38 Comments:

• shes gross.

  By anonymous, on September 28, 2007 11:29:12

• She's always reminded me of a cocker spaniel or perhaps an irish setter.

  By anonymous, on September 28, 2007 11:41:31

• what she was going to pee in the sink?? thats the only way to watch her pee lol

  By Alex, on September 28, 2007 11:43:53

• i like to pee pee on bathroom door handles and soap dispensers.

  By mary carrey, on September 28, 2007 11:47:12

• I'd watch

  By golden shower, on September 28, 2007 11:51:05

• Somebody call me?

  By R. Kelly, on September 28, 2007 11:57:50

• She wanted to snort a little.

  By anonymous, on September 28, 2007 12:00:35

• Todd and R.Kelly are really on point today. But I'd still F. Marah. F her and make her watch me pee.

  By Thebig28, on September 28, 2007 12:16:23

• I have to be honest, I'd rub one out to this flabby mulatto while she's peeing out her recycled vodka tonics. I'm not sure why two chicks would watch, though.

  By J-Bird, on September 28, 2007 12:16:49

• How could you watch her pee...unless she decided to do it on the floor or in the sink. He should have said "Don't listen to her pee"

  By Alicia, on September 28, 2007 12:23:21

• Who the hell would want to watch anyone pee? I did see some piss-drinking porn years ago and thought it was stupid. Hey, maybe she really has a penis. There you go.

  By anonymous, on September 28, 2007 12:25:12

• Fuck her, she sucks. And she has really small tits for being so fat.

  By anonymous, on September 28, 2007 12:26:52

• She stop being significant when she stopped being white.

  By Troy, on September 28, 2007 12:35:34

• I would not won't to watch monkey face pee.......

  By anonymous, on September 28, 2007 12:35:42

• anonymous 12:25:12
  
  Who the hell would want to watch anyone pee?
  
  Speaking as someone who's been on the internet since before it had pictures, I have an answer for you. And that answer, my friend, is Germans. I don't think I've ever seen a single bit of Deutschenporno that didn't have some girl getting whizzed on at some point. I don't know what the hell it's all about, I just know that I don't click on things with umlauts.

  By Baron von Goldenschower, on September 28, 2007 12:41:39

• Bodyguards aren't very smart.

  By Mr. Understatement, on September 28, 2007 13:00:04

• I want to watch her pee.

  By anonymous, on September 28, 2007 13:30:58

• 12:41:39... You're right. The piss-drinking porn I was referring to was German. There was also shit eating and bestiality. Guy and chicken. Two women and a little dog. You get the point. Just some VHS tapes friends had at the frathouse.
  
  So. The Germans were trying to spy on Mariah taking a leak. It's official. Sick bastards.

  By 12:25:12, on September 28, 2007 13:33:27

• I've seen her pee before, it's nothing special.

  By Celine Dion, on September 28, 2007 14:24:58

• 12:25:12
  
  The only thing I've ever seen creepier than German porn is the bootleg home movie a friend showed me of Jamie Gillis (yes, the 80's porn star. His voice is unmistakable.) taking a dump on a woman's face while she cried. Then she sang "Jesus Loves Me, This I Know."
  
  I wish I could unsee that.

  By Not making it up at all, sadly., on September 28, 2007 14:31:58

• I bet her pee smells like beets.

  By mr. pantz, on September 28, 2007 15:46:12

• mariah carey can go suck my cock

  By anonymous, on September 28, 2007 15:47:48

• what a fuckwit

  By anonymous, on September 28, 2007 15:48:15

• Mariah Carey has already had one breakdown, if she keeps this up people will pee on her career and then she'll pee on herself again!!

  By L, on September 28, 2007 17:48:43

• Look it's Barney!!

  By anonymous, on September 28, 2007 18:22:45

• Mariah who?
  
  
  
  oh yeah..

  By anonymous, on September 28, 2007 19:08:20

• Ugh. Thanks for all the reminders about German scheisse cinema.
  
  "What's she doing squatting on that glass table? Oh. OH GOD! THAT'S NOT SEXY!"
  
  Hmmmm... how big is Mariah in Germany?

  By anonymous, on September 28, 2007 19:20:14

• Nothing is as disturbing as Japanese porn.

  By anonymous, on September 28, 2007 19:21:03

• shitting ANYWHERE outside the toilet bowl NOT COOL

  By anonymous, on September 28, 2007 22:13:31

• Omg from now on whenever she enters the bathroom I want to be lurking around suspiciously with a camera, just to scare her

  By anonymous, on September 29, 2007 05:04:43

• She must have this dress in 15 different colors or something. Does she think her shit don't stink? Absolutely!

  By anonymous, on September 29, 2007 10:43:41

• Y'know, I hope those were two FEMALE bodyguards that walked into the ladies restroom with Mariah. Because if it was two MALES, I would have called the cops and had them removed for public indecency and disturbing the peace. She wants her privacy so bad, she can fucking rent her own Port-A-potty.

  By anonymous, on September 29, 2007 11:59:39

• SHESS SOOOO UGLLYYY!!!

  By anonymous, on October 1, 2007 08:25:37

• She's a fat, ugly, half breed fucking LOSER!

  By new yorker, on October 1, 2007 10:23:56

• SHE IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OVER.
  

  By FULL BREED, on October 1, 2007 10:25:30

• cus She got a Cock don't want anyone to see.

  By anonymous, on October 1, 2007 11:30:09

• She really does think she is still (like she ever was) the shit!!!! Get over it MARIAH (Stop thinking you are cute calling yourself Mimi) you're annoying high pitched voice is over...go sray on a career not your ABS!!!!!

  By anonymous, on October 25, 2007 18:50:37

• OMG!!!! This happened to ME, TOO!!!! Several years ago, when Mariah's Christmas CD came out, my Christmas caroling group was hired to sing at the CD release party in Rockefeller Center. It was the most HUMILIATING gig of my life!!! The organizers insisted we get to Rock. Center WAAAYYY early. Then they wouldn't let us in to change into our costumes (we were costumed carolers). They were supposed to give us a dressing room but it turned out that Mariah needed it, so we had to RUSH to change and put on our makeup in the public bathrooms. THEN MARIAH NEEDED TO PEE and her female security guard came in and told us we had to leave the bathroom while Mariah pee'd!! WE WERE HIRED TO SING AT THE PARTY!!!! So we had to go wait in the hallway until she finished pee'ing. I wonder what would have happened if we had refused to leave and continued putting on our makeup. What was I going to do? Stick my head under the stall door? Poke Mariah in the eye with my mascara brush? THEN it turned out they only wanted us for our costumes because they positioned us in front of huge speakers blasting the music from the Christmas CD. It was impossible to sing. WHAT?! QUIT SHOW BUSINESS??!!!

  By Sharon Abreu, on October 28, 2007 22:11:02