That thing with he lips, it's about the funniest thing I've seen Sarah Silverman do.. So well, kudos to that..
People keep saying Britney was drunk/high/pilled-up whatever, but she did remember the choreography.. That'd be kinda hard with a buzz wouldn't you say? It just seemed like she was physically weak, aloof, and didn't really put any effort into it like she used to. I mean she used to end a song breathing like a track runner from all the dancing, and she just cant do it anymore. Her voice, the body, the fabricated talent, it's all gone... Her career as a performer is gone, it's over...
She should keep the hair on the vayjay...it would help cover up all the nasty baby stretching and saggy folds. Shaved snatches are for those who haven't given birth...this is about as sexy as looking at a wet paper bag.
Sarah Silverman would be alot funnier if she would just stop worrying about offending the celebs...why the fuck was she holding back? She should've ripped into Brit and Paris alot more...
Hahahaha! Love Sarah, love that she didn't hold back on either one of those twats. Meanwhile, is Parasite auditioning for a role in "Golden Girls"?? Nice hair, looks so Estelle Getty. LOL!
you know what sucked more than then the Britney performance is Silvermans act. she was not nearly as funny as she was when she did the Movie Awards.... she just kinds rambled
You just know that eventually they would put about 300 people on stage with Shitney to distract from her. She always was NOTHING and now she is even less than that.
Nothing is more ironic than being made fun of for flashing your hairless cunt in front of millions of people and the entire music industry only to turn around and do it again the same night. Britney takes stupidity to an entirely new level. p.s. Put on some fucking underwear you worthless slut.
Jesus Bungee Jumpin' Christ. The next time I'm in LA/Vegas I'm not sitting on anything. God knows what these trainwrecks are leaving behind on the upholstery.
Find me a picture of Sarah Silverman's beautiful hairy jew vagina and I may just forgive you for forcing my eyes to look at that fat bald retard hole.
By That guy who wants to dress as Hitler and fuck Sarah Silverman until she bleeds semen from every hairy hole in her beautiful body., on September 10, 2007 13:20:07
I will never understand how anyone could think that Sarah Silverman is funny. Her "edgy" comedy is far from funny. No one in the audience responded to her. She was as bad as Britney. Had Britney not bombed, the blogs would all be filled with how bad Silverman was. Silverman sucks.
People are actually trying to blame Sarah Silverman, saying that Britney was upset about the jokes Sarah was going to tell about her and her kids.
WTF! If anything, that should have given Britney even more incentive to do a kick-ass performance. Some of the jokes wouldn't have worked so well if Britney's performance didn't suck so bad. But of course Sarah (and everyone else) was able to count on the fact that Britney would bomb.
I'd like those same people to come up with an excuse for why Britney forgot her underwear again. They will probably say she misunderstood Sarah's joke about her vagina to be a compliment or something. lol.
People are saying Britney sucked because of her broken boot heel. Or because she was upset by the jokes. But personally, I think it was the invisible oompa-loompas on the stage. They really made her screw up. What's that? Of course you didn't see them -- they were invisible!
There is another rumour also; that her set was "ditched" by MTV and the Palms when they found out what she and Chris Angel "planned" to do (smoke and mirrors), because of "insurance reasons".
PLEASE. Vegas has magic acts with smoke and mirrors and fucking TIGERS every night, what a bogus, lame-ass excuse.
Ok. Fine. For some reason you're punishing us. Please, just post the spread-beaver pics you have of Amy Winehouse and get it over with, so we can get back to the news. We're sorry for whatever we did.
Yeah, at this point, she's just doing it on purpose. Every gal's momma teaches them the proper way to exit & enter a vehicle while wearing a dress/skirt...I don't care how far back in the Bayou swamps she was raised
Damn it! I am sick of these teasers! Look honey, if you want us to see your twat, then show it to us! Spread your legs, and get a finger or 2 on it. Better yet, how about one of those rubber fist/forearms from Borat? Get busy, ho, and give us the goods...all day long.
in almost all the blogs people are calling her fat, retarded..."trainwreck" I'm not a fan, but I think that you should see her side, her emotional status... she needs to do psychotherapy...professional help it's very easy to hate and call names to people... she's problably on xanax,valium and/or on drugs wich explains the "inadequate behavior" - side effects -(not wearing underwear and miserable mtv performance...)
I dont get it...in the vma performance.. she had a french manicure and nails..yes prob acrylic.. but a few hours later she is back to stubby little nothings?? Were they Lee Press On's or what?
And why the hell not leave them on... they look better then her real nails..
