? Most of America knocks back a drink and they can raise their kids without interference from the courts.

By Miwanna, on September 18, 2007 21:45:52
Caution: Wide Load

By anonymous, on September 18, 2007 22:13:26
That picture of her looking like she is about to heave- it is as though she caught a glimpse of herself in the rear view mirror, her life flashed before her eyes and she realized how totally fucked she is.
Wow, either Im softening up in my old age or not feeling well, but I feel sorry for this bitch. Not only is she ugly, but she cant sing and her career is DOA. Yeah, i'd be sick too sweetie.

By anonymous, on September 18, 2007 22:46:04
Must I state the obvious? The whore is fat because she's knocked up again! Look at the belly folks and the size of the boobs. Urgh, she makes me sick. Someone needs to tie her tubes.

By Simon Cowell, on September 18, 2007 22:49:55
She's not pregnant, she's just out of shape and not "sucking it in".

By anonymous, on September 18, 2007 22:51:32
Someone needs to let her know that wearing bras and panties from before you pushed two mistakes into the world, and decided KFC was the top of the 'healthy eating pyramid', is so not okay.

By anonymous, on September 18, 2007 23:13:40
She doesn't look fat!!! She just looks...umm...swollen...or something. Yeah!

By Single-celled Britney Fan, on September 18, 2007 23:20:33
She's back to the greasy looking black dye job on her weave again. Gorgeous.

/sarcasm

By i hate britney's hair, on September 18, 2007 23:22:28
ewww... getting fatter and fatter...

By anonymous, on September 18, 2007 23:45:58
FUCK ALL THAT SHIT JUST TAKE AWAY THOSE TWO CUTE MISTAKES AWAY FROM SHITNEY ,SHE CAN'T TAKE CARE OF THEM NEITHER CAN K-SHIT

By anonymous, on September 18, 2007 23:53:57
She looks like a retard with those glasses. At least she's fucking wearing pants thank God.

By anonymous, on September 19, 2007 03:35:05
Ughhh, her lack of judgement floors me! She knows paps are watching, and she's having custody hearings and she walks around like this? It looks like she's doing double time at In -n- Out & Taco bell...or maybe she's preggers, like simon cowell said above. She definately looks worse since the VMA's...

By anonymous, on September 19, 2007 05:41:32
I wish I was that ice cream bar.

By J-Bird, on September 19, 2007 05:46:25
If she was living in the trailer park where she belongs, she'd be knocked up again for sure.

By anonymous, on September 19, 2007 06:16:46
How could anyone be so stupid? I really didn't think it was possible, but the beautiful and talented Britney Spears has proven me wrong...

By anonymous, on September 19, 2007 06:26:32
She's wearing glasses? Does she think that they make her look "smarter?"

By anonymous, on September 19, 2007 06:30:03
That's right, Brit...just keep on eating Haagen-Dasz, KFC, and all that other crap you ingest! It obviously doesn't effect your figure at all...

By anonymous, on September 19, 2007 06:34:33
I'd like to repeat my request that this photo of Britney replace Angelina's lips on the top of your site, it's the best photo EVER!
If the judge says Britney has a drug/booze problem, why keep the custody at 50/50? Why not at least temporarily give KFed primary custody?
Oh, and did Britney gain 30 pounds in a week?

By anonymous, on September 19, 2007 06:35:51
i dont understand why she wants those kids. it's not like she gives a fuck about them anyway. i just dont get it.

perhaps, she's trying to save some cash. you know, k-fed gets the kids = she gotta pay.

By anonymous, on September 19, 2007 07:34:18
Is it possible she's gained 10 lbs since the VMA's? She looks way bigger. For someone so horrified about how she looked after her performance, she seems to have gotten over it.

Isn't that the same underwear/bra set she wore when she ran into the ocean?

By anonymous, on September 19, 2007 07:45:09
There's no way she can get off the booze or drugs, she can't deal with life without them. She's truly fucked.

By Shammy, on September 19, 2007 07:54:40
That 12 hours is going to be the death of her. ANd speaking of statng the obvious, why didn't Fed-ex fight so hard for the custody of his other bastard kids? Ka-ching$$$ Britney, you were such a fool! I was never a Britney fan but I loathe and despise that K-Fag poser piece of shit on the sidewalk and it makes me puke to see him flashing all of her $. Sure, she's stupid but he doesn't deserve it.

By anonymous, on September 19, 2007 08:09:59
The front of those panties don't look right ... did she actually roll down the front part to expose MORE of herself?

By Not a hater, on September 19, 2007 08:17:43
"Why didn't Fed-ex fight so hard for the custody of his other bastard kids?" Maybe their mom isn't such a basket case.

By catman, on September 19, 2007 08:28:06
Is she completely retarded? She does one wrong thing after the other. There's no break from her. Her bodyguard tells the court she walks around naked, so what does she do? Parades around in her ill-fitting undies. And oh, she showed us her coochie again a few days ago too. Then the judge tells her no drinking and drugs, so what does she do? She goes to a club the very same night. Is she purposely trying to defy those who are trying to help her or is she just stupid?????

By anonymous, on September 19, 2007 08:40:30
You just know there's nobody else on that phone line.

