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Jenifer Lopez Might Be Pregnant

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Nah...she's just bloated from all those tacos and burritos she eats. Man, I wouldn't want to be her husband tonight. There are some hellacious Dutch Ovens awaiting him.

By anonymous, on September 12, 2007 12:59:22
moo

By dee, on September 12, 2007 13:00:24
That is one UGLY "dress" (hurling)....

By anonymous, on September 12, 2007 13:04:37
You know that ugly dress cost what I pay a month in rent. How does she do it? Cheater, cheater, pumpkin eater!

By anonymous, on September 12, 2007 13:06:53
What the hell happened to her, anyway? She was watchable in "The Cell" and fantastic in "Out of Sight," and then it's like someone injected her with bitchy ghetto diva DNA that took her over like she was Spider-Bitch or something.

By Pontius Pirate, on September 12, 2007 13:07:38
Is she wearing toasters on her feet?

By anonymous, on September 12, 2007 13:11:42
Awww Jenny, don't be bitter because the Pats A)are an overall better team then the Colts and that can be proven in their record against the Colts and B)the Pats, if they are cheating (and they probably were), did it better than the Colts. You don't seem like a dumb girl Jenny, I sure hope you are smart enough to realize that all NFL teams cheat, just so happens that the Pats got caught.

By anonymous, on September 12, 2007 13:16:57
Jenny isn't a Colts fan and she isn't dumb, but she's lucky I like her b/c I'm a Redskins fan. :P

By anonymous, on September 12, 2007 13:20:38
those fucking shoes are fucking STOOOOOPS.

By anonymous, on September 12, 2007 13:21:06
Jenny is a Cowboys fan, but I love her anyway.

By i hate the cowboys, on September 12, 2007 13:25:21
How much bigger will that ass get?

By Dr.Dre, on September 12, 2007 13:26:05
I want to take off J-Ho's shoes and stab her with them.

By anonymous, on September 12, 2007 13:28:40
Simply hideous!

By anonymous, on September 12, 2007 13:34:02
she used to be hot but puerto rican women don't age well.

By prettyboy, on September 12, 2007 13:35:25
GOOOOOOO STEELERS!

By hates hollywood, on September 12, 2007 13:36:00
MUST SEE! watch the new J-LO music video "Doin' it well." it is so horrible! Jennifer Lopez is such an asshole for doing that to herself. im disapoointed.

By repulsed and confused, on September 12, 2007 13:41:19
Don't be jealous of the Pats, Jenny.
The person who did the cheating acted alone, that was not sanctioned by the coach(es). Believe me, the Jets are horrible and would have gotten crushed anyway.

By J-Bird, on September 12, 2007 13:46:56
Look at the Cowboy fan, feeling strong after beating Eli to a pulp.

Go Bears.

By Jim, on September 12, 2007 13:50:54
This Pats cheating wasn't a secret. The Packers called them out last year and NFL swept it under the rug.

By anonymous, on September 12, 2007 13:51:07
Is she wearing bobby socks?

By anonymous, on September 12, 2007 13:53:10
So I guess we can blame the Jets record last year on the other teams cheating?
Oh, and every time a childless actress wears an outfit lacking a waist, some gossip site reports that she's pregnant. I don't buy it until the kid has exited the womb and been named.
GO PATS!!!!

By anonymous, on September 12, 2007 13:53:16
Jenny, as punishment for this brashness, I will not think about you when I beat off tonight.

By J-Bird, on September 12, 2007 13:54:04
Aww, now that's just mean, J-Bird. I think I deserve at least one stroke.

Smooches,

Jenny

By Jenny, on September 12, 2007 14:03:00
if her last name wasn't Lopez u really couldn't tell she's puerto rican, and that's a shame. self hatred is not a good look.

By Niecy, on September 12, 2007 14:03:07
right like the jets game was the only time the pats cheated. not!!

By anonymous, on September 12, 2007 14:05:12
That mumu is green because Britney spilled some guacamole on it from her nachos supreme.