One of her fake nails fell off during the performance (report and photo at perezhilton.com), so she probably peeled them all off afterward.
As for Silverstone... meh. I am an avid, mouth-foaming Shitney Smears hater, and even I found her jokes to be unfunny. She's on MTV for the same reasons Bill O'Reilly is still on FOX: she says outrageous, controversial things. Anyone can rip on Britney, and she didn't even do that great. The bloggers here should be on that stage instead.
I thought she was on Anna Nicole-type painkillers or muscle relaxers. She seemed very slooooooowwwww. But good news is that she made me feel like I look hot for being 6 months pregnant. Thanks, Clitney!
Sara S. lacked more class in 4 min than Brit does in the average week. C'mon. Get funny already and stop getting laughs off train wrecks. Completely lacking in class or talent if you ask me.
Somebody PLEASE get Britney some mental help. I can't stand to watch her self-destruction any longer!!! I'm serious people, how is it still considered ok to ridicule her? This is not humane. She belongs in a mental institution, not on stage for everyone to laugh at.
come on people!!! give britney some kudos. she's a fat drunk/junkie (trying to dance) on high heels. i'm surprised she could remember the steps and not fall on her ass! so, 25 kudos for britney --- you fuckin' rock!!!
as for silverman's joke ... free speech anyone? no, she did not make fun of the kids. the comments were aimed at the mother --- not the children.
Why do all you people feel bad for a celebrity who has all the time and resources and family support (which she's chosen to push away) to deal with her mental health issues?
If you want to show real EMPATHY go volunteer at a mental health community services outreach program. Stand side by side with your fellow American WITHOUT health insurance who can't get the services, medication and therapies they need to get well. Then cry about Britney.
HOW FAT ARE HER THIGHS THAT YOU CAN'T SEE HER PUSSY ALL THAT FAT IS HIDING THE PUSSY THATS WHY THE BITCH DOES NOT WEAR ANY PANTIES THE FAT OF HER THIGHS KEEPS HER PUSSY HIDEN
Seriously, it was like watching a dancing bear. She can always fall back on becoming a travelling freak show seeing as she's killed off the rest of her career. How many more cries for help before someone steps in and puts their foot down?
I didn't think Sarah Silverman was wrong in calling Britney's kids "mistakes" because it's true - they are mistakes. Can anyone honestly say that Britney and K-Fed actually planned and wanted to give birth and whole-heartedly raise those kids? I don't think so. It's tragic how it takes some comedian to throw the fact that how messed up your life has become in your face.
Sarah Silverman was the best part of the entire show. It's all dressed-up corporate schlockiness (especially their desperate Vegas party angle), her monologue made it all even more apparent. Her comment about 50 was hilarious too-
I still don't get why people think brit's vulva is gross? She's got pretty sizeably puffy outer labia, but at least some of us think those puffies are hot.
Sarah...hilarious. Oh, and Brit had 2 planned C-sections so she doesn't look like that due to having babies. That's just a rode-hard and worn-out va-jay jay.
God damnit, I hate me some Britney. I mean is it fucking DIFFICULT to put on panties? Christ, and even if you don't, is it fucking HARD to exit a vehicle without spreading your fucking legs? All I ever see is pictures of this bitch sitting spreadeagle with a cigarette in one hand and a drink in the other, wearing her stupid-ass panama hat and fug boots, she is the most disgusting, wallowing swine I've ever seen. WHO TOLD HER WE WANT TO SEE HER VAJ FLAPPING IN THE BREEZE EVERY FOUR TOP SIX WEEKS? YOU HAVE DONE AN EXTREME DISSERVICE TO HUMANITY, SIR!
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By anonymous, on September 10, 2007 12:18:29
Oh goodie. We get to argue the hair vs. bald vagina issue.
By anonymous, on September 10, 2007 12:24:52
She sucks so hard, her momma shoulda named her Hoover.
By Rick Sparks, on September 10, 2007 12:34:15
That thing with he lips, it's about the funniest thing I've seen Sarah Silverman do.. So well, kudos to that..
People keep saying Britney was drunk/high/pilled-up whatever, but she did remember the choreography.. That'd be kinda hard with a buzz wouldn't you say? It just seemed like she was physically weak, aloof, and didn't really put any effort into it like she used to. I mean she used to end a song breathing like a track runner from all the dancing, and she just cant do it anymore. Her voice, the body, the fabricated talent, it's all gone... Her career as a performer is gone, it's over...
By Bryan, on September 10, 2007 12:35:34
She should keep the hair on the vayjay...it would
help cover up all the nasty baby stretching and saggy folds. Shaved snatches are for those who haven't given birth...this is about as sexy as looking at a wet paper bag.
