103 Comments:

• I is hypmotized!

  By anonymous, on September 26, 2007 14:37:18

• i can has meth?

  By anonymous, on September 26, 2007 14:40:49

• Really....when you step back from all that has happened the last few years, it really is amazing how far Britney has fallen. She was never a very talented a singer, but there's no denying she was one of the dominant entertainers of a 5 year period, as well as a major sex symbol.
  
  And in a very short time she's become one of the most dispicable public figures on the planet. It truly is shocking. It kind of reminds me of OJ's fall from grace (I'm not comparing Britney to a murderer, per se....just their similar falls from grace).
  
  When she does commit suicide after her kids are taken away (or overdoses accidentally), watch the media act like she's Mother Teresa.

  By Jim, on September 26, 2007 14:44:11

• Jesus H. Fuckin' Christ. Can she not get it the fuck together??? I think we can say she's gone past the "Cry for Help" stage and is now hovering around "Forcibly Committed".
  
  Stick a fork in 'er. She's done.
  
  

  By Vigilante, on September 26, 2007 14:45:24

• Shaniqua don't live here no 'mo.

  By anonymous, on September 26, 2007 14:50:27

• She's wearing PANTS! Yay, Britney!

  By anonymous, on September 26, 2007 14:54:53

• In one of my favorite alternate universes, the melodies & lyrics of an Ani DeFranco and/or Tori Amos make them pop stars and true icons for young women everywhere - and people like Britney appeared at her hometown karaoke bar on two-for-one nacho nights.

  By Rick Sparks, on September 26, 2007 14:55:41

• roflmfao I CAN SEE BEHIND ME!!!!

  By anonymous, on September 26, 2007 15:02:55

• I'd still fuck her and I'll call anyone who posts here and says they wouldn't a liar.

  By anonymous, on September 26, 2007 15:06:19

• her boobs are going to be at her feet when she is 30.

  By anonymous, on September 26, 2007 15:09:38

• I'd wouldn't fuck her and I'll call anyone who posts here and says they would an ugly fat virgin.

  By anonymous, on September 26, 2007 15:09:44

• Ummmm....I wouldn't fuck her.
  
  

  By Vigilante, on September 26, 2007 15:10:58

• she is so disgusting.

  By anonymous, on September 26, 2007 15:11:08

• If I said I WOULD fuck Britney Spears then I'd be lying.

  By anonymous, on September 26, 2007 15:12:56

• Seriously, is that really Tera Patrick? Perhaps a drag queen impersonator of Tera Patrick? WTF...WTF...WTF...WTF...seriously Tera Patrick?
  
  Are you positive?
  
  I thought I knew my porn stars but this has me questioning my lifelong commitment to keeping up on them. WTF..........

  By Former Porn Lover, on September 26, 2007 15:16:26

• I would fuck Britney, but just to say that I fucked Britney.
  
  I wouldn't tell them it happened in 2007; I'd say I fucked her in 2000. But if you're turned on by her now......good for you, but thats a little gross.

  By Jim, on September 26, 2007 15:22:05

• Good god, if there was <I>anyone<I> who could make Britney look good, it would be the chick in pic #4.

  By Dan, on September 26, 2007 15:22:54

• I'd still fuck her and I'll call anyone who posts here and says they wouldn't a liar.
  
  By anonymous, on September 26, 2007 15:06:19
  
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  you are one sick bastard and must love to get herpes and other kinds of std's , britney is a fucked up skank go away bitch

  By Robert, on September 26, 2007 15:23:36

• One question:
  
  WHERE'S THE FUCKING KIDS?!?!?!

  By Jennifer, on September 26, 2007 15:26:04

• She has trouble with her nipples chafing on her shoelaces.
  
  WOULD.NOT.FUCK.HER.EVER. My girlfriend is a supermodel compared to Hickney.

  By Zackaly, on September 26, 2007 15:32:01

• It looks like her nipples are headed south along with her career.

  By anonymous, on September 26, 2007 15:49:41

• Thank you for wearing pants today Brit. I appreciate it. Keep up the good work.

  By anonymous, on September 26, 2007 15:52:39

• I wouldn't fuck her with K-Feds dick.

  By anonymous, on September 26, 2007 15:55:13

• K-DUD HAS A DICK?????
  
  Holy shit. That's news to me.

  By Vigilante, on September 26, 2007 15:58:24

• You know that she smells like bad lunch meat between those two rolling pins she calls legs.

