I love that she's showing it off..she's a beautiful pregnant woman! <3 and she did actually confirm it in a way..she told paparazzi (on tape) that she was very happy about the baby. no official confirmation is needed really.
Mother-to-be or not, the truck-stop hooker makeup (and expression to match) is just not becoming.
Just say you're knocked up already! For now I'll just keep assuming she has a rapidly growing benign ovarian tumor that we'll soon see being removed on The Discovery Channel.
wtf she looks like one of those ugly sock monkeys we all has when we where younger dressed like that, oh and nice make up i love the bruised cheek look.
Yikes! I always thought that Christina was a pretty girl - WRONG! What is with all that makeup, anyway? She looks like a circus clown on crack. Nassty!
Wow nothing says sexy like flaming red pants... Maybe she was just trying to match her lips. And yes she looks very pregnant actually so why be such a tard and keep trying to hide it?
Remember the Simpsons episode when Homer was trying to emulate Thomas Edison - he made a makeup gun, so that women could get ready in less time - when Marge pushed the barrel away, the gun exploded on the wall - looking EXACTLY LIKE THAT SHIT UP THERE!!! Apologies all around for the lame reference, even though I still love Simpsons.
iheartlasagne-- hardly lame. i know exactly the episode you are talking about and i completely agree. she looks like a clown. good for her having the courage to leave her house looking like that.
She must use the same makeup artist as Perez Hilton because she looks tranny with all that shit on her face. She's a pretty girl so why does she feel the need to wear RuPaul's makeup?
She maybe trying to hide how tired she is with all the makeup. Do any ladies remember how sleepy you were around the 16 week mark? I would fall asleep sitting up.
I was very tired, too tired to apply any make up, and too tired to wash all that make up off at the end of the day. She looks like a pregnant transsexual.
hyperbole, what does she owe you that she has to announce this ? hmm? she's living her life and she's pregnant..who cares. just because someone is a celebrity doesnt mean they have to tell the world every detail of their life. its a JOB..do you always combine your private life with your job? Also, she isn't "hiding" it. if she wanted to hide it she wouldnt wear tight clothing. she is simply not discussing things that no one has any business to ask her to discuss. Beleive it or not, some celebrities have a balance in both sides of their lives and dont WANT all the media attention that people like paris hilton seem to crave so badly.
Ummm....actually not that I give a flying crap about Christina announcing anything.. I think hyperbole was just meaning that what's the big deal about admitting your pregnant if you're happy about it. Christina acts like a little diva bitch and she's gonna diva this pregnancy thing up too.
God I hope she stops bleaching her hair while she's pregnant...maybe we'll find out what her real color would've been.. I was tired when I was pregnant too but I don't recall putting clown make up on.. Sometimes less is better... Her husband's the one who needs make up ...gross.
Question: Is Xtina going to breastfeed? Would having pierced nipples prevent breastfeeding? Would she have to take out the nipple rings and let the holes heal up before she breastfeeds her baby? I think some scientific analysis is in order here. Perhaps the National Institutes of Health will fund a study. This is real scientific inquiry here, and I am afraid it may take me many months and cost the taxpayers millions of dollars to find the answer. But hey, that's progress and I am willing to make the sacrifices necessary to advance human knowledge...
Holden Magroin, you're obviously a fucking idiot. All of those questions can be answered by simply visiting the La Leche League website. And it didn't cost taxpayers a damned dime to find out either.
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Leave Your CommentI love that she's showing it off..she's a beautiful pregnant woman! <3
and she did actually confirm it in a way..she told paparazzi (on tape) that she was very happy about the baby.
no official confirmation is needed really.
By Brit, on September 26, 2007 10:39:43
Mother-to-be or not, the truck-stop hooker makeup (and expression to match) is just not becoming.
Just say you're knocked up already! For now I'll just keep assuming she has a rapidly growing benign ovarian tumor that we'll soon see being removed on The Discovery Channel.
By Hyperbole, on September 26, 2007 10:40:17
wtf she looks like one of those ugly sock monkeys we all has when we where younger dressed like that, oh and nice make up i love the bruised cheek look.
By anonymous, on September 26, 2007 10:46:02
Technically, if you're carrying your husband's fetal monkey you're only "gestating."
By anonymous, on September 26, 2007 10:53:42
Yikes! I always thought that Christina was a pretty girl - WRONG! What is with all that makeup, anyway? She looks like a circus clown on crack. Nassty!
By anonymous, on September 26, 2007 10:58:34
Did she get punched in the face? She should turn the lights on while putting on blush.
By dreadpiratecuervo, on September 26, 2007 11:01:37
Wow nothing says sexy like flaming red pants...
Maybe she was just trying to match her lips.
And yes she looks very pregnant actually so why be such a tard and keep trying to hide it?
By anonymous, on September 26, 2007 11:10:54
Remember the Simpsons episode when Homer was trying to emulate Thomas Edison - he made a makeup gun, so that women could get ready in less time - when Marge pushed the barrel away, the gun exploded on the wall - looking EXACTLY LIKE THAT SHIT UP THERE!!! Apologies all around for the lame reference, even though I still love Simpsons.
By iheartlasagne, on September 26, 2007 11:14:58
hooker lips
By redisdead, on September 26, 2007 11:16:01
iheartlasagne-- hardly lame. i know exactly the episode you are talking about and i completely agree. she looks like a clown. good for her having the courage to leave her house looking like that.
By anonymous, on September 26, 2007 11:18:43
Introducing Xtina...makeup by Mike Tyson.
By anonymous, on September 26, 2007 11:21:25
Blow up doll (with optional preggo belly).