By anonymous, on September 10, 2007 12:36:49
That reminds me. I need to pick up Arby's on the way home.
By Jesus Only Thinks He's Kanye West, on September 10, 2007 12:37:08
Sarah Silverman would be alot funnier if she would just stop worrying about offending the celebs...why the fuck was she holding back? She should've ripped into Brit and Paris alot more...
By anonymous, on September 10, 2007 12:41:29
We should have seen the "hairless vagina" showcase coming, huh?
By T, on September 10, 2007 12:49:58
what kinda fucking slut walks around with no underwear on
crazy bitch
By whorebag, on September 10, 2007 12:53:00
i just threw up in my bottle of Smart Water.
By i don't like you in any way, on September 10, 2007 12:53:15
Silverman makes a living by being "edgy" but couldn't rip on that whore Paris any more than that?
Fucking pathetic.
By PSD, on September 10, 2007 12:54:48
Hahahaha! Love Sarah, love that she didn't hold back on either one of those twats. Meanwhile, is Parasite auditioning for a role in "Golden Girls"?? Nice hair, looks so Estelle Getty. LOL!
By Jane, on September 10, 2007 12:55:34
you know what sucked more than then the Britney performance is Silvermans act. she was not nearly as funny as she was when she did the Movie Awards.... she just kinds rambled
By virgo, on September 10, 2007 12:55:41
You just know that eventually they would put about 300 people on stage with Shitney to distract from her. She always was NOTHING and now she is even less than that.
By anonymous, on September 10, 2007 13:00:45
Icky!
By Hold me, I'm scared, on September 10, 2007 13:03:24
Nothing is more ironic than being made fun of for flashing your hairless cunt in front of millions of people and the entire music industry only to turn around and do it again the same night. Britney takes stupidity to an entirely new level. p.s. Put on some fucking underwear you worthless slut.
By anonymous, on September 10, 2007 13:07:27
Jesus Bungee Jumpin' Christ. The next time I'm in LA/Vegas I'm not sitting on anything. God knows what these trainwrecks are leaving behind on the upholstery.
By Vigilante, on September 10, 2007 13:11:49
Sarah Silvermen is so unfunny why do they keep her on MTV.
By anonymous, on September 10, 2007 13:13:05
Did anyone take notice that no one was laughing at Sarah Silvermen jokes last night.
By anonymous, on September 10, 2007 13:14:55
Her babies didn't leave her vagina--I saw her big ole c-section scar in one of her coochie shots. It was too gross!
By Miwanna, on September 10, 2007 13:16:46
Find me a picture of Sarah Silverman's beautiful hairy jew vagina and I may just forgive you for forcing my eyes to look at that fat bald retard hole.
By That guy who wants to dress as Hitler and fuck Sarah Silverman until she bleeds semen from every hairy hole in her beautiful body., on September 10, 2007 13:20:07
I will never understand how anyone could think that Sarah Silverman is funny. Her "edgy" comedy is far from funny. No one in the audience responded to her. She was as bad as Britney. Had Britney not bombed, the blogs would all be filled with how bad Silverman was. Silverman sucks.
By anonymous, on September 10, 2007 13:20:58
"Day old Chinese food"
No, that is what just came out of my mouth.
By Willis McGahee, on September 10, 2007 13:23:45
I guess it's one last flash for the road.
By anonymous, on September 10, 2007 13:24:37
I FUCKING LOVE SARAH SILVERMAN
By JAX, on September 10, 2007 13:30:16
People are actually trying to blame Sarah Silverman, saying that Britney was upset about the jokes Sarah was going to tell about her and her kids.
WTF! If anything, that should have given Britney even more incentive to do a kick-ass performance. Some of the jokes wouldn't have worked so well if Britney's performance didn't suck so bad. But of course Sarah (and everyone else) was able to count on the fact that Britney would bomb.
I'd like those same people to come up with an excuse for why Britney forgot her underwear again. They will probably say she misunderstood Sarah's joke about her vagina to be a compliment or something. lol.
By anonymous, on September 10, 2007 13:31:21
People are saying Britney sucked because of her broken boot heel. Or because she was upset by the jokes. But personally, I think it was the invisible oompa-loompas on the stage. They really made her screw up. What's that? Of course you didn't see them -- they were invisible!
By anonymous, on September 10, 2007 13:32:53
maybe I didn't get the humor last night but I felt like Sarah apologized to Paris for the June shit.
Britney is an asshole.
By anonymous, on September 10, 2007 13:40:14
I think ive done wonders for her snatch. It just looks so appetizing these days doesent it!