  By anonymous, on September 26, 2007 16:13:14

• She looks completely deranged.

  By anonymous, on September 26, 2007 16:15:03

• Why does she carry a purse if she is going to carry all of her shit in her hands??

  By Chris, on September 26, 2007 16:41:05

• tremendous thrashing hyyyyorse!!!

  By holmes, on September 26, 2007 17:35:50

• Who is the piglet next to her???

  By corrina, on September 26, 2007 17:40:04

• I live at Normandie and Western! Todd, are you that guy I talked to at Carl's Jr.? The one who told me about reincarnation???

  By anonymous, on September 26, 2007 18:05:57

• I'm sorry but I feel really bad for her. She used to be such a sweet girl and this just shows how badly drugs can fuck up someone's life.

  By Shan, on September 26, 2007 18:06:27

• I'm sorry but I feel really bad for her. She used to be such a sweet girl and this just shows how badly drugs can fuck up someone's life.

  By anonymous, on September 26, 2007 18:06:30

• I pray to god every night she doesn't overdose. Why, you might ask, no, no, I'm not a fan. I just can't go through another Anne Nicole Smith 6 month period of every news station telling me what a tragedy her death was, how she was misunderstood, how she had problems but no one reached out to help her .. blah blah blah .e. I just can't ...

  By anonymous, on September 26, 2007 18:22:31

• Intellectually, I know she's a stupid idiot who should just do everyone a favour and head back to Louisiana to open a gator farm. But the side of my personality that looks at car accidents, and is transfixed at the sight of the wreckage, is what drives me to read these Britney Spears posts. I hate myself so much.

  By anonymous, on September 26, 2007 19:13:56

• I'd still fuck her and I'll call anyone who posts here and says they wouldn't a liar.
  
  A washed-up-at-25 karaoke singer with a stanky vag and two <strike>mistakes</strike> kids?
  
  Oh yeah, who wouldn't want to stick their dick in that...

  By anonymous, on September 26, 2007 19:20:58

• Shit! Look at the size of her pupils HAHAHA!

  By anonymous, on September 26, 2007 19:36:44

• The reference above to OJ seems like kind of a stretch, but the whole thing reminds me of Michael Jackson. He was afmous as a child in a family sort of environment, kind of like her with the Mickey Mouse Club, and then at some point in reaching adulthood, they just went bugshit and completely publicly melted down. I don't understand why someone somewhere who loves her (whatever, you know SOMEone really cares about her) doesn't just keep her at home where she can lick windows in privacy.

  By pervertedeeyore, on September 26, 2007 19:57:15

• Serious question...can post-partum depression make someone this nuts?

  By T, on September 26, 2007 20:00:09

• Why does she carry a purse if she is going to carry all of her shit in her hands??
  By Chris, on September 26, 2007 16:41:05
  
  Britney, Lindsay, Paris, they are always carrying something. You have staff, hand the half-empty cup of Irish Coffee to one of them. Moron.
  
  I too would like to thank Brit for wearing pants, and I am imagining she has on underpants, big, granny style, butt covering underpants.
  

  By anonymous, on September 26, 2007 20:39:53

• i feel really badly that she has had such a tragic life in the last 2 or 3 years and i think this past year has been particularly hard on her and i hope she truly gets her life turned around particularly regarding the drugs and alcohol not only for herself but for her kids. And if she doesn't and offs herself or accidently dies, then i hope she'll find it in her heart to leave all of her vast $150million fortune to me. LOL! (because i needs it beyotch!)

  By farookahli, on September 26, 2007 21:05:01

• does she have meth face??

  By anonymous, on September 26, 2007 21:52:34

• The best part of this whole train-fucking-wreck of an episode is the silently lurking shadow of li'l Jamie-Lynn and her "career." She's turning out to be just as pre-fab, talentless, and cookie-cutter as her older sister and it's only so long before Britley completely implodes and people start turning their gaze towards her cow-eyed sister. Don't believe me? Go check out an episode of "Zoey 101." It's just as retarded and pre-packaged as Britney's whole career, but Jamie-Lynn still has that teenage sheen of innocence that makes it easy to overlook her cankles, "hey, yawwl!" expression, and complete lack of appeal outside of the indiscriminate tweenage set and the "GAWDDAMMIT JAILBAT TITTIES!" demo. Count me in as breathless over what will come in round two...

  By Heironymous Bollocks, on September 26, 2007 22:00:12

• Serious question...can post-partum depression make someone this nuts?
  