By anonymous, on September 12, 2007 14:05:48
@ 13:46 He wouldn't say sorry if he wasn't guilty. http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=3015478

By anonymous, on September 12, 2007 14:11:07
HA!! The Pat's "dynasty" will now have an asterisk beside it in the history books, along side the rest of the cheaters in sports history. Shameful day to be a Pats fan. Belichick is a low-down dirty scumbag---it's no secret. He's cheated throughout his personal life and his unsavory character transcends through to his coaching.

By Pats Suck, on September 12, 2007 14:21:10
Go ahead and put those asterisks down in your own heads, hypocrites, because they won't be in the history books no matter how much you want them there. If you think your own teams aren't cheating in one form or another, you're deluded. The Pats will get punished, they deserve it, but get over yourselves. Bitter, bitter people.

By anonymous, on September 12, 2007 14:37:14
Oh yeah, and fuck off, jenny.

By anonymous, on September 12, 2007 14:38:05
BELICHEAT!!

By anonymous, on September 12, 2007 14:40:10
J-Bird, you think of us when you beat off? How many strokes am I getting?

Is it more than Jenny? Don't worry, I won't tell.

But I'll be pretty damned pissed if Tood gets more than I do.

By Vigilante, on September 12, 2007 15:01:31
and i kinda...don't care.

By anonymous, on September 12, 2007 15:08:59
Pic #5 UGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!

By T, on September 12, 2007 15:09:07
omg pic 5 is so gross!! marc anthony looks like he has aids!

By anonymous, on September 12, 2007 15:18:07
Never liked her, and never understood the hype over her. She's nothing special.

15:18 - He totally looks like he has Aids to me too. I wouldn't be surprised.

By anonymous, on September 12, 2007 15:44:35
wow marc anthony looks sick...wtf..looks like j-lows ass been eatin all his food

By anonymous, on September 12, 2007 16:05:28
Why is everybody so jealous of her, just stop because if you dont then you will always be at the bottom. You know when you think bad about people then it will come back and really happen to you. Words of wisdom.

By Lisa, on September 12, 2007 16:18:39
You think that dress sucks you should see the freakin brides' maid dress I have to wear! None the less she sucks and all the bullshit she makes does too.
BTW Love the name Jennifer, its the name my mamma gave me!

By Jennifer , on September 12, 2007 16:32:05
Who the hell told her she could design clothes?? That dress looks like something from a high school home-ec class!! WTF??

By anonymous, on September 12, 2007 18:03:15
What, is she carrying the kid in her ass?

By anonymous, on September 12, 2007 18:13:11
What. the. hell. are those shoes?????
Oh yeah, Pats suck, Go Horse.

By anonymous, on September 12, 2007 18:13:47
go vikings! ok you got me, i only choose my football teams by mascot and i dont really watch football. and now im resisting telling you how much i hate it :)

By Sacrament, on September 12, 2007 18:58:29
^16:05 and 18:03: Thanks, you two. Those comments made my day.

By Big L, on September 12, 2007 19:03:16
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
what the fuck is wrong with the shoes?!?!

By anonymous, on September 12, 2007 19:34:23
I didn't notice she was bloated/possibly pregnant, that the dress was ghetto fabu-less, or anything else about the photo because I was mesmerized by what has to be the ugliest things a human has ever strapped to their feet. Maybe the Scientologists got her and these are Xenu-Shoes designed to keep her thetan physically bound to her body because Skeletor keeps trying to feed on her soul.

By Lily the Pink, on September 12, 2007 20:45:00
you're a girl! i thought you're a dude!

By the shallow one, on September 12, 2007 22:59:40
So the Patriots are cheaters because they taped signals that all 70000 spectators can see, that people in the stands are allowed to videotape and that teams put in code to avoid detection?

You are an idiot.

By anonymous, on September 13, 2007 00:25:25
So the Patriots are cheaters because they taped signals that all 70000 spectators can see, that people in the stands are allowed to videotape and that teams put in code to avoid detection?

