Just so you know...I'm an ass man. I'll take a nice looking ass over fake or real tits any day. With that im mind....I busted a nut to every single pic.......I had to use both my hands as retainers.....I'm a bad boy like that................
Oh wow another superhero movie, I can't wait. Is the fucking country run by twelve year olds now or something ? Fucking thousands upon thousands of these fucking retards flocking into cinemas across the country to watch dumb sluts and closet queers dance around in spandex. When did movies become the equivalent of someone jangling their keys and going 'oooh'? God I need a fucking drink.
They should make that crazy muscular Chyna chick play wonder woman instead of Jessica Biel
Yes, because trying to listen to a steroid-fueled ex-wrestler who sounds like Lou Ferrigno is much better than staring at Jessica Biel's ass in star-spangled spandex.
Then again, if Jessica made an sex tape, even with Sean Waltman, I might watch that...
How important is it that the actor physically resmeble the comic book character. I think it is kind of distracting if they don't. Adrian Grenier is a dark skinned black haired dude and Aquaman is blonde. Biel is a light brunette and Wonder Woman has black hair. So, yeah, they can dye her hair or whatever, but would it not just look weird on her? I thought Tom Cruise as Lestat was a bad choice. They should have had Brad Pitt in that role and damn near anyone else as Louie. Ok Yeah I'm a nerd and I've given this way too much thought. But still. Anyone agree they should look more like the character than not?
Manly face, bubble ass, short legs. No femininity in this girl whatsoever. She's just ugly. And have you ever heard her speak? Fuck. Imagine waking up next to her in the morning. "GOOD MORNING, HONEY", in a deep manly voice. You people need to get the fuck out of the house once in a while... go meet some girls. Real girls.
Joss Whedons outline for a Wonder Woman movie got rejected though IMO that was the only hope for a comicbook movie which finally wouldn't totally suck.
Hence i couldn't care less about what's to come. I guarantee this movie to be just another pile of shit for retarted mental toddlers.
Nah, I agree with you 19:45 ... the first thing I thought of when I saw this post was how little Jessica Biel reminded me of Wonder Woman ... it just doesn't fit her ...
Good God, 19:48, you're right! I've been repressing my intense desire to beat the living shit out of "wrong-doers" (and anyone else I don't like, which is mostly everyone) for far too long. It's consumed my very soul!
I have to set things to rights. Today, when I go to work, I'm going to see to it that things get done my way.
"What's yer crime?"
"Uhhh, I ran a stop sign?"
"Kick his ass."
Thank you, 19:48. I'll let you know how I feel about Biel when I get home from work.
Now where the Hell did I put those steel-toed stilettos?
that ass has to be one of the most amazing things in the whole world. heck, her whole body is tight...not an ounce of fat. she's frickin' amazing....like the poster above stated...she already is wonder woman.
Im gonna agree about Megan Fox. She looks more like Wonder woman because of the black hair and light eyes but then again Jessica has the body for it. Come on, someone with her body was made for a roll like this. She doesnt look good though with very dark hair.
20:12:52 - Because, what, I don't think JB is good looking? Because I have higher standards when it comes to girls? Or just a different taste? I simply answered in the child-like manner like that of the person that attacked me. Grow up.
48 Comments:
Leave Your CommentThat's a good casting choice. She doesn't even need the rope, she can just lasso the bad guys with her 18-foot clitoris.
She's still pretty hot, though...even with the freaky 5th appendage.
By J-Bird, on September 25, 2007 14:30:03
i would pound that pussy till no end
By anonymous, on September 25, 2007 14:41:05
Just so you know...I'm an ass man. I'll take a nice looking ass over fake or real tits any day. With that im mind....I busted a nut to every single pic.......I had to use both my hands as retainers.....I'm a bad boy like that................
By anonymous, on September 25, 2007 14:43:49
She'd be better as the wacky sidekick for The Ambiguously Gay Duo.
By anonymous, on September 25, 2007 14:47:16
I don't see it. I can't see her in the role.
Zooey Deschanel. Big eyes. Innocence. Amazonia to America. The fish out of wonder, shock and awe. That's what Biel's lacking.