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  No it makes you hide from everyone and want to kill yourself.

  By anonymous, on September 26, 2007 22:09:16

• Wow. She is one homely chick when she's not made up by professionals.

  By Patrick, on September 26, 2007 23:59:13

• Looks like she's made friends with Lisa "Closed Eye" Lopez

  By christopher, on September 27, 2007 04:02:52

• Post-partum depression does not make you crazy... it makes you depressed. Maybe to the point of killing something in extreme circumstances but does not make you delusional which seems to Britney's problem.
  
  And why is it just because someone is famous that people consider 'hitting it' because Britney is not hot anymore, she has hail damage and is completely nuts, so no I would not hit it at all.

  By anonymous, on September 27, 2007 04:59:20

• This is typical of what happens when you give money to white trash.

  By anonymous, on September 27, 2007 05:20:25

• No I think that look on her face was because she just saw her reflection in the mirror..
  
  I think she's an alien actually..that would explain the bizarre behavior

  By anonymous, on September 27, 2007 05:46:53

• I'd HATE FUCK Britney

  By anonymous, on September 27, 2007 06:36:11

• You wanna get REALLY sad? You Tube a few of her older videos. It's like watching a completely different person. The article posted here (the link) includes "classic" Britney photos. She used to be sooo hot. It's stunning how much she's changed. And, of course, not in a good way.

  By anonymous, on September 27, 2007 06:54:32

• If she is making 700 Gs a month, why does she look so bad, and who is doing her hair?
  I think she might be trying to save her money now that her career is over. That, or she is completely coked out of her mind.
  
  Oh yeah, and her assistants keep getting fuglier.

  By Carolina , on September 27, 2007 07:10:31

• Blow up the fourth picture from the left-her pants are stained, too. She appears just overall dirty. Poor thing.

  By anonymous, on September 27, 2007 07:28:01

• I hate myself for caring, but I hope she dies this week.

  By anonymous, on September 27, 2007 07:31:27

• she is so beautiful and naturally pretty. She reminds me of Jessica Alba..very natural and put together all the time.

  By sarcasm is my middle name.., on September 27, 2007 07:34:57

• Britney doesn't have postpartum depression. She has postnatal retardation.

  By anonymous, on September 27, 2007 08:16:32

• What's the over/under on when she od's?

  By anonymous, on September 27, 2007 08:22:22

• She is so damn UGLY! SHE LOOKS LIKE AN INBRED. UGH!!!!! WHY DON'T THEY LOCK THIS UGLY BEAST UP, AND THROW AWAY THE KEY!

  By anonymous, on September 27, 2007 08:25:03

• Does anyone else get the feeling that she's kind of losing it??

  By anonymous, on September 27, 2007 08:39:10

• Damn you, 8:16, for making me laugh right out loud in the middle of a meeting.

  By Vigilante, on September 27, 2007 09:10:00

• My god she looks horribly unhealthy :(

  By anonymous, on September 27, 2007 09:16:26

• Wow. Just. Wow. As I looked at the photos, I turned from a rooster to a hen

  By Sevenmack, on September 27, 2007 09:25:50

• I give her a year. Tops.

  By anonymous, on September 27, 2007 09:35:32

• diaf plz shitney

  By anonymous, on September 27, 2007 09:37:06

• The truth is, she's been a train wreck for many years now. The drug thing isn't new. She's been doing it for a very long time (albeit alot heavier usage now), even during the days of Justin Timberlake. The only difference is she had handlers at the time who had her under their thumbs and controlled her every move. Now that she's fired them all, we see the real Britney. This girl was never normal.

  By anonymous, on September 27, 2007 09:43:47

• ewwww
  ewwwwww
  ewwwwwwwwwwww
  Can't the child custody judge make her stay home?

  By anonymous, on September 27, 2007 10:26:53

• I wonder how the drug testing is going?

  By anonymous, on September 27, 2007 10:27:17

• I agree about how far she has fallen. If you check out her earlier videos like "Sometimes I Run" on YouTube it makes you feel sad. Her plight is international. Elton John has even offer help. Exactly when is someone suppose to do something?

  By anonymous, on September 27, 2007 10:31:30

• First of all, I would not say Britney was ever beautiful...
  Anyone can throw some make up on and look half decent.
  Second, she is not talented. She can't sing live so what is her talent? A few choreographed dance moves? Whoop!
  She is a horrific role model for girls and look at how she treats her own mother...
  But feel sorry for her? Why?
  Everything she is now she can blame herself for. There are plenty of people out there in the world that could've handled the fame without sliding into the gutter.