You are an idiot.

By anonymous, on September 13, 2007 00:25:30
^ You're an idiot x2.

By anonymous, on September 13, 2007 01:53:05
whatever...jenny from the block should retire and get out of our faces...

By anonymous, on September 13, 2007 04:59:03
I think anyone who put on that butt ugly dress would look 5 months pregnant. And every month someone snaps a pic of her and asks is she pregnant...eventually they may be right.
I hope for the kids sake it isn't true. Marc Anthony looks like a fly with those big bug eyes.

By Lisa G., on September 13, 2007 05:46:40
i hope she is pregnant so she can stop being a media whore, no wait what was i thinking she'll use the pregnancy to get more attention and sell her "mother journey" to the media. how can we shut this bitch up? we're bored with her she's too over exposed!!

By hayden, on September 13, 2007 08:38:43
I feel like one day I'm gonna step out of the shower and see her. Can she please go away for awhile, she' overexposed. I have to agree with you. She can't sing, can't act and can't design. But girl can dance! That's all I'm giving her.

By anonymous, on September 13, 2007 09:13:05
She does all this shit, using her celebrity to milk more and more out of the system, and bitches about her lack of privacy? Go away, Ms. Lopez.

By catman, on September 13, 2007 09:23:49
Nah...she's just bloated from all those tacos and burritos she eats. Man, I wouldn't want to be her husband tonight. There are some hellacious Dutch Ovens awaiting him.

By anonymous, on September 12, 2007 12:59:22

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STUPID ASS she is puertorican not mexican damn how ignorant are you now you look like a shithead with a stupid comment next time find out where the person comes from then you can post a funny comment that goes with that person so stop making us white people look bad you moron ,,her ass looks like is ready for anal she loves that

By anonymous, on September 13, 2007 09:26:19
Hey, anon @ 9:26 - try using punctuation. It helps make your message clearer.

By catman, on September 13, 2007 09:34:15
Why did she decide to change out of the shoes she was wearing in pic #2, into those other...things? Granted, the first shoes are not that great, but they were definitely more attractive than the moon-boot stillettos she changed into.

By anonymous, on September 13, 2007 11:17:36
I saw an upskirt pic of hers a year or two ago. No panties. Yay. Well, I thought it'd be a yay. I did NOT get a boner. I do think she has a pretty face though.

By anonymous, on September 13, 2007 13:45:03
When a celebrity eats a meal, their stomachs puff out and the media says they are pregnant. Give it a break!

I like her.

By Rockmelon, on September 13, 2007 20:53:04
I LOVE the fact that the NFL finally popped the lying cheating New England Patriots. What a bunch of scumbags, always trying to pass themselves off as a "class organization". The Pats have ZERO class. Blatant cheaters, and I'm very happy that Goodell zapped your sorry asses. Your 3 Lombardi trophies are forever tainted, as it should be.

By Ooba Gooba, on September 14, 2007 08:49:51
8:49:51 - your are one bitter mongoloid. 3 trophies are tainted? Grow up, douchebag. You know that photo shit is meaningless. The same signals can be spied on in the coach's box.

By anonymous, on September 14, 2007 12:04:07
I think she's very underrated as an actress. I mean, I like to make fun of her and all. Her singing is awful, but you know... I have to be honest here. I think she's a lot better actress than a lot of the big-name stars. Whether it's some comedy or an intense movie, I find her convincing. I can't say that about a lot of actors. The hatred people feel toward her (and a lot of it is deserved), prevents them from giving her any kind of chance. But whatever. Just my opinion.

By anonymous, on September 14, 2007 14:24:39
14:24, that's because she's always playing a fat Rican diva in her movies (i.e. her roles are never a stretch).

By anonymous, on September 15, 2007 07:11:24
her ass is fat and her clothing suck she can't do anything for shit but she keeps trying so she is a joke well just laugh at her we all need a good laugh every now and then

By Mitch, on September 16, 2007 12:04:30