15 Comments:

• Ah fuck! Now Salma's boobs are gonna shrink.

  By Tony, on September 22, 2007 09:27:08

• Oh, Good God. Is Alba still going on about how she and Dane 'knocked teeth...and there was teeth dust in my mouth'?
  
  I've seen that schtick in about 18 different interviews now...
  
  

  By I'm bored by Alba and Cook, on September 22, 2007 12:09:34

• Jessica Alba is one of the least talented cunts in hollywood. I've watched her on the talk show circuit, she is a F'n bore.

  By Derek Jeter, on September 22, 2007 12:15:48

• I bet a lot of American readers are asking "Charlotte Who, and why should we care that she dropped a litter?"... the Welsh Windbag used to be a child prodigy soprano, but as soon as she turned 16 the wheels came off in a major way, and she's now a "celebrity" in the Lohan/Hilton/Spears fashion.

  By brian t, on September 22, 2007 15:54:49

• Dane Cook's face remings me of old lady vagina.

  By anonymous, on September 22, 2007 17:24:27

• why are you talking about charlotte church here??? go to that page and post a comment there not here , this is for stupid Dand Cooks and dumb ass Jessica Alba , and their movie that is going to suck ass

  By anonymous, on September 23, 2007 00:45:53

• I bet Jessica Alba hates that she looks so Mexican. She always has to point out that she is half white.

  By anonymous, on September 23, 2007 02:59:52

• Lol this movie sucked royal dick, it was overall rated at 3% at rottentomatoes.com. And people on the boards there are blaming the DANE HATERS lol.

  By Roflcopter, on September 23, 2007 10:33:00

• That dude has some fucked up skin. Order that sad fuck a chemical peel, stat!

  By anonymous, on September 23, 2007 11:52:28

• POCK MARK MUCH

  By Ana Banana, on September 23, 2007 14:21:06

• I, for one, would like to offer Dane a facial. There'd be some work involved. Like buying something from Ikea...some sweating and grunting required.
  
  But the overall result would make him GLOW, dahling.

  By Vigilante, on September 23, 2007 16:41:39

• Jessica Alba is a very pretty girl, but she seems as dumb as a post when she's interviewed. Guess you can't have it all...

  By anonymous, on September 24, 2007 07:14:11

• Dane Cook = Blue Steel

  By Perezoso, on September 24, 2007 07:46:21

• Enough with showing your chipped teeth! What a way to promote this crap.

  By anonymous, on September 24, 2007 12:26:21

• Her front tooth was already chipped! Way before doing this movie. On TMZ she almost had her whole hand in her mouth trying to point to a molar that had gotten messed up. So she's including an existing flaw to promote her movie. Nice. Jessica Alba is a liar. Moving on...

  By anonymous, on September 24, 2007 12:37:03