  By anonymous, on September 27, 2007 11:46:53

• her darling kids will poison her when they are old enough. payback is a bitch.

  By anonymous, on September 27, 2007 12:33:50

• make her stay inside please, she is stinking up the air in calif.

  By anonymous, on September 27, 2007 12:39:29

• I hate this slovenly pile of shiat. I really think she should be euthanized, because she's not worth a goddamned thing. She has NOTHING to offer to anyone, especially her kids. She is worthless, and should be put down, just like any other sick dog would be.

  By BabyGater, on September 27, 2007 12:46:17

• She gets worse and worse everyday. Lynn, Jamie, Jamie Lynn and K Fed are just waiting for her to hit rock bottom now so they can finally lock her up.

  By anonymous, on September 27, 2007 12:46:45

• Was it only 1999-2000 that she was loved superstar? When did it all start going wrong? Maybe when she picked up that first cigarette. Don't smoke, kids. Tobacco was Britney's gateway drug. bwahahaha!

  By Woobie, on September 27, 2007 13:15:14

• If you squint REALLY hard, to the point where she's blurry, she doesn't look half bad!

  By anonymous, on September 27, 2007 13:19:24

• Never before have I seen a celebrity so openly display his/her spiral into desolation. Its not even funny anymore, shes pathetic.
  
  I think we either need to all chip in for a life coach or ship her off to a mental institution.

  By anonymous, on September 27, 2007 13:47:35

• I'm starting to just feel sorry for her.

  By anonymous, on September 27, 2007 14:35:26

• Folks, that dowdy looking frump wearing the muumuu and sporting the "I just sniffed a nauseating fart" face is NOT Tera Patrick.

  By anonymous, on September 27, 2007 14:40:03

• Question: Can postpartum depression make you nuts?
  
  Yeah, it can. Look at some of the women that have killed their kids over the fact that they were completely BONKERS. Does the name Andrea Yates ring a bell??? Not saying that she shouldn't have been punished for what she did (Google it), but that woman was a damned lunatic. I hope Sean and Jayden are taken away from Britney and SOON, before their the next ones to be found floating face-down in the jacuzzi.

  By Jennifer, on September 27, 2007 15:21:59

• i'd hit it.

  By anonymous, on September 27, 2007 15:31:02

• Folks, that dowdy looking frump wearing the muumuu and sporting the "I just sniffed a nauseating fart" face is NOT Tera Patrick.
  
  By anonymous, on September 27, 2007 14:40:03
  
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  No shit, Sherlock.
  
  Nobody said it was.....I believe the quote was "who befriended a less attractive version of Tera Patrick."
  
  Version of....version of.....not quite the same person as.....but a version of.
  
  Reading comprehension is your friend.

  By anonymous, on September 27, 2007 16:33:23

• Question: Can postpartum depression make you nuts?
  
  Yeah, it can. Look at some of the women that have killed their kids over the fact that they were completely BONKERS. Does the name Andrea Yates ring a bell??? Not saying that she shouldn't have been punished for what she did (Google it), but that woman was a damned lunatic. I hope Sean and Jayden are taken away from Britney and SOON, before their the next ones to be found floating face-down in the jacuzzi.
  
  OK, there's a difference between post-partum depression and post-partum psychosis. PPD is what Brooke Shields had, and it is, much like it sounds, a form of depression whose onset occurs while pregnant or after giving birth. PPP is a severe, rare, and distorted form of PPD, and is what Andrea Yates had. If Britney had PPP, there would be obvious signs, like actively trying to kill her kids... oh, um, wait, I mean... hearing voices.... umm... I mean. acting irrationally... umm... hang on, there's got to be one symptom in here she doesn't have....
  
  Oh screw it--Britney totally has PPP.

  By AnnArrogance, on September 27, 2007 17:11:29

• what's up?

  By chic-handsome, on September 27, 2007 17:28:25

• Ok...so all these guys here...If you had 12 whiskey's and she grabbed your balls and went to work, you wouldn't hit it?

  By anonymous, on September 27, 2007 17:33:42

• when morons say "i'd hit it" i'm assuming they mean "i'd hit that shit with this blunt object until it was a bloody pulp lest it devour my soul."

  By anonymous, on September 27, 2007 17:38:14

• She gets worse and worse everyday. Lynn, Jamie, Jamie Lynn and K Fed are just waiting for her to hit rock bottom now so they can finally lock her up.
  