By Herpies, on September 10, 2007 13:48:33
There is another rumour also; that her set was "ditched" by MTV and the Palms when they found out what she and Chris Angel "planned" to do (smoke and mirrors), because of "insurance reasons".
PLEASE. Vegas has magic acts with smoke and mirrors and fucking TIGERS every night, what a bogus, lame-ass excuse.
By anonymous, on September 10, 2007 13:48:37
Cocksucking Christ on a crucifix is that some appetite-killing twat.....
By joejoe, on September 10, 2007 13:52:55
Ok. Fine. For some reason you're punishing us. Please, just post the spread-beaver pics you have of Amy Winehouse and get it over with, so we can get back to the news. We're sorry for whatever we did.
By anonymous, on September 10, 2007 13:55:46
Sarah Silvewrman is NOT funny, how can anyone think making fun of innocent children is funny, that was pathetic.
By anonymous, on September 10, 2007 14:16:07
She wasn't making fun of the children. She was using them to make fun of the mother. big difference.
If she caled the kids ugly, or retarded, or conjoined, then I would understand your point.
By anonymous, on September 10, 2007 14:24:15
Yeah, at this point, she's just doing it on purpose. Every gal's momma teaches them the proper way to exit & enter a vehicle while wearing a dress/skirt...I don't care how far back in the Bayou swamps she was raised
By Modesty, please you celebrity twat flappers!, on September 10, 2007 14:29:08
Damn it! I am sick of these teasers! Look honey, if you want us to see your twat, then show it to us! Spread your legs, and get a finger or 2 on it. Better yet, how about one of those rubber fist/forearms from Borat? Get busy, ho, and give us the goods...all day long.
By slapshot vitamins, on September 10, 2007 14:45:59
A pussy shot isn't going to save your career this time, fatty. What a shallow cunt.
By Tony, on September 10, 2007 14:47:50
in almost all the blogs people are calling her fat, retarded..."trainwreck"
I'm not a fan, but I think that you should see her side, her emotional status...
she needs to do psychotherapy...professional help
it's very easy to hate and call names to people...
she's problably on xanax,valium and/or on drugs
wich explains the "inadequate behavior" - side effects -(not wearing underwear and miserable mtv performance...)
karma is going to get silverman sooner or later
sorry the english (from abroad)
By anonymous, on September 10, 2007 14:52:42
Sarah Silvermen and Joan Rivers come form that jew bitch school of putting people down.
By anonymous, on September 10, 2007 15:17:43
Flash away Shitney - no one bothers to look anymore. It just stopped working. Like you.
By die Krautsalaten, on September 10, 2007 15:19:57
maybe she shaved her head because she thought it was her vagina?
at least her vagina isn't wearing a ratty weave... yet
By anonymous, on September 10, 2007 15:39:37
I dont get it...in the vma performance.. she had a french manicure and nails..yes prob acrylic.. but a few hours later she is back to stubby little nothings?? Were they Lee Press On's or what?
And why the hell not leave them on... they look better then her real nails..
By anonymous, on September 10, 2007 16:28:19
FOR THE SAKE OF ALL THINGS HOLY BRITNEY STOP WITH THIS SHIT ALREADY!!!!!!!!
By anonymous, on September 10, 2007 17:14:08
^^^^
One of her fake nails fell off during the performance (report and photo at perezhilton.com), so she probably peeled them all off afterward.
As for Silverstone... meh. I am an avid, mouth-foaming Shitney Smears hater, and even I found her jokes to be unfunny. She's on MTV for the same reasons Bill O'Reilly is still on FOX: she says outrageous, controversial things. Anyone can rip on Britney, and she didn't even do that great. The bloggers here should be on that stage instead.
By anonymous, on September 10, 2007 17:22:48
I thought she was on Anna Nicole-type painkillers or muscle relaxers. She seemed very slooooooowwwww. But good news is that she made me feel like I look hot for being 6 months pregnant. Thanks, Clitney!
By anonymous, on September 10, 2007 18:10:53
AHAHAHAHAHAHAA...funniest post on here!!
maybe she shaved her head because she thought it was her vagina?
at least her vagina isn't wearing a ratty weave... yet
By anonymous, on September 10, 2007 15:39:37
By anonymous, on September 10, 2007 18:32:29
Crikey, you think Britney would have learned the first time her pussy was revealed to the world. Is she advertising for the next man?
What's that noise I hear...oh yeah... Britney's mom banging her head on the expensive table Britney bought her when she was something.
