63 Comments:

• Dane Cook is so unfunny and Jessica Alba's womanly area is simply unappetizing. Nice boring, witless couple for the romantic comedy and fraternity crowd.

  By anonymous, on September 13, 2007 15:21:17

• hahahaha that was great

  By anonymous, on September 13, 2007 15:22:27

• That video was stupid. I hate these people. Why are they famous?

  By anonymous, on September 13, 2007 15:22:50

• People go to itunes, Dane Cook has a song out.....for real. He sucks at comedy, singing, and life.

  By charlie, on September 13, 2007 15:28:39

• What a dumbass...

  By Anonymous, on September 13, 2007 15:33:28

• Ew, was that Alba's pelvis? I've seen boy scouts with sexier hips.

  By Roflcopter, on September 13, 2007 15:35:20

• I think that top picture is Chris Crocker in his underwear.
  
  http://youtube.com/watch?v=-PeeVvZqq0U

  By eat a sammich, on September 13, 2007 15:36:58

• Jessica Alba has herpes:
  
  http://sports.aol.com/fanhouse/2007/08/09/did-derek-jeter-give-jessica-alba-herpes/

  By anonymous, on September 13, 2007 15:54:29

• If Dane Cook got to fuck Jessica Alba and tape it, I would of had to kill myself.

  By Jim, on September 13, 2007 15:58:02

• Holy shit, until people mentioned it I had no idea that picture was Jessica Alba's pelvis. In all honesty just glancing at the thing I thought it was Dane Cook tucking his tiny stuff between his legs to get what would have been the least cheap laugh he's ever got. I've not watched the video but from the picture I'm assuming she gets acid thrown onto her crotch or something, I'll pass.

  By That guy who'd rape both of these losers just to see the looks of horror and shame on their worhtless faces, on September 13, 2007 16:16:37

• That was the stupidest thing I've ever seen.

  By anonymous, on September 13, 2007 16:27:31

• He is going to regret filming that after 10-20 years.

  By BlueMak, on September 13, 2007 17:27:20

• Albas 15 minutes are just about up.

  By anonymous, on September 13, 2007 18:45:19

• I was strangely grossed out by that...Dane Cook, I used to be a fan and now you're a sellout loserly loser.
  
  Jessica Alba denies her Mexican heritage. nuff said.

  By Alicia, on September 13, 2007 19:25:55

• He's so lame. Just the fact that she found that retarded shit funny makes me hate her too. Both losers.

  By anonymous, on September 13, 2007 20:25:36

• That was supposed to be funny?

  By anonymous, on September 13, 2007 20:29:09

• What's that picture of a ten year old boy doing up there? Wait a minute, that's a woman? She can have all the sex she wants - I'm sure she hasn't menstruated in about six years.

  By anonymous, on September 13, 2007 20:38:22

• dane cook is one of the funniest white comedians ever.

  By prettyboy, on September 13, 2007 20:39:52

• HILARIOUS, THANKS FOR POSTING THIS

  By anonymous, on September 13, 2007 20:50:42

• WTF is that picture? I'm sure all the pedophiles are creaming their panties!

  By anonymous, on September 13, 2007 22:22:52

• i totally and honestly thought that was a young male's crotch...um...sorry alba?

  By anonymous, on September 13, 2007 23:24:59

• ok,that was kinda funny :)

  By teehee, on September 13, 2007 23:52:01

• I have no idea what's going on...
  
  Is this a joke? Or is it leaked realness?

  By Mary, on September 14, 2007 03:51:20

• I hate Dane Cook but I love looking at his flickering tongue.......

  By anonymous, on September 14, 2007 05:49:49

• He is such a loser. She is hot. A tad on the skinny side. but hot.

  By jennie lee, on September 14, 2007 06:10:37

• wtf was that

  By anonymous, on September 14, 2007 06:15:50

• http://www.cooks.com/rec/search/0,1-0,lemon_cookie,FF.html

  By anonymous, on September 14, 2007 07:09:01

• What a deviated prevert.

  By Big L, on September 14, 2007 07:24:53

• Lame Cook is so not funny. I thought his fifteen minutes was up about a half hour ago.

  By anonymous, on September 14, 2007 07:27:42

• SHE IS THE HOTTEST THING ON THE PLANET.HER BODY IS SICK.

  By mel, on September 14, 2007 07:51:21

• "Sick" is right -- disgusting. Ugh.

  By anonymous, on September 14, 2007 08:01:15

• I think he's funny. You have to be younger than 40 and not a fat housewife to think so, though.

  By anonymous, on September 14, 2007 08:04:35

• No, you need to be younger than 20 years old to think so.

  By anonymous, on September 14, 2007 08:05:50

• Hey prettyboy
  I guess Dane Cook is the only comedian you've ever seen, unless your like 12.

  By AJRimmer, on September 14, 2007 08:27:17

• I'm 32, male, and have a pretty sick sense of humor. I'd like to see Dane Cook anally raped by Yeti, sans lube. Dane Cook may not be funny, but that would be f'in hilarious!

  By Sleazy P. Martini, on September 14, 2007 08:31:15

• "LEAVE THE PENGUIN ALONE! If you have a problem with the penguin, mess with me! The penguin is not doing well
  
  LOLZ

  By Shakibing, on September 14, 2007 08:51:10

• something about that was super creepy... and not at all funny. And someone needs to feed that girl a burger.

  By anonymous, on September 14, 2007 09:29:25

• Okay, that clip totally grossed me out. I never wanted to see Dane Cook giving oral, I'll be scarred for life... that poor penguin.

  By Alison, on September 14, 2007 09:32:20

• People are retarded.

  By anonymous, on September 14, 2007 09:50:05

• I don't get it...where is Jessica Alba in this clip?