  By anonymous, on September 27, 2007 12:46:45
  
  Lynn, Jamie, Jamie Lynn <- hah! Damn rednecks! Hubba, bubba, hubba bubba
  

  By anonymous, on September 27, 2007 17:47:27

• lmao these comments are killin' me especially the one that says she's always put together and naturally beautiful like jessica alba...the sarcasm made me laugh! haha

  By anonymous, on September 27, 2007 18:38:02

• Ok...so all these guys here...If you had 12 whiskey's and she grabbed your balls and went to work, you wouldn't hit it?
  
  By anonymous, on September 27, 2007 17:33:42
  
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  see my post at 17:38:14

  By anonymous, on September 27, 2007 18:47:31

• "Ok...so all these guys here...If you had 12 whiskey's and she grabbed your balls and went to work, you wouldn't hit it? "
  
  I don't know about you, but no amount of alcohol is going to convince me I need Cheeto stains on my dick and a trip down to the free clinic for a urethral swab.
  
  

  By anonymous, on September 27, 2007 19:47:57

• Folks, that dowdy looking frump wearing the muumuu and sporting the "I just sniffed a nauseating fart" face is NOT Tera Patrick.
  
  By anonymous, on September 27, 2007 14:40:03
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  OMG what a dumbass....learn to read.

  By Trax, on September 27, 2007 19:54:51

• LOL THAT BITCH AINT TERA!! I SEE TERA EVERYDAY SHES MY NEIGHBOR HERE IN NY..THIS BITCH IS WAYYY MORE UGLIER...PERFECT COMPANY FOR SPEARS.

  By anonymous, on September 27, 2007 20:26:34

• The first time I saw Britney Spear's single, as a free cassette tape in my caboodle from Wal-Mart, I thought "she'll never make it big. She's so lame and generic and 1992." But try telling that to the 12 and 13 year olds with their 50 bucks a week allowance, who weren't old enough to realize that the catholic schoolgirl uniform got played out about 7 years before this bumpkin pranced around in it, and who skyrocketed this nobody to such fame that the rest of the reasonable adult world got force fed Britney Spears day and night, to the point where we're all gagging on her. I fucking hate kids. Why in the hell do they rule our entertainment industry???????

  By anonymous, on September 27, 2007 22:29:59

• By the way, her pupils aren't dilated that big. Those cheap contacts just have a giant pupil hole, so her dark eyes are showing through. Why in the hell can't she buy anything of quality?

  By anonymous, on September 27, 2007 22:31:50

• I agree about how far she has fallen. If you check out her earlier videos like "Sometimes I Run" on YouTube it makes you feel sad. Her plight is international. Elton John has even offer help. Exactly when is someone suppose to do something?
  
  I'm sure he'll re-word an old song for the tribute concert once she snuffs it...

  By anonymous, on September 27, 2007 22:53:19

• I was gonna go to court before I got high
  I was gonna pay my child support but then I got high
  

  By Perezoso, on September 27, 2007 22:58:30

• >I'd still fuck her and I'll call anyone who posts here and says they wouldn't a liar
  
  I wouldn't fuck her with a hobo's dick and Al Gore pushing

  By Barry, on September 28, 2007 03:39:09

• wanna get high?

  By towelie, on September 28, 2007 06:46:09

• "Ok...so all these guys here...If you had 12 whiskey's and she grabbed your balls and went to work, you wouldn't hit it?"
  
  By anonymous, on September 27, 2007 17:33:42
  
  After 12 whiskey's if she grabbed my balls and went to work I would probably throw up on her head.

  By anonymous, on September 28, 2007 07:30:40

• The only thing that would shock me now is if she disappeared for a year and came back twice as hot as six years ago.

  By anonymous, on September 28, 2007 07:43:09

• Her cow eyes are sliding down her face and more to the side of her head! F*cking creepy like Sloth from the Goonies and sh*t!

  By anonymous, on September 28, 2007 10:01:57

• You forgot to mention the camel toe she's rocking. Ugh.

  By Henny Penny, on September 28, 2007 11:58:27

• Yay Brit! You got 100 posts just for being stupid! You win a half eaten twinkie.

  By anonymous, on September 28, 2007 13:30:01

• FUCK THIS CRACK HEAD WHORE

  By anonymous, on October 4, 2007 12:00:50

• Nasty bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  By anonymous, on October 4, 2007 12:40:18