By anonymous, on September 10, 2007 19:26:16
Why in the hell couldn't she not wear drawers 5 years ago, before she got all ugly, trashy, and nasty.
By anonymous, on September 10, 2007 19:43:27
Sara S. lacked more class in 4 min than Brit does in the average week. C'mon. Get funny already and stop getting laughs off train wrecks. Completely lacking in class or talent if you ask me.
By Amy, on September 10, 2007 20:18:54
The Britney jokes were fuckin cruel man. The bitch is not funny.
By anonymous, on September 10, 2007 21:31:40
Somebody PLEASE get Britney some mental help. I can't stand to watch her self-destruction any longer!!! I'm serious people, how is it still considered ok to ridicule her? This is not humane. She belongs in a mental institution, not on stage for everyone to laugh at.
By anonymous, on September 10, 2007 21:38:31
come on people!!! give britney some kudos. she's a fat drunk/junkie (trying to dance) on high heels. i'm surprised she could remember the steps and not fall on her ass! so, 25 kudos for britney --- you fuckin' rock!!!
as for silverman's joke ... free speech anyone? no, she did not make fun of the kids. the comments were aimed at the mother --- not the children.
By anonymous, on September 10, 2007 22:05:42
Why do all you people feel bad for a celebrity who has all the time and resources and family support (which she's chosen to push away) to deal with her mental health issues?
If you want to show real EMPATHY go volunteer at a mental health community services outreach program. Stand side by side with your fellow American WITHOUT health insurance who can't get the services, medication and therapies they need to get well. Then cry about Britney.
By lanorigb, on September 10, 2007 22:06:33
ugh, if my momma went around showin off her cooch i'd abort myself.
By anonymous, on September 10, 2007 22:45:35
HOW FAT ARE HER THIGHS THAT YOU CAN'T SEE HER PUSSY ALL THAT FAT IS HIDING THE PUSSY THATS WHY THE BITCH DOES NOT WEAR ANY PANTIES THE FAT OF HER THIGHS KEEPS HER PUSSY HIDEN
By anonymous, on September 11, 2007 01:15:09
Seriously, it was like watching a dancing bear. She can always fall back on becoming a travelling freak show seeing as she's killed off the rest of her career. How many more cries for help before someone steps in and puts their foot down?
By Sam, on September 11, 2007 02:18:48
I didn't think Sarah Silverman was wrong in calling Britney's kids "mistakes" because it's true - they are mistakes. Can anyone honestly say that Britney and K-Fed actually planned and wanted to give birth and whole-heartedly raise those kids? I don't think so. It's tragic how it takes some comedian to throw the fact that how messed up your life has become in your face.
By anonymous, on September 11, 2007 07:26:47
I would hit Sarah Silverman's mouth anytime-
Sarah Silverman was the best part of the entire show. It's all dressed-up corporate schlockiness (especially their desperate Vegas party angle), her monologue made it all even more apparent. Her comment about 50 was hilarious too-
By max, on September 11, 2007 09:41:17
I still don't get why people think brit's vulva is gross? She's got pretty sizeably puffy outer labia, but at least some of us think those puffies are hot.
I'd lick it at the drop of a hat!
By anonymous, on September 11, 2007 10:53:08
Sarah...hilarious. Oh, and Brit had 2 planned C-sections so she doesn't look like that due to having babies. That's just a rode-hard and worn-out va-jay jay.
By dixiegirl, on September 11, 2007 12:35:17
I'd hit it.
By Mahatma Coat, on September 11, 2007 15:56:37
Sarah Silvermen and Joan Rivers come form that jew bitch school of putting people down.
By anonymous, on September 10, 2007 15:17:43
As opposed to the white-trash school of putting the Jews down?
By anonymous, on September 11, 2007 18:20:36
whoa, who woulda thunk it- silverman's lips do have a strange resemblance to brit's coochie. that's nasty ya'll!
By sara, on September 11, 2007 21:30:46
God damnit, I hate me some Britney. I mean is it fucking DIFFICULT to put on panties? Christ, and even if you don't, is it fucking HARD to exit a vehicle without spreading your fucking legs? All I ever see is pictures of this bitch sitting spreadeagle with a cigarette in one hand and a drink in the other, wearing her stupid-ass panama hat and fug boots, she is the most disgusting, wallowing swine I've ever seen. WHO TOLD HER WE WANT TO SEE HER VAJ FLAPPING IN THE BREEZE EVERY FOUR TOP SIX WEEKS? YOU HAVE DONE AN EXTREME DISSERVICE TO HUMANITY, SIR!
By Roflcopter, on September 12, 2007 10:22:54
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