23 Comments:

• Michelle Williams to Helena Christensen? That shit is the definition of an upgrade.
  
  Also, Todd....+100 for referring to Michelle as a 'child actress'.

  By Jim, on September 25, 2007 13:41:22

• Helena Christensen??
  
  Godfuckingdamn have I wanted to play 'wicked games' with her for a decade plus. ;)

  By joejoe, on September 25, 2007 13:47:45

• New beard, same face.

  By J-Bird, on September 25, 2007 14:02:30

• What's up with her navel? It looks odd.

  By anonymous, on September 25, 2007 14:06:42

• I'd fuck Heath Ledger.

  By anonymous, on September 25, 2007 14:07:31

• I'd fuck both of 'em.
  
  Whoa, did I say that out loud?

  By Vigilante, on September 25, 2007 14:50:27

• I'm a regular guy, so for me to nail Michelle Williams or someone of her level is some nice work on my part. Heath is a movie star, he's supposed to be going after super model ass like that, not competing with me. Duh.

  By TheBig28, on September 25, 2007 16:08:10

• Helena was together with Michael Hutchence for quite some time, so she's probably up for anything in the sack!

  By anonymous, on September 25, 2007 17:42:38

• No man wants to eat steak every night, no matter how hard you pound it.

  By Chef Never Tell, on September 25, 2007 17:48:03

• On point Vigilante. I'd fuck them both too.
  
  On the other hand I kind of lost some respect for Heath, he seemed like one of the few people in Hollywood that might actually make it with Michelle Williams ... now he's just another playboy

  By anonymous, on September 25, 2007 17:54:45

• How old is Helena Christensen, anyway? Wasn't she a supermodel in like, the eighties? Are those pics of her recent? I didn't even know that she still modelled.?!

  By anonymous, on September 25, 2007 23:32:31

• Unrelated, but wow, that bra looks hella uncomfortable.

  By anonymous, on September 26, 2007 00:01:40

• That one photo. Oh my god. Child actress. I died on that one. She really does look like a 10 year old getting ready for a swim-meet. And he's like, her creepy older brother, there to cheer her on. The whole pic is seriously pure UG.

  By Mandi Maine, on September 26, 2007 05:56:54

• Aah, I see your point 17:54 but the whole "nice guy" image was really just smoke and mirrors.
  
  Or, in Heath's case, snow and mirrors.
  
  He was a bad boy before Michelle, when Naomi Watts had a hold of him. There were rumours of philandering and substance abuse even then. And whispers that Naomi tried to keep him on the straight and level, and couldn't, and gave it up.
  
  Then along came Michelle, and while I hear that they both can be surly bitches when the mood strikes, or when the pick-up guy is late, it was really the same old story. Except they had a kid together. But it didn't change him.
  
  (And let that be a lesson to all you young ladies out there who think having kids will settle your man down. It's a bad idea. Because it doesn't work. It never works. Only old age or decapitation can nail down a roamer. And even then old age only stops 'em half the time. Which is why I favour decapitation)
  
  Nope. Once a dog always a dog. Too bad, really, he's a good looking kid. He'll figure out too late, like so many others have, that in the end happy dust doesn't love you back.

  By Vigilante, on September 26, 2007 06:42:53

• hes super ugly

  By fagman, on September 26, 2007 09:40:28

• Helena Christensen hasn't aged well. Ladies, use the sunscreen!
  
  That being said, she still looks better than 98% of women her age.

  By Hyperbole, on September 26, 2007 10:37:21

• Is it just me or is Helena Christensen's bellybutton freakishly high? I don't think I've ever seen one at the bottom of someone's sternum!

  By fubar, on September 26, 2007 12:23:39

• Are we really dissing Helena because of her BELLY BUTTON???
  
  The world has gone mad.

  By 40 year old female, on September 26, 2007 12:54:35

• What he'll figure out in the end when he's alone, Vigilante, is that if you're not serious about anybody then nobody will be serious about you.
  The happy-dust is a peripheral issue. He's just stupid and immature.

  By Ballistix, on September 26, 2007 19:04:49

• I wish I was dating Heath.

  By anonymous, on September 27, 2007 13:37:08

• That too, Ballistix, darlin'. Not sure he'll ever be "alone" tho. There'll always be someone there to spend his money for him.
  
  If he doesn't snort it all first.

  By Vigilante, on September 27, 2007 15:25:34

• Michelle probably satisfied some need in him longer than most of his women have....during and after Brokeback. Am sure Matilda's birth was a factor in that later. They seem to be good parents. I doubt he will be happy long with any one woman. He is very hyper, and evidently in need of his partying ways. What relationship can withstand that for long!

  By anonymous, on September 27, 2007 18:41:00

• Helena is denying any romance with him. I doubt it too. The paps see someone together, and make an item out of them, not knowing the facts. Don't believe everything you see or read, just because two people are seen togehter once.

  By tap, on September 27, 2007 20:24:24