By Vigilante, on September 25, 2007 14:55:51
I'm more disturbed by what Biel seems to be packing.
By anonymous, on September 25, 2007 15:13:28
i like white lady with big ass.she is hot!!!
By anonymous, on September 25, 2007 15:19:36
They should make that crazy muscular Chyna chick play wonder woman instead of Jessica Biel
By Prettyboy, on September 25, 2007 15:25:48
...and what a sweet ass it is!
By anonymous, on September 25, 2007 15:34:34
"I'm more disturbed by what Biel seems to be packing."
It's ok, kid. You might see a real live vagina someday if you're lucky.
By anonymous, on September 25, 2007 15:38:52
Jessica Biel is Wonder Woman. To cast her in the role is superfluious. Amazonian Goddess with unearthly beauty and strength . . .
By TheBig28, on September 25, 2007 16:13:06
That's weird. Cause I read somewhere that they were giving the role to Katie Holmes.
While Katie looks sorta like Lynda Carter, I don't believe she has the body for this role, can't tell though she's always covered up.
By anonymous, on September 25, 2007 17:07:48
Of course, this calls for the obligatory "JAKE GYLLENHAAL IS AQUAMAN" banner suggestion.
By anonymous, on September 25, 2007 17:35:07
I would much rather pay to watch Biel crack a basket full of walnuts, one at a time, with her ass.
By The Original Thighmaster, on September 25, 2007 17:43:01
Oh wow another superhero movie, I can't wait. Is the fucking country run by twelve year olds now or something ? Fucking thousands upon thousands of these fucking retards flocking into cinemas across the country to watch dumb sluts and closet queers dance around in spandex. When did movies become the equivalent of someone jangling their keys and going 'oooh'? God I need a fucking drink.
By Orson Welles, on September 25, 2007 17:49:12
lmao 17:35
By anonymous, on September 25, 2007 18:02:24
Oh oh oh! Can Adrian Grenier play Aquaman?
By anonymous, on September 25, 2007 18:31:44
@ 17:49 Amen, brother.
By anonymous, on September 25, 2007 18:39:05
They should make that crazy muscular Chyna chick play wonder woman instead of Jessica Biel
Yes, because trying to listen to a steroid-fueled ex-wrestler who sounds like Lou Ferrigno is much better than staring at Jessica Biel's ass in star-spangled spandex.
Then again, if Jessica made an sex tape, even with Sean Waltman, I might watch that...
By anonymous, on September 25, 2007 18:59:35
she will NEVER be Wonder Woman to me.
Hollywood, PLEASE STOP making stupid movies
By anonymous, on September 25, 2007 19:43:28
How important is it that the actor physically resmeble the comic book character. I think it is kind of distracting if they don't. Adrian Grenier is a dark skinned black haired dude and Aquaman is blonde. Biel is a light brunette and Wonder Woman has black hair. So, yeah, they can dye her hair or whatever, but would it not just look weird on her? I thought Tom Cruise as Lestat was a bad choice. They should have had Brad Pitt in that role and damn near anyone else as Louie. Ok Yeah I'm a nerd and I've given this way too much thought. But still. Anyone agree they should look more like the character than not?
By anonymous, on September 25, 2007 19:45:55
Check out all the people attacking anybody who criticizes Biel!!! Not surprising, really - repressed tendencies always make people jumpy.
By anonymous, on September 25, 2007 19:48:46
I want to toss her salad!
By anonymous, on September 25, 2007 21:15:57
I'm sick of superhero movies too.
Maybe they could give the WW part to fatass Britney, and all the other superhero parts to equally overweight stars and make it a comedy?
By anonymous, on September 25, 2007 21:54:57
Manly face, bubble ass, short legs. No femininity in this girl whatsoever. She's just ugly. And have you ever heard her speak? Fuck. Imagine waking up next to her in the morning. "GOOD MORNING, HONEY", in a deep manly voice. You people need to get the fuck out of the house once in a while... go meet some girls. Real girls.
By anonymous, on September 25, 2007 23:19:06
Joss Whedons outline for a Wonder Woman movie got rejected though IMO that was the only hope for a comicbook movie which finally wouldn't totally suck.
