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Diddy is a Douchebag

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Poor Biggie.

By Vigilante, on September 28, 2007 10:11:19
I think it's really funny that 50 Cent grew up getting shot and selling crack and is notoriously nice in real life, and Diddy's private school education seems to have turned him into a gigantic douchenozzle.

By The Asshole Formerly Known as Puff Diddly Dong, on September 28, 2007 10:16:48
50 is a douchebag too.

By anonymous, on September 28, 2007 10:17:51
Diddy is a joke.

By anonymous, on September 28, 2007 10:18:05
"no real discernible talent other than convincing The Notorious B.I.G. to be his friend" That's 100% true. Well put Tood. Now if we could just get you to admit that Jessica Simpson would probably be the fuck of the decade we'd be all set.

By TheBig28, on September 28, 2007 10:23:21
Who's Diddy?

By anonymous, on September 28, 2007 10:25:15
Well put Tood. Now if we could just get you to admit that Jessica Simpson would probably be the fuck of the decade we'd be all set.

Straight men don't want to fuck girls who look like trannies. Take your tranny fetish to a gay message board somewhere, fag.

By anonymous, on September 28, 2007 10:25:36
DON'T HATE! Y'ALL IS JUST JEALUS BECAUSE DIDDY BE ROLLIN IN MONEY WHILE Y'ALL IS SITTING ON YOUR FAT LAZY ASSES. DIDDY ACCOMPLISHED MORE IN FIVE MONTHS THAN Y'ALL EVER WILL, SO KEEP HATIN YOU HATERS. DIDDY IS A STONG MAN WHO SPEAKS HIS MIND AND SOME PEOPLE FEEL THREATENED BY THAT. Y'ALL WISH YOU HAD HIS TALENT. STOP DRINKING THE HATERADE. P-DIDDY 4 LYFE.

By SHANIQUA, on September 28, 2007 10:25:49
yeah, who lied and told u 50 is a nice guy? nice people don't get shot nine fuckin times.

By Niecy, on September 28, 2007 10:26:06
If that stupid motherfucker called me a bitch and shoved past me I'd break his neck, and the world would thank me.

By you're welcome, on September 28, 2007 10:29:01
Why is anyone bringing up that flat assed ugly big nosed tranny bitch Jessica Simpson when Kelly Brook pics are here? Too many homos around here.

By anonymous, on September 28, 2007 10:30:55
And you're just now figuring out that Diddy's a douchebag?

He's such an inspiration to kids, with his pointing here, pointing there, crotch grabs, lovely grammar, such perfect speech, and humility. Axe him any question and you'll be inspired by his depth.

By anonymous, on September 28, 2007 10:33:39
He's your typical Fucktard.

By anonymous, on September 28, 2007 10:56:07
sean combs is nothing but dog shit..if it werent for biggie...combs wouldnt be here.

By anonymous, on September 28, 2007 11:05:22
10:25:49 im sure that was diddy cuz who the fuck would stand up for his cockeyed ass.

By anonymous, on September 28, 2007 11:07:13
I've always hated his ass- such an ugly man. Do you think it's even possible for his lips to ever touch when his teeth are so huge?

By anonymous, on September 28, 2007 11:07:59
diddy who? hes not makin shit compared to master p...seriously diddy money is temporary..keep burning bridges.

By anonymous, on September 28, 2007 11:08:25
and even Biggie wasnt shit until he got killed.

By hates hollywood and pee diddly, on September 28, 2007 11:10:10
i'm a little girl, but i would have kicked Diddy in the balls while calling on my headset for security. yeah, i would likely lose my job, and Diddy would file some kind of lawsuit (because that is all Celebs do when they do dumb shit and want to make it look like it is someone else's fault) but it would ALL be worth it to be able to sit in my rocking chair some day and tell my grandkiddies that i nailed that fucking in the jewels once.

By Princess, on September 28, 2007 11:26:43
I heart 50 so don't be talkin smack about him! No, but I'm serious though. He is one fine man. And a gentleman at that. I hope he sells more albums than that tool Kanye!

By anonymous, on September 28, 2007 11:45:24
People who love him will love him more for doing this.

People who hate him will hate him more for doing this.

We all lose!

By Rick Sparks, on September 28, 2007 11:45:53
50 is not a fuckin gentleman. He's a man-whore misogynist and has the IQ of a pile of dog shit.

By anonymous, on September 28, 2007 11:46:56
It is a pleasure to read that you do not care for this loser either. I have never liked him and will never like him. Everything about him screams JERK!

By Vicky, on September 28, 2007 11:57:11
anonymous 11:46:56

50... has the IQ of a pile of dog shit.

That pile of dog shit made $100 million on stock options. I'm not a fan of his music, but I'll give the motherfucker credit for knowing a good opportunity when he sees one.