By anonymous, on September 26, 2007 11:23:19
I heart iheartslasagne. Just brilliant.
By Hyperbole, on September 26, 2007 11:28:38
she usually looks great, now she reminds me of a pregnant clown-whore
By anonymous, on September 26, 2007 11:29:46
This is obviously her memorial homage to Marcel Marceau. She just forgot the beret.
By anonymous, on September 26, 2007 11:36:59
iheartlasagne:
Yes, she got shot in the face with the makeup shotgun. Apparently it was set on "whore".
By anonymous, on September 26, 2007 11:41:32
Maybe she's just getting fat?
By anonymous, on September 26, 2007 11:45:14
She must use the same makeup artist as Perez Hilton because she looks tranny with all that shit on her face. She's a pretty girl so why does she feel the need to wear RuPaul's makeup?
By Simon Cowell, on September 26, 2007 11:49:38
She maybe trying to hide how tired she is with all the makeup. Do any ladies remember how sleepy you were around the 16 week mark? I would fall asleep sitting up.
By anonymous, on September 26, 2007 11:53:56
So, she got punched in the face. Now all she needs is for someone to punch her in the gut (and make her problems go away).
By anonymous, on September 26, 2007 11:55:37
"let me get my cold cream gun!"
Homer
By x24, on September 26, 2007 12:13:53
what 10:40:17 said!
By T, on September 26, 2007 12:40:18
Yes. I distinctly remember how tired I was while pregnant. You're so tired you could cry.
Yet I never went to work wearing full prostitute make-up. Sorry, that's a bullshit excuse.
She doesn't need to apply make-up with a trowel to hide her tiredness.
By Another Mom, on September 26, 2007 12:52:21
I was very tired, too tired to apply any make up, and too tired to wash all that make up off at the end of the day. She looks like a pregnant transsexual.
By anonymous, on September 26, 2007 12:59:49
hyperbole, what does she owe you that she has to announce this ? hmm? she's living her life and she's pregnant..who cares. just because someone is a celebrity doesnt mean they have to tell the world every detail of their life. its a JOB..do you always combine your private life with your job?
Also, she isn't "hiding" it. if she wanted to hide it she wouldnt wear tight clothing. she is simply not discussing things that no one has any business to ask her to discuss.
Beleive it or not, some celebrities have a balance in both sides of their lives and dont WANT all the media attention that people like paris hilton seem to crave so badly.
By Brit , on September 26, 2007 13:18:49
Ummm....actually not that I give a flying crap about Christina announcing anything.. I think hyperbole was just meaning that what's the big deal about admitting your pregnant if you're happy about it.
Christina acts like a little diva bitch and she's gonna diva this pregnancy thing up too.
By anonymous, on September 26, 2007 13:30:13
God I hope she stops bleaching her hair while she's pregnant...maybe we'll find out what her real color would've been..
I was tired when I was pregnant too but I don't recall putting clown make up on..
Sometimes less is better...
Her husband's the one who needs make up ...gross.
By anonymous, on September 26, 2007 13:37:31
maybe she's just getting fat and doesn't want to admit it.
By anonymous, on September 26, 2007 13:39:25
iheartslasagne-thank you-i just spit soda out on my keyboard remembering that ep. you are awesome.
By ldglns, on September 26, 2007 13:47:27
what do you mean her husband is gross? He's the hottest cartoon turtle out there!
By anonymous, on September 26, 2007 13:47:36
Question: Is Xtina going to breastfeed? Would having pierced nipples prevent breastfeeding? Would she have to take out the nipple rings and let the holes heal up before she breastfeeds her baby? I think some scientific analysis is in order here. Perhaps the National Institutes of Health will fund a study. This is real scientific inquiry here, and I am afraid it may take me many months and cost the taxpayers millions of dollars to find the answer. But hey, that's progress and I am willing to make the sacrifices necessary to advance human knowledge...
By Holden Magroin, on September 26, 2007 14:30:08
I'm just curious if it's actually possible to wear more make-up than she has on in those photos.
By anonymous, on September 26, 2007 14:32:34
Holden Magroin, you're obviously a fucking idiot. All of those questions can be answered by simply visiting the La Leche League website. And it didn't cost taxpayers a damned dime to find out either.
By anonymous, on September 26, 2007 14:58:46
I'm almost positive if she wiped off all her makeup she'd weigh many pounds less.
By anonymous, on September 26, 2007 15:26:40
This baby will be FUGLY, just look at the father.
By anonymous, on September 26, 2007 15:45:32
She kinda looks like a tranny in these pics.
By anonymous, on September 26, 2007 16:13:58
Give her a break, it's entertainer make-up and she still looks way better than Britney.
By anonymous, on September 26, 2007 17:00:06
ahahha i love her she looks great
By anonymous, on September 26, 2007 17:08:07
that kid is going to come out really gay because of all the makeup he'll be ingesting from his mother's face.
By anonymous, on September 26, 2007 17:22:30
LMFAO at 10:46! She DOES look like a sock monkey! That's hilarious.
By pervertedeeyore, on September 26, 2007 19:49:34
Damn that red lipstick is too bright, always the same crap she wears too, makes her look clownish! OTherwise she looks cute!
By anonymous, on September 26, 2007 20:11:04
lmao 17:22
By anonymous, on September 26, 2007 23:01:12
ENOUGH WITH THE MAKE-UP ALREADY!!
By anonymous, on September 27, 2007 12:53:01
Sooooo much makeup, but that doesn't matter to me. She's cute pregnant
By anonymous, on September 27, 2007 17:29:22
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