By anonymous, on September 19, 2007 08:43:52
Mnnnn...Hagen Daas with a Red Bull chaser.

Nice nutritious lunch.

Doesn't surprise me at all that she would put soft drinks in her kids bottles.

So what did her mother used to feed her when she was being a little cash cow Mouskateer? I blame all of this on her mother, because she obviously never taught Britney a thing about self respect.

By anonymous, on September 19, 2007 08:48:17
i remember back in the day reading an interview with her where the interviewer said that she was eating tuna salad off of doritos and washing it down with reg. pepsi and marveling over her body--guess all that dancing paid off...now she still eats that way but sits on her fat ass

By anonymous, on September 19, 2007 09:00:33
Don't worry Brit fans she will buy her way thru this, she will have her drugs and kids too, thats what fame does for you.

By anonymous, on September 18, 2007 18:53:12

No, she is going to lose custody.

By anonymous, on September 19, 2007 09:11:13
Right about now Britney's going through her garbage licking out the caps of empty cough syrup bottles. She should just sell those kids. Maybe to Madonna, or Brangelina. Or put them up on Craigslist.

By David D., on September 18, 2007 21:08:10

Angelina is better. Madonna is just as crazy as Britney.

By anonymous, on September 19, 2007 09:13:25
Wednesday's children. That's what they should do..put them on Wednesday's child!

By anonymous, on September 19, 2007 09:46:20
Haagen-Dazs and Red Bull and the other day it was In-n-Out Burger and Wendy's. Not wonder she has such a stunning and svelte figure.

By anonymous, on September 19, 2007 09:49:21
i agree with catman. shar isn't batshit crazy like britney that's why he's fight custody of spf and jj. the dirty bitch gets her picture everyday last week but did we see her with her boys on their birthday? of course not. kevin needs to have those boys.

By Niecy, on September 19, 2007 09:55:30
Are you sure that's Britney or that Chris Crocker thing that was cryin over her on you tube? They look like one in the same.

By Lisa G., on September 19, 2007 09:58:39
God she looks a like a complete retard with that food coming out of her mouth. I surprised she didn't crawl around the store screaming 'feces' and scatching her chest.

By anonymous, on September 19, 2007 10:12:40
I don't get why everybody's wiggin' out over the "no drugs no alcohol" thing. When has Britney ever been solely responsible for the health and welfare of her kids?

Isn't that the nanny's job? Because that's how her lawyer (ie: whoever lands their ass in the chair first when the music stops) will break it down. She can booze it up as much as she wants, just as long as there's a responsible adult (or what they'll call a "registered child care professional") present the 12 hour rule don't mean diddly skitters.

By Vigilante, on September 19, 2007 10:19:02
Like someone else said - it would appear she's gained about 20 pounds since the VMA's. What the hell? She's clearly comfort eating and doesn't mind showing the world the results. I just cannot fathom why she refuses to fucking cover herself up and behave with a little dignity. I can only assume that the drink and the drugs have completely destroyed here solitary brain cell.

By Sam, on September 19, 2007 11:11:32
Ok here's the thing that baffles my mind....why is it that she only wears panties when she has NO CLOTHES on? Doesn't she know panties are supposed to go UNDER your clothes? What an effing retard.

By Britney is too stupid to live, on September 19, 2007 11:17:36
I think these pics are fucked. How did she go fromthe dark hair fattiness yesterday to the blonde hair less fattiness today?

And no, Britney, I don't want you to take it off and prove your still just as fat.

By YoucancallmeAl, on September 19, 2007 11:19:08
There, there Britney. Why don't you dump those kids with Kev full time then come live with me? You can run around naked, drunk, high, tripping, rolling, jonesing, tweaking, and covered in applesauce 24/7. I won't tell anyone...

By letmehearyasaysukkit, on September 19, 2007 12:31:29
I see those Haagen-Dazs ice cream bars all the time and I would love to eat one, but I refrain since there's about 25 grams of fat in each one. Not to mention the sugar in that Red Bull (I don't think it's a Diet Red Bull). Gross.

By anonymous, on September 19, 2007 12:50:51
Actually, Britney may be on anti-depressants and they do cause weight gain quickly sometimes. That is why I think she is somewhat chubby.

By Rozzy, on September 19, 2007 16:35:48
Actually, Britney may be on anti-depressants and they do cause weight gain quickly sometimes. That is why I think she is somewhat chubby.

By Rozzy, on September 19, 2007 16:35:58
Actually, Britney may be on anti-depressants and they do cause weight gain quickly sometimes. That is why I think she is somewhat chubby.

By Rozzy, on September 19, 2007 16:36:05
She's mess-ugly fat cow slag & she's psychotic for flaunting it.

By anonymous, on September 19, 2007 16:38:54
While I think Britney is a drug/alcohol addicted attention whore....I do feel a little bad for her. I mean...this is her own house. She should be allowed to walk around in cheap ugly underwear and a silly wig without the whole world to laugh at. Everyone deserves some amount of privacy. Even fat junkie talentless has-been attention whores

By anonymous, on September 19, 2007 20:46:13
That main page pic just made my day! Thanks!!

By anonymous, on September 19, 2007 23:21:43
she had black yesterday and blond as fck today, can tell she 's really worried...

By sgh, on September 20, 2007 03:59:17