By Sarcastico Jones, on September 28, 2007 12:01:47
11:46...there's nothing wrong with misogyny (in moderation). Most of the greatest and most influential men in history were all misogynists.

Misogyny, as a policy, makes sense, due to some of the wacky traits all women possess.

By J-Bird, on September 28, 2007 12:14:36
Not a racist slur here but if ever there was a candidate to drag somebody behind a truck on a gravel road it would be the "P"

If ever there was a reason to thank the "P" it is for the pics of Kelly Brook. Thanks "P"

By chester, on September 28, 2007 12:21:15
whatever his name is this week ... he looks retarded... he looks like those kids on the short bus with the safety helmet on.

Seriously, watch him next time you see some video. The douchebag is a damned MOUTH BREATHER.

By anonymous, on September 28, 2007 12:50:58
Dear TheBig28 10:23:21,

No.

By Todd, on September 28, 2007 13:34:10
Amen, J-Bird.

Now come on over here and let Momma give you a nice big kiss with this here frying pan.

By Vigilante, on September 28, 2007 13:49:19
Hey J-Bird, why don't you come over to my house and discuss the pros of misogyny with my 8 younger sisters and all their 'wacky traits'

P.S. Wear a cup

By Mr. Peabody, on September 28, 2007 18:33:06
...why don't you come over to my house and discuss the pros of misogyny with my 8 younger sisters and all their 'wacky traits'

Mr. Peabody is pimping out his sisters?!

Say it ain't so, Sherman!

By anonymous, on September 28, 2007 19:06:26
Quiet, you! I would never pimp out my sisters... Wait, how much do you get for pimpin'? I do need some funds to repair the Wayback Machine since the unfortunate T-rex 'incident'. Poor Sherman, he just lays there, a limbless torso, flopping out 'kill me' in morse code.

But I digress. I'd have to check with their husbands; maybe for the right price they'd be willing to work out some sort of Gentleman's Agreement.

By Mr. Peabody, on September 28, 2007 19:43:41
sean combs is a weak gay bitch.

By anonymous, on September 28, 2007 21:31:51
lol ^^^^^^^^^^ you got that right brotha/seesta,

By anonymous, on September 28, 2007 21:36:52
typical that he did that to a girl i bet if it had been a hot male security guard, diddy would've felt him up a bit first

By anonymous, on September 28, 2007 22:55:21
Ok being a petite girl myself there's really nothing I could do against a strong guy. That's why I'd taser his ass and make his friends carry him to the back of the line.

By anonymous, on September 29, 2007 05:00:15
Diddy is a mega douche! you can tell just by looking at him, he thinks he INVENTED hip-hop and believes it. But his music in particular SUCKS so much that there are 5 people left in the world that listen to him try to "rap". I don't even know anyone who goes to his concerts. I don't think he even tours anymore because no one would go.

By anonymous, on September 29, 2007 10:46:34
FUCK Diddy, FUCK Kanye, and this makes absolutely no sense but i'm in a bad fucking mood so FUCK Al Sharpton too! There, better :)

By anonymous, on September 29, 2007 11:31:11
they have no manners ,ghetto rats will never do ,so don't be surprise he vehaves like a scumbag he will always will he is not educated and his IQ is very very low come on he raps there is no talent in that shit

By George, on September 29, 2007 13:33:07
How far Biggie's umbrella carrying little bitch has come. He's such a douche.

By Leolinda, on September 29, 2007 13:45:01
Whether Puffy's a douche, a loser a jerk or whatever, I wont take away from him that he's used his "whatever" (if you don't want to call it talent) to make a ton of money. I'd rather have him making money in music than someone like Britney, Boy bands or other fabricated stars.

Oops, well Diddy also creates fabricated bands every damn year on MTV. He is a douche for that.

By V. Smith, on September 29, 2007 14:20:09
Why do people always think that making money is a justification for everything? Drug dealers, hitmen, criminals, they all "make money". Should they then be admired too? Come on. Time to raise the game, folks.

By anonymous, on September 29, 2007 16:28:31
Actually you know Diddy is pretty decent, at least he's not in jail like some people. Major props right there.

By Lego Man, on September 29, 2007 17:29:51
Since you hate him so much, i guess you shouldn't take advertisment money for his stinkin perfume. its the right the to do. right?

By anonymous, on September 30, 2007 06:43:26
Lego Man,

"Actually you know Diddy is pretty decent, at least he's not in jail like some people. Major props right there."

Really? You give props for not going to jail? Your life must be swell. Congrats on that.

By Blu, on October 1, 2007 04:04:41
Diddy should talk about how he got his ass kicked everyday at Mount St. Michaels.

By anonymous, on October 1, 2007 10:27:03
"Misogyny, as a policy, makes sense, due to some of the wacky traits all women possess."

Actually, no.

misogyny=insecurity=weakness

By anonymous, on October 1, 2007 15:27:48