  By working, on September 14, 2007 09:53:40

• Dane Cook is the least funny comedian in America.
  The one or two funny bits he's ever done have been directly ripped off from other comedians. If he didn't look and act like such a retarded frat boy I might not hate his schtick so much.

  By Someone With Taste, on September 14, 2007 10:07:50

• Creepytime. Pretty dumb of them to let it leak. Buh-bye Oscar dreams for Mz. Alba.
  I would've just rathre seen a tape of those two actually FUCKING. It would be potentially hot. Maybe.

  By Mandi Maine, on September 14, 2007 10:08:05

• Dane Cook is less funny than a new Simpsons episode.

  By anonymous, on September 14, 2007 10:08:21

• Dane Cook tries really hard to be funny.

  By coup, on September 14, 2007 10:24:17

• A close-up of Jessica Alba's growler, and you lot are talking about some prat rimming a stuffed bird? Fucking poofters.

  By JAC, on September 14, 2007 10:41:44

• ******And this ho wants to be taken seriously? What a laugh.
  Goodbye Oscar dreams is right. She is so dumb.

  By anonymous, on September 14, 2007 11:07:28

• woah...just woah.

  By Ally, on September 14, 2007 11:11:26

• He is soo disgusting.

  By anonymous, on September 14, 2007 11:22:04

• Just checkin: you guys know that this is a scripted and acted scene from the movie "Good Luck Chuck"?
  It's either directly from the movie or some kind of promo.
  
  Just checkin, because some ppl here appear to be stupid enough to believe it's a private tape.

  By die Krautsalaten, on September 14, 2007 11:35:52

• Dane Cook is NOT funny, I'd rather sleep with Pamela "Hepatitis C Cooter" Anderson than listen to him speak.

  By anonymous, on September 14, 2007 11:43:36

• I would let Dane Cook fuck me, but he's such a tool.

  By anonymous, on September 14, 2007 12:50:35

• 19:25:55, Alicia, that's not true...she's been seen with some hair on her upper lip. I'd say that's a definite acknowledgment of her Mexican heritage.

  By anonymous, on September 14, 2007 13:25:20

• If there is one flaw that Jessica has, it's her hips (well, besides her brain... she seems to be extremely stupid, bragging about all those one night stands and screwing guys on the first date). I noticed that when I saw the first Fantastic 4 movie. I think she has ugly hips. They're empty at the top part, then widen up as you go toward the bottom of her ass. That almost gives the effect that the top part of her thighs are fat... they're not, it's the way her hips are. It's noticeable in pictures taken from both front and back. I love her face and legs and titties and all... but her hips are "almost" a turn-off. I'd still want her, if she didn't have herpies and if she wasn't so DAMN SLUTTY. :)

  By anonymous, on September 14, 2007 14:07:32

• 12:50, I'd gag his yap and ride Dane Cook like I was barrelin' off into the sunset with a bag full 'o unmarked bills....
  
  Whoa, did I say that out loud?

  By Vigilante, on September 14, 2007 14:36:00

• he can do that to me anytime he wants

  By anonymous, on September 14, 2007 18:35:31

• ********To: 14:07 Yeah she's happy about sleeping with guys on the first date and giving them herpes.(and telling the wholeworld about it.) This picture of her pelvis is disgusting. Look at the bulging veins on the left side of the pic. I mean really,is that a boy's pelvis or her's? YUCK!

  By anonymous, on September 14, 2007 18:40:22

• Come on, Vig; I know you have better taste than that... so I will personally volunteer to be your sex-slave for a year if it would prevent that douche bag Dane Cook from receiving one tiny iota of sexual gratification.
  
  Actually, I'd be your sex-slave regardless of Dane Cook, but that's another matter...
  
  Where was I? Oh yeah. I'm a dude, so according to the unspoken 'Hetero Male Code' (HMC) I can't comment on his looks, but he's got the personality of moldy 3 day old dog shit.

  By Mr. Peabody, on September 14, 2007 23:09:38

• I want to cry
  That was so awkward.

  By anonymous, on September 15, 2007 19:10:58

• Peabody, darling, my apologies for the late reply. I was co-hosting a party yesterday and today I'm plotting the un-blandification of Gerry's white (so white it looks like it's missing a bar code) condo.
  
  Sex slave? Did you say you'd volunteer? You're willing to volunteer??? Seriously?
  
  (Didn't he hear about that last guy who died from too much Snoo-Snoo? Maybe he doesn't know...hmmmm...they did say it was an "accidental" death...)
  
  Sure Peabody, honey! I'll take you up on that! Do you like baklava? You're not allergic to almonds, are you?
  
  How about peanut butter?
  
  

  By Vigilante, on September 16, 2007 11:40:00

• he sucks and she is homely , the video is big time stupid not funny at all and the movie sucks ass and is not going to make enough money to break even another loser movie for him and for jessica alba and she still popular among stupid teenage boys and girls well they are stupid to

  By anonymous, on September 16, 2007 11:43:51

• A Futurama quote? Oh be still, my beating heart. For that, I'll throw in an extra 6 months of sex-slavery, absolutely free! Peanut butter, baklava, peach cobbler, it's all good, baby.
  

  By Mr. Peabody, on September 17, 2007 07:27:29

• Awesome.
  
  Tood, I hate to break it to you, baby...but Peabody's moving in. So move over.
  
  A little farther...that's good. Thanks, sweetie.

  By Vigilante, on September 17, 2007 10:05:48

• she doesn't deny she's got mexican roots. she simply claims that after 3 generations of living in America, she's just an american, not a mexican american. there is some truth to that. do white people call themselves european american because they're roots trace back to england?

  By anonymous, on September 18, 2007 07:41:33