Hence i couldn't care less about what's to come. I guarantee this movie to be just another pile of shit for retarted mental toddlers.
By die Krautsalaten, on September 25, 2007 23:55:11
Nah, I agree with you 19:45 ... the first thing I thought of when I saw this post was how little Jessica Biel reminded me of Wonder Woman ... it just doesn't fit her ...
By anonymous, on September 26, 2007 04:38:45
Good God, 19:48, you're right! I've been repressing my intense desire to beat the living shit out of "wrong-doers" (and anyone else I don't like, which is mostly everyone) for far too long. It's consumed my very soul!
I have to set things to rights. Today, when I go to work, I'm going to see to it that things get done my way.
"What's yer crime?"
"Uhhh, I ran a stop sign?"
"Kick his ass."
Thank you, 19:48. I'll let you know how I feel about Biel when I get home from work.
Now where the Hell did I put those steel-toed stilettos?
By Vigilante, on September 26, 2007 05:36:39
I think she's great for the role, but it sucks that it's going to be motion capture. I want to see her, not a damn cartoon.
By anonymous, on September 26, 2007 06:58:47
If she's in it I won't watch it. I like JB, but not as WW.
By anonymous, on September 26, 2007 07:33:26
that ass has to be one of the most amazing things in the whole world. heck, her whole body is tight...not an ounce of fat. she's frickin' amazing....like the poster above stated...she already is wonder woman.
By anonymous, on September 26, 2007 07:40:52
Megan Fox is a wonder woman!!
By anonymous, on September 26, 2007 08:41:25
I want to wear her ass as a hat.
By Jim, on September 26, 2007 08:51:25
Im gonna agree about Megan Fox. She looks more like Wonder woman because of the black hair and light eyes but then again Jessica has the body for it. Come on, someone with her body was made for a roll like this. She doesnt look good though with very dark hair.
By anonymous, on September 26, 2007 09:07:41
Do a search and look at Lynda Carter as Wonder Woman, she was not built like Biel, more like Fox.
By anonymous, on September 26, 2007 10:46:47
She should play Robin in the next Batman movie with Christian Bale.
By anonymous, on September 26, 2007 11:13:52
I dont think Biels has the face.
Google Monica Dean (from Lost)for that part
By anonymous, on September 26, 2007 11:52:32
Damn, what an ass. (purr, purr)
By catman, on September 26, 2007 12:39:18
Well, I went to work. I kicked ass. I got in trouble for being a little too "intent". Not "intense", INTENT. As in intent on burying the opposition.
(To be honest, I thought I was going easy on the guy)
And I've come home STILL thinking Biel would suck ass in this role.
NEXT!
By Vigilante, on September 26, 2007 14:50:45
MEGAN FOXX rules she should be the next Wonder Woman , but those tats must go
By anonymous, on September 26, 2007 15:32:03
Imagine waking up next to her in the morning. "GOOD MORNING, HONEY", in a deep manly voice.
No matter how deep & manly that voice might be, it beats having your Mom stump downstairs and saying the same thing.
By anonymous, on September 26, 2007 16:08:54
23:19= FUCKING MORON VIRGIN
By anonymous, on September 26, 2007 23:03:09
Am I the only one who thinks Nadia Bjorlin would be the perfect choice?
By anonymous, on September 27, 2007 09:52:05
Nope. She is not leggy enough, and will look like a stubby midget in the costume.
By Roflcopter, on September 27, 2007 13:17:24
23:03:09 = FUCKING PIMPLE-FACED TEENAGE GEEK WITH LOW STANDARDS
By anonymous, on September 27, 2007 18:34:17
awww 18:34 im sure thats exactly what you are. 23:03 is right.
By anonymous, on September 27, 2007 20:12:52
The anonymous flaming would be much easier to follow if we didn't have to rely on timestamps...
By anonymous, on September 27, 2007 23:58:21
20:12:52 - Because, what, I don't think JB is good looking? Because I have higher standards when it comes to girls? Or just a different taste? I simply answered in the child-like manner like that of the person that attacked me. Grow up.
By anonymous, on September 28, 2007 12:23:04
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