35 Comments:

1. Lucky Francophone bastard....
   
   I've been wanting to put some of MY 'Canadian culture' in Halle for years...:(

   By joejoe, on September 5, 2007 09:41:29

2. congrats to the beautious couple!

   By yay, on September 5, 2007 10:06:14

3. 40 years old? Wow, that poor kid will be forced to suck on her sagging cucumber titty.
   
   Can a baby even survive inside of a 40-year-old woman's box? She going to give the world another mongoloid, methinks.

   By anonymous, on September 5, 2007 10:23:35

4. "I haven't done a damned thing since that Oscar, Catwoman was total poison, I can't get my calls returned, how in the hell am I going to get back in the magazines? Hey! Frenchie! Come squirt some of that baby batter up in my breadbox so I can get People to call me?"

   By Halle Berry's Inner Monologue, on September 5, 2007 10:33:11

5. Tom cruise will eat Halle's placenta too.

   By i don't like you in any way, on September 5, 2007 10:34:33

6. "Yes, I am three months pregnant."
   "Now the next seven months will be the longest of my life!"
   
   She's waited so long to be pregnant that she's going to carry the baby for 10 months? Good for her!
   

   By GoHogsAR, on September 5, 2007 10:58:37

7. lots of people say that a pregnancy is 10 months dude...40 weeks? Get it?

   By anonymous, on September 5, 2007 11:07:26

8. Do you have to stop getting botox injections when you are pregnant. I finally see lines around her eyes.

   By T, on September 5, 2007 11:49:08

9. By anonymous, on September 5, 2007 11:07:26:
   
   So by your logic, there are 13 months in the year, right? 52 weeks? Get it? Seriously, have you really heard a lot of people refer to their pregnancy as 10 months? Can't say that I have.

   By GoHogsAR, on September 5, 2007 11:54:18

10. "lots of people say that a pregnancy is 10 months dude...40 weeks? Get it?"
    
    Your mom was obviously drinking turpentine and eating lead paint during Week 39.
    
    Follow along with me...40 * 7 / 31.5 = 9.18
    
    Whoever calls it 10 months is wrong, and should be dragged out into the street and tortured in front of the townsfolk.

    By J-Bird, on September 5, 2007 11:54:38

11. Glad that she has a magazine cover announcing her pregnancy. 40 years old and pregnant... nope, nothing could possibly go wrong, there. And btw, Salma Hayek has been pregnant for about 2 years. 10 months is nothing.

    By Hey Cupcake, on September 5, 2007 12:12:53

12. I hope her pregnancy goes well. 40 is pretty old and with age, pregnancies tend to be more risky.
    
    And did she not get the memo that pregnancy is 9 months, not 10?

    By anonymous, on September 5, 2007 12:53:35

13. most obgyn's count from the time you missed your first cycle. if you conceived nearly a month before that, it's close to 10 months, 'tards.
    
    go look it up you faggots.

    By halle berry, on September 5, 2007 13:00:28

14. "The human gestation period--the period of time between conception and labor--is approximately forty weeks (280 days), measured from the first day of the mother's last menstrual period. A gestation period of thirty-eight weeks (266 days) is calculated for women who are pregnant by a procedure such as in vitro fertilization or artificial insemination that allows them to know their exact date of conception"
    
    faggot 'tards.

    By halle berry, on September 5, 2007 13:01:34

15. Apparently she is really 41. Born in August '66. Yikes.

    By anonymous, on September 5, 2007 13:01:42

16. I'm honestly surprised she's pregnant. Every time she appeared in a loose-fitting article of clothing, a blog somewhere would ask "is Halle pregnant?"
    Best wishes to her.

    By anonymous, on September 5, 2007 13:19:52

17. J-Bird, your mom was drinking turpentine because she knew she was giving birth to a douchbag but unfortunately, you're still here.
    
    Yeah, read "halle berry"'s post you dumbass.
    
    I sincerely hope YOU don't breed you fucking moron. Oh wait...that would mean you had a date once and of course that's not true.
    
    Carry on, 'tard.
    

    By J-Bird is a moron, on September 5, 2007 13:35:48

18. I thought these comments were moderated? Guess the above is a prime example of why I don't read them too often.

    By anonymous, on September 5, 2007 13:54:56

19. You freaking idiots. A pregnancy is calculated from the last period. It is 10 months long. If you have been pregnant, you would know that. If not, shut the hell up.
    Oh, and she's way more than 3 months by those pictures.

    By anonymous, on September 5, 2007 14:01:38

20. In what alternate universe do some of you morons live where you think 9.18 counts as 10? Jesus, I guess math wasn't your best subject, huh?
    Are you a lawyer by any chance? They're the only people I know who'll round up a 9.18 to a convenient 10.

    By angryman, on September 5, 2007 14:04:13

21. Dear Angryman,
    You obviously don't know lawyers very well. 9.18 is rounded up to 15 minimum, and more likely 30, no doubt about it.

    By a lawyer, on September 5, 2007 14:08:39

22. dont worry, my mom had me at 41 and i am a model, so im sure she will be fine, stop hating the older moms

    By i hate you in every way, on September 5, 2007 14:18:08

23. You freaking idiots. A pregnancy is calculated from the last period. It is 10 months long. If you have been pregnant, you would know that. If not, shut the hell up.
    Oh, and she's way more than 3 months by those pictures.
    
    By anonymous, on September 5, 2007 14:01:38
    
    In what alternate universe do some of you morons live where you think 9.18 counts as 10? Jesus, I guess math wasn't your best subject, huh?
    Are you a lawyer by any chance? They're the only people I know who'll round up a 9.18 to a convenient 10.
    
    By angryman, on September 5, 2007 14:04:13
    
    
    hey "angryman" what alternate universe do you live in where you can write but apparently not read??
    

    By anonymous, on September 5, 2007 15:09:30

24. Halle Berry looks over 3 months pregnant in these pictures. No woman her size shows like that so early unless they're having twins. One 3 month old embryo isn't big enough to cause a "bump" like that.

    By anonymous, on September 5, 2007 15:57:26

25. i knew halle hated being half black.
    
    

    By prettyboy, on September 5, 2007 18:16:06

26. The boyfriend is white? Then Halle's kid will be even whiter than her. Smart.

    By anonymous, on September 5, 2007 18:22:10

27. Her boyfriend is some kind of sexy.

    By anonymous, on September 5, 2007 20:20:32

28. Halle probably found the nearest white guy and started rubbing all over him, saying:
    
    "Make me feel good! Make me feeeeeeel gooooood..."
    
    (Monsters Ball reference there)

    By anonymous, on September 5, 2007 21:54:47

29. pregnancy is nine months - not 10 months - call your local clinic.

    By anonymous, on September 6, 2007 05:29:38

30. BFD Halle's pregnant. She's so boring. As for the botox comment, no wonder Nicole Kidman ain't ever getting pregnant. Her face would fall apart.

    By anonymous, on September 6, 2007 06:27:41

31. I cant evn imagine how beautiful this child would be...
    unbelivable.
    
    A blond god for a dad and a Black Princess for a mum.
    Amazing.
    Talk about the REAL genetic lotto winner.
    Shiloh who?

    By BB, on September 6, 2007 10:40:23

32. Yep, I agree - this kid has pretty much got it made. It can only lose out if it turns out to be really, really stupid or an insufferable brat. I wish Halle all the best, she's waited a long time for this and I hope everything goes well for her.

    By Sam, on September 6, 2007 11:58:39

33. My Mom had me at 40. And much younger moms have children with birth defects. Being an older mom doesn't immediately equate with genetic problems.

    By anonymous, on September 6, 2007 12:07:14

34. "By the time this kid hits high school, he'll have collected more virgins than a Drosophila laboratory. " ROTFLMAO
    
    I have 3 sisters who say what's been posted...pregnancy is counted from the last period, so 'technically' its 10 months.
    
    I do hope Halle and her boyfriend have a healthy child.
    
    Oh and BB... I agree...Shiloh who???

    By Dee, on September 6, 2007 20:44:19

35. Pregnancy is only 10 months in three-toed sloths.
    
    Are you a three-toed sloth, Dee? Are you?

    By anonymous, on September 7, 2